In which Pansy tricks Draco into accompanying her on her date with Ginny. Needless to say, had Draco known Ginny would, in turn, bring Potter along, he would have just stayed home.

HPDM Slash. Fluff & Humour! Draco and Harry may not be exactly the same, they’re probably completely different. But like two pieces of a jigsaw, that are rarely the same shape, they're perfect for each other.

Eleven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is approached one evening at the Three Broomsticks by Draco Malfoy, who claims that thanks to the publication of Harry's official biography, everybody in the wizarding world has come up with a very interesting theory about the two of them.

Sherlock is Sherlock and John is a bookshop employee. Who even needs wikipedia anymore? Previously named: "A bookshop AU".

In which Sherlock Holmes is a nightmare, John Watson loves (almost) every minute of it, and the terms of ownership are negotiated via a rather roundabout path. Rated NC-17 for sexual content, violence, language, self-harm, references to drug use, and power dynamics. Oh-so-very Johnlock. Complete. Second work in my Conductivity series (after "The Most Luminous of People").

In anticipation for The Hobbit film, I took inspiration from Benedict's and Martin's subsequent appearances and wrote this piece, combining the best of both worlds and characters. The seemingly insignificant hobbit Johnbo Watgins ventures into the lair of a dragon by orders of the dwarven king only to discover a startling surprise by gaining a deductive-loving friend along the way.

They study each other's bodies, through careful touches and kisses, the slide of skin on skin. And maybe this is something like love. / S/J established relationship. One-shot.

Sherlock's not a dead man anymore, and John doesn't know what to do with that information, at all. / S/J-ish, post-Hiatus, reunion.

"Sherlock Holmes would rather have the truth." Or, the one where young!Sherlock casts a spell to find a friend, and then meets John some years later. / S & J friendship, pining. One-shot.

Forgive this quick, single draft, obligatory Halloween fic. It serves no real purpose except I felt like I had to write something for this nice little holiday.

Mycroft attempts to convince Gregory that a change is necessary.

Post-Reichenbach. One Shot. Sherlock's thoughts watching John at his grave. Stands alone but a companion to Dare Not.

John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at

John helps Sherlock overcome past scars. Slash.

Draco hasn't been seeking refuge in religion, just in London's most famous church. The fact that it's on the daily route of Britain's most famous Auror is total coincidence, he's really there for the music.

Harry Potter is absolutely certain Draco Malfoy did not murder Pansy Parkinson. He's almost absolutely certain he can prove this without sacrificing his career and having them both hauled up before the Wizengamot.

"An invisible red thread connects those destined to meet, regardless of time, place, or circumstances. The thread may stretch or tangle, but never break." - Ancient Chinese Proverb

ONE-SHOT. On occasion, a bit of violence is just what the doctor ordered. Pre-Reich. R/R s'il vous plait!

The return is preceded by messages and ghosts. / Post-Reichenbach, reunion!fic. Sequel of sorts to "Man of Reasons" and "The Reasonable Man", but works as standalone.

It's a game about touching but Sherlock doesn't quite realise just how far it will go...Whoops, porn without plot written to a prompt given to me by a friend. Enjoy.

John Watson and Sherlock Holmes go on holiday, and Sherlock has romance on the brain. Johnlock fluff.

A miscellaneous collection of John/Sherlock drawls; anything from angst to fluff to general hysteria with varying ratings. Updated with the consistency of Mycroft's dieting plans.

Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.

"When Sherlock comes back, everything becomes all right again." ...yeah. If only. / Reunion!fic with misunderstandings, post-Reichenbach.

A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

John and Sherlock are at a wedding. Sherlock's not enjoying himself in the slightest. That is, until John asks him to slow dance with him. Johnlock. Post-Reichenbach. Pure, shameless fluff.

There are reasons why kissing John Watson would be a bad idea. / Pining!Sherlock. Pre-series through TRF. Followed by "The Reasonable Man" and "In Absentia".

Sherlock and John try out being "friends with benefits." It was nice, for a bit.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

Sherlock and John share a moment curled up in bed with their newborn son.

John is upset when Sherlock sends him home while they are on a case. What he figures out is that there was more than one reason for it.

In which John and Sherlock share a coat.

Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.

A game of Cluedo is played. Someone cheats. / S/J-ish. Fluff/humour.

When Sherlock hears that "love is an endless mystery", he concludes that falling in love would mean he'll never be bored again, and begins an internet dating mission. John follows from date to date, hoping he'll see that his ideal man is closer to home.

