"No, please, not Harry!" The woman screamed. A blinding flash, one last scream, and a wand pulled to the boy's forehead.

"AVADA KEDAVRA!"

October 31st, 1981.

This was the day that Kurosaki Ichigo was pulled into Harry Potter's life.

Ichigo growled at nothing. Then he glared up at the building above him and cried, "Alright, I get it, I'll stop nagging you about changing your stupid bucket hat, Urahara! Now get me out of here!"

Naturally, there was no response.

Ichigo growled once again, and resisted the urge to smash the buildings around him. You see, Ichigo was stuck inside his mindscape. And no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't get out…

Strangely enough, he didn't even see Zangetsu anywhere. His zanpaktou was gone, both the sword and his spiritual form. Zangetsu wasn't the type to ignore Ichigo, and would probably come if Ichigo was inside his mind. And if Zangetsu wasn't here, then neither was his Hollow…

He froze as he heard heavy footsteps, accompanied by loud breathing. It was strange, before, he swore that he had only heard a baby crying in the distance (Well, he did wonder where it came from, but he didn't dwell on it for too long).

"Cum on, Harry, time teh go with Hagrid." Ichigo frowned. Was that... English? Thankfully, he had paid attention to his English class, so he could speak, write, read, and talk fliently.

The baby's screeches quieted as Ichigo heard Hagrid, who he assumed was the owner of the voice, pick up the baby, who was probably Harry. Ichigo scowled deeply as he tried to understand what the heck was going on. Why was he hearing a conversation between Hagrid and baby, possibly and more than likely, Harry?

He was jolted out of his thoughts when he heard the revving of a motorcycle (If this was a dream, he blamed Rukia and her crappy drawings of objects [Such as Chappy, perhaps that rabbit was the one riding the motorcycle]) arrive and turn off. Then another voice, a male's, joined the conversation.

"H-Hagrid? What's happening? I-Is that Harry?"

"Sirius? Whut're ye doin' here?"

"I just came to check up on James and Lily. What happened, Hagrid?!"

"James an' Lily were betrayed, Sirius. I'm takin' Harry teh Dumbledore."

"What?! Then you should leave him with me, I'm his godfather!"

"I'm sorry, Sirius, but it's on Dumbledore's orders, yeh know. Gotta get Harry to him."

"…Alright, but in that case, take my motorcycle. I won't need it anymore."

They exchanged a few more words but soon enough, Hagrid had clambered onto the motorcycle. Ichigo heard the engine rev, and soon that was all he could hear, seeing as Harry had fallen asleep. Ichigo was more confused than ever, he hated things he didn't understand.

"That's it," He growled. "HEY! URAHARA! I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF PRANK THIS IS, BUT YOU BETTER GET ME OUT OF HERE, NOW!"

At once, Harry woke up and burst into tears.

"Harry, what's wrong?" Ichigo could almost see Hagrid look at Harry concernedly. "Jus' go back teh' sleep, everythin's gonna be fine, alright?"

Ichigo looked dumbfounded in surprise. Harry could hear him? Well, it made sense that if he could hear what Harry said and heard, then Harry could probably hear what Ichigo said and heard.

That didn't make things easier for Ichigo. Perhaps it would be useful later on, when Harry could speak satisfactorily, but for now, Ichigo was used to lashing out on his surroundings when he was mad, which meant, unfortunately, noise. And noise meant, a crying, loud, and extremely annoying baby.

Well, he supposed that he would have to deal with it.

Hi, this is HolyHappiness speaking! First off, if you've decided to check this story out, I'd like to thank you for doing so. I've finally managed to open up Microsoft Word and start writing fanfiction after a time lapse of around six months! I highly doubt that anyone's read my other fic, Bleaching Karakura, which is a oneshot that just popped into my mind one day.

This is a random idea that came to me on Saturday. Strangely enough, I was watching Ice Age...

I don't know if I'll update regularly, or if I'll just abandon this after a few chapters. I tend to lose interest very easily, so I really don't know. Well, either way, I hope you like it while it lasts!

Review if you want to, but personally, I feel uncomfortable reviewing other people's fics because I don't know what to say so I won't be mad or anything if you don't. I'm as lazy as hell, so for all I know, I might not even respond. Oh well...