Dimwit Cynic
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Joined 01-22-12, id: 3652922, Profile Updated: 06-15-12
Author has written 3 stories for Sherlock, and Supernatural.

I've been on here before, but not for a long time. Just testing the waters, really, and currently throwing myself into the Sherlock fandom and shoving into the Supernatural fandom as well, probably dabbling around in the Glee fandom and poking my head into the Good Omens fandom as well. Just started Doctor Who as well (as of 4/17) so there's that; won't be writing/reading any of that fandom (probably) until I've finished it, however. Just here and there for me. For now, you may just call me Dimwit; I won't find it insulting in the slightest.

All you need to know about me is that I like tea, private messaging, getting emotional over fandoms. And also I can't update consistently worth anything.


I also like shipping things

Sherlock: John/Sherlock, Mycroft/Lestrade, Moriarty/Moran. I also like Sherlock/Lestrade bromance quite a bit. Also, Irene/Molly, because of reasons.

Supernatural: Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabriel, a little Dean/Jo. But, above all for me, Dean and Sam's eternal bromance is otp.

Glee: Mainly Klaine, Faberry, and Brittana probably, though I'm a bit of a multi-shipper in that category.

Good Omens: Crowley/Aziraphale and Anathema/Newt, though I may dabble in Famine/Pollution as well.

The Avengers: Steve/Tony, Thor/Loki, Bruce/Clint/Natasha

X-Men: Charles/Erik

Mortal Instruments Series: Magnus/Alec, Simon/Isabelle, Jace/Clary. Can't see myself getting into Clockwork on a fanfiction level, don't care for the current series.

Red vs Blue: Grif/Simmons


WARNING

I'm not the type to engage in internet fights, but I will not tolerate any type of bigotry in my reviews. This includes but is not limited to: homophobia, sexism, racism, transphobia, slut shaming, and mindless bible banging. Review deletion of this kind will be delete first, ask questions never.