Sherlock teaches John how to ballroom dance. Just some fluff with a dash of pre-slash

John and Sherlock have managed to lock themselves in a murderer's basement. No windows, phone signal or light switch. Not good. Sherlock however sees this is the perfect time to uncover the cause of John's 'angst'. Is he prepared for the discovery?

or Two Men Who got Stuck in a Wardrobe and Came out of the Closet "Christ! What-...!" Lestrade yelped. "That was my umbrella, I swear!" Mycroft exclaimed, mortified. You can imagine what's going on. :p

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.

Contrary to popular belief, Sherlock is actually quite fond of the multitude of pet-names John has for him.

Post TGG, sort of pre ASIB. Bad dreams. Best friends. Just a drabble-ish fic of Sherlock and John caring about each other.

Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash

Sherlock notices that the flat is completely void of milk. He decides to tell John.

Sherlock's knee rests gently against John's under the table. John wonders if it means anything. Surely not. After all, it's Sherlock.

Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.

By all accounts, it shouldn't have happened at all. Oneshot, Johnlock

Lestrade visits Baker Street, only to hear Sherlock and John doing something he really shouldn't be eavesdropping in on. Crack/oneshot.

"Sorry to spoil your date. -SH" One way Sherlock and John could have got together.

Sherlock is bored and suggests playing pirates with John. A story filled with mild Johnlock, wine and fake bearded jellyfish.

Johnlock, fluffy hurt/comfort slash. Sherlock gets himself in a sticky situation, John comes to save him. High school AU, sexy boys in uniform! Rated for language.

Sherlock/John. John's display of affection comes out of the blue. Or does it? It's possible Sherlock's been a complete twat.

In which Sherlock is fascinated by John's injury

"He'd been anticipating this meeting for a long time – almost before The Fall. He knew how it would play out, too. John would punch him, obviously. John was a soldier: the physical violence was inevitable." A reunion fic.

In which there is a brief argument over a skull. / S/J-ish. Fluff. One-shot.

John seems to have unusual mobility for a shoulder wound… Just a random snippet that came into my mind, set after TGG. Largely gen, but could be interpreted as pre-slash.

One day, John is going say 'no'. To Sherlock's surprise, it doesn't happen the way he expects. / S/J-ish. One-shot.

Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.

SHERLOCK HOLMES HAS ALWAYS PUSHED PEOPLE AWAY BUT NOW WILL HIS FEELINGS FINALLY CUM SEE WHAT I DID THERE TO TEH SURFACE BUT IS IT FOR WATSON OR MORIARTY OR MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE AND ENGLAND IS FACING ITS GREATEST THREAT YET... MOTHRA RATED M FOR EMOTIONS

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013

Sherlock struggles through the last moments of John's life. Established S/J.

Sherlock leaves for a case without John. These are the texts they send. Eventual Sherlock/John.

He does have a heart. And it's walking around right in front of him. Sherlock/John. COMPLETED!

"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."

Tony is enlisted to help Steve Rogers acclimate to the modern world. Expect humor, friendship, muted drama, and page after page of awkward conversations. As of now, slash if you squint.

HPDM slash. Draco is the leader of a powerful group of vampires. Harry is their Ministry appointed negotiator. Cue a series of monthly meetings, arguments- and eventually something else. COMPLETE.

Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.

John is relentlessly pursued by a coworker, which all leads to an inevitable revelation by Sherlock. How will John react to this? Sherlock/John Slash complete .

Sherlock's undone bowtie prompts John to do something very inappropriate at a formal function

Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.

To first make a cup of tea, you must have a tea pot unfortunately the last time John saw the tea pot it was filled with hazardous waste. Comic gen

John and Sherlock run into some of John's old army mates whose prejudices test Sherlock's patience.

John goes away for 5 days and Sherlock has some separation issues. PWP. Rated very M.

In which a homeless child follows Sherlock home one day, and he isn't as heartless as one might think. Established S/J

The prompt at Sherlock Flashfic was "The Case of the Experiment Gone Wrong." Perseverance is essential to the scientific method.

Sherlock needs cooling off. John needs Sherlock. Can they come to an agreement?

Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.

Dating, it seemed achieved the impossible: simultaneously a very dull and very risky endeavor. Sherlock had no taste for it. light slash

Mycroft doesn't want Lestrade to leave just yet.

It's been eight years since Harry last saw Malfoy, and it's safe to say that nothing is the same. After all, who would have expected Harry to be running a wildly successful bakery and Malfoy to have somehow morphed into a pleasant human being?

A bit of early relationship Valentine's Day fluff. John makes Sherlock breakfast.

Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.

"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship." Light/preslash if you squint.

Mycroft Holmes never knew that appearance of DI Lestrade in his life would bring so many changes. The last change was Mycroft realizing how important every little change was and how many of them were to follow, each making him happier.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.

He thinks it's in trouble, his poor heart. Written for the 2011 Summer of Sherlock Sherlockmas.

