Behold it is I, DesertMortician formerly known as KaiaUchiha1. I know that I haven't exactly been updating or giving the attention that my stories have been due but a lot of things had happened and I had lost all inspiration to write. I will be taking down a few of my stories to rewrite them, but I will be updating in a timely manner. My first priority will be my Assassin's creed stories.

Assassin's Creed stories:

Fear not the Darkness (Altair) - I plan to take this one down an rewrite it.

The Mental Health Hotline

"Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press one repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press two for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press three, four, five, six.

If your paranoid, we now who you are and what you want stay on the line and we'll trace your call.

If your delusional, press seven and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.

If you are dyslexic, press 69696969696969.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the # key until the beep, after the beep please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later.

And if you have low self-esteem, hang up all of our operators are to busy to talk to you."

Also here is a picture of the sword Selene carries in His Guard: http:///image/outdoor-mil-tec/prusian-sword-90565.jpg

Here is Miyako's living room, with a few minor changes in the story: http:///images/japanese-open-plan-living-room-with-bonsai-plant-for-2013-design-orientation.jpg