Everyone knows that when you put a blind alchemist, the Elric Brothers, Ishval, teenage hormones, alcohol and a simmering plot for vengeance together, you'll end up with a disaster of epic proportions. But stories are made of disasters, and this is the one where Edward and Alphonse set off on one final mission to help a person Ed will never admit he cares about. [Postseries FMAB]

When Roy Mustang went to retrieve his eyesight from Truth, he wasn't expecting to end up doing a job in exchange. It couldn't even be an easy job, of course, because Edward's assessment of Truth was a pretty accurate one.

Sequel to Postmortem. The Promised Day has come and gone, and Roy reacts to the consequences just as well as can be expected.

Small changes can have big impacts. Natsu never spent a lot of time with some of his fellow guild-mates, however, a chance interaction with one, causes Natsu to unearth a secret. Cana had a secret, Natsu stumbled upon it and in doing so, decided that he would do his best to help Cana confront her fears and tell her father just who she is, while both grow stronger along the way.

Everyone knows the Beast was selfish and unkind—which, of course, is exactly what a jealous enchantress would want the world to think. An AU in which young Adam was an innocent victim caught up in his father's past mistakes, and Belle a willing presence seeking to repay her own father's debt. And with a vengeful witch on the loose, Gaston is the least of their worries.

Roy gets a little too close to realizing the Homunculi's plot thanks to being in the wrong place at the right time. Naturally, they have no choice but to remove him from the picture.

Certain things seemed to line up just right to make it so that Natsu wouldn't be able to go to the S-Class exams. It all started with an urgent quest asking for him and from there it went downwards, but Natsu being himself wouldn't let that stop him. Will he be able to keep Fairy Tail afloat, or will it all come crashing down around him? Disclaimer I do not own Fairy Tail.

Roy Mustang's insubordination has finally pushed Bradley too far. In a fit of rage the Fuhrer condemns human sacrifice candidate to a punishment he deems worse than death. It isn't threats or isolation, this time it involves the Colonel's humanity. Story set during the winter months not shown in the series. Royai if you squint.

Hohenheim watches his sons greet their family and realizes that he has no room in the picture. Parental!RoyEdAl. Oneshot.

(Title is in Russian, fic in English) After Mustang and his men are led into a trap, they must work together to survive a Drachman prison while their allies back home try to negotiate their release. Drachma, however, does not intend to let them go that easily. Team Mustang fic, dark, small Royai. (epilogue up!)

After rescuing Roy from being tortured, Maes then has to keep him company until medics arrive. Now a series of oneshots.

Mustang is the youngest to take the exam for his time, just what happened?

When Mustang drags Ed into a mission that ultimately lands them in a world consumed by war and people who can bend the elements to their will, they're desperate to leave - but is it possible to do without interfering with a battle of destiny and fate?

"They didn't ignore the feeling of completion as images of their past drifted through their last conscious thoughts as they smiled and laughed and enjoyed their last dance together. Their last dance among the living. But their first dance among the dead." They knew they didn't have much time left, but even then, they would make it count. Their last dance.

In which Roy realizes he has at least one son

Edward Elric, The Fullmetal Alchemist, Hero of the People, has been accused of murder and was forced into hiding. There have been several reported sightings of him across the city, as he seems to be searching for something. Now it's up to Colonel Mustang to figure out the truth before the military catches on. Parental!Roy/Ed

It's Father's Day in Amestris and the Elric brothers have been invited over to the Hughes residence to bake cookies. Ed was already reluctant, but his mood is further ruined when he finds that the fire hazard known as Roy Mustang is also there. Father's Day Oneshot.

It's Edward and Winry's wedding day, but Winry can't find anyone to help style her hair. - Written for Edwin Week 2017. Parental Roy and Riza. Edwin, implied Royai.

It sure had been a rocky road, but over the years Colonel Roy Mustang had become a pro at reading his youngest subordinate. Parental!Roy/Ed (kind of)

Self indulgent one shot of Cap dying in Infinity Wars 2. Yep. I killed him. (yes, I borrowed the comic title)

On the way to Peshawar, Prince Arslan falls ill.

