Author has written 18 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Fullmetal Alchemist. My Favorite Anime/Manga Fullmetal Alchemist Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Katekyo Hitman Reborn Hetalia Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine You'll check your e-mail every day of the week. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) This is a true story A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded. Repost this if you agree with it. I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love. I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance. I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws. I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities. I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change. I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth. I don't care if you're different; everybody is. You say English, we say Japanese You say cats, we say Nyan Cat You say swords, we say Bleach You say souls, we say Soul Eater You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto You say Family, We say Vongola You say notebook, We say DeathNote You say countries, we say Hetalia You say Gay, We say Yaoi You say reality, we say anime You say comics, we say manga You say hello, we say kon'nichiwa You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus Re-Post this if your an Otaku and proud! I Would Do This For My Girl. girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Boy: No this is fun. Girl: No its not! Please its to scary! Boy:Then tell me you love me. Girl:Fine I love you. Slow down! Boy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl: *hugs him* Boy:Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down. Boy:I love you babe. In the paper the next day...a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure.Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.The truth was that halfway down the road,the boy realized that his brakes broke,but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead,he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear hid helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much repost this...and...the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tommorow will be the best day of your life. However,if you don't post this by at least 12:00 tonight you will have bad luck the rest of your love life. Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl. Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Jerks." 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" School : Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives Class : Come Late And Start Sleeping Finals : Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit 1. I need to tell you a secret, look at 5. 2. The answer is...look at 11. 3. Don't get mad, look at 15. 4. Calm down, don't be mad, look at 13. 5. First look at 2. 6. Don't be that angry look at 12. 7. I just wanted to say I love you. 8. What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14 9. Be patient, look at 4. 10. This is the last time I'm going to do this, look at 7. 11. I hope you're not mad when I say this, look at 6. 12. Sorry look at 8. 13. Don't get mad look at 10. 14. I don't know how to say this but look at 3. 15. You must be really mad look at number 9. "When i call my parents and they don't answer, its no big deal but when they call me and i don't answer, its like world war III" This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeeeednesday Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhursday FridaySaturdaySunday After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F If you fall, I'll be there. - Floor PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and are PROUD OF IT Hetalia Pledge I promise to remember Italy I promise to remember Germany I promise to remeber Japan I promise to remember America I promise to remember England I promise to remember France I promise to remember China I promise to remember Russia I promise to remember Lithuania I promise to remember Estonia I promise to remember Latvia I promise to remember Belarus I promise to remember Ukraine I promise to remember Sweden I promise to remember Finland I promise to remember Spain I promise to remember Romano I promise to remember Hungary I promise to remember Austria I promise to remember Prussia I promise to remember Poland I promise to remember Switzerland I promise to remember Liechtenstein I promise to remember Turkey I promise to remember Greece I promise to remember Egypt I promise to remember Canada I promise to remember Cuba I promise to remember Sealand I promise to remember Grandpa Rome I promise to remember Germania I promise to remember Holy Rome Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Pikana, CrazyJosie,Frina17, KittySennen, Ve Kuraresa Bleach, Arashi Sora If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. if you like writing paste this onto your profile. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy-Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile. List Ten Random Hetalia Characters 1.) Italy 2.) Romano 3.) Prussia 4.) Germany 5.) England 6.) Norway 7.) Denmark 8.) Netherlands 9.) Thailand 10.) Japan Answer the following Questions: What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? I would ask him if he wants pasta. Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering? I would kick him where it hurts. Number 5 cooked you dinner? I would rather kill myself to not suffer. Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? I would...leave him alone and play with his friends. Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Welcome, don't smash anything. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? I would send him herrings, tulips, cheese and little windmills. Oh, and weeds. Number 9 made fun of your friends? Uh...steal his elephant. Number 10 ignored you all the time? Show him yaoi and he will stop ignoring me. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will one do? He will surrender. You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break you leg. What does 2 do? ...hard to tell. It's your birthday. What does 3 give you? Awesomeness. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? He will make sure I'm safe. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? "Bloody hell, just do it." You're about to marry Number 10. What's 1's reaction? "Ve~ Congratulations both of you! I'll make a lot of pasta!" You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? He would invite me for a drink and get drunk. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? He would give me encouraging words. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? He will ask why I'm laughing with a slightly confusing expression. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Because I love pasta. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? Probably. Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? ...Bloody hell no. Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? Tell him to go play with his spiritual friends. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? What? Is there something on my face? Number 8 thinks he/she'll never have a girl/boyfriend. What will you say? Good, date your sister. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what? Sends him a letter by an elephant. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? "Love is in the air." Would 2 trust 5? No. Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? The end of the world. 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? Definitely not culinary. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? Something awesome. 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? ...I have no idea. 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that ok? Uh...I guess so... 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? It is hard to tell. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What's their conversation about? Yaoi. 1 accidentally kicked 10? Japan wouldn't mind...if it was Italy. 2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF but 9 got it. What would happen? All volcanoes in Italy would explode, no matter if they are dormant or active, Romano's rage would be enough to activate them all. 5 and 6 did a workout together? Nope. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? Doesn't care. 7 won the lottery? Creates more lego. 8 had quite a big secret? I would love to know. 9 became a singer? That would be awesome, ye? |
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