If you see all the animals running towards one direction, follow them.

If it creeps up quietly, it probably eats loudly.

You are an Opportunistic Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most Compatible with: Clueless Uke.

Least Compatible with: Badass Uke.

Clever and charming, the Opportunist Seme knows just how to move in and capture the attention of a potential partner. Manipulative and somewhat selfish, this Seme isn't beyond stirring up a little mischief or confusion to get what they want. Luckily for those who don't catch on to their schemes, this Seme personality isn't into a lot of drama or hurt feelings, so their trickery is usually balanced out by the gift of their charismatic presence. And although they tend to have devious and somewhat materialistic ways - and you never really know just what they are plotting next - it's really all in good fun, as once they find the right person, they actually make very kind and caring partners.

The Opportunist Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

Japanese Element: Water

Chinese Zodiac: Monkey

Color: Emerald Green

Fruit: Apple

Dessert: Rum Cake

Theme Song: Game by Seki Toshihiko

HEY EVERYBODY!! A SPECIAL NOTE FROM AYAME HERE!

Well those who've read my Dark Days fic will know that I'll be out of my house in...about a day and a half! I'm so excited, but at the same time, it means I'll have absolutely no internet for a good half a year. That means what wasn't updated before has even longer to be updated. And Dark Days, which I was getting into again, will have a long wait. But the reason for my move is that, as I mentioned before, I'm finally-FINALLY-moving to Texas, after this go-between phase of a few months left here living with family. So hopefully once all this is done I'll be back writing by fall of this year!

~Ayame

Okay, so, of course, I'm Hichigomate!! Yes! Don't I wish. :(

You can just call me Ayame though! Or, if you know me from rp-ikkou, then you can call me Lirin-chan!

My Gaia account: Holy Lirin-chan ... if you ever want to chat, just hit me up sometime; I check it almost every day!

New Stories That I Want To Write, But I Haven't Got The Time To Get Around To Them Yet, And I Want To Finish The Others First:

Untitled-A Naruto Fic-Kyuubixunknown

Nobody knows the struggle Naruto faces each day just to live his life, just to survive to pretend around those who think they know him best. What if, one day, he decided to give up the fight? If his body just shut down and he slipped into a coma? Would anyone be there to save him? Would he want to be saved? Enter Kyuubi, who knows Naruto like no other and feels an unexpected remorse for the crimes he committed against his will. He offers two switch places with Naruto; he become the controller and Naruto sleep deeply in his mind, untroubled by the uncaring people of the world. How will the people of Konoha react to this monster on the loose who wears a sheep's clothing? Will they try to destroy him as he wears the face of their hero? Or will Gaara and the other Jinchuuriki be able to convince him that this is best, the simplest way for Naruto's mind to heal after a lifetime of mental assault?

Ooooh, I sooooo wanna do this soon! Actually, I've sorta already started it, but I'll probably change it whenever I get around to posting it. It seems soo fun to write!

Tsukiko-A Twilight Fic-Normal Pairings

Carlisle and Esme take their three adopted sons and move to Alaska to escape a vampire hunter. Edward Cullen goes to volunteer at the Alaskan Rehab Center, for wildlife people, and meets Bella Swan, who's worked there all her life. Emmett works at the hiking agency, and literally runs into Rosalie, best friend of Bella and Alice and long-lost twin of Jasper. Alice, who spends her days making very fashionable clothes for the people who come to their neck of the woods, which is many miles outside of the real town, finds Jasper traversing the shoreline one night. In the beautiful Alaskan summer, there's romance in the air. But are the Cullen men safe here, or will the vampire hunters catch them, and get to their women?

Hm, that was unexpected too. Well, it certainly sounds interesting. To me, anyway.

Green Stripes-A Misc. Book Story: It takes the man Rictor from the Marjorie M. Lui books.

Rictor has spent his life in metaphorical chains, controlled by the l'araignee. But, Artur and Elena saved him from her, and he recieved all of his powers back. But then, after doing a favor for Amiri, he became mortal, something he hated. Now, he worked to get his powers back. He planned to search the earth, trying to ignore the thougths that came to him, the only power he hadn't lost. But then, in the midst of his search, he finds her. She is one of the shape-shifters, a tiger with white fur. But she is rare, and ostracized because she is different. She has no stripes. Rictor knows instinctively that she can help him, but will she be able to trust him after so many in her life have tried to kill her?

I love Rictor, so I would love to write this story. But we'll see.