All Ed knows is that he's been kidnapped by a madman. Starring hurt!Ed and protective!Roy; Parental RoyEd. Complete, all epilogues up!

Ed and Al find a promising lead and it takes them and Mustang and Hawkeye to a "haunted" house. They have to confront what haunts them in order to find answers and a way out of their predicament. Light RoyAi, heavy on the team bonding.

A newly apprenticed Anakin meets the Head Archivist of the Jedi Order. It goes much better than he expected.

Honestly, people should know by now that it's not a good idea to kidnap Edward Elric, unless you want to deal with his flame-wielding, maybe protective-more-than-is-necessary boss.

Natsu Dragneel, Fire Dragon Slayer and Master of Fairy Tail - Couldn't even begin how to describe his feelings. He knew being a master was a trying job... but - damnit! - they are really testing his patience!

"Got it; thanks, dad." Parental!RoyEd

While in pursuit of a wanted criminal, Edward and Roy end up in the sewer system below Central. Things quickly take a turn for the worst. Parental/Friendship One-Shot

Roy Mustang didn't know what was to come of three packs of painkillers and veggie soup even after 20 years. A story where Mustang does a small act of kindness just to meet the same boy again 20 years later. Based on an inspiring commercial called All Expenses Paid 30 Years Ago. One shot. Please Review. (just a quick thing I wrote)

"Dragons are very affectionate creatures. They can sense other dragons' emotions. They have no personal boundaries when showing comfort to one another. They simply give it because they know that if they were to switch places, they would receive the same amount of comfort. As dragon slayers, we show the same affection to those we love and our friends." Rated T for lots of fluff!

Drawn by rumors of a Philosopher's Stone, Edward travels to North City along with Roy and the soldiers of Eastern Command who plan to compete in the North vs. East Training Exercises. However, Ed and Roy find their lives at risk when they get captured by a rebellion group who aim for the end of all State Alchemists and the entire Amestrian government. Parental!RoyEd

"I...DON'T...CARE!" Edward shrieked, voice cracking. "I DON'T! I DON'T!" "You do care," Roy said flatly, firmly, in a voice that left no room for argument. "You care so much you feel you'll bleed to death with the pain of it." – Edward doesn't take the death of the Lieutenant Colonel as well as it seems. (One-shot. Parental!Roy)

He was known as END. The greatest demon weapon ever created. A soulless abomination that obeyed his master's every command until he inexplicably vanished. Four hundred years of death and war reigned in his absence until he was found again by the other side. By the only person who would see beyond the shell, to the heart of the Golem. NALU

Because even though it's returned what was stolen, the Truth is still tenacious. Parental RoyEd post-series oneshot

An assassination attempt on Prince Claudio sparks a war with Aerugo. This war, the State Alchemists are sent in first and along with them...the Fullmetal Alchemist.

Arslan's exile was swift and unexpected and they were only swept away along in the aftermath.

Lucy's job wasn't the best, but it paid the bills. Plus, she could catch up on her reading on local legends while watching her crush surf. She just never dreamed the two could possibly mix. Or what would happen when they did. NALU

[Modern AU, Characters in mid to late 20s] Lucy opened a bakery hoping to make it on her own doing something she loves. When her oven breaks down thankfully her friend Levy knows someone who will work for food. Little does Lucy know this chance encounter will lead to a whole new kind of adventure, for them and their friends. (nalu, gajevy, gruvia, jerza, miraxus, baccana, stingyu)

An AU where Zeref is a protective older brother of Natsu. He always takes an hour off from his tiring job to go take Natsu home after school, but he always finds his little brother crying while waiting outside. **Based on tumblr user aloosh-s's masterpiece. Characters copyright Hiro Mashima. **COMPLETED 05/31/2016** (may or may not have an epilogue down the road).