...that's it though guys. xx

-DC

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Tea Leaves by YupThatsMySock reviews
Coffee Shop AU. Sherlock's irritated when change comes to his favorite café in the form of a new barista, John, but finds life has more flavor with him around. A quirky romance told in 100- or 1000-word snippets. university!Sherlock, med-school!John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 200 - Words: 51,983 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mycroft Holmes Hates by HiM'e'iTSu reviews
Prompts accepted! 221B, Mycroft/Lestrade. Mycroft Holmes wasn't very fond of small children.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 17,520 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/27/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 5,201 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Detective and His Blogger by High-Functioning Ginger reviews
The Doctor and the Detective sounds like a rubbish romance novel. The Detective and His Blogger has some potential though. Text "snapshots" of John and Sherlock's developing relationship from their admissions of romantic interest to their anniversary and beyond. Smatterings of Lestrade, Mycroft and others. Fluff and sarcasm galore! Rated for minor sexual references and language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,991 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
De Veritate Unicornis Modernus by tepid sponge bath reviews
John Watson, a unicorn of this day and age, is trapped in a mortal body. Life as it is seems pretty pointless, almost unendurable, until he meets one Sherlock Holmes, consulting detective and very much a virgin. As pointed out by I'm Nova on , the title should actually be De Veritate Unicornis Moderni. Do forgive my work-in-progress Latin!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Remind Me of a Man by columbine-and-asphodel reviews
Sherlock is a living human experiment. John, an android medicinal ethics monitor, reviews the place that's been experimenting on Sherlock and is thrown by what he finds. Inspired by but no spoilers for The Hounds of Baskerville.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,700 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Foggy London by BlooMist reviews
John gets home after a very nasty day and finds Sherlock particularly moody. After almost a week without decent sleep, John starts to question himself about some weird, lusty feelings towards the world's only Consulting Detective.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,276 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sometimes it's simply an accident by sycamoretree reviews
It started with a fight between flatmates. Then it grew much worse. Will Sherlock and John admit how deep their feelings for each other run? Cool John, Protective Sherlock and romance.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,842 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Jealousy by marble eyes reviews
John Watson is not jealous of that 'woman'...honestly. Spoilers for 2x1.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,904 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
I'll Be Mother by thelemonadebandit reviews
A collection of short scenes detailing the childhood of the Holmes boys from the perspective of Mycroft Holmes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,624 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Superseding by Riddelly reviews
Lisa's unexpected death leaves Dean to care for Ben on his own, and he's utterly lost until a certain angel makes an appearance. Castiel offers to help him with raising the boy, and eventually ends up replacing Lisa in more ways than one. Post-S5, somewhat AU. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Wings and Things by HosekiDragon reviews
A collection of Destiel shots based around Castiel's wings. And what he and Dean do with them.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,370 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
A Death in the Family by Norah Rose reviews
When John's father dies, Sherlock accompanies him back to his hometown for the funeral. Bonding ensues. Bonding of a romantic nature.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,439 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Thing That Happens To Other People by inkvoices reviews
AU Sherlock is John's therapist. "Did you serve in Afghanistan or Iraq?" the man clarifies, steepling his fingers under his chin so that he looks like he's praying for patience, and John reminds himself that he only has to attend six obligatory sessions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Photograph by JGRhodes reviews
There is a photograph John Watson keeps tucked away in his drawer at work.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Inability by Katria Bloom reviews
It is not that Sherlock cannot love.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Respite by CJK reviews
One phone call of many.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
The Dating Paradigm by Hokum reviews
Lestrade unleashes his inner Cilla Black and sets Sherlock up on a date, which John is fine with. Really. Honestly. Absolutely fine with…
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Finer Education by zoophagous reviews
School AU, Mr John Watson is the new Chemistry teacher at King's College, a recent dropout of med school and barely qualified to teach at age 23. Sherlock Holmes is in his final year at school and catches John's eye. Definitely against the rules.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Plucked The Golden Blossom by straightontillcaliginosity reviews
In which John has Sherlock, except that he doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Intimacy Series by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
Perhaps Sherlock and John didn't become intimate suddenly after a breathless row or in the euphoria of solving a case. Perhaps it was after a gradual series of unlikely events during a particularly hot summer...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Condolence by Riddelly reviews
