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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 885,745 - Reviews: 4686 - Favs: 7,655 - Follows: 6,429 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Blonde Ambition by sephcounttheways reviews
Cloud bursts out of his shell when he enrolls into the military academy. Can the power of punk rock help him get the man of his dreams?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 533,170 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Unexpected Circumstance by Neptunesdemon reviews
Mating season is here and a frustrated Inuyasha is approached by the last person he'd expect. Sesshomaru is in need of his brother's aid? Well that was unexpected. And so is his reason. Mpreg, yaoi and incest. My 1st Inu fic, please read and review.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 372,350 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/10/2019 - Published: 4/1/2008 - [Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru] - Complete
What Are You Worth? by kati-kun reviews
Harry is a submissive with no prospects, an abusive father and a dead mother. However, when he is summoned to the palace of the Alpha Werewolf he will meet someone there that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,136 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 3/9/2019 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G.
When You Touch Me by Steppenwoelfin reviews
Severus Snape is forced to marry a mute Harry Potter, who has lost his voice after his latest clash with Voldemort. It is through touch, in many senses, that Severus and Harry slowly get to know each other...Chapter 47 (Notification) posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 72,674 - Reviews: 2772 - Favs: 3,213 - Follows: 4,403 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8429 - Favs: 9,949 - Follows: 5,043 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 3,286 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hades' Gate by inactiveperson123 reviews
A change in fate. Harry's brother really is the Boy who lived while Harry stands in the background. Harry has to show everyone that, even if he doesn't have a prophecy claiming his power, he's got enough to stand out on his own. SLASH [Summary in last chapter]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,207 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Mission by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
When Angeal abandons them for his puppy, Sephiroth and Genesis find something else to keep themselves entertained. Something small, cute and blond. Ch. 32: Old SOLDIERs have stories to tell.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,335 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Sephiroth, Cloud S.] [Genesis R., Angeal H.]
Possess me by Ciiah reviews
They all decieved him, thinking it was the right thing to do. Harry is 15 and bored of life. But then the dreams begin. Dark dreams. Dreams that speak of truth. When he finds out about the lie, what will he do? - Dark!Harry, Vampirism, slash HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 171,793 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 2,975 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Mistake? by love comes and goes reviews
There was nothing left to live for. Nowhere to go, no vengeance to seek. His life's goal had been completed and in its wake was bareness. The truth of the matter was that his goal had given him no true closure, simply made him hollow and lifeless. And then Hinata became pregnant.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,327 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
To Define Treachery by en extase reviews
Blind faith is easily shaken. In the Chamber of Secrets, the Horcrux-shade of a Dark Lord regains physical form and Harry finds within himself something he was never meant to know: ambition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,595 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sammy's a What? by kirallie reviews
AU. Slash. In the final battle against Lucifer a life is lost but a new one begins.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,544 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 3/18/2010 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Sam W., Bobby S.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15199 - Favs: 22,914 - Follows: 20,143 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Cocker by Profound Yaoi reviews
Harry Potter becomes an Animagus. But things never go the way he hopes... Warnings: Snarry, slash future sex scenes, probably some course language, OOCness and AU. M for future chapters. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of its characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,100 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4661 - Favs: 12,290 - Follows: 12,389 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
If God Would Send His Angels by Just Silver reviews
Harry makes a bargain. When Lucius comes to collect, will Harry follow through? slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,370 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Heir to a Warlord by OccAmy Phyre reviews
At six years old Harry Potter becomes the heir to a Somali Warlord. This story follows his life from 6 to 16 years of age as he grows up in a country ripped apart by war before being dragged into the one waged against Voldemort. dark!Harry - eventual HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,712 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Prince of Gallows and the White Raven by skylights22 reviews
"Grim is the doom of norns." When a young boy from Durmstrang is found to be their son, the Potters are not the only ones convinced of miracles, but darkness treads on his heels and no matter who he comes to love, or who loves him, his Fate is decided. Slash/gore HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 149,925 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 3,397 - Follows: 3,756 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7834 - Favs: 8,476 - Follows: 7,852 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 3,484 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
A Political Arrangement by QueenTigris reviews
Hokage is just out of Naruto's reach, and to take that last step he must... marry Gaara? And since when does the ability to make babies-human or not-make you a girl? Naruto doesn't quite understand this, but he does know Gaara looks sexy in a dress. mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,517 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 5/19/2008 - [Gaara, Naruto U.]
Not a Potter After All by darkorangecat reviews
Shortly after Voldemort's return it is discovered that Harry Potter is not the biological son of Lily and James Potter. He is in fact the son of John and Mary Winchester.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,623 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 3,616 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., John W.
Sweet and innocent by Vaill reviews
After the deaths of their parents, Itachi thought taking care of Sasuke would be torture, upon facing everything his sweet, innocent little brother would enter his life namely, Naruto and company , he finds he was most defenitely right... Bond, DP, Fet, F
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 119,103 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Guarding Death by Black-Raven3 reviews
What if Castiel had one more charge, other than Dean. All those times Dean needed the angel, but he wasn't there, what if Cas were aiding someone else in their great times of need. Supernatural and HP AU. Season 4 possible Season 7-8 spoilers. Future Slash, no Wincest
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,303 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Harry P., Dean W.
The Red Sun by kaen307 reviews
Kyubbi save Naruto from death's door after his fight with Sasuke in the Valley of Death by sending him back in when Naruto just bacame a genin. Of course this time around, Naruto is no longer the innocent child he once was. Dark, smart, and strong Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,103 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U.
New Beginnings, New Fate by FreeTheKyuubi reviews
When Naruto finally had enough, he left Konoha in attempt to get away from it all for a while. He didn't expect to meet someone who would change his destiny and become the one thing he had always wanted, family. Naruto/Tenten, Jagaa(OC)/Kurenai (not Anko. Sorry) 'M' for language and sexual humor. (yes, the start is cliche, but I hope the rest of the story entertains you)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 204,331 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
The Crosses We Bear by ginoeh reviews
AU. What if things had gone slightly different that fateful night the Kyuubi was sealed? Now Konoha has to deal with a different Jinchuuriki and a prodigious Naruto... rated M for future violence and lemon-y scenes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,275 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The Fey Ones by Keyvies reviews
Draco returns to school in his seventh year to find that his life is more complicated with his father keeping family secrets that will change his and Harry's life forever. DH slash. MagicalCreature!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,791 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Oblivion by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
He's lost himself to drugs, his boyfriend of five years leaves him for a narcissistic jerk and his grandmother refuses to loan him anymore money. Naruto thinks its time for a change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,455 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Letters: The Year With the Stone by TwilightRamblings reviews
When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 227,749 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Fox's Deception by Dementra reviews
WIP. AU. His greatest prank to hide behind a mask, deceiving them without them even knowing. Will they ever discover the Fox's greatest deception...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,300 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Naruto U.
Becoming by SensiblyTainted reviews
How much of what you are depends on your environment? If everything changed, who would you become? Harry Potter is about to find out. If it would save everything he loved, could he become a Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,905 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hey Little World! by smrt1 reviews
God has a weird sense of humor. Post-apocalypse, Team Free Will gets a reward: an all-expenses-paid trip to the world of Harry Potter! As eleven year olds. Typical.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4982 - Favs: 6,320 - Follows: 4,758 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
It All Started With A Few Piercings by Deaths.Last.Prayer reviews
And now Naruto is at the pinnacle of everyone's attention. He'll thank Sasuke for it all... once he gets over the fact that the guy's a real bastard. SasuNaru... (Discontinued. Visit profile for answers or inbox me.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Ezekiel by Athaeth reviews
Harry's life just gets better and better - a Dark Lord finally gone, an angel stalking him and the bloody Apocalypse means Harry will never get any peace in life. And now there are those damn Winchesters to deal with.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,577 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 2,857 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
Roku Naruto by Anthurak reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,358 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Most Entertaining Reviews Ever by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Reading massive flames can be as funny as reading humor fics. So why not have that be a fic itself? No offense meant to anyone. I was feeling slightly cynical when I wrote this. Now in the Misc Section. Rated for swearing.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,891 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/22/2008
The Scorpion and the Sand by NMT reviews
When Suna's past comes back to stir up some old and new dust, things can get very, very complicated...SasoGaa. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,084 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Gaara, Sasori
Invisible M by modeoheim reviews
Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,393 - Reviews: 2254 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 5,084 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Yellow by Horribibble reviews
There, above him, was the most obnoxiously yellow umbrella he had ever seen. And it was shaped like a rubber duck. -Gaara x Naruto- AU. Slash. Yaoi. Title may be subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Konoha's Fox by 7-hemphisis-dragon-7 reviews
What if Gaara and Naruto's stories kind of, switched? Gaara, a survivor to the pains of being a Jinchuuriki, took part in the Chuunin Exams against Konoha-nin. Uzumaki Naruto was the most horrifying student he had ever seen. Rated M for blood and gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,628 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
On the Run by cornisbetteronthecob reviews
Finn hasn't always lived in Ohio. His name hasn't always been Finn. But he is a survivor, Sam and Dean Winchester can attest to that. Rated for gore and language.
