Halibel Lecterhide bio
Author has written 19 stories for Bleach, Final Fantasy VII, Haunting in Connecticut, and Fullmetal Alchemist. Quote for the week: "Sorry to run, but I'm having an old friend for dinner." (get it? Halibel Lecter? Okay. Sorry.) ...and just who reads these things, anyway? I mean, what are we supposed to do, just bare our souls here? Yeah? Okay... I like Bleach, though from a character's standpoint, it comes a cross a lot like a soap opera and a horse race. I also like pulling pranks on the other Arrancar here... seriously, never, ever trust the quiet ones. I like descriptive prose, like in The Little White Horse. If you haven't read it, go read it. It's the best nonmanga book ever. Really. ALso I like Final Fantasy VII. I've never played it, but I've done enough research to really like it. That and thunderstorms, and Japanese honeysuckle (the yellow and white kind.) News: Got my first flame today. To whoever out there who wrote it, since you didn't leave an address, thank you for the constructive criticism. I agree with you about the characterization; had to be tweaked a lot since the pairing was prerquested. I really have to tell you, though, it stung that Nnoitra came across as an inserted character. When I read the request, I looked over at my username and had a fit; but it was from a dear friend, so there was no refusing. The ending, yes, was way too syrupy, even in my opinion... though I do wonder why you read to the very last line of the fic if you hated it so much. I mean, eight whole chapters, and you read it all? You gave me the hits, and the review to top it off? Are you really just a repressed NnoiHali fan? Because that's just sad... In Other News: One of my friends joined up recently. ArashiKaji, aka Kisuke Urahara as per our anime club codenames. Please go check out his profile! Pairings that I like/support HichiIchi OTP--best frickin' yaoi ever! Ahem. I mean, uh, because Hichi is so cute. I mean-- crud. ApaGgi (Apache/Ggio Vega-- seriously underwritten. Sigh.) NnoiHali (Started out hating this pairing... for obvious reasons. It grew on me. Mainly because of bleedzblackwalz and xXAngelofDemiseXx. Dang you both to heck.) | |||||||
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Random Acts of Bleachness by peppermint quartz reviews
Random Bleach shorts. Various pairings, various characters. Occasional angst, occasional humor, totally random.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 162 - Words: 53,175 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
ThreeTwoOneZERO! by Canadino reviews
A series of drabshots about the Zero boys. Trust them, it's going to be painless.
Loveless - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 74 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Natsuo S., Youji S.
Dr Grantz is In by Reverberating Winds reviews
The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,214 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Bartering by Radioactive Ferret reviews
Orihime finds herself missing the comforts of home while in Las Noches. So, she decides to do some bartering with the only things she has on her. What are the consequences of giving strange objects to bored Espada? Chaos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J.
Fans in Seiretei by jackwolf1 reviews
What happens when a group of fanclub members drop into the worlds of Bleach? Find out how the members cope with being stuck in their favorite series. Rated T for Nnoitra's swearing, and implied nudity.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,603 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 6/6/2008
Kuso Gaki! by Zyu The Last reviews
Grimmjaw's eye twitched as he stared in disbelief, "So you're telling me... That Kurosaki Ichigo, assumed dead, was actually turned into a snot nosed Brat?" Aizen Tutted, "Language, Grimmjaw." [Abandoned]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,749 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Ultimate Bleach Character Bashing by housekihana reviews
Do you just HATE certain Bleach characters, even though everyone else seems totally fine with them? Well, you are not the only one! Join me as I make fun of, ridicule, and ultimately destroy certain Bleach characters to weeping piles of misery!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
A King and his Horse by Assassination reviews
A series of one-shots about Shiro and Ichigo's relationship. Created at school on free time, I'll post the others up soon. Suggestions for prompts are welcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Muscle Memory by Rayna Lissesul reviews
Muscle memory: the process of the neuromuscular system memorizing motor skills. Synonym: neuromuscular facilitation. Layman's terms: actions that the body comes to memorize when repeated enough. After a while, things get as easy as breathing...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 129,907 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Eternally Mine by spirtfox reviews
Hitsugaya Toshiro, orphaned when just a small child, is born into slavery and is up for grabs. The auctioner is selling fast and Toshiro just got sold to a handsome, mysterious, orange-haired vampire. Can things get any worse? Vampire fic.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,885 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K.
211 Things A Bright Shinigami Can Do by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
Misguided Manipulation by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Stark/Ichigo. Sent to the Living World on Aizen's orders to persuade Ichigo to join their cause, Stark finds himself questioning, led astray by Ichigo's strength.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,197 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Ichigo K., C. Stark - Complete
Ways to Annoy Bleach Characters by guardchicky reviews
CHAP 23 UP : MAYURI AND SHUUHEI. Ways to annoy characters from Bleach. I actually have quite a few, including those who usually aren't mentioned in other annoying thingies.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 11,936 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008
Mad Hatter by ShadowedDagger Rips Asunder reviews
Renji is delivering papers, and suddenly comes across a strange object that looks like a hat! Being the foolish shinigami he is, he puts it on. Humor ensues. Now a multi-chap with several pairings. Based off Paul Jennings' short story, "Birdman".
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,337 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Renji A.