After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence

After the war, the last thing Harry wants is to be a celebrity. Pursued, he seeks refuge in the last place people would look and tries to make a difference there. And then he runs into the Malfoys in Tesco's … H/D, mentions of OCs' drug rehab

Draco Malfoy tried so hard not to give in to temptation. / H/D slash, one-shot, epilogue acknowledged and promptly discarded.

- "Why do you keep sneaking out of here when I'm sleeping? Like I'm some one night stand you're ashamed of?" - Harry has to figure out what he wants before Draco gets sick of waiting.

Just a little Mycroft/Lestrade fluff with an added bonus.

"Do you really think Potter is capable of hating you for loving him?" Years after the War, Harry's life changed. Three children and a funeral later, Draco finds him scrambling to keep his life from falling apart. Harry/Draco Slash. IN PROGRESS!

during the three years of the Great Hiatus, Sherlock never bothered to cut his hair. slash, S/J. written for a prompt over at sherlockbbckinkmeme. warnings: some angst, implied mental problems, slash, hair philosophy.

Harry's convinced Draco Malfoy is a Veela. Why else would Harry find himself suddenly attracted to Malfoy? Ron and Hermione are convinced Harry's bonkers, and do their best to prevent any damage. But when the DA gets involved, things start to go awry.

Conclusion of the Incident series, a story in limerick verse, set on New Year's Eve - Harry and Draco try to have a secret, romantic night out...

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

John's never been to the opera before. This one isn't what he'd expected. Written for the Sherlock Flashfic challenge, The Case of the Half Truth.

The five times Sherlock helped John deal with memories of the war, and the one time John helped Sherlock. Requested fic. Rated for my own safety. John/Sherlock established relationship.

While spending the night in a hotel, Sherlock and John find themselves without condoms. Sherlock innovates.

Parody of the first episode. In style of Star Trek 'fivers'... Mostly crack.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

Mycroft helps Sherlock cope with mental overload. Prompt fill.

the other side of the sotry. What does Sherlock think of John's reaction to his possessiveness?

After an incident in the supermarket, Sherlock and John are advised to attend a joint therapy session, but the therapist may be the one needing therapy after meeting Sherlock Holmes! One-shot.

The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...

John explores the narrow boundaries of Sherlock's sexuality. SLASH.

The Malfoys have always hated the Potters, and the Potters have always hated the Malfoys. At least that's what Scorpius Malfoy always thought until he caught his father kissing Mr. Potter. A next gen birthday fic for rmhale. Slash. Rated M.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

A week after the events of "The Great Game", Sherlock returns to 221B Baker Street to find it empty.

When Sirius' mother dies, he must marry to collect on his inheritance! What shenanigans will follow? Read and find out! SS/SB

Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. Luckily for Draco Malfoy, London has places where the tired can rest and recover

Severus and Sirius' love affair was just as violent and nasty between the sheets as it was in the outside world. Yes, hatred is the perfect breeding ground for love.

Harry has promised he won't upset the new head of Magical Creatures. Even if it is Draco Malfoy. When three centaur foals appear in Cumbria, all too close to Muggles, Harry's promise is thoroughly tested. Not to mention his equestrian skills.

John/Sherlock. It's when John doesn't run as fast as Sherlock remembered that he first thinks the word "retirement".

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.

1870's. A lighthouse keeper is content with the solitary life he leads until a shipwreck washes ashore a remarkable young man. As the keeper cares for the man, his own will to start living again rejuvenates. AU, Non-Magic, Harry/Draco

When John is 17, he wishes goblins would come take his annoying little sister away.

"I'll tell you what, babe - I'll let you go. Both of you even. If you shoot your pet."/ Set precisely after TGG. Moriarty gives an ultimatum. Sherlock makes a confession and does what he must. John loses himself somewhere between truth and lie. Slash.

John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Harry thinks Malfoy is acting weirdly, Draco thinks it's all Harry's fault, Hermione thinks they're both idiots, and Ron thinks that unless Malfoy stops making him late for breakfast, there's going to be trouble. Harry/Draco pointlessness.

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL EPISODE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Sherlock has not backed off. Moriarty follows through on his threat.

John/Sherlock. You can't die, don't be so predictable.

AU fic - slash - unconnected to any of my previous stories. Lestrade notices John behaving oddly at a crime scene. Unfortunately so does Mycroft. What is it about the people living at 221B? Rating gone up due to chapter 3 - read the warning!

Holding hands shouldn't be this hard. Oneshot

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

John rescues an abandoned puppy, and 221b has to adjust to their new occupant. or: how they got Gladstone. John & Sherlock, frienship/gen, pure fluff.

The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.

Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.

John wakes up married. Sherlock wonders what took him so long. Slash but not at all graphic.

Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.

"Why didn't you call? Do you have ANY idea what I just went through!" Sherlock doesn't call John when the flat explodes. John is displeased. Written for the LiveJournal kinkmeme. Hard slash.

From the kinkmeme prompt: "It's ridiculous to sleep when the weather is this loud." J/S.

HPDMHP "Save a dance for me tonight, Potter!" It's Halloween at Hogwarts. With the help of a devious Ginny, and none from a pining Ron, Harry's in for an intersting ball. "For once, just be selfish and channel that Gryffindor courage and snog him."

Sherlock faces the greatest challenge he's ever known – finding out who's responsible for leaving the toilet seat up. Johnlock slash one-shot.

Five things Draco hates, but secretly loves, about Potter.

The first thing Harry heard upon arriving was shouting in the kitchen. HPDM. EWE.

Draco Malfoy needs a job! When the position of P.A/secretary to hot shot solicitor Harry Potter, senior partner of the prestigious lawfirm 'Aurors', falls into his lap - How can he possibly say no to it. Slash, non magic, AU

John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.

The first time that John cooks dinner for Sherlock is almost the last. Fortunately, Sherlock is really quite observant. Inspired by John's reference in "The Great Game" to there being some leftover risotto in the fridge

Written preDH: Draco's angry that Harry has missed their lunch date and perhaps their only chance to be together - chaos at Harry's workplace ensues. Warnings: Cheese, OOCnes & Mature Adult Content *coughsmutcough* ;P I hope you enjoy it anyway!

...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.

A tiny ficlet written for Jamie2109 in response to the 'Sometimes I dream' challenge line, written preHBP, and if you squint it could almost be taken as a sort of addition to my other fic 'Friend Like Me'.

It's a very special St Valentine's day and Draco's sulking because no one wuvs him - aww ; Silly ficlet, written preHBP

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

Harry's a Quidditch player who runs across Draco working in a quiet bookshop on the end of Diagon Alley. A low-key, no-fuss romance.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Al's dad told him that Slytherin was all right, and that means it isn't fair how people treat them. Al's realized he has to fix this.

SB/SS with a little SB/RL fan service in the first chapter. Written per request for my Beta. Will she like it? Read and find out!

No matter how he tries to rationalize it, the fact remains that Draco can't help keeping tabs on Potter. Harry/Draco-ish.

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

Over crumpets, Narcissa Malfoy enjoys rather compromising Muggle stories concerning the timeless love between her son and Harry Potter. Deathly Hallows compliant.

One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*

Harry knows he has some very important questions to ask Malfoy. Being drunk just makes the whole thing easier. 'Are you nefarious' 'Yes. And dastardly. Incredibly dastardly.' Harry/Draco, alcohol. And hopefully a little humour.

Albus/Scorpius SLASH. Oneshot. Al and Scorpius are best friends. Scorpius gets a girlfriend. Al is jealous. Al gets a girlfriend. Scorpius is jealous. FLANGST. Girlfriends are dumped. TRUE LOVE. Lots of fluffy, angsty randomness on the way. Typical ASS.

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

For WiseDraco's Birthday. H/D. "And he told me that he loved me, too." NonMagic.

Letting go of the past isn't always easy.

Can Harry come to terms with both Draco and his werewolf form? And more importantly, can Draco come to terms with it? Warnings for explicit adult content.

Draco has trouble expressing himself to a clueless Harry that doesn't want to listen. Set in Second Year. Oneshot.

Jim Kirk is in love with his first officer, but everyone hits on Spock, except him. What happens when he's finally had enough of just watching?

At the top of the stairs, I'd stand, pretending to be the king of the world, swivel my hips and giggle at how my tiny penis bounced around."

Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Harry has built a new life for himself in Florida. Draco is the journalist who stumbles into it.

Harry'd spent seventeen years ignoring a few rather uncomfortable facts about himself, and he'd been quite happy doing just that. Obviously Malfoy would be the one to pop every bubble Harry'd ever built.

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Don't judge a person 'til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Draco has a Muggle Studies project, and he needs Potter's shoes. Warning: Possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever written. D/H

Of all the possible ways he could die Draco never would have thought a single olive would lead to his demise. But when he is offered a second chance at life he eagerly accepts. Too bad his second chance comes with an unexpected condition.

It's a sunny Sunday and Harry's stuck in the library writing a Transfiguration essay due in 24 hours. He just can't seem to concentrate! AU 7th year, Hogwarts-Era, PWP, slash, uberfluff, somewhat dubcon oral sex. What has Harry gotten himself into?

This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.