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Finn H. - Complete
Fox Magic by AkaiTsume reviews
A decision made in the heat of the moment leaves Sasuke questioning his past, his future, and his convictions, all while dealing with an ancient, all-powerful fox demon whose grudge transcends both time and space. NaruSasuNaru, canonish AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Gotta Be Somebody by Echoed Memory reviews
-Twilight/HP Crossover- War weary and armed with a new alias, Harry disappeared from Britain. Which, of course, ended spectacularly when he met the locals... HP/JH Friendship only, Terminal Hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,924 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Harry P., Jasper
3003 revised by gilthas reviews
The year is 3003. Harry Potter's name, and even magic itself, has passed into legend. When decedents of the last Death Eaters bring back the Dark Lord himself, Harry Potter alone can stop him, but Harry's not all that keen on being woken up... Revised ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,703 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
New Divide by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Harry Potter is the BWL and by some twist of Fate he was also the reincarnation of Voldemort's murdered lover. Plagued by memories of his past life and smarter than before everything is about to change. And then Voldemort finds out who Harry really is. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,787 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 2,572 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Dissonance by Unwritten.25 reviews
AU. ItaNaru. Naruto is the new kid at Konoha Academy of the Arts and he's got some pretty dark secrets. And when his past comes back to haunt him, he won't be able to keep them hidden for very long.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 179,194 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Cambiare por el migliore by Hebinekojin reviews
Double potion SlytherinGryffindors. Harry is paired with Neville...Draco threw something into their cauldron, and as Neville add the next ingredient, Harry is drenched into a ruined Animagus Revelae Potion... With unexpected consequences... SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,651 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Uchiha Sasuke's Diary by inactiveisasinactivedoes reviews
"Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god. Had awful dream where Uzumaki Naruto stepped out of a shower wearing nothing but a silk scarf tied around his waist. The silk scarf was adorned with little Uchiha fans all around the hem."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lorelei by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
It is impossible to forever resist the siren's call. Eventually you, too, will be caught.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
My Sinning Savior by Virtute et Armis reviews
Naruto is a shizophrenic stuck in the psyche ward. Sasuke is a traumatized teen also stuck in the psyche ward. The two team up to escape, but not everything goes as planned. NaruSasu and one-sided OroSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,011 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
God, it burns by Mako75 reviews
NaruxSasu YAOI AU Uchiha Sasuke met Uzumaki Naruto when he was ten years old. He realized he was in love with him when he turned fourteen and decided he would make him his when he was sixteen. And he would do whatever it took to make it come true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,689 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Facade of Innocence by Koinaka reviews
What would happen if Lucius Malfoy, not Hagrid, was the person to find Harry in the wreckage of Godric's Hollow? His action sets off a chain of events that will leave the wizarding world - and a certain Potions Master - reeling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,724 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Guardian by Makkura Arashi reviews
"You want that punk to stay with me." His voice was completely void of all emotions and then…"How can you think for a moment that he could stay with me?".Naruto has to be Sasuke's gaurdian, too bad his charge has the hots for him.SemeSasu,older Naru.Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,897 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 2,754 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Ambivalence by Genki-angel-chan reviews
Naruto frowned, not liking the sudden possessive gleam in Sasuke's onyx colored eyes."So, the child is mine then". The blond shuddered, wary of the sudden change in Sasuke's mood.He moved away from the brunette, and backed into a corner. mpreg sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,250 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Demon Child by Zaya reviews
Naruto's first words were 'demon child'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
A Life Worth Living In Pain by Draiq reviews
Stood on the rooftop in the rain, his long fingers slowly curled into fists, his anger grew. It flashed out in waves as he burned with it, the emotion roiling within him. He was so overcome by it, that for a moment he lost himself in the feeling of power.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,464 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Kissing You by SasunaruTLA reviews
Harry Potter decided that he would not let anyone else hurt him but then he gets his Inheritance the summer before 7th year and finds that he will not be able to stay away from everyone, especially one blonde Slytherin... *CONTINUED with DrarryTLA*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,585 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unusual Fears by SilVeR-EyeS-93 reviews
Nobody knows what Draco fears and he wants to keep it like that. When the Gryffindors and Slytherins are placed together for Defence Against the Dark Arts classes and made to face a boggart it will surely end badly... Harry x Draco slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 139,657 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Addition Alley Christmas by oliver.snape reviews
A senile shop visitor sets Harry up with her reclusive son as a shop competition between Harry and the Weasleys rages, and love blossoms around. Postwar, ignores HP7, SSHP. Inspired by too many Love Actually viewings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,390 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 141 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp reviews
So men can walk on water, spit fireballs out of their mouths, house demons, and summon large animals out of no where and no one finds that odd, but for a man to get pregnant isn't possible...Naruto mumbled to himself. Sasuke/Naruto Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,960 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Object of Gossip by ZaKai reviews
Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,899 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4304 - Favs: 4,757 - Follows: 4,793 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 3,429 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Diddling Considered as One of the Exact Magics by K8BNimble reviews
Professor Potter writes an essay on Professor Snape's magical diddling skills with a nod and a wink to Edgar Allen Poe. Named a "Hot Rec" by 'The Daily Snitch' on LJ. Yes, this is m/m. Don't like? Don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by pcp reviews
abandoned on the streets to make his own way or die trying, Harry finds his place among killers and criminals. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,606 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Escape to Darkness by kmfrank reviews
After Voldemort's resurrection, Harry awakens to a cold stone floor. After years of toiling with a "reformed" dark wizard willing to aid his revenge, Harry escapes from Nurmengard and finds that the Wizarding world has changed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,065 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P., Gellert G.
Kitty, Want Some Candy? by VanityWantsYou reviews
Sasuke had taken the small cub in as his son, but he definitely hadn't expected the boy to fall in love with him... nor had he expected to fall for him too. SasuNaru ItaKyuu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 2593 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,497 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Everybody Must Get Stoned by MystyVander reviews
COMPLETE! Harry is obsessed with figuring out what Draco Malfoy would be like stoned. What happens when he finds he likes the results a little too much? Slash, Drug Content/Use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,100 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ninja Chef Naruto by NamelessEpitaph reviews
When young jinchuriki are raised by nuke-nins strange things may happen. Hopefully original. Rated mostly for the overlying theme. Future Naruto/Harem, please note that first word: Future. I blame all those other Akatsuki-raised Naruto stories for this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,598 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Harmony by Blaithin-mae reviews
Castiel had been waiting for his vessel for years, however he hadn’t expected Harry Potter. There was a reason why wizards were not meant to house Angels. Slash. Sequel To Discord.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,900 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Castiel
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2533 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Mayday! by may10baby reviews
Itachi and Sasuke have yet to find a mate they deem suitable. What happens when their owner, Kakashi's exboyfriend appears with two foxes that the Uchiha brother's take a liking to. but what the foxes don't like them? SasuNaru,ItaKyuu,KakaIru,etc. Lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,648 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Basic Needs by Dinkel reviews
Eventually, the constant denial of the essentials, such as sleep, water, food and human contact, got to everyone in Azkaban, even the infamous Fenrir Greyback. However, one full moon and an unexpected visitor might just change everything... HPFG, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,098 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Blind Sight by LigerJager reviews
When shinobi are banished from their village, what happens? Do they live? Do they die? Or do they disappear? Politics is an ugly game after all, and more than one great ninja has been lost in those dangerous shadows...or are they?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,793 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Necromancy, Necrophilia, and Nargles by Ayla Pascal reviews
Dabbling in magic can be a dangerous thing. Especially if this magic is necromancy. Draco Malfoy learns this when he helps Harry Potter out on a special project. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
HD 'Caffeinated' by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE; for serpentinelion's Kink!Fest. Harry works in a bookshop, Draco's just there to pick up some reference material. Then, the unthinkable happens...thank Merlin there's a Guide for it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4063 - Favs: 11,107 - Follows: 10,262 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Association by spopococ reviews
My eyes simultaneously fell on Cloud's fluent form and Zack's rigid reflection. I could see both of them at the same time. Something about that statement set off a spark of possibility that made very little sense to me." Sephiroth/Cloud/Zack. (UNDERGOING OVERHAUL. Please read A/N)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,184 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
King of Dae by SinSlash reviews
Harry has always had a connection with Darkness, but he never thought he’d become its King. Now his underlings are being hunted in America and Harry goes there personally to investigate. Slash. Sam/Harry/Dean.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,946 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 3,454 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P.
Fools say What? by Lying In An Angels Arms reviews
LM/SS. A collection of snapshots and drabbles depicting the life of Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape as they try to make their romance work, with a little help from their friends along the way. Established Relationship. Slash! Drabbles Rated K -T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Passion Playground by thepretender501 reviews
Draco has almost convinced himself he's straight...that is until he's introduced to Passion Alley, the gay wizards' playground. Guess who he finds there... **Warnings** slut!Harry and virgin!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,515 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Original Sin by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
AU/Yaoi/Lemon- Naruto is sick of wanting something he supposedly can't have and Minato finds himself unable to refuse. Now if only things would stay that simple. Mina/Naru, one-sided Sasu/Naru. Despite attempts at rewriting now DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,808 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Founder's Keeper by trillium248 reviews
Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,267 - Reviews: 2712 - Favs: 5,244 - Follows: 6,231 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Bone Dancer by Racing the Sunrise reviews
A lot of people have skeletons in their closets, even I do. Too bad for my enemies, I carry those skeletons with me at all times. And they love to fight.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,589 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Kimimaro K.
There Are No Such Things As Vampires by TheGoddessAthena reviews
Sasuke finally had his life back together after being dumped by Naruto. That is until the blond decided to return and reveal the reason he left. He had expected excuses but Naruto claiming to be a vampire? Right. AU.YAOI.NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,692 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 3,864 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Incubus Heredity by Tinkering reviews
Discontinued. Harry's got the dominant gene of a rare magical creature and the incident of an electric shock has awakened the gene.How will this change affect Harry's 7th year?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,029 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Lokifan reviews
Harry's feeling nostalgic, and makes a Hogwarts breakfast. Eventually Draco is persuaded to play that they're schoolboys too. This was written for the prompts 'windchime', 'snowglobe' and 'porridge oats', with a 1.5k wordlimit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Entendre by fyren galan reviews
“Is that a promise?” he all but purred, his grey eyes freezing Harry in place. Harry stuttered, “A t-threat.” Lucius/Harry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
The Weight of the Heart by Daydreamer79 reviews
Naruto, the son of Anubis is sent to the world of the living on the behest of Isis to save the heart of the pharaoh's son, Itachi. Set in Ancient Egypt,violence,M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,448 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Reparabilis by Rhyte reviews
AU. Tom Riddle makes an unorthodox attempt to reclaim something of his destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 90 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Color Me Dead by Yellow Eggplant reviews
It's two weeks into Harry's sixteenth summer and Piers Polkiss is eating the neighbor's dog...Harry Potter, say hello to the end world as you know it. Again. HP/TR(LV)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/26/2010 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Experiment by Yahnkehy reviews
Two years after Deepground, another of Hojo's experiments wriggles its way out of the woodwork. Only this time, things get personal. Will Cloud be able to handle Hojo's newest work? Will Shin-Ra recover from it, or will it change everything?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 239,275 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Ron Weasley is a Kinky Slut by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Beware: Flying Objects by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
It was a pleasant existence overall, being dead. And so of course, Severus could not be left to it. Lily and James have A Plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Masculinity Fail by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. The question begs to be asked: is Konan an honorary man, or are some of the men honorary women? Itachi and Deidara aren't quite sure they want an answer. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Fox Skin by The One Who Creeps You Out reviews
Naruto is just like a fox. Sly, quick, and playful. That doesn't make him a demon, does it? Rated for future violence and gore. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,480 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Naruto U.
This Rebellious Nature by Keelywolfe reviews
Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope. Spock/Kirk slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
We should all be Kings by jamie2109 reviews
At the top of the stairs, I'd stand, pretending to be the king of the world, swivel my hips and giggle at how my tiny penis bounced around."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3971 - Favs: 7,114 - Follows: 3,402 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Logical Fallacy by BC reviews
A fatal combination of youthful folly and an awakening conscience lead Bill Weasley back to the front steps of No. 4 Privet Drive – to abduct a little kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,172 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bill W., Harry P. - Complete
Praxis by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco succumbs to a terrifying illness, he is taken to the only man who has a chance of saving him. With Draco's arrival, Harry's self-imposed isolation comes to an abrupt end. Not Epilogue Compliant. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Our Father in Nirvana And Thy Son on Earth by Thorn In Your Side reviews
After foolishly wondering aloud why Konoha insists on making such a big deal about his Dad, Naruto finds himself in Nirvana thanks to the Hokage's botched jutsu. Worse, Minato's now on Earth! Family reunions, ruined reputations, and a few missions follow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Evolution by UchihaAkimoto reviews
Naruto is in search for his own evolution, Sasuke is in search for Naruto, and Gaara wants to get out of prison. : YAOI, SasuNaru, past GaaNaru, hints of Naru!others, Anarchist!Naruto :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,887 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Here Kitty Kitty by Expressive Dissonance reviews
Anthro AU. Small, blond and cute was by no means the equivalent of weak. Zack always DID have a thing for the fiery ones.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Soul of the Seal: The Ninja Adventures by MrDust reviews
EpFic1 The same village, the same life, but having one foxy friend will make all the diffrence. Please review, it's the whole point. (ON LONG HOLD, SORRY)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 221,655 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Discord by Blaithin-mae reviews
John generally made it a policy not to get on a first name basis with men who were going to get themselves killed. But Harry had always been special. John/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,514 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Harry P., John W. - Complete
Dark Lords Ascending by thriceandonce reviews
Voldemort thought he was eliminating the one person who could defeat him when he attacked the Potters. But there is a far stronger prophecy at work than the one made by Sybil Trelawney... beware of your Saviour, Wizards of Britain... (gen, no pairings, despite the AN) ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,319 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fade to Shadows by Sky-eyed Kitsune reviews
Naruto has failed, and in his failure, he sees the terrible life that he's forced to live. But no more. The taunting will stop. The merciless training for no praise will end. Konoha will fade into oblivion. Naruto will leave. SASUNARU, Dark!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,116 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Man Cannot Control His Dreams by UnexpectedNudity reviews
Being re-edited. What if Harry had delved a little deeper into Snape's pensieve? What else is the infamous Potions Master seeking to hide from the Boy Who Lived? WARNING: Contains sexual situations of the slash variety. A little plot, mostly sexin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 41,172 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Sound Like Serpents Singing by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,899 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 249 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
His Clattering Grip by Gleam reviews
The clutch of mewling dreams and writhing id; the hollow throne of the King in Red. The death knell of Konohagakure spreads spiritual contamination through the world, and decayed Kyuubi rots in an endless sunflower garden. He Had No Fingers sequel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Black Spider by Foxcomm reviews
A symbiont has arrived in Konoha. It and a boy, Naruto, will become Hokage and protect it from evil. X-over comic book Venom from Spiderman. Rating changed due to violence
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,499 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 4,629 - Follows: 3,406 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Good Directions by NavyBlueWings reviews
The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,669 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 79 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Exhibition by Jelp reviews
Sometimes Naruto doesn't always think before he acts. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Perfect Grace by Blaithin-mae reviews
Harry had asked the devil for the power to defeat Voldermort and the devil asked for his heart in return. There had been laughter in his dreams ever since. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Humane Studies by Itallia reviews
That wasn’t POSSIBLE. You don’t just throw a knife and have it go straight through a metal gun from that distance. The accuracy and power that would take…And these were just KIDS. What in the world was going on? Naruto in our world, Noncrack. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,309 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
The Weird, Weird Missions by passiveInferno reviews
Sometimes, there are missions you don't get to know about. Sometimes, you can read all about them at places like this.. Crack. Some humoristic character bashing and quite some sexual innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008
The Difference Between You and Me by Akumi-san reviews
Sasori is forced to bring Deidara to the Akatsuki and now has him as a partner. The two are complete opposites. Deidara is put off by Sasoris coldness and Sasori is troubled by his past. Will the two ever get along? eventual SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,217 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Cynicism by Aislinn Gesine reviews
Nothing means anything, in this down-and-dirty half-light. It's who he knows, and how he knows them, and what he can get out of them. Nothing more.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Graverobber - Complete
Sacrifice by WingsOfADream reviews
A good Alpha puts the happiness and well-being of his pack before his own and Fenrir's no different, even if his pack consists of only one saviour of the Wizarding world. Fenrir/Harry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,345 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
Scarlet Savior by Yokai.Kitsune.ninja reviews
Naruto has been scorned all his Life. After his most precious thing leaves him he shatters. Having nothing left he becomes dark and withdrawn until his Savior comes for him. ItaNaru YAOI! OOC rated T may become rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,814 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Judgment by hitori.no.boku reviews
Ibiki had never been one to judge the worth of those he tortured. But as he gazed down at the writhing form of Uchiha Sasuke, he knew this one deserved it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Ibiki M. - Complete
Oh, Bollocks by Mothball-Milkshake reviews
Harry recklessly visits Hogsmeade to drown his sorrows after a disastrous Quidditch game, and end up doing something he'll regret. H/D Preview - “M-Malfoy!” he hissed. “What the Hell are you doing in my bed?” “This isn’t your bed, it’s my bed…”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Mate by Lifeless Eyes reviews