While following a possible lead on the Stone, Edward stumbes across clues to a surprising mystery. Colonel Roy Mustang has vanished, leaving no clues as to his location. A series of connected drabbles fueled by my constant craving for ParentalRoyed. POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNINGS, INCLUDES MENTION OF TORTURE! Absolutely no Yaoi!

[Modern AU, characters in mid to late 20s] Lucy's oven breaks and she can't afford to fix it, luckily Levy knows someone who will work for muffins! [This is a made for daytime television version of my story Burnt Cookies. All the fun without the smut and bad language(well worst of the bad language).]

Just some short, stand alone one-shots in which Mustang finds himself allowing Fullmetal to be treated like a child just this once. (But really it'll be multiple times in different one-shots). Here in lies: Fluffy PARENTAL!RoyEd. Rated T for some swears but content is K-plus.

Odd little story that's really tags/missing scenes from a movie I haven't seen yet, "Captain America: Civil War." Possible spoilers for the Civil War comics series, the movie trailers and other previews. Written out of the fear that they might kill Steve, so these are ways for Steve Rogers not to die. Get your popcorn and don't leave the theater until the end credits are finished.

Gray hasn't been sleeping well after the Galuna Island debacle, and when he has another nightmare while on a job, Natsu wants to know what's wrong. It turns out that Gray is upset over more than just the memory of his dead family and old master.

When Edward joined the military, he and Alphonse thought they knew what to expect. One thing they didn't expect, however, was that they would gain a new family. A series of one-shots centering around Parental!RoyRiza/EdAl before, during, and after Brotherhood, with bits of Royai, Edwin, and the rest of Team Mustang.

Roy Mustang gets and unexpected call in the middle of the night from a certain Elric brother. PARENTAL!RoyEd FLUFF

It is time for the Military Ball and Ed is taking Winry. One-shot as he prepares for his first formal event as an officer of the State.

Alphonse realizes something when he and Colonel Roy Mustang stay with Ed at the hospital. (And maybe something of what a father is too.) -oneshot, parental!roy

Runaway Lucy Heartfilia finally gets to join Fairy Tail, house and school for homeless kids. What she didn't expect was to be brought there by a pink-haired, pyrotechnic black belt with a blue cat, that she might start falling for him, or that this boy could help her solve the mystery behind the golden keys left by her mother that hold a deadly secret. High school ninja AU. Nalu.

Natsu hated days like this. He'd rather be at the park or at home playing video games or even school! Anywhere but stuck with stupid Erza in this stupid restaurant where he had to be nice and quiet. Jerza. Complete.

A job gone wrong from the past has come back to haunt Natsu once again. With no knowledge of what went wrong on this job so many years ago, how can Fairy Tail protect their friend when he refuses to let them in? Can they solve this mystery before Fairy Tail loses Natsu...either by him leaving the guild or worse...by his death? How can you protect someone who doesn't want help?

The order was to exterminate all Jedi: Past, Present and Future. Captain Rex has a different plan. Order 66-S: to save General Skywalker.

"All she wanted was a nice guy who didn't even mention or care about the fact that she looked beautiful." For comewhatanime's birthday. Oneshot. Nalu.

Dragneel brothers will do the stupidest things for each other and their girl problems. High school AU. Nalu and Zervis. For proudtobeaginger's birthday.

Lucy Heartfilia is moving into her new apartment to live alone for the first time. She's ready to live her independent life, but why is there a pink-haired boy claiming that it's his apartment, too?

If Natsu is conscious and able, he is always the one to set the campfire. No exceptions.

Prince Arslan was a puzzle to them. An extraordinary puzzle that they are still trying to figure out.

Summary: Dragons are intelligent, sentient beings, but even they have instincts they can't ignore, not that they'd want to. It only made sense that their children would have them too. Family, Not Romance, btw Gajeel, Natsu, and Wendy, and Laxus on occasion w/ mentions of other characters and couples: GaLe, NaLu, and RoWe, etc, genre and ratings vary with each drabble

With a passive survey of his own wounds, Steve shrugs before glancing up at Tony. "It'll heal." He gives a small smile. Tony gazes incredulously at him, too stunned at Steve's casual dismissal of his injuries to say anything.