As usual, Draco's date does not go well...Crack!fic one-shot

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Draco is introduced to Harry’s love of fruit flavoured Muggle concoctions in a tale that Mills & Boon would be reluctant to tell. A little bit of humour, a little bit of flangst, and far too much snarky Draco. HarryDraco SLASH

Harry isn't quite sure how to behave after sex. 'But, you know, don’t we need to have some sort of awkward-almost fight about whether or not you stay the night, first?’ Rated T for mentions of our boys having sex. Harry/Draco.

Back at Hogwarts for a belated seventh year, Draco Malfoy discovers a mirror that sees too much. Ironically, Harry Potter then discovers Draco, and also sees too much. Stupid stalking git.

A short PWP. Harry and Draco amuse themselves on a rainy day

Harry and Draco go in separate directions after a short career as Unspeakables. Many years later, Harry is writing his autobiography - or trying to. Draco needs something new in his life and moves to the Muggle world, where he falls in love with cars. H/D

Tomorrow is the day when Draco will be released from Azkaban. Harry Potter has been desperately waiting. Complete. HP/DM

Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.

A humourous look at Harry's attempt to get a simple cup of coffee. One shot

Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.

Draco understands madness. He's in love with Potter, after all.

Sequel to A Light in the Shadows, the last in the Birthday Gift story arc. Harry resolves to tell Draco about Leo, but Draco has a few surprises of his own to share. Warning for mpreg non-graphic, slash and explicit sexual content.

It was a fine, beautiful, sunny day when Albus Potter stumbled on his father and Draco Malfoy in bed together. Complete. HP/DM

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

Harry and Draco go on a date. OMG, there is no mature adult content! What is wrong with me? I'll work on that.

Asteria Greengrass has a love potion and Draco is her target, but the outcome is very unexpected – well, not to everyone. ;- Harry/Draco slash.

-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-

AU "I. Hate. Superheroes" Murata knew Wolfram didn't mean it, of course. The blond would rant about Yuuri rescuing everyone. And Yuuri probably secretly liked being ranted at. Murata had weird friends. Two-shot

“It’s not a love potion; it induces boils if it’s swallowed.” “Boils, love, same difference.” To WiseDraco for her birthday.

Sometimes losers can be winners. Written for week one of the ass carnival.

After the final battle, Harry and Draco search for peace. Written for LJ's Speed Pronz Challenge write a pic from a prompt in two hours only . First H/D - be gentle.

Harry and Ron are forced to share a dormitory with Draco and Goyle. The Slytherins grow on them. Harry/Draco with hints of Ron/Hermione.

Sequel Posted: HPDM SLASH! This is an account of what 'really' goes on in Harry Potter's bed at night, as told by... Ron, Neville, Seamus and Dean, Hermione, Luna, Mr. Filch, Colin, and Professor Snape.

Harry is Madame Pomfrey's apprentice and Draco is sick. Features Oblivious!Harry and Crushing!Draco because they're my favourite . Probably complete fluff. Not HBP or DH compliant.

At King's Cross, 19 years after Voldemort's death, Draco Malfoy nodded curtly at Harry Potter. Contrary to popular belief, the nod wasn't the result of a sense of obligatory politeness—there were 19 reasons for that nod. Stop b/f epilogue for happy ending

HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.

Wolfram and his men were ambushed and Wolfram's gone missing, but Yuuri isn't too worried; his Wimp Senses tell him he doesn't have to.

Reunions were supposed to be sweet and gentle, not animalistic and rough. Then again, they're very, very happy to see each other. SLASH

Harry tries to put his life back together after the fall of Voldemort, but it’s more complicated than he thought. And he hadn’t counted on war changing everything around him so much. H/D slash. Spoilers. NOT epilogue compliant!

As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.

Harry is a demon with a mission. His assignment? To locate and retrieve his target before he runs out of time or irreparable damage is done to the mortal plane. HPDM Slash

Like father like son, they say, and Scorpius Malfoy hates that saying with a vengeance. Which is why he cannot be gay, not even for Al. Albus Severus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy

Home is a world filled with funerals, a girlfriend who can't bear the sight of you, and people who are convinced you came back from the dead. Bugger it, even Australia sounds good.

DM/HP slash. AU Dirty Fairytale. Nobleman Draco Malfoy stumbles onto a faerie glade and his life changes when he meets a Nix named Harry. Written as a request by my dear reviewer Chris Imagination444

HP/DM slash.Draco steals a time turner and goes back to the time of his ancestors, finding his ancient relative in love with the Potter of that time. Can Draco avoid his new feelings toward Harry or is History destined to repeat itself?

Harry and Draco are looking for a flat in Muggle London, but nothing seems to please Harry. H/D

Not many people knew that Draco Malfoy liked climbing trees. But only trees that allowed him to watch without being seen. Harry/Draco

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Draco's drunk at a party; Harry's much too noble to take advantage. Really.