“Actually I do. For the sole fact,” he paused his eyes beginning to bleed red in the dimly lit room, he leaned close casting warm air on Sasuke’s ear, “you’re mine.” Naru/Sasu M/M Rating may change
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Blind Spots by Sandylee007 reviews
When Naruto ends up getting beaten up yet again, his foster father Iruka decided the teen needs a break and sends him to stay with an old 'friend' Kakashi. What happens when Naruto meets Kakashi’s blind foster son Sasuke? AU YAOI NaruSasu, past KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,963 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starburst reviews
Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 135,777 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 4,367 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Fred W., Harry P. - Complete
Tamate Bako by clockwork starlight reviews
It's the end of the world as we know it, and all I can taste is salt. Kinda PainxKonan, spoilers for up to Naruto chapter 449.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Submission by Tsukishiro reviews
Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto is a member of the strongest vampire clan...Powerful but submissive, he became the most sought after mate... what would happen if he chose a human to dominate him instead? AU OOC Yaoi /10-16-08 Important Note/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
These Old Folks by Monarck reviews
A mission against Akatsuki spins out of control. Naruto finds himself in a place he doesn't know; a time before the hidden villages. Can Naruto find a place for himself in this new time period? Or will he just become another causality of war? TimeTravel!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,087 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Exotic by Horuseye reviews
In a different world Harry is drawn out of his solitude and sold as an exotic magical creature to the Dark Lord. Slash, malepreg, AU, threesomes & foursomes, so be aware
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,658 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Life Lingers After Death by SilverFang88 reviews
When Naruto died at the Valley of the End, he met someone who would change the course of his afterlife. Now, he's changed into something he never wanted to become; a demon, a monster...a Hollow.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,628 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
Malum Discordiae by Strange and Intoxicating -rsa reviews
Ciel Phantomhive did not know he signed his contract with the blood of innocents. Souls are for the taking, ripe from the tree of life. Sebastian, however, is willing to bargain-for a price. A very steep price, indeed. Sebastian/Ciel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2009 - [Sebastian M., Ciel P.] - Complete
Flashy Techniques by muishiki reviews
Flashy justu are a sure sign that a ninja's compensating for something else. In conjunction with Sai’s constant comments about Naruto’s size being small, Hinata is forced to intervene with the truth to defend Naruto’s honor. Naruto x Hinata. Humor
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 230 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Burning Flames by Hell Jashin reviews
He didn't know what he was dealing with. That is, a stalker who is a psycho. A stalker who is absolutely obsessed with him. Uchiha Sasuke's stalker would do anything to make him his. Anything. ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
The Legend by Anguissette reviews
The success of the Uchiha clan begun with the Kyuubi and it will end with the Kyuubi. -SasuNaru, ItaNaru, Uchihas/Naru-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,886 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Tangoing With Three by YoyYoy reviews
Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara are in a demented threeway relationship. They undergo all the things a normal couple would, but when you have a synaesthesiest, a freaky cult zealot, and a clothing designer, what could you expect? AU, yaoi, HiItaDei lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,975 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shadow of the Other by atypicalsnowman reviews
HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,071 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 3,236 - Follows: 570 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lost Boy by Writeurlife reviews
Locked in a cage for six years, Harry is found abused, neglected, and virtually wild by none other than Severus Snape. Will he ever become a normal child, or will six years of abuse prove to me too much for him? Read chap 5 A/N
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,008 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Severus S., Harry P.
The 12 Days of KakaSasu Christmas by MAKandCHEESE reviews
KakaSasu Kakashi, recently involved with Konoha’s own local grinch Sasuke Uchiha, is faced with a twelve day task to give the teen the best Christmas he will never forget. Anal, AU/AR, Bond, Oral, Toys, WAFF, WIP, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,266 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uniform Procedure by MAKandCHEESE reviews
Extra credit is one thing, but when you do it in a mini-skirt in front of Kakashi you had better be prepared for an audience. Anal, WIP, Yaoi. KakaSasu... eventual KakaItaSasu .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,563 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bargain by Jaco Lantern reviews
Ciel can't make jokes. Guess Undertaker will have to make him do something else ! Undertaker X Ciel oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Ciel P., Undertaker - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 1,162 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Not While I'm Around by thilia87 reviews
HarryDraco. AU. On his first day as a Healer at St. Mungo's, Draco is introduced to Harry, who has been a patient at the hospital his entire life, and he forms an unexpected attachment... Slash. Adult Content. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,108 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 7,260 - Follows: 1,580 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Has Sex at the End by aelursadgod reviews
In which Harry is so horny that OoCness is seen as something funny. Sort of crack, Harry/Voldemort. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pranksters by tsusami reviews
It started with a little prank and quickly got out of control... NaruGaara. Implied SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,070 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3623 - Favs: 7,543 - Follows: 6,817 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
It Was All For My Family by Gleam reviews
Vernon Dursley is a good man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Wounded and Visitors by sadisticmasochist kitsune reviews
This is what ninja did. They trained, they fought, they died. They were known and not known.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Letter To The Editor by emmettxx reviews
What Haku really wants to tell you guys. T to be safe, because it's not K. o-O
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Kohaku N. - Complete
Transition Period by AthenaAlpha reviews
When Uchiha Itachi vanishes, leaving his family’s business in shambles, his younger brother Sasuke finds himself penniless, orphaned, and forced to live with his brother’s abandoned lover. SasuNaruSasu. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,346 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Confessions from a Hyperactive Dobe Heart by Fourangers reviews
Even if she's deviously plotting, Sakura only wanted to see two hot guys kissing in the end, that’s all. Guess it proves the following proverb that "real intelligent and sophisticated minds settle down with simple pleasures of life". SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,048 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Happiest Day by vilgehkmono reviews
There are orders. And then there are orders. Ciel/Sebastian, slight Ciel/Elizabeth.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Irony and Cyanide by derangedfangirl reviews
They gulp at the red kool-aide, and he waits for them to taste the cyanide. Graverobber/Shilo, power-play, dark.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
Hensetsu izen Ai by YaoiRocks reviews
Naruto's had enough. Enough of Konoha and the constant hate he receives. And he does the unthinkable. He merges with the demon Kyuubi and runs away from Konoha to end up in the arms of one of Konoha's most hunted nins…Itachi[Yaoi,itanaru,Mpreg]request fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,303 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 7/4/2007 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.]
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trapped by hichigomate reviews
He's been trapped inside his mind for all eternity. It was okay, at first. Fun, in fact. But then an evil starts to slowly take over his comfort zone. Can Naruto somehow find a way to communicate with the world he's never experienced, and save himself?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,191 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Lessons For Harry by remuslives23 reviews
Harry needs some urgent assistance, and who better to help than Remus and Sirius? This is a threesome, slash fic - set after DH. RL/SB, brief mention of HP/OW, and RL/SB/HP. AU - of sorts. Not your thing? Feel free to move onto the next fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,992 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Trouble Lurking by hyperthermophile reviews
He hopes. He dreams. He gives. He never stops trying, and he never will. But in the end it's hopeless- he will never be anything more than just a cheap replacement in the artist's heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Revelations by Clandestine.Ardour reviews
Malfoy's different. Harry is sure of it. He realizes just how different when he falls under the influence of a potion that makes him irresistibly drawn to him. But is it all as it seems? Please Review! :D CHAPTER 8 IS FINALLY UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,607 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
NekoNingen Love Love by may10baby reviews
Naruto finds at cat on his door step and, due to his big, kitty/foxy loving heart, takes him in. Naturally this cat would be affectionate to his loving master, but do cats normally climb into their beds! And in their shorts! Sasunaru ItaKyuu SasoDei etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 205 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
He Had No Fingers by Gleam reviews
The Ninetails cannot be contained. But it will take a human sacrifice, all the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,253 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Aniki by Buni-San reviews
Saving themselves from Akatsuki, Naruto and Gaara get stuck in the past and decide to save the future and their own lives. Growing closer to their younger counterparts, family becomes irreplaceable. GaaSaku NaruHina later on. I don't own Naruto. OnHiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,592 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Seme or Uke? Brotherly Love by sandlotus reviews
SANDCEST WARNING! I'm not a typical fan of sand sib pairings, but a friend mentioned both Gaara and Kanky are both...hmmmm...aggressive. And thewrefore, who would be seme and who would be uke? Disclaimer: Characters are not mine, but the writing is....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro
His Cook: Unfortunate by StarkBlack reviews
Bard gets an eye-full of something he really didn't want to see.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
I Have Seized Your Vital Regions by Darkfire75 reviews
Hidan seizes some vital regions. Seriously. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING. Lies...all lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Cellphones by Shounen-Ai reviews
Cellphones. They are nothing more then devices that get you into trouble....well...maybe just Naruto. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
fatality by yrume reviews
KakuHidan - violence/gore; shonen ai/yaoi in some chapters - When Kakuzu comes home from a mission, a new team partner awaits him. And he is not amused about it. Not at all. Not yet...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,611 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Where Is My Mind? by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Welcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what’s really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,907 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let It Slide by kkscatnip reviews
Five minutes into Stein trying to talk him into wearing a thong, Spirit was only just recalling logistics: "I don't even have a thong to wear!"
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Wolfen by Spiffy Squigglemink-mantra III reviews
Harry has been left alone in privet drive for the summer, when he has an unusual encounter with a werewolf.With his new family in tow how will he hope to defeat the Dark Lord but most importantly,should he tell the Order? Mpreg AU Harry/FenrirGreyback.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
Misinterpretations by Hell Jashin reviews
"You.. You… you little dick!" Hidan screamed, pointing an accusing finger at achi raised an eyebrow in return. "Is there a reason you're insulting my dick?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Daughters by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. MinatoKushina, FugakuMikoto, little!Team7. Sakura is a sadist in the making, Minato expands his vocabulary, Mikoto really wants a daughter and nobody loves Sasuke. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Mikoto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Retarded Equine Influenza by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets his first horse for his sixteenth birthday present! Hey, let’s go for a little ride to a nearby spring… holy crap! What happened to my horse! Yaoi, lemon, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,179 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Team Demon by LuckyGenius reviews
They were demons in the eyes of the villagers, monsters that didn't deserve to live. Now a chance has come to get the respect they've all dreamed of. They take it and what have they become? They have become the legendary team known as: Team Demon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,894 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008
Worst Santa Ever by darkalbino reviews
Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Weekend Fun by YozuLuv reviews
Ritsuka’s mom has to leave for the weekend. She figures that Soubi is a responsible adult and can take care of Ritsuka even through he’s 17 already. She doesn’t trust him in the house by himself. So Risuka is stuck with Soubi for the full weekend,great...
Loveless - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete
Video Phone by Cherry Jade reviews
Naruto sends a video message to Sasuke's cell phone. Just a little sumthin' sumthin', so his husband has something to do during his boring meeting. Let's just say Sasuke will enjoy it, yeah? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Mirai by lalafall reviews
SasuNaru At their deathbeds, he promised he would drag the other back to that village. Thus, fifteen years into the future, they meet again. Unfulfilled destinies will finally come together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,173 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Instructor by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto’s girlfriend drags him to dance lessons. Naruto is getting some rather… odd vibes from his instructor. Is it just him? Lemon, yaoi, one-shot NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 121 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
To unite or divide by HakuoBlake reviews
Naruto has been lonely and bored after rescueing Sasuke, so he befriends the Kyuubi! But what will the Ninetails do with his new friend? Become the brotherly type to Naruto! What nasty surprises with the fox pull over everyone? Yaoi,Gaara has demon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,692 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Paranoia by souleater1234567 reviews
“Looks like we dodged another bullet, huh Kyuu.” he whispered. His face then twisted up in a snarl. dark-fic. rated for insanity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Artistic Emotions by Imperial Mint reviews
For Destiny Writes. Making a picture is easy, yet producing art is anything but. You need emotion, plenty of it, and that emotion needs to come from somewhere. 'Everyone loses it, Naruto'. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/30/2008 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
My Master or my lover? by One tailed Shukaku reviews
Naruto is a rare fox pet who is bought by the Uchiha family to be Sasuke's pet. Once Naruto reachs a certain age though things begin to change for him and his master... Sasunaru ItaKyu KakaIru lemons in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,663 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Why Itachi REALLY Killed The Clan by x Kurohime x Koroshiya x reviews
Why Itachi REALLY killed the clan. An Itachi X Sasuke Crack Fic. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uke? by Shounen-Ai reviews
Naruto learns a lot about Sasuke's name one morning. "Ne Sasuke! Did you know you were made to be a uke for life!" /SasuNaru/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Saddle Blanket by dratcat reviews
Shirosaki has been invading Ichigo's dreams lately, making his life a living hell. "I refuse to be th' Horse forever, King. I'm gonna buck ya off, and when yeh fall, know that it's gonna hurt." ShirosakiXIchigo. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Accept No Substitute by LilyMoon'sAlias reviews
Sephiroth/Cloud/Zack, Sephiroth and Zack come back from a mission...changed. Mako did some strange things to people. Written by prompt request for Kinkfest at Livejournal. Mature Content! All FFVII characters owned by Square Enix, I make nothing.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Vanity Fair by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Sebastian finally takes Grell up on his persistent perusal of a date, but on his terms.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Sebastian M., Grell S.
The Wolf's Fox by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
A fox named Naruto lost its family one day, leaving it all alone inside the dark forest of Konoha. The next day, it met a wolf named Sasuke. The two of them then started living together - but what happened when Sasuke got into heat? SasuNaru, shota, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birth and Rebirth by mystiri1 reviews
An Advent Children AU. None of her children are pure enough to be a vessel for Her Son, so Jenova has a different method in mind to bring about Sephiroth's rebirth. Yaoi, mpreg. Loz/Yazoo, Cloud/Kadaj
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kadaj, Cloud S.
Incubus Guardian by argona reviews
SasuNaru. Oneshot! Naruto is hurt and lonely. All he has as a friend is an imaginary voice created by his own mind or so he thinks. What happens when this voice takes on a real form? And not any form but the form of an Unhuman creature?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Salvation by VanityWantsYou reviews
He was now a part of Hitler's dream. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,121 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cutting the Deck by cyrusII reviews
AU. Cards. Naruto's pretty good with cards. Well saying he was pretty good at cards is like saying "Jiraiya is a bit of a perv" or "The Hokage Monument is sorta tall". Good just don't cover it. Wanna find out how good he is? Well, you're just a click away
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,799 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Beastly Instinct by RendezvousPoint reviews
A nine-tailed cat as a pet is rare, but a nine-tailed cat that can transform into a human isn’t good for the heart. Especially if the boy-cat leaves delicious vibes of beastly pheromone in his wake, the one that put even humans to his feet. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,970 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 127 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Hallmark Of Every Breakfast by Collaboration for Destruction reviews
Hidan takes an unforgettable trip to the grocery store. Rated exclusively for language, considering the character involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Cat Life by xXLostInWonderLandXx reviews
Yaoi / AU / Smut The trials and struggles of Naruto's kitty cat stalker problem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Desert Lullaby by Persepolis130 reviews
When Gaara announces to Lee that they should have a baby, Lee is baffled but accepting. But do Temari and Kankuro feel the same? How will Gaara like his new doctor? And is forest green really an acceptable color for a nursery? leegaa gaalee MPreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Gaara, Lee R.
God Help Us All by henohenomoheji reviews
AU. To investigate the Akatsuki’s latest gang activity, Sasuke goes undercover to infiltrate an enemy-owned brothel...as a woman. All hell breaks loose. Yakuza, insanity, and crossdressing/drag. Itasasu. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,089 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Selfless by BlueKitten6 reviews
Naruto accepts a deal to save Sasuke. What is he willing to do to stop his friend from ruining his life and his own in the process? ITANARU COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chaos Magic by Ladelle reviews
In a battle that he can't win alone, Sasuke summons a powerful demon that he may not be able to resist...in more ways than one. NaruSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 101 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Winter Rain by Halibel Lecter reviews
The river. The blood. His tears slowly stopping, soaking into rough white cotton. A voice much like his own, so soft it was barely audible; soothing hands stroking his back. "Ssh, King... it's all gonna be okay." HichiIchi ; Yaoi/Fluff
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
New Beginnings by Nigellica reviews
Team 7 is under cover as high school students. Under the careful supervision of Iruka and the... supervision of Kakashi. The team's very core is disrupted with Naruto suddenly Mr. Popular and the Ice Prince is left out in the cold. SasuNaru KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 69,265 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Iruka U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
The Art of Seduction by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sasuke wants Itachi in bed. Need I say more? Rated M for a very good reason, peoples.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Bluejeannie reviews
Itachi Uchiha wasn't attracted to men, especially his own brother. R&R ItaSasu, Incest, dubcon, Yaoi, Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
There's a Price for Power by Nakimochiku reviews
you know there's a cost for my favours. hichi x ichi, AU, lemon, oneshot, enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Into Your World by Nakimochiku reviews
that was your world, more than this one ever was. hichi x ichi, oneshot, demon!Hichi, ancient greece. enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
To Touch a Unicorn by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, postwar oneshot. Draco is content with his life as the new Care of Magical Creatures professor. That is, if Harry Potter and those stupid unicorns would both go away. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Fox, The Raven, And The Master by Angel of Deceit reviews
In a world where humanoid animals are trained as 'pets' for humans who can afford them. When Sasuke turns nineteen, his parents bought him two pets by accident. What could possible go wrong? Well! A lot actually. SasuXSaiXNaru, ItachiXKyuubiXItachi YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,026 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Defiance by midnightshadowkisses reviews
The name's Uchiha Sasuke. What's it to you? I'm 19 and a successful male ballet dancer. Despite that and the fact that my friend Neji is screwing some dude named Gaara, I never thought I was gay...til I met Naruto. SasuNaruSasu, mentioned/mild GaaNeji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,797 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kage Bunshins by Arsenic Android reviews
“I guess you could call it masturbation. The only thing I cared about was coming home and having a kage bunshin transformed into Sasuke so I could screw its brains out.” SasukeXNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Long is Your Weapon? by Merciless Ruby reviews
Neji my eternal rival tell me how long is your weapon' '...My what' Neji raised a slender eyebrow. 'Your useful weapon that injects useful swimmers into the team's flower' NejTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Insanity by Pocky Whore reviews
This whole hospital is taunting me.Most rooms didn’t even have windows most people never even know that an out side world exists.They do this to play with me they show me the world outside these bleak white walls, a world I many never get to see. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,123 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Reshrouded Orange by Vesvius reviews
Swords have been drawn. Battles have been waged. Blood has been spilled. And still, hope lives on. This is the true story of Seireitei and the invasion, as told by Uzumaki Naruto, Shinigami of Seireitei in the Soul Society. Naruto/Bleach crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Naruto U., R. Matsumoto
Intense Veela Encounters by faithwood reviews
Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Maybe We Shouldn't by midnightshadowkisses reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is 17 and gorgeous, but he wants to break up with his girlfriend. He turns to his twin brother, Uchiha Naruto, for advice. What he gets is a whole lot more. A different kind of Uchihacest. SasuNaruSasu, yaoi, and my kind of twincest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,039 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Black Lagoon by Extraho reviews
Harry has to accompany Dudley on a night out, little does he know he'll have a pretty good time himself. bit of cheek and plenty of smut. Enjoy! m/m slash Harry/Fenrir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 585 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
L and the Chocolate Factory by riyaaanu reviews
L won a Golden Ticket! Now he had to drag Raito along for the tour.. Tsktsk! Poor Mr. Willy Wonka.. Chapter 6 is up!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,098 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - L, Light Y.
Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Return by BlueKitten6 reviews
UPDATED and BETA-ED .Naruto comes back after three years to find Konoha has changed and that two missing nin Uchiha broters are now controlling it. ItaNaru ItaSasu ItaNaruSasu SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,611 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sound of Music by xXCabbageXx reviews
Naruto, in need of money, reads an ad in the paper looking for a live-in babysitter for seven kids. What he doesn't realize is that five of the seven kids are hormonal teenage boys out for some ass. SASUNARU AU Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Only You by the knave of hearts reviews
Seven drabbles/one-shots done to the theme of the seven deadly sins. YAOI. INCEST. Minato Yondaime /Naruto. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Tale of the Two Cats by Sabaku no Koneko reviews
Iruka moves to Konoha with his cat, Naruto. On his first day there, Naruto met Sasuke who belongs to their neighbour and also Iruka's colleague, Kakashi. Full summary inside. SasuNaru, yaoi, AU & OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,836 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Tea Party by Veroxion reviews
/ItaSasu\ Two brothers having a tea party was the same thing as two young girls... right? “Mmmn, Sasuke… you’re a fantastic brother." /Oneshot\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mulligan by Elpin reviews
Harry/Lucius slash, with slight Harry/Draco. Draco breaks up with Harry and the Boy Who Got Voldy is devastated. He has a plan to make things right again, but he ends up going a little further than planned. Because every writer needs a time-turner fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,455 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Because I Love To Torture My Brother by Tinkering reviews
Itachi isn't the world's best brother. But Sasuke needs a little love in his life so Itachi gets him a pet. Usually this would be one of the nicest things he's ever done for his brother but when things start getting crazy and the fox isn't just a fox...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fish in a Jar by QueenTigris reviews
Kankurou keeps wondering why his pets keep disappearing, and he sets out to find out why. With the help of a camcorder, and in the face of his sister's complaints, will he find out the culprit? Crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
He is my Master by Dyeh reviews
Kyo's lost the bet. But... luckily, Akito's decided not to cage him. He's going to 'give Kyo away' instead. But... Kyo didn't expect to be given away to Hatori. Hatori x Kyo. Shounen ai. R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,024 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Kyo S., Hatori S.
Vixens and Kitsune by Archangel N. Bloodraven reviews
Naruto finds that not all bloodline abilities have a place on the battlefield, but discovers his own gifts have a use in another critcal ninja art: Seduction. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,444 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Twenty Seconds Tops by Wren Wild reviews
It went unspoken that Naruto would do everything in his power to prevent Akatsuki from taking his demon...And who was death to stand in his way? Everyone dies at some point...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Behind the Sun by QueenTigris reviews
Naruto goes nutso thanks to a rampant fox demon in his mind and goes cannibal on his fellow ninja. Gaara, the sole person who understands what Naruto is going through, does his best to stand by him. New Chapter: Recovery. NaruGaaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,561 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
The One by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, lemon, bondage/bdsm, violence/gore, strong language - Kakuzu gets distracted by Hidan playing an interesting little game :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Unexperienced by Ciaossu-Chaossu reviews
Naruto's an adorable yet poor orpahned fox demon and Sasuke's a mighty Uchiha wolf demon, when mating season comes what happens when Sasuke finds this unexperienced demon and claims him as a mate? Sakura bashing. Sequel coming soon...I hope
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,524 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
You Don't Tell Them Your Name by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
Gaara is a professional Pleasure Man. He works for one of the most explicit companies in all of Japan. Unfortunatley for him, a certain goody goody Hyuuga has his eyes on him, and also has the money and power to take him away from his 'good life.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
The Erlking by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LVHP When Harry was a child no one warned him about the things that lurked within forests When Harry escapes from one, it follows him home. Harry’s trapped in the land of the Erlking and Voldemort is the first to lay eyes on Faun, the King's new beloved
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,192 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rock with All the Colors of the Stage by Stavi reviews
In the band Sano-Ichi you get to be known for many things. One, play the best music. Two, be insanely sexy. Three, have sex with your band-mate everywhere you can. Yaoi. SasuNaru NejiGaaNeji ?Haku Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,929 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
21 Ways To Give Your Lover a Migraine by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
Companion story to "At Least It's Not Contagious". Sev ate the last slice of chocolate cheesecake, therefore he deserved punishment. Or at least, that's the excuse Harry was going with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Self by YasashiiKawa reviews
Ichigo shares some one-on-one time with his Hollow self.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 270 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Firedancer by La Morraine reviews
[Updated 2015] After the war everything has changed. Lucius feels the strain of loss deeply, even years after Voldemort's death, but suddenly, after being dragged into a Muggle circus by Snape and falling hard for a talented artist, a firedancer, everything changes again and the bitterness isn't so hard to bear ... Veela!Lucius x Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Immaculate by KivaEmber reviews
AU. ‘You know, when you’re fifteen, you’re not supposed to be sharing a bed OR shower with your twin brother.’ IchiHichi. Twincest.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Malignant Objects by Charlie -dashdot- Blue reviews
Left in an orphanage, Harry Potter, twin to the alleged BoyWhoLived, was taken into an underground world of debauchery, hedonism and beauty. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord has risen, and the wizarding world lives in darkness, politics & powergames. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,427 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 2,327 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Lying From You by hyperthermophile reviews
So unfair. It was just one jutsu. One simple little jutsu that could detect lies. And yet, the damage it does is disproportionately exaggerated- tearing apart Naruto's entire lifetime in only a few seconds. Could they really blame him for going insane?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
What's the Matter, KyoKyo? by Lazuline reviews
Just when Yuki thought having a crush on the cat was bad enough, something weird starts going on with Kyou, and Shigure is all too eager to discover how it turns out. Kyou/Yuki yaoi ON HOLD.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Quiet by Alania Black reviews
He was the quiet Slytherin to most people, the ones who even cared to notice. Harry guessed that’s what drew him to Blaise in the first place. Harry/Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 4,460 - Follows: 4,405 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 17,106 - Follows: 5,974 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
What's a Conscience Got to Do With Us? by lessxordinary reviews
What starts off as an arguement between Itachi and Kisame about Itachi being a cold-hearted bastard eventually turns into much more as Kisame questions right and wrong in a community of murderers, and things get steamy. ItachixKisame Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Wonderful Life of Ramen Uzumaki by kiwi wiki reviews
- "I love Ramen!" "Then why don't you marry it?" Everyone knew Sasuke was just kidding. Maybe Naruto didn't get the memo? NARUMEN, CRACK
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
He was a Boy, She was a Boy? by Nina-dieZwillinge reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has lived most of his life being protected by the police from his homocidal brother, Itachi. Now suddenly, Sasuke is sent to a new private boarding school with a catch. 'He' must now become a 'she'. Yaoi, NaruSasu, AU, M for mature themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,312 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kyuubi by FoCuSyOuRmInD reviews
Walking till I was right in front of the glass I knelt before the boy and looked into his eyes. I could see the wonder, excitement as well as kindness swirl inside his sky blue pupils. He was so pure.'What's your name' he asked.I answered 'Kyuubi'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,049 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
What They Didn't See by The Mother Rose reviews
What if you were only four years old and alone? I mean really alone. How would you survive? How long would you survive? How human would you be?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,039 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Signed in Blood by Marine-Depths13 reviews
Slowly, and one-by-one, the shinobi of Konoha are dying. Their only clues? The repetitive deaths and the phrase on the Hokage wall ... written in blood. WARNING. Rated for descriptive gore and horror. Multiple character deaths.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2008
The Temple Pond by recodan reviews
Naruto is send hurtling to another world where he meets a certain team of genin and their jounin. And then they fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Veela Inheritance Problems by Sakya reviews
The old pureblood families of the wizard world up hold many traditions and one of them is the engagement season where the families with veela ascendence can match their young. Nothing that Harry should worry about, right? Wrong Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,562 - Reviews: 2574 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 4,727 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Definition by voidforrent reviews
Tenten is even less feminine underneath her clothing. Does Neji care? 'Course not. /NejiTen, mildly mature content/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Damn you by Rae-chan33 reviews
To whom does this sacrifice go to? Theres no question in my mind, Sasuke. I would tear my heart out to keep yours beating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Skirt Tragedy by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Naruto made a bet with Kiba, and had to wear girls’ uniform in order to find out a certain Uchiha’s true sexuality. This is a YAOI fic. No homophobes and flames, please! You’ve been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,964 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Vibe by moonlit dew reviews
The attack of the feathery-tentacled hollow and the consolation prize in the shape of a walking, brething wet dream. Renji/Ichigo smut, people!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Repossession by demonicnargles reviews
The sequel to Possession. Naruto doesn't stay dead, if he died at all. Confused about morality and his own feelings, he tries to find his place in the world. What is he willing to give to get the peace he wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Turk Cloud by AikoNamika reviews
In a world where Cloud was given a chance to return to the past and make things right again, something goes a little bit wrong and leaves him in an employment he didn't quite anticipate.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,745 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Cloud S. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 7,846 - Follows: 4,729 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Much Too Much Celery by littlefiction reviews
Humor. Inappropriate for children. The Dog General comes home after a long absence and has a very strange talk with his pup.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Inutaisho - Complete
A Prelude by Mek reviews
The voice was young, and covered with a thick accent. It sounded Japanese to Deidara's ears, and that was enough to have him turn his head to peer at the intruder from beneath the brim of his overly large hat. ::Old West AU, light shounen ai::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Deidara - Complete
The Room of Desire by enchanted nightingale reviews
As Harry and his friends fight with the Death Eaters in the Ministry, Harry finds himself dueling against Lucius Malfoy. While trying to avoid a stray curse they stumble inside a room in the Department of Mysteries that one should avoid entering at any co
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 336 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Incubus Dreams by Jemi reviews
Has nothing to do with the Anita Blake book of the same name is revealed that Lucius Malfoy is an Incubus. And he's set his sights on Harry. What will Harry do now that he's got Lucius to contend with, as well as Voldemort? SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,196 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Three's an orgy four is just wrong by berrychi84 reviews
WARNING! This is a RenjiIchigoHichigo fic. Meaning that this IS a threesome. Also, Renji is ooc a little for good reason. Other then that? Renji is curious as to why Ichigo has so much fun doing it with some one that looks exactly like him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Spirit of the Veela by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Hogwarts can't handle two Veelas, can it? It's a close call as Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy come to terms with their new powers, urges, and each other. And wait, two dominant Veela can't mate...AU after 5th, HPDM, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,364 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Object of My Sister's Desire by jocular monoceros reviews
Gaara hears noises. He seeks help from Kankurou and they go to investigate. Written mainly through their POV. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Your Wish Is My Command by nayru-kleinefee reviews
[KakaIru] Iruka gets hit by a jutsu and is left unable to make a decision on his own. When someone to look after him is searched, Kakashi can’t flee fast enough. Poor him?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,688 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
And Hogwarts Wept by Kaluki reviews
Her children all turned their backs on her Hogwarts turns her back on them all. All, that is, except for one, who thought of her as his home and refused to be turned away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Fatal Addiction by biggestboss reviews
As a shinobi, you are always told that your first kill would be tough. Yet it wasn’t so for Naruto. In fact, he was addicted. Yes, another Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Queerwolf by Jelp reviews
I am the one they call the Queerwolf, the one that hunts for men to sate my lusts. But I have no control over my desires, this sickness, but the blond one...he might just be able to help me, to save me from my own insanity...Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ukette by myinukoi reviews
1 uke. 15 semes. 1 mansion. Who will rise above the other semes and claim Naruto as their own? Bachelor.Bachelorette parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,340 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Naruto U.
Akatsuki Mourning by Overlyinspired reviews
The Akatsuki are family, and they mourn as a family at the loss of their own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Possession by demonicnargles reviews
Kyuubi takes advantage of a unique opportunity and possesses Naruto's body. Can the demon cope with a mortal's body? What will happen when Naruto resurfaces? Not a great description, but please read this. Longer chapters starting on 19! Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,252 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
To Love a Monster by The Lady Morana reviews
What is love? What are the limits that define it? Can a monster be taught to love? Can you love a monster? Warning: rated for later chaps, Yaoi, KyuubiNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,281 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Son of the Red Sand by Swordsoul2000 reviews
what if Gaara was not the son of the Yondaime Kazekage? what if he was actually the child of the one called the Red Sand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Gaara, Sasori - Complete
Sickness by The Oni reviews
A chat with the Shinigami leads Naruto to some interesting information.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
How to Succeed in Sexual Blackmail Without Really by Thorne Scratch reviews
The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
The Immortal by demonicnargles reviews
As Naruto ages, his healing rate keeps improving, until it heals even aging. The tale of the Immortal Hokage. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 209 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Once Upon A Midnight Moon by The-Silent-Muse reviews
."Tenjō Tenge Yuiga Dokuson," Naruto's words were barely a whisper in the biting winds, his Akatsuki cloak flapping wildly about him. "I alone am supreme on Heaven and Earth."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Laundry Day by Croup reviews
Kiba is out of clean undies and needs to think fast. Naruto, meanwhile, is on a personal mission to find out what the rest of the genin use for underwear. Shikamaru and Chouji get caught in the middle, and there is mental scarring for all concerned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Into The Darkness by Kichiko-19 reviews
Sasuke is in a mental clinic and Naruto is just a school boy. What happens when they cross paths. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,748 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Le Obscure Prompt War by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Written for lilith1631's Obscure Prompt War. Chapters shall continue to be added until Lilith admits that I am the winner. The champion. The commander of the universe. The chapters will have no relation to each other whatsoever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 2,698 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
What's Wronge With It? by AnimeGirl2007 reviews
Gaara, being the late bloomer that he is, has a question for his brother. So now it's up to Kankuro to explain 'the birds and the bees' to his little brother, and it leads to something more. Rated for a reason. KG Yaoi sandcest Beware!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro
That Dobe? by Ikari666 reviews
After team selections, the year's kunoichi get together at a café before meeting their jounin sensei. A slip of the lip has all eyes on Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 262 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Night Time by Evie-Chan589 reviews
When he's lucky the nightime brings Gaara a visit from a certain blonde missingnin. DeidaraGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Gaara, Deidara - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 519 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
The Dancer by hieisfiredemon reviews
Sasuke is a belly dancer and his first performance is for Prince Naruto. AU, Yaoi, Lemon pairings between SasuNejiNaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Life by Nocens reviews
A killer and the perfect victim. GaaNaru, AU. No NCS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Santa's Gift by Makkura Arashi reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke didn't believe in Santa but wrote him a letter as a bet asking for a blue eyed blond in red ribbons. What happens when he wakes up Christmas morning to find his blond best friend in red ribbon on his couch? Yaoi SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Distractions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The djinn flopped backwards, rearranging his puppet's toned body and dark hair in a sexy sprawl on his master's desk. “Why?” the demon pressed, voice husky with suggestion. “Do you find this distracting?” [BartxNate. For Unknown Fool. CRUDE JOKES.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Byakuya by Constructor reviews
Yaoi. SasuNaru GaaNaru and NejiNaru flirting. Naruto can feel it sometimes, the Kyuubi's chakra reeling out of control. Great. Now all he has to do is resist the urge to rip out Irukasensei's throat. Brilliant. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,715 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Crystal by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
AU “He’s as… fragile as crystal…” To wear matching rings is believed to be the ultimate expression of love… Summary inside. HPTR Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,975 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Counseling by Kyoui-chan reviews
Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are not in need of counseling. Or so they say. [Uchihacest, One shot, PWP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 555 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's fox by Zanndaka reviews
Kyuubi decided to teach naruto a transformation jutsu. Naruto is now a small ninetailed fox for some pretraining training. Naruto learns being a ninetailed fox kit smaller then a house cat is tougher then he ever imagined.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Naruto U.