When Irene Adler seeks out Molly Hooper, she's looking for sex, maybe some flirty talk about the man that they're both hopelessly in love with. What she receives instead is far more intimate, and pierces her to the core. Irene/Molly one-shot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Irene A., Molly Hooper - Complete
Angelum Meum, amor by Kels92 reviews
When Gabriel first felt the tug of a summoning, he knew something was wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Plastic Necklaces by The Disreputable Writer reviews
The Winchesters and their angel boyfriends celebrate Mardi Gras. Sam/Gabe and Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
What I've Overcome by Cuboid reviews
The souls are back in Purgatory and now the Winchesters have a blind, ex-angel on their hands.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,238 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Enough by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John are experiencing a change in their relationship, and now the levels of sexual tension between them have risen to beyond what they can handle. How long will they last before one of them cracks and just takes what they want from the other?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Whiskey by jessa-beth reviews
John comes home to 221b Baker Street completely wasted. In his drunken state, John admits his attraction for Sherlock, thoroughly interrupting the case he's working on. Fluffy Johnlock with a bit of smut, hence the M rating .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,182 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Curious Case Of John Watson by Hughesish reviews
John is in a coma after an explosion, and Sherlock finds himself chasing after a disappearing child who seems far too familure.Rating may change in the future! NOT MY CHARACTERS, obviously
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,273 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Snapshots by Reya Levith reviews
Collection of one-shots inspired by prompts given by the 100 Prompts Challenge. Some prompts might be excluded as I could be linking the prompts to other fanfictions as well. Enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012
Five Times by strangegibbon reviews
A chronicle of Sherlock's formative lap related incidents. Slash, eventual JohnxSherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,103 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Core Of My Addiction by Cuboid reviews
After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dancing With Sherlock For Beginners by immaculately-flawed reviews
Sherlock teaches John how to ballroom dance. Just some fluff with a dash of pre-slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Salt, Tequila, and Lime by The Disreputable Writer reviews
Gabriel survives his encounter with Lucifer. Team Free Love celebrates with body shots. Dean/Castiel. Some Sam/Gabriel. Dean/Sam if you squint.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Locked Up by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
John and Sherlock have managed to lock themselves in a murderer's basement. No windows, phone signal or light switch. Not good. Sherlock however sees this is the perfect time to uncover the cause of John's 'angst'. Is he prepared for the discovery?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
While Frank Sinatra sings Stormy Weather by Beautiful Shiny People reviews
"Am I dreaming?" "You tell me, darling." "But you're dead." "How can you be so sure?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Good Advice by nicknack22 reviews
In which Sherlock is away on a case, Greg and John have a heart to heart at a pub, and John realizes something important. Fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Spot of Breaking and Entering by couldbedangerous-SH reviews
A short Sherlock based shenanigan, in which Sherlock and John break into London's National Gallery. But is it just to win a bet, or does Sherlock have some other motives? I don't own any of the characters named in this piece.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
What's Mine is Yours by Jadzia Bear reviews
Sherlock's knee rests gently against John's under the table. John wonders if it means anything. Surely not. After all, it's Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
close quietly by Verity reviews
In the aftermath of the explosion at the pool, Sherlock sleeps irregularly and John reads Dan Brown novels. Something is wrong here, John thinks. An exploration of post-traumatic stress and nocturnal habits. NOW COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Will you be my friend in my dream? by columbine-and-asphodel reviews
It set in quickly and laid waste to everything even faster. Even so, he loves him. Title from Pretty Face by Soley
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Skull by MorbidDramaMaker reviews
Time was short, and the skull wasn't about to let you forget it. Drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Fidelity by Tora II reviews
Kink Meme prompt fill: "Sherlock hates Anderson because he can't stand adulterers. After all, Sherlock's own husband goes away on tour of duty for years at a time, and neither of them would think of straying."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sherlock H., Anderson - Complete
A Relationship in Ten Words by drjamband reviews
Based on "Top Ten Relationship Words That Aren't Translatable Into English." Each chapter a new word. Rated T for themes. Reviews much appreciated! Happy Valentine's Day!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Awkward Segues by Pantherlily reviews
Johnlock for like four paragraphs. Everything else is just random stuff happening. This fanfic is not to be taken seriously. This all happened out of character in an RP and I thought...why the hell not share it?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
The Good Doctor by GenuinelyEnigmatic reviews
And so, sometimes, John decides to think about the man he lives with. And, then again, sometimes John decides that he is Very-Much-Not-Thinking-At-All of a certain Mr Sherlock Holmes...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - John W. - Complete
As your shadow crosses mine by Kmacksinclair reviews
A collection of drabbles exploring the relationship that forms when you combine an injured army Doctor and a highly functioning sociopath.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Unrequited by Damagoed reviews