You know the plot of that book right? Here it is again only a bit faster! A parody in script form.

Sequel, of sorts, to 'I refuse,' though can be read seperatly. Draco has a showdown with his eyes.

Scorpius's life has been shaped by New Year's Eve parties and Albus. Albus Severus/Scorpius, one-shot

Harry stands up to his genitals.

For two lives full of turmoil and hate deserve a moment of nothing but pure joy. SLASH HPDM

Draco definitely should have yelled or thrown something at Potter’s head or something, because it was clear that he, Draco, was much more suited to the role of Harry Potter’s eye candy than Snape was. A love potion backfires on Harry in Potions. One-shot.

Harry's feeling harassed. SLASH HPDM

Harry wonders why he can't stop thinking about a certain blond; Draco wonders why he's been doomed to fall for a straight Gryffindor. A one-shot romance. Sweet and fluffy with humor thrown throughout. SLASH! EDITED 8/29/11

This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...

Harry wants to converse with Draco. Draco thinks Harry's gone 'round the bend. HPDM. Set after Deathly Hallows, but not compliant with the epilogue.

He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.

Harry and Draco have settled into a comfortable, if not unexpected life after the war. Then a letter from Molly Weasley changes everything. Adult!Harry and Draco. Slash. Mpreg, hopefully believable. Please review. CH 5 Lemons.

Sirius has to apologize to Severus before they can work together. A 100th reviewer prompt from Snapegirl over at Potions & Snitches.

Draco Malfoy has hit rock bottom. What will it take for him to crawl out of the hole he's found himself in? Perhaps helping the Savior of the Wizarding World, who's in even worse shape than Draco is. HPDM.

Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.

It's clear the Auror trainees need to learn to trust each other.

Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again. Flangst, Draco Malfoy's character study. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

Auror Harry Potter is getting a new partner; one that thinks ‘outside the box’ and apparently outside the species too.

Fred and George visit the castle to have breakfast with some of their favorite people. Things start going down: secrets are spilled, loves confessed, and murderous intentions known. Sounds like quite the morning.

Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things? HPDM,SSRL Slash. Complete.

Harry is kidnapped and has to contend with a drunk and nostalgic Lucius Malfoy while he awaits rescue. Short and silly. Slash implied.

First Christmas after the War. Once again, Sirius and Severus meet in the vicinity of the Whomping Willow. Slash SB/SS.

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

One hundred letters, written back and forth between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy over the course of twenty-five years.

H/D, Harry and Draco have to buy each other gifts for a Secret Santa exchange. Wackiness ensues.

Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.

HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE

Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Draco is innocently wandering the corridors when he stumbles on a meeting of an underground Harry Potter fan club, and recruited into it against his will. However, he soon realizes he doesn't mind some aspects of the club...such as spying on Potter. HPDM

DH SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. Harry is surprised when Draco Malfoy appears at Ron and Hermione's wedding, but not as surprised as he's going to be. Oneshot.

HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.

Yuuri still hadn’t exactly gotten around to telling people about Wolfram. A bit of a oneshot. A bit of a PWP. Warning: Strong MaleMale interaction. Yaoi. YuuriWolfram

Le Obscure Prompt War Me verses Cheryl Dyson see my favourite authors Four obscure prompts per fic, HarryDraco pairing, some random crap prompted, a 1500 word limit and as many rounds as needed until someone cries 'give! Who shall win!

Oneshot. Draco Malfoy washes Harry Potter's dishes at three o'clock in the morning and contemplates their relationship. HPDM SLASH, Deathly Hallow spoilers!

The War in full swing, Harry draws upon his knowledge of ballroom dancing to save him from boredom. When Draco steps in to teach, the two must learn when to lead and when to follow. Complete.

This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!

Draco's contribution to the war effort is ethically questionable. Humour

Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.

Complete! The harrowing adventures of coming to terms with first love in Shin Makoku, complicated slightly by assassins, nefarious plots, family, bear bees, and adolescence. Wolfram/Yuuri.

Wizards can get pregnant Harry thinks he should have been informed COMPLETE,MM,MPreg,Oneshot

DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE

Harry never meant to…but he was glad he did. SLASH HPDM. Mentions of Mpreg.

Postwar, postHogwarts: Harry and Draco meet up at a Ministry celebration, and wackiness ensues. Pairing: HarryDraco

All dogs, as everybody well knows, go to heaven. Severus Snape doesn't seem to be so lucky. Or is he?

Draco finds out he's an incubus at the same time Harry gets up the nerve to tell him he likes him as more than a friend. How can Harry find out what's wrong and convince him that his feelings are real in time to save Draco from himself?