In which Natsu is keeping secrets and Lucy is having none of it.

Dear Roy, You don't know me – and that's okay. I was the one who chose to stay away. But if I could beg a few moments of your time, and perhaps a bit more once you finish reading – there is something you should know. (AU, One-shot)

"It's against the rules-she's an actor. Lucy Heartfilia is the richest girl in the school, and every guy wants her. You, the dude with the pink hair backstage that literally stays in a dark corner for a hobby, is the last guy that stands a chance, and she's not worth it." "She's worth it alright. You can't change my mind. I want her." Nalu high school stage crew/actor AU. Oneshot.

"Oh, he did love his lady. But let whatever God looked down upon him forbid he ever go a day without his lads." Centered on the bond shared between the guild brothers, because all powerful Mavis knows that Fairy Tail friendships can transcend any universe. For Fairy Tail Week Day 2 - Lads. Medieval AU 2/3 shot. Nalu and other pairings implied

AotC/CW era AU: Can Anakin Skywalker escape the past to return to his destiny in the future? Will the greedy Trade Federation finally destroy the Naboo? The third story in the Naboo Chronicles Series. Anakin, Padme, Obi-Wan, Sabe & OCs

Clicking that link, Lucy had fallen in love with someone who lived 2500 miles away.

After a family dinner with the Hughes', Elysia decides she wants a different sort of bedtime story, and only Uncle Roy can tell it right.

One-Shot. Edward and Roy struggle to evade their pursuers while trying to stay alive. A chance occurrence has Hoenheim realizing that - despite his absence - his boys always had a father. Parental Roy.

When the girls of Fairy Tail's strongest team drag the two boys out shopping, they may have expected the complaining, but what they didn't expect was to get a firsthand experience of Natsu's greatly unappreciated fashion sense. Oneshot

"Lieutenant Hawkeye sat in stunned silence, with letters spilled all across her lap, eagerly devouring the words of a boy she'd once known." Pre-series character study of the relationship between Roy and Riza as young teens, spoilers for manga and anime.

Angelus thinks he's spotted his next Childe in Japan... And then Angel finds Logan again. Crossover with Marvel Comics.

Ed decides the military world isn't all it's cracked up to be, but maybe there are some redeeming qualities . . . One-shot. Parental!Roy.

"Relax Havoc, I know the trick! And if Mustang decides to act like an ass then I'll just give him his own medicine!" Ed waved the glove for emphasis and grinned. "I'm not convinced that this is a good idea," Havoc said, frowning even more. Basically: Why little (DON'T CALL ME SMALL!) kids shouldn't play with fire and what Mustang does when they do it anyway. Oneshot

Alphonse gets a surprise when he learns that Roy Mustang cares for the two of them, not just Edward because he is his subordinate. A short, slightly plotless but sweet interlude with gratuitous parent Roy-Al and parent Roy-Ed with more focus on the former. No spoilers, rated for Ed's mouth.

Edward didn't have a problem with sharing. He was actually one of the most giving people anyone could be lucky enough to run into on the street. But he was only twelve, and twelve-year-olds did have their moments. This, however, was NOT one of them. Parental!RoyEd fluff

Parental!RoyEd. Mustang believes he would be a bad father figure. Edward and Hughes disagree. "If you wake him up, Hughes, I promise you're dead." "Easy there, Papa Bear," a sly smile worked its way onto his face, "how about I just come back later then?"

Ed has a simple equation to avoid consequences when he's in trouble, but as Alphonse suggests, it may not work as well as Ed thinks. [Warning: This story contains a disciplinary/spanking theme, and the spanking of a minor.] Spanking Pair: Roy/Ed.