Dysfunctional Camaradeire by KivaEmber reviews
HichiIchi. Chapter 10: Hichigo learns that Hollows and Kido don't mix. HichiIchi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,483 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Ask L by VoiceAmongTheDead reviews
Greetings. I am L. I have decided to answer any questions you ask through the review box. So please ask away. UPDATED
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,947 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Blazing Caravans by ChevalierAirumel reviews
What happens when the gods of old decide they've had enough of the Shinigami vs. Arrancar? They send them off on the Oregon trail! Can the two sides get along long enough to make this voyage of epic proportions? Random pairings may ensue.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008
love me Ichigo by Plushy-Chan reviews
Hichigo came to Ichigo's world and start's crying now Ichigo's starting to think Hichigo loves him. Does he or does he not. If he does will he tell Ichigo or will Ichigo find out himself?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Daughter Unexpected by DeathPaladin reviews
Ichigo/Nel as frantic father/blissfully ignorant adoptive daughter, with an OOC Mayuri as the pitiable doting 'grandpa' you'd rather not have your daughter associate with. Please pity Ichi, Mayuri, Nemu, Soi Fon...hell, all of Seireitei.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Aizen for President by Adaon reviews
I'm Sousuke Aizen, running for president, and I approved this message
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Gender Note by LunaDance506 reviews
A gender confused shinigami coughREMcough drops its special notebook into the human world. All hell breaks loose. Most characters experience gender switching...BEWARE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008
Bleach Battle for Yoruichi by Peace in Chaos reviews
This is a fun fanfic about Yoruichi's many pairings crack or not. She is paired with quite a few individuals in this story including, Byakuya, Soi Fon, Ichigo, and others. Now the suitors are battling it out in hopes of gaining the heart of the princess
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Yoruichi S. - Complete
There is No Romance in Bleach by windlily reviews
The reason why Kubo Tite keeps romance out of canon is illustrated quite clearly when Hitsugaya Toushirou finds himself the object of some particularly awkward but disturbingly common love interests.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/22/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Espada Guide to Parenting by Impervious Marr reviews
Life's good. War's over. Las Nachos - I mean Noches, is getting cleaner, Aizen's giving us all vacations, and - by the way, I have a kid stalker who thinks I'm his mom and Ulquiorra's his dad. LG, man. L effin' G. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Cruisin' USA by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U.
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Firelight
Years after the Ishbal Rebellion, Mustang remembers the first time he saw just what State Alchemy could do.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Fear
At the end of the day, it's important to remember that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Haunting in Connecticut - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
Balance reviews
Seven-Twenty Paranormal Company learns something about justice--specifically, just exactly how one tips the scales back into equilibrium. "You see, Jonah, it's all about balance..."
Haunting in Connecticut - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
Selvage Edge reviews
The selvage edge is what, ultimately, keeps the fabric from coming undone at the edges.
Haunting in Connecticut - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
The Best Revenge reviews
Reno has dreams. Big, wonderful, amazing, fantasic dreams... which have to be approved by the President. When Rufus denies him his dreams he at first considers getting back at him, but after all, isn't it the best revenge to live well?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009
Shatter reviews
She'd followed him here to the darkest corners of the darkest world, hoping he would still love her. Hoping. Wishing. But he would have no part of it; he shattered her, and left her broken. But soon, someone would heal her... by force, if necessary. YURI.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Neliel T. O./Nel, M. Hinamori
Heartache To Heartache reviews
Lisa and Kensei have always known the other was untouchable. It just added to the heartache, as did every second they spent together-yet-apart, especially after the Breakdown Sphere. But each is about to find out exactly what caused the other's pain...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Kensei M., Lisa Y. - Complete
Starless reviews
Menoly spends her last moments staring up at the starless, infinite desert sky, wishing she had said even a single word to him... Suicide; DARK. Menoly/Shawlong. Oneshot. Based very loosely on Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet".
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
The Mask reviews
No, not the one from the movies that causes mass chaos and destruction. Not that one. ...But it's darned close.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Colored Glass reviews
She wondered when her persona would fall away and shatter, lying on the floor like colored glass. Arturo/Mila Rose, AU. Lime. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
For Certain reviews
It was a cold shock, at first. As if someone had thrown freezing water all over her; she could barely breathe. DARK. Character death / Pregfic / Heavy angst. Cowritten with Rayna Lissesul; requested by bleedblackwalz. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Sleepless reviews
Neliel can't sleep, so she decides to train instead. She doesn't expect anyone else to be out so late at night, but someone is... Grimmjow. Grimmjow/Neliel, request by xXAngelofDemiseXx.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Grimmjow J. - Complete
I'm Not reviews
You're drunk." "No, I'm not either." One night in Las Noches, pain unbinds itself between two old friends. DARK Szayel/Cirucci, request by bleedsblackwalz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Cirucci T., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Fools reviews
It's April Fools' Day in Las Noches! But when someone takes their tricks a bit too far, what are the consequences?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Grimmjow J., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Technical Diffculties reviews
Cold sweat dripped from his forehead. His dizziness got worse. His mind was yelling that he was an idiot for ignoring that taste in his mouth. “Aizen-sama… I-I need… to be excus—” Eyes slipping shut, Nnoitra crumpled to the floor. Nnoitra/Halibel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,210 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Nnoitra G., T. Harribel - Complete
Summer reviews
Nel is sent to stay at Las Noches for the summer... and may God have mercy on the Espada's souls. Pure crack. No plot. Oh well.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008
Winter Rain reviews
The river. The blood. His tears slowly stopping, soaking into rough white cotton. A voice much like his own, so soft it was barely audible; soothing hands stroking his back. "Ssh, King... it's all gonna be okay." HichiIchi ; Yaoi/Fluff
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Memories of Nodbody II reviews
A continuation of Bleach: Memories of Nobody. Senna is attending high school with Rukia, Ichigo, and the rest. No pairings. Canon, not AU/Alternate Universe. Rated Teen for fanfiction, dissection, and Algebra 4.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008