YuuriWolfram, postseries, oneshot. On the day that Greta becomes engaged, Yuuri and Wolfram are forced to examine their relationship over the years.

HD. Non magic. When Draco moves into his new apartment, the last thing he expects is for the spirit of the apartment's previous owner to start haunting him. Even though Draco's convinced that Harry's dead, Harry doesn't quite believe that... COMPLETE.

Draco sees a chance to change the course of his longstanding history with Harry. But since the events of the Yule Ball, someone's been watching, and they're not going to let anything change at all. Sequel to Games and Forfeits. HPDM hints, Movie!Verse.

At the Yule Ball, Harry finds himself playing the same old games with Malfoy. But this time, the game's not quite the same, and there just might be more than pride on the line. HPDM suggestions, Movie!Verse GoF

Romance and love were nothing but fairy tales told to small children so that they grew up and had a reason to procreate. It didn’t really exist. A HarryDraco romance that shows that sometimes it is true love.

Draco Malfoy's grocery shopping is interrupted by a lonely Harry Potter. And, as they soon discover, loneliness can warp your sense of time and reason. HD slash.

Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH

Everybody’s favorite ‘grumpy bugger’ discovers the value and the cost of doing the right thing. Takes place about a year after the events of “Love Actually.” A Harry and Karen story.

After finally defeating Voldemort, Harry doesn't know what else to do with his life. Just as things are starting to settle down, someone he thought was gone forever returns, carrying a whole other burden with him. COMPLETE HarryDraco PostHogwarts PostHBP

Harry and Draco accidentaly cast the Curse Performed by Mortal Enemies at the Same Time. Breaking it could be a challenge. HD slash.

“Ron Weasley’s big, broad hand on Harry Potter’s slender back makes Draco grip his butterknife like he wants to stab something. Someone. Ron Weasley.” Onesided DH. Bottom!Harry.

HD slash AU After the events of HPB, Harry begins receiving curious letters from Draco Malfoy.

A conversation in a bed. DH.

Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.

Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.

Sequel to Black, same story, from Sirius' point of view. Read that one first.

Harry and Draco and a photo booth. HPDM

HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.

Ron thinks Harry tops. Poor misled Gryffindor. All things are set straight after he follows them. DMHP my first bottom!Harry fic.

Companion fic to Wait. Designed to fit neatly into canon ideas and characterizations, it focuses on Yuuri and his growing relationship with Wolfram. Pieces overlap with Wait, but are told with Yuuri as the focus. This story continues further than Wait.

Magical Creature Story: Draco receives some unsettling news about his heritage and... oh, you know the rest! [AU HD slash]

Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.

Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP

ONESHOT Draco is in love, Hermione is annoyed and Harry is oblivious. The amusing tale of how Harry finally realises who his secret admirer is. Contains slash of the HPDM variety. Pre HBP.

High elf prince Draco Malfoy has just found his mate: a human named Harry Potter who is completely ignorent of his identity. Which is fine with Draco because he doesn't need a mate. Right? SLASH, NO FLAMES! DH and RHr. Now has MPREG, don't like, don't rea

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

Severus had to disagree with Dumbledore. There was never a good time to encounter a former lover for whom one had betrayed the Dark Lord. It was worse, still, to encounter a lover one had tried to feed to a dementor. Unfortunately, Sirius Black was both.

Draco and Harry are ushers. Draco has some interesting ideas on what exactly ushers do at weddings.

On a lazy afternoon, Draco contemplates what should be, and what actually is and finds it just right. HD, no spoilers

HPDM Slash The Malfoy family has many secrets. But how many will come to light when Draco acts on his wish to claim Harry Potter for his Mate?

COMPLETE What one thinks one says is not always what comes out of one's mouth. Draco Malfoy discovers this one day in a confrontation with Harry Potter. He meant to say hate, he really did... too bad his heart said love. HPDM

Yuuri x Wolfram fluffy oneshot. Yuuri and Wolfram go out to get some air, and end up coming to terms with some things that have been left unsaid. Mild angst, but it has a happy ending.

Wolfram can't sleep, and Yuuri applies chocolate chip cookies to the wound. Spoilers through the late 20s.

(ONESHOT) Of a boy and his coin. (HD slash)

Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg

Harry Potter was just an average kid. HD Complete

SUMMARY: In actuality, Harry was the one holding Malfoy’s hand, which was rather disturbing. Takes place during ch 9 PoA. HD Complete.

Summary: How was it? HD Complete

Tensions run high before the House Quidditch Cup. Just a little Slash Ficlet. RR, por favor!

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Draco is a spoiled brat. Or so Harry claims. (HD slash)

Draco learns what homosexual means, and that heterosexual isn't the insult he'd thought it was. And this ... complicates matters. (HD SLASH)

Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.

A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.