My Favorite Pairings:

Naruto: Naruto x Gaara, Itachi x Naruto, Sasuke x Naruto x Gaara, Sasuke x Naruto, Shikamaru x Gaara, Gaara x Hinata, Deidara x Sasori, Itachi x Deidara, Pein x Konan, Hidan x Kakuzu, Kakashi x Naruto

Deathnote: L x Light, L x Ryuk

Bleach: Byakuya x Ichigo, Ichigo x Renji, Ichigo x Hitsugaya, Ichigo x Grimmjow, Gin x Hitsugaya, Ichigo x Ogichi/Hichigo, Ichigo x Urahara, Ichigo x Chad

Tales of Symphonia: Lloyd x Zelos, Presea x Regal, Zelos x Sheena, Kratos x Raine, Yggdrasil x Lloyd

Kingdom Hearts: Zexion x Any, Demyx x Any, Zexion x Larxene, Riku x Sora, Roxas x Namine, Roxas x Axel, Axel x Any

Gakuan Heaven: King x Keita, Niwa x VP student council

Juvenile Orion: Kaname x Mana, Itsuki x Kaname, Tomonori x Tsukasa, Itsuki x Mana, Tsukasa x Any, Kuga x Kaoru, Kuga x Mana, Kuga x Kaname

Inuyasha: Sesshoumaru x Kagome, Inuyasha x Sango, Sugimi/Toga x Kagome, Sesshoumaru x Older Rin, Shippo x Rin, Sesshoumaru x Older Shippo, Miroku x Sesshoumaru, Miroku x Sango

Saiyuki: Sanzo x Goku, Gojyo x Hakkai, Konzen x Goku, Hakkai x Goku, Homura x Goku, Koukaji x Goku, Yaone x Hakkai, Koukaiji x Yaone, Dougan x Houran

Chrono Crusade: Chrono x Rossette

Fruits Basket: Shigure x Ayame, Ayame x Hatori, Older Kisa x Haru, Haru x Rin, Tohru x Kyo, Kyo x Haru, Tohru x Haru

Demon Ororon: Ororon x Chiaki, Lika x Shiro, Othello x Lika

Alice 19: Alice x Kyo, Kyo x Frey, Frey x Alice, The First Lotus Master x Alice, First Lotus Master x Nyozeka

Skip Beat: Ren x Kyoko

Prince of Tennis: Tezuka x Ryoma, Fuji x Tezuka, Kaidoh x Inui, Kaidoh x Ryoma, The Golden Pair

My Favorite Quotes:

"Sorry, can't chat right now, I'm ploting your demise...you can say anything you want, but by the time I get back... you'll probably be dead. -.-"

"I see the light... and IT BURNS!!"

"The hardest burden to bear is loneliness, because there's no one to help you carry it."

Committing Suicide is like saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit!"

"I knew they picked the wrong guy for this job!" Demyx - KH

I lay on my bed and look up at the stars and I wonder...where the HECK is my ceiling?!

"I'm just a girl who's too sad to give a fuck."

"We're not retreating; we're advancing in a different direction!"

"YAOISM SHOULD BE A RELIGION!"

"I am a man of many words...I just choose not to use them."

"I have a desire to be great but I don't have much motivation...A bad combination."

"Tobi is a good boy!!"

"Nobody controls me. I'm uncontrollable. The only one who can control me is me, and that's just barely possible."

"That makes me very angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset...people DIE!!"

Itachi - "Kisame, is that you? Pass me a slice." Kakuzu - "WTF?! GET YOUR HAND OFF MY FACE, YOU BLIND PIECE OF @#!!" - gejimayo,

"I am a naturally nice person, but if you crack me the wrong way, I can be as evil as hell~! Have a nice day~! --"

"It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eyeball...Then it's like...HEY! FREE EYEBALL!!"

"Only a foolish fool from the land of fools could think something so foolishly foolish."

"Don't deprive me of my addictions or I'll kill you. Seriously, I will kill you." - Ze lovely Moi.

"If it rusts, it can never be trusted
If its owner fails to control it, it will cut him
Yes, pride is...
Like a blade."

"When life gives me lemons. I sqwish them in my eyes to see if it stings. And when they do I run in circles screaming."

"Therapists are evil. If you seperate the word, you get 'the rapist.' Don't go to therapy."

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this, But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try, I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could, Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true, And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

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Beaten:My name is Tiffany.

I am three, My eyes are swollen. I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While I lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do Is pass this on!

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Her name was Auroura, she was only five: this is what happened when she was alive. Her dad was a drunk, her mom was an addict. Her parents kept her locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear. It was old and worn out and had patches of hair. She always talked to it when no one's around. She lays there and hugs it, not a peep of sound. Until her parents unlock the door; some more and more pain she'll have to endure. A bruise on her leg, a scar on her face; why would she be in such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, and softly crys. She loves her parents, but they want her to die. She sits in the corner, quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is my life always sinking?" Such a bad life for a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten for anything she did. Then one night, her mom came home high. The poor child was hit and slapped as hours went by. Then her mom suddenly grabbed for a blade; it was sharp and pointy, one that she made. She thrusted the blade right in her chest, "You deserve to die, you worthless pest!" The mom walked out, leaving the girl slowly dying. She grabbed her bear And again started crying. Police showed up at the small little house. They quickly barged in; everything was as quiet as a mouse. One officer slowly opened a door to find the sad little girl Lying on the floor. It must have been bad, to go through so much harm; but at least she died with her best friend in her arms.

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