Name: Amanda

Age: 24

Location: Wisconsin

Sex: female

Asparitions: To open my own new age spa and dabble in a bit of ghost hunting/folklore research. I'm a pervert and a nerd at heart.

About me: I tend to pick one character on a show that I really like and whore them out to everyone. I don't know why, shit just happens. I enjoy being lazy, not getting stuff done, thinking of stories I'm too lazy to update/write, and playing with my ungreatful ferrets. I enjoy shota, but I loathe real children. Nasty little vermin.

Likes: yaoi, anime, reading, writing, gay porn, shota, blond-ukes, ferrets.

Dislikes: heat, bugs, summer, children, pedophiles (and yet i like shota... go figure), country music, and the color pink.

Warnings: Madds-sama is prone to writing explicit and not so explicit male/male sex scenes. if this makes you squirmy, don't read. If it makes you sick, don't read. It it makes you all giggly inside, feel free to read. : )

Other Possible Warnings for fics: Cannibalism, Incest, Rape, Minor Relationships, Shota, Pedophilia, Mind Fucking, Possible Beastiality if it involves Kyuubi-sama. Lemons, Limes, Violence, OOC-ness.

Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever, own any of the characters presented in the following stories (unless stated otherwise).

A side note about my Naruto stories: Yeah, so, do to my rage at the series at the moment, I probably won't be updating them anytime soon, so concider them on permanent hiatus.