FINISHED! War is over and Voldemort defeated; Harry has been used and thrown away. He lives in Muggle London, lost, confused and destroyed. But Lupin and others want him to return to the wizarding world, and Draco Malfoy is sent out to find him. Slash.

COMPLETE. SLASH. "Would it be so bad for you to go out with me?"

[Complete] Haunted by memories of the war Harry can’t seem to move on with his life. But then a mysterious obscured figure manages to do what no other could do; make him feel again. There’s just one small problem. He doesn’t know who it is. HD slash

[Complete] Harry begins receiving love letters from somebody who signs only as "Anonymously." But who is this secret admirer, and why are they so dedicated to remaining anonymous? Complete.

--Harry/Draco, mpreg-- Draco thinks he is pregnant, but Harry won't believe it for a minute. Regardless, Draco prepares for their child with eagerness.

Harry reflects on his relationship with his wife after the events of Christmas Eve.

Sirius explains a few realities to the least likely suspect. Slash.

“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.

In which Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy meet up for the first time since Hogwarts in, of all places, a Muggle pub. One-shot. A Christmas giftfic for M.S.

Harry's entering the awkard stage of growing up. Featuring Clumsy!Harry and Bratty Yet Persuasive!Draco.

The Mirror of Erised has not been removed from Hogwarts, merely moved. It dreams its slow, breezy dreams in a darkened room for years, until a young man finds it... Mild slash; Harry and Draco.

Making love isn't the only way. Sirius Black and Severus Snape find a new way to fight. Sirius/Severus. Set during OotP. One-shot.

Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Draco wants everyone to keep off his property... Contains slash, HD

HD slashy one-shot. 'The whole great hall was somber, as if someone had died. Or passed gas.'

You know the story. Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy makes girl’s life into a living hell. That’s kinda like us, isn’t it, Potter? HD slash

Just a short, sad, sweet, little ficlet. V.Mild Slash, HP/DM, Established relationship, no spoilers. Harry left Draco on a Monday. Draco knows when he'll come home.

A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !

Harry and Draco find themselves plagued by classmates swooning over their counterparts. Subsequently agitated, they both decide to take things into their own hands. Literally and figuratively. ;)

Harry is used to keep silence. Will he ever be heard?

MPREG SLASH. Harry and Draco snuggle. For the harrypottermpreg list 300th member celebration. Contains male pregnancy.

Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]

**WARNING** SLASH - Harry has been staring all night - what is he trying to say?

During a month long summer-school session, Ron dares Hermione to set up the two least likely people. Will Hermione be able to do it? FIC NOW COMPLETE. However, the proper Chapter 25 has been posted, for anyone who was wanting to see what happened!

Mild Slash HD. With only the three of them starying for hols, Greg plays matchmaker for Draco and Harry.

Harry and Ron shop. Draco and Hermione share a cuppa. Christmas morning in bed and then at the Weasley Compound. Fluff abounds!! H/D SLASH. Also, R/Hr.

**WARNING** SLASH - A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...heehee...read on!

H/D slash. There are places where whispers are clearer than shouts.

Draco is a self-satisfied little bastard. Harry is ridiculously tolerant. Boys are stubborn. It's just like the books! Just shorter and gayer. (slash)

**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...

"...we're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year..." A collection of seasonal pieces, complete with parentheses. H/D slashiness.

In which we have boys crushing and kicking, and it's just so cute I almost can't take it. (Harry/Draco)

Harry and Draco keep running into each other in the grounds at night. And some encounters can melt the snow. SLASH

Short 'n sweet HP/DM. Hermione discovers a pattern in Harry and Draco's insults..

Harry Potter discovers why polka dots are evil. Severus Snape discovers why it's a bad idea to forge your medical records. Lucius Malfoy discovers why you shouldn't give surprise gifts to your boss.

Wherein Harry and Draco have a pivotal, if simplistic, conversation. H/D Slash.

In which the story ends as all bad stories should... *Chapter 4 Now Here!*

"Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon" -- But surely that doesn't apply to Harry, does it? **SLASH**

A collection of vignettes featuring Harry and Draco. Some are related, others are just standalone. All were originally written for the Gun+Handcuffs Forum on FictionAlley Park. All are H/D slash.

Hermione discovers a book with an interesting protection spell...and the results are shocking to say the least. Warning: slash ahead!

Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.

Another holiday fic. Harry scowls, Draco seethes, and Ron is, well, Ron. Extremely mild implications of slash.

Wherein Draco ponders his wickedness, his luck, and his direction-changing apartment building. POV H/D SLASH.

SLASH. Harry discusses the nature of addiction.

Draco writes out a letter to Harry, which he spends all night on. The thing is, he wasn't supposed to sign it! (slash, slight humor)

**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.