Admiring from afar is really a very painful thing to do.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete
Temporal Distortion by Simple Paradox reviews
John and Sherlock talk about space. Johnlock if you think about it.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stalemate Between Flatmates by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
It's difficult when you realize your feelings for someone, and find that they feel the same, only to reach a stalemate because you realize how impossible and how dangerous said emotions are. .:. Johnlock. twoshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,248 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock: What Lestrade Wants by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Greg Lestrade has been in a foul mood for a while now. Everyone has an opinion on what he needs... only one person knows what he wants. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,818 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
Through Open Doors by Noavital reviews
John starts seeing Sherlock after Reichenbach. He couldn't care less.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Noise And Hammers reviews
Sherlock is dreaming this Sunday. Dreaming about John. And John is curious. Johnlock fluff but no lemons. Sorry. Previously "Sunday Is For Dreaming"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Blind by Aelan Greenleaf reviews
She knows that when he kisses her, he's thinking of someone else. Sherlock/Molly, implied Sherlock/John. A 500 word drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Cohesive Whole by Quicksliver reviews
Sherlock blows up the microwave. It's the sweetest Valentines Day gift John has ever gotten. John/Sherlock, no spoilers. Happy, mindless fluff to get rid of Post-RBF blues.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Concerto of Disbelief by columbine-and-asphodel reviews
It isn't always Sherlock who dies, and it isn't always John who mourns.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nosebleed by DrThorneycroftHuxtable reviews
John is one of those people who easily get nosebleeds, and when he does, it's like Niagara Falls all down his front. Sherlock, of course, doesn't know this detail about his blogger and sees John asleep having had a nosebleed and freaks out. Slash/Fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sherlock: Loss by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Mycroft Holmes loses Gregory Lestrade. And then, he loses himself. Warnings: Major Character deaths, suicide!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Biometrics by Jadzia Bear reviews
Sherlock/John. John's display of affection comes out of the blue. Or does it? It's possible Sherlock's been a complete twat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Crossing The Inferno by Kari Kurofai reviews
A journey through Hell is worth a thousand words, and a hundred years. Sam finds himself trapped in the pit with only one chance of survival, a certain angel he didn't expect to see again. Hopefully they can get along long enough to make it out alive.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,378 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel
Must Be Mad by Squilf reviews
There are some things that none of us can understand. Things like falling in love with Sherlock Holmes. Some Johnlock love to celebrate the anniversary of the day they first met. This is the first story in a series of fics - Must Be Mad, More Than I Am, Lovers of the Lost, and Of Course, Of Course. They can be read as a series, or as stand-alone stories.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Under Umbrellas by torriebug reviews
Greg Lestrade doesn't usually walk away from crime scenes smiling, but this time he does.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Of Blackberry Jam, Jazz, and Monsters by theDubliner reviews
Ask John Watson anything about Sherlock Holmes and he's certain to have an answer. Ask John Watson the one question that matters and he's certain to tell a lie. Character sketch/Drabble - but good drabble, lol, promise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Goes Off Like A Gun by Misato reviews
The hunt's gone bad and Castiel's out of options. Dean/Castiel pre-slashiness. Set S5.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Three Options by Yank reviews
John can only do so much when Sherlock comes back to him. Rated T for one strong curse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of the Adventure That Could Not be Blogged by theDubliner reviews
The morning after the encounter with Moriarty, John awakes to find Sherlock struggling with a mystery much deeper than any murder.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
There Is Nothing I'd Rather Do by Heart Torn Out reviews
It's raining. And Mycroft and Greg are having a lie-in. Absolute fluff. Mystrade, too. If you didn't know. ;
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2012 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Of delight and boundaries by sycamoretree reviews
Annoyingly happy cop meets stern corporal at Baskerville and something changes. Contains spoilers for the Baskerville episode! Tyler; the cute man who told John of the helicopter, and Will; the corporal who guided John and Sherlock through the lab.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Complete
I Made Wine From The Lilac Tree by Hokum reviews
John is going out tonight. Because Sherlock said so.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,104 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Watchful Angel by Kels92 reviews
Castiel likes to watch Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing by Damagoed reviews
Surprisingly involving a missing dinosaur, the back of Sherlock's neck and the bit just below John's navel. Amongst other things. Complete nonsense just because! Please review and enjoy.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Almost by BrittFaceNess reviews
"I can always predict the fortune cookies." "No you can't." "Almost can."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
White Winter Hymnal by newbluemoon reviews