Wendy feels alone, and wonders why Grandine, her mother, left her seven years ago. When her emotions become to much, comfort comes from an unlikely source, showing her that she is surrounded by her family, and that even though some of their family may no longer be with them, they will never be forgotten, and will always return to them.

After his conversation with Obi-Wan's spirit on Dagobah in ROTJ, Luke is thrown back in time right in the middle of ROTS, days before his father's turn. Stuck in Padme's apartment, he struggles to figure out the reason that brought him there.

Roy has taken to spending dinner with what's left of the Hughes family since Maes's death. Drabble; no pairings. Uncle!Roy.

Gracia needs a new beginning

Byer intends to clean up, but he has to get both Jason Bourne and Aaron Cross to do it. Do they always work alone? Jason returns to Nicky in the face of the newest threat and gets the surprise of his life. Will Aaron & Jason find a way out before the net closes? Jason/Nicky, Aaron/Marta.

Natsu might be a wild and reckless little boy, but he knows that some things are more important than fighting or magic. Some things are special, even if he doesn't have the words to explain why.

The Dark Lord of the Sith, such a convenient target for fear and loathing – and both so well deserved, too. Yet there is a war going on, and war brings out the best and the worst in everyone. Collection of short stories.

(Old fanfic) What most people don't know is that Meas Hughes and Roy Mustang shared a camera between them; capturing moments of their lives since they were fifteen. But now Meas is gone and Elysia is left. One-shot.

Rewrite of the original 2006 story. Spans end of AoTC through ROTJ. AU. The shroud of the dark side will fall, leaving the galaxy in peril. The fate of the galaxy will rest on one family and their love. Anakin/Padme, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, Luke, Leia, and Han

He had mastered the art of controlling the flames, which left him with one final problem: how to create a spark. Pre-series.

FMA BB Project: With General Roy Mustang missing, Edward and Alphonse trace his steps back to the very places he visited, looking for any clues on his whereabouts. As this happens, Roy Mustang has an inexplicable run-in with a past he didn't know he had.

And as he climbed his way towards the building, his thoughts were on one thing: on one raven-haired man who would always be more of a father than his own ever was.

They meet after the war and wonder if they have come to some strange understanding. It wouldn't be so bad. Written for the fma fic contest. Spoilers till the end of the manga.

Roy has a late night encounter in Xing, leaving him with wistful memories. AU-ish, follows "Brother Found".

The Philosopher's Stone wasn't the only thing Ling found. Just a touch AU.

Endothermic: "within-heating"; exothermic: "outside heating". Roy learns to perform both.

"Not t-to worry," he said cheerfully, even though the stutter sounded horribly out of place in Mustang's voice. "It went right through." Ed and Roy are stuck in a war zone. Gratuitous hurt!Roy for the sake of hurt!Roy ensues.

Edward finds himself in the cold clutches of a snowstorm, and he's fading fast. Roy/Ed Parental

Fresh from his own confrontation at the Gate, Roy reels at the sudden fate that has befallen him

Roy surprises himself with his reactions and decisions when Ed is hospitalised with serious injuries a year after becoming a State Alchemist, and Maes thinks he has all the answers...much to Roy's displeasure. Paternal!Roy/Ed Fraternal!Maes/Roy. Oneshot.

Eight months ago, Darth Vader turned on his master in order to save his secret wife. Now, he lives as a prisoner in the Jedi temple. But he finds himself with a most unlikely ally: Jedi Master Yan Dooku. Very AU. Interlude: Anamnesis now up!

Ed follows Roy through a snowy New Year's evening and gets his eyes opened to a great many things.

Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.

Pre AotC AU: Sequel to The Naboo Chronicles. The continuing story of Anakin's life and training on Naboo and how he will fulfill his destiny as the fabled Chosen One. Anakin, Padme, ObiWan, Sabe, Siri, the Exile, Shmi, HMS & OCs.

It's a well-known fact that innocents make poor soldiers. Fortunately, Riza Hawkeye's childhood was not entirely innocent. She had to grow up fast... though she wasn't the only one. The early years of the Colonel and his First Lieutenant.

ROTS AU: Anakin is woken from his dream before it can warn him of his fate. Without that fear hanging over him he feels a disturbance in the force, and chooses to leave before it can manifest itself. Anakin–Padmé, Obi–Wan

Luke Skywalker, battered and bruised after his collision with destiny on Bespin, is called upon by the Alliance for a desperate rescue mission that goes horribly wrong. There's only one person who can save him: his father. Shameless Luke & Vader. COMPLETE

--Parental!RoyEd Oneshots-- Colonel Mustang likes to catch the rare moments when the Fullmetal Alchemist acts like a child, whether he's throwing a tantrum or cowering from a storm in Mustang's office. --Bonding; Fluff--

Fifty facets of Colonel Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist, brought to light. Some Parental!RoyEd, Some Royia hints, NO Slash

A time travel story in which Anakin Skywalker is sent to the future to witness the consequences of his actions.

Riza and her General silently mourn for the child that was almost his. Royai, parental!RoyEd, takes place shortly after the end of the anime. Based on a work by Catullus, a poet of ancient Rome.

Ed is late for his report. Again.

Edward realizes something during his graduation ceremony. Not as AUish as it sounds, oneshot. Parental!Roy, no slash.

Teachings that do not speak of pain have no meaning... When Roy is shot protecting Edward, how will Edward cope? ONESHOT. NONYAOI RoyEd. Please review!

When Ed so strenuously rejects the man who is actually his father, who is left to take care of him when he needs it?

Maes watches Roy sleep, and wonders how long it will be before he loses his best friend to madness.::oneshot::

Caught between two feuding Kingdoms and the imperative task of rescuing a Princess, Obi Wan Kenobi is forced to enlist the unlikely aid of a young tavern boy, Anakin. AU featuring the cast of Star Wars set in a high fantasy setting. Ani x Pad, slight Obi x OC

AU. Complete! Chp 32 up! The Jedi refuse to train Anakin. He returns to Tatooine in hopes of freeing his mother. But he and Padme keep in touch. Ten years later, Anakin sets out to reunite with the woman he loves. AnakinPadme. AU fic, Anakin is not a Jedi

Hughes will understand, that is the only thing Roy knows at the moment. ::Roy angst! rated for angst and images::

Post TPM AU: How would Anakin Skywalker's destiny change if the Jedi refused to train him and he remained on Naboo? How would this event affect the unfolding of history? Anakin, Padme, ObiWan, Sabe, HMs, Shmi, Siri & the Exile.

An accident reveals an old deception, and Darth Vader must make a decision that will change not only his life. AU

Clinging to a weathervane underneath Bespin, some of Luke's decisions don't seem quite as heroic as they did ten minutes earlier....

Sensing a dangerous plot coming from the far side of the Galaxy, a few of our favorite heroes are sent undercover to unravel the mystery. SEQUEL to DWTSW. COMPLETE

RoyWinry Forgiveness doesn't have to mean defeat.

Hughes shows Roy that being a father isn't always based on biology.

In order to protect Padme from her enemies, our favorite couple is forced to join a Galaxywide reality show. COMPLETE

Roy & Ed with a shot of Royai in the end. Ed is embarrassed by the halfonset of a ritual of adulthood and is forced to confront it and Roy both. [Parental!Roy fic] NON Yaoi.

Hughes watches as Roy struggles to cope with what happened in Ishbal, not certain what he can do to help his friend. Rating for brief cursing.

Hughes watches for Roy's name on the list of soldiers returning home.

Now COMPLETE! Port Royal and Lots of Jack, Adventure, Angst, touch of romance PG-13 Disaster Scenes Mild WE,J A Please R&R!

When a mission goes sour and leaves Luke with mild amnesia and temporary blindness, he finds himself rescued by a blackcaped, Imperial Force user. Luke and Vader must work together to escape death. Unashamed Luke Vader Father Son story, 1 yr post ANH.