Pain's Stoic Pleasures by Chronoquest reviews
[COMPLETED!]Gatou’s Auction House is the place to go to participate in an underground slave trade of young boys. Uchiha Sasuke is a wellknown customer of one night rentals, but what happens when he wants to take one of the top five home? SasuNaru, OroNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,253 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wanna Bet? by Ureko reviews
A bet gone wrong and Kiba finds himself stuck in the middle. But strangely, he can’t seem to care. Warning: Leman, language & Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Sai, Kiba I. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Natsu no Mori by Vicadin-Tea reviews
Naruto's summer. The touch that he wants and the touch he can't have. KyuuNaru. Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dulce Et Decorum Est by Ayien reviews
When Kakashi and Iruka follow Naruto into the forest at night, they learn just what Naruto has sacrificed to keep Konoha safe. It is Kakashi's duty, confronted with his failure, and Gaara of the Sand's to bring Naruto back from the darkness. Betaed by Ais
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,060 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sleepless by Erisabesu reviews
Gaara doesn't sleep, but it's not always Shukaku's fault. [NarutoGaara] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The boy by Kaluki reviews
Petunia loved Harry, but Harry was dead, and only the boy was left.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Sake Cup by Riza A reviews
When Itachi first joins Akatsuki, there's an initiation ceremony of sorts. One that involves alcohol. Lots, and lots, of alcohol. Strange things are said when one is drunk. Pity Kisame. DRUNK!Itachi crack fic. [Hints of ItachiKisame]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
An Unfortunate Case of Hypothermia by Witch of Darkness reviews
Are you tired of poorly writen lemons? Are you ever amazed at the lack of realistic behavioral motivations on the part of the numerous and often outlandish characters that appear in Naruto? Well, this story won't help you. If anything it will make your
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Itachi U., Ino Y. - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 125 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Betrayal by madnarutofan reviews
Naruto follows Sasuke to the Valley of the End and succedes in deafeating him only to be abandoned by Kakashi on the journey home when Kabuto attacks. Left to die, Naruto is forcibly brought to Orochimaru and is kept at his mercy. Will Naruto hold out in
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
As They Seem by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[AU] Deidara and Itachi, cigarettes and an art studio with heating that doesn't work. 'There is no truth. There is only perception.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,697 - Follows: 385 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Caeruleus by Pagan Strega reviews
A Transfiguration accident leaves Harry in unusual circumstances. How will Snape react? SSHP of course. Creature Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 710 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
If Your Cage Smells of Ramen by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
One Shot. When Naruto won't stop his ramen habits Kyuubi is forced to use drastic measures... Hints of SasuNaru Mentions of MPreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Whore Street by Asterixa reviews
AU, Yaoi, GaaNaru and other side pairings. In a huge dreary City, a group of friends ekes out an existence in the only way they know how to. But new complications arise when the police takes a heightened interest in the workings of Whore Street. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 46,675 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cookies by Cyberwolf reviews
If you give a bishie a cookie... [SasuTen]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Tenten, Sasuke U. - Complete
Fly by DreamingIris reviews
Gaara... and a fly. Teehee...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3366 - Favs: 6,427 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Checklist by Seito reviews
[Slight AU, Sasunaru] Itachi stared at the piece of paper in his hands. It was an odd checklist thing that he had found on the kitchen table this morning. It read: How to Know Your Otouto is Gay . R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
With A Start by E. M. Pink reviews
The last thing Harry could remember was finishing his steak and kidney pie. He wakes up to find that his life has drastically changed to include wings, claws and the mostly animalistic mind of...a phoenix? HBP Compatible, nonslash. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,111 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Harry P.
For Future Reference by Seaouryou reviews
[Inupapa x Sessmom] In retrospect, it wasn’t a very good idea to knee your father in the crotch.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2613 - Favs: 5,323 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not at the Academy by Odyssion reviews
There are many things a shinobi must know that are not taught at the academy. Naruto is willing to teach Jiraiya the Sexy no Jutsu... for a price.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 3,551 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Waterlogged by DustFactory reviews
[HPDM HGPP] The Dark Lord has turned Harry into a monster, bent on using him to destroy the Wizarding World. When Harry escapes, he is violently rejected by his friends finding solace only in the arms of the enemy. Veela, Incubi. SLASH, FEMSLASH, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,209 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 12/30/2005 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Pansy P.]
Foreplay by Luchia13 reviews
Proof that even a blind deaf girl can tell Naruto and Sasuke are mad for each other. Now THEY just have to figure it out... ONESHOT, NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blonde Reflection by The Uke Reformation reviews
Gaara muses over being a Jinchuuriki and human at the same time, and discovery of self through the one person he loves most. Gaara x Naruto. Oneshot. Drabble. Response to Little Leila's fic challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Trial and Error by Sangelide reviews
Harsh childhoods usually produce jaded souls, but Naruto seems more naive than most. Yet, looks can be decieving. See the world through the eyes of a child with the world set against him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,552 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Shadowlands by Nevana Eshe reviews
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Prometheus Bound by Dius Corvus reviews
Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,430 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Something so Natural by tomomi reviews
Naruto barges into Itachi’s life. But hey, who’s Itachi to stop him? Unfortunately or not, he didn’t think the boy would take over his life. ItaNaru. MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 135 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Infection by Hoshiki reviews
Yaoi: NaruSasu, KakaIru: Naruto finds himself obsessed with Sasuke’s legs after witnessing a secret act. It grows on him like an infection—burning inside like a great flame. And if he doesn’t treat that infection it’ll turn gangrene… [One shot, complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,698 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
The Super Banana and its Relation to Kisame by Faceface reviews
The Super Banana and its Relation to Kisame. Teh best stoiery evar1!1!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2005
Lick by taitofan reviews
Kankurou wonders exactly how much like a dog Kiba really is...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 560 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Euthanasia by cyropi reviews
‘The world’s not worth saving. It doesn’t deserve it.' The world turns on Harry, so Harry turns on the world. DH, warnings for suicidal themes, alcohol and fishbowls.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hebi no Tsubaki by The Ambitious Blank reviews
The Serpent's Camellia" - Orochimaru discovers that mindless devotion can be a dangerous tool... (Kimimaro x Orochimaru, death)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/4/2005
Desert Storm by pellaz reviews
GaaNaru. When Naruto visits Sunakagure, he brings storms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/22/2005
Little Pink Pills by MushroomAnn reviews
Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,504 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crazy Glaring Dogs by taitofan reviews
Kiba is taking a long time to get ready for his date, while Akamaru takes it upon himself to make Kiba's waiting suitor feel a bit more than uncomfortable...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by frizzy returned reviews
Draco Malfoy is a part Veela, and has recently come into what is known as his Inheritance. On discovering that Harry Potter is his mate, he must try to seduce the Gryffindor hero. Will Harry fight against the bond forced upon him, or will he weaken under
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,434 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,164 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 3,831 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not A Virgin by Naruke reviews
Orochimaru is NOT a virgin. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Orochimaru - Complete
Sanctuary by GreenLady reviews
A routine mission gone wrong, and the demon fox finds that freedom looks different than expected. Yaoi. (KyubiNaruto). Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,071 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 5,467 - Follows: 815 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cure to a Writer's Block by Anguissette reviews
shounenai As a fan of Icha Icha Paradise, Kakashi will do anything to read more of the story. When he finds out that the author is suffering from writer’s block, will he be willing to exploit his students to inspire Jiraiya? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Complete
Hopeless Love by Inglorious DMK reviews
Sometimes, love just doesn't make sense. Onesided ItaNaru, Naruto's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Naruto U. - Complete
Inoku by That Nanda reviews
Like Spock and McCoy, like Goten and Trunks, eventually you're going to have to share your body. Work in progress...
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003
Picture on My Wall by Naruke reviews
Nothing escapes it. Nothing enters it. No emotion. Nothing. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Danger of Rumors by Passo reviews
{{COMPLETE}} Harry innocently triggers a barrage of absurd rumors in Hogwarts. When it reaches Draco, the Slytherin decides to spring a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 120 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Insertion by Fyrie reviews
Lucius Malfoy runs into a strange creature in Knockturn Alley - “You’re not meant to try and kill me! I’m a self-insertion, dammit! You’re meant to fall madly in love with me because of my stunning good looks!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Je Te Plumerais by Nimori reviews
SLASH. A caged bird will sing, if only to conserve his spirit. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Written by Penelope-Z reviews
*Warning Riddle/Harry slash* Tom likes snakes and fills his ink bottle with blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
Mirror|rorriM by Ruaki reviews
Naruto ficlet. Yaoi-ish--so that means there's some citrus peeps! ?/?.. well, let's just say that this is rather PWP and there's a mirror involved.. >D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2001
Antithesis reviews
Lucius has been taken out of Azkaban by an old master and a new. He comes back to a world where Death Eaters have next to no opposition, and the boy who had sent him to prison in the first place has complete power over both himself and his family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
