Name: Halphas Greed

Age: I'm 23

Sexual Orientation: Ichigo Kurosaki

Hobbies: Various vices.

Life quotes:

"Bitch, you just jealous of my Super Saiyan swagger!" - Vegeta, DBZ Abridged

"Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day." - Alexander Anderson, Hellsing Abridged

"E tuh'd ymfyoc cbayg Al Bhed, pid frah E tu, ed ec iciymmo huhcahca." - Rymbryc Knaat

Favorite Anime:

- Bleach

- Blue Exorcist

- Blood Lad

- Fairy Tail

- Dragon Ball

- One piece

- High school DxD

- Space Dandy

- Kill La Kill

- Typemoon (Fate/series)

- Re:Monster

- Re:Zero

Favorite Character:

Ichigo Kurosaki

Favorite Quotes:

Church: "So it is a sword. It just happens to function like a key in very specific situations."

Caboose: "Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death."

- TheCrimsonFucker: "Folks like to think that I eat people raw, but that's untrue. I roast everyone I eat."

- TheCrimsonFucker: "I've decided that New Years Resolutions just aren't for me. If I wanted to constantly make promises to be a better person only to break them when things got tough I'd just go to church like the rest of the world."

- TheCrimsonFucker: "Don't know what's takin' Jesus so long with the second coming. Only takes me 5 minutes on average to recharge."

(Basically everything Abridged Alucard has to say or think.)

- Leo Fitz: "Corpsey Diem - seize the dead."

- Seto Kaiba Abridged: "I have no friends... Only really confused enemies."

- Archer FSN: UBWs Abridged: "I saw a spider, so I threw a table at it. It survived, so I threw a cabinet. This continued. The spider escaped. I assure you I mean to track it down."

- Tuffnut: "I'm just saying, in the immortal words of the mighty Thor, "When something looks too perfect, it probably sucks."

Marik Ishtar Abridged: "Somebody call an ambulance! This limey needs urgent medical assistance! Apparently he has Wanker's Cramp."

Joey Wheeler Abridged: "Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!"

Bakura Ryou Abridged: "Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases."

Things I utterly loathe: These things are so fucking dumb it actually hurts a little, whenever I see em pop up.

Hollow Zangetsu nicknames: Hichigo, Ogihci, etcetera. These names fucking suck! Like seriously how the hell do you even pronounce the second one?! His name is Zangetsu people. Adapt.

Male Pregnancy: Seriously what the fuck people?!