Christmas AU fic. Writer!Dean walks into a café late at night on Christmas Eve, looking for inspiration for his next novel. Instead he finds librarian!Cas. Destiel. Warnings for graphic sex and run on sentences. Reviews appreciated.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Words Within by JessamyGriffith reviews
The words never come easily to Sherlock, John supposes. The right words never do come easily. They are earned, paid with the heavy gold of shared emotions, experiences, touches given and received. John knows. He hears the word in Sherlock's every action.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
An Eye for These Things by howl7 reviews
Frankly, the whole plan for later tonight is unnecessary. "I have been inebriated before, Dean." /Cracky post?-S5 AU featuring drunk!human!cas and established Dean/Castiel slash. Written for a commentfic meme thing./
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Good Old Days by cathedral carver reviews
How did it get so late so soon?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Other Half by Noavital reviews
Two one-shots, in each John or Sherlock are summoned to a crime scene, to find out their other half is the victim.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie.hell reviews
Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Tango Irene by tepid sponge bath reviews
Wherein John helps Sherlock practice the tango, and can't quite help himself, even if Sherlock is thoroughly smitten by The Woman. To the tune of Rent's "Tango Maureen."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Terrible Flatmates by Eligh reviews
Sherlock and John are both impossible to live with, unless they are living together. Short scenes examining this. Slash toward the end, not even slightly graphic. Warnings for mild violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,862 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
His Favourite Four Letter F Words by cathedral carver reviews
John isn't the most eloquent of men.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Timshel by newbluemoon reviews
What's the reward for saving the world from the apocalypse yet again? A medal? A condo? Wrong. A fledgling. Or in which Dean learns he's a father. For real this time. Destiel kid!fic, no mpreg. Fluff and domesticity all around. R&R appreciated!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,964 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
When the Word is Made Flesh by Sidney Sussex reviews
TRIGGER WARNING for past abuse. John thinks what has happened to him makes him worthless; Sherlock has to show him that isn't true. Rated for trigger and mild slash. De-anon from kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Smell of Rain by ImpishTubist reviews
In the hours after the bombing at the pool, Lestrade tries to pull Sherlock back together while they wait for news of John. No character death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/27/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
One Man's Heaven Is Another Man's Hell by newbluemoon reviews
Written for the prompt "Dean and Cas go to McDonalds" on tumblr. Destiel pre-slash. Pointlessly fluffy. Disclaimer; everything belongs to Lord Kripke blah blah I make no profit from this blah blah.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Understanding by Aerilex reviews
The war is over. Raphael is dead. Castiel, injured and alone, remembers the soul he has most cherished. No character death.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Assumptions by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
It is John/Sherlock, but Sherlock isn't in it. John deals with some homophobic veterans. Rated for language, I may up it if anyone complains. I borrowed Tricia from the brilliant ScopesMonkey.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/25/2011 - John W. - Complete
Domestics by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
One sided John/Sherlock. John and Harry have tea. Preslash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2011 - John W., Harry W.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 12,941 - Follows: 1,730 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 288 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Let It Go by Artemisdesari reviews
Dean/Castiel smut. Cas arrives while Dean is taking advantage of alone time. Set post 6.10 'Caged Heat' so spoilers of the spoilery variety within.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
How to Entertain your Cellmate by InsaneMelon reviews
One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In A Relationship by WaitingForNoExit reviews
Dean teaches Castiel how to use Facebook. Destiel, complete crack.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
A Brief Glimpse by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel is utterly convinced he can't love anyone, but Sam, so when a strange occurrence at a carnival shows him otherwise, he doesn't know what to do. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,682 - Follows: 308 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Not Usually a Good Thing by cloudyjenn reviews
Five ways Castiel made Dean feel. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,110 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 265 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
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Measured in Feet reviews
A miscellaneous collection of John/Sherlock drawls; anything from angst to fluff to general hysteria with varying ratings. Updated with the consistency of Mycroft's dieting plans.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 71,026 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
5 times Cas slipped into Dean's dreams uninvited reviews
...and one time he didn't. Castiel did not get off on watching people sleep, but Dean's guess was pretty close. Dean/Cas slash. M for good reason. AU/jossed post-S6.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Thicker Than Blood reviews
"Family is all we have in the end, Mycroft Holmes." Mycroft reflects on the family he was born to and the family that he loved, consecutively. A family drabble, among other things; includes Mystrade and Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete