Noise And Hammershide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Shaman King, X-Men: The Movie, and Sherlock. DISCLAIMER FOR ALL STORIES: FanFiction. It's in the title. Fiction, by fans. Not original work. Fictitious renderings on previously created work. I do not own the characters in these stories (well, most of them) nor to I want to give the impression that I do. That is all. UPDATE (10-25-2012): Alas, I return. With news. Firstly. I've posted more in SDLV, and I will more than likely be posting chapter 12 of Emblazoned sometime within the next two weeks, as well as the epilogue. Yep, that's it folks. It's nearing its end. Secondly. I've been role playing with a lovely Swedish friend of mine since April, and we're considering putting the RP up here as a fanfiction whenever we figure out how to edit it. So be looking forward to that. Cheers, -NH UPCOMING AND IN-PROGRESS: Emblazoned Chapter 12 (Sherlock) Installments of Sex, Drugs, Love, and Violins (Sherlock) REVIEWS ARE APPRECIATED! |
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Training Sherlock by breadnotangels reviews
Sub/Dom!universe. My idea of the slow and painful process of trying to make Sherlock Holmes into an obedient submissive. It's a very slow fic, but concentrates on Sherlock's clear lack of obedience and John's unrelenting patience. It will get hotter!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 81,196 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Insomnia by Damagoed reviews
It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 233 - Words: 158,033 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Oneword prompts: Sherlock by Neubauje reviews
Here are the prompts I filled based on Sherlock. While not in chronological order, they do tend to increase in intensity as they go on.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 177 - Words: 56,711 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Neither A Soldier Nor A Gentleman by Francesca Wayland reviews
Missing scenes from the end of ASiB, which unfold over the span of about 48 hours. How does Sherlock actually escape from the Karachi insurgents himself, and what happens when an adrenaline-filled Sherlock finds Irene waiting for him in his hotel room right after his audacious rescue? *COMPLETE*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,928 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Hamish by TakemylovedowntoVioletHill reviews
Using valeria2067's character Hamish Malcolm Watson-Holmes, a series of short stories chronicling the boys' most lengthy and tedious adventure yet, parenthood.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,662 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Filling In For the Skull by Damagoed reviews
The things Sherlock can do with John he can't do with the skull. Warning: Adult themes and general Bizarre-ness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 22,478 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Measured in Feet by Dimwit Cynic reviews
A miscellaneous collection of John/Sherlock drawls; anything from angst to fluff to general hysteria with varying ratings. Updated with the consistency of Mycroft's dieting plans.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 71,026 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Death in the Family by Norah Rose reviews
When John's father dies, Sherlock accompanies him back to his hometown for the funeral. Bonding ensues. Bonding of a romantic nature.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,439 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Scenes from a Stake Out by blackpearl23456 reviews
Sherlock, John, Lestrade and other members of the police force are on a stake-out in a house together. What happens when the others find out about Sherlock and John's relationship? Warning: SLASH! If anyone has any suggestions please feel free to PM me!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Desperation by ScopesMonkey reviews
John does his best to help Sherlock through some grief. ANGSTY SLASH!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Intimacy Series by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
Perhaps Sherlock and John didn't become intimate suddenly after a breathless row or in the euphoria of solving a case. Perhaps it was after a gradual series of unlikely events during a particularly hot summer...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The ABC's of Sherlock Holmes by why-do-we reviews
A series of hurt/comfort, sick!, eating disorder, and a few fluff stories as done by the letters of the alphabet featuring Sherlock and John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Let Somebody In by SHolmes4 reviews
Snapshots of Sherlock and John's relationship. Cute little domestic, angsty, sexy, etc.. Prompts welcome.Each chapter is a story.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Trussed by laminatebox reviews
Irene Adler has been paid to show Sherlock a good time. Warning: Mature Content/Mild torture Eventually
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Irene A., Sherlock H.
Five Times by strangegibbon reviews
A chronicle of Sherlock's formative lap related incidents. Slash, eventual JohnxSherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,103 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by Dimwit Cynic reviews
"Family is all we have in the end, Mycroft Holmes." Mycroft reflects on the family he was born to and the family that he loved, consecutively. A family drabble, among other things; includes Mystrade and Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
The Games We Play by yesmilady reviews
John and Sherlock role-play the Omegaverse. Alpha!John/Omega!Sherlock, sort of. *warnings inside*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Public Display by Dean Gabriel reviews
Written for the kink meme. Sherlock is new to this whole relationship thing and the only way he knows about it is to publicly declare his love for John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Lack of Understanding by Chalcedony Rivers reviews
"He'd been anticipating this meeting for a long time – almost before The Fall. He knew how it would play out, too. John would punch him, obviously. John was a soldier: the physical violence was inevitable." A reunion fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of the Adventure That Could Not be Blogged by theDubliner reviews
The morning after the encounter with Moriarty, John awakes to find Sherlock struggling with a mystery much deeper than any murder.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 12,937 - Follows: 1,730 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Seven Days by SilverShine reviews
[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5612 - Favs: 6,512 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Healing by Syciara-Lynx reviews
An accident happens and Zoro finally realizes that there is something not quite right about Sanji. ZoroxSanji Lemons in later chapters, some OOC for a reason , angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Zoro, Sanji
Bones by Beth0987 reviews
Faust was getting used to waking up in a house of bones. This fic could be considered disturbing by some.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/28/2007 - J. Faust VIII - Complete
Prisoner of My Past by NeverLookBackSamurai reviews
The world famous detective reflects upon his childhood. If he could call it as such. Living in an orphanage for intelligent children was never easy. L centric. Spoiler for those who haven't read up to volume 7 and beyond.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2007 - L - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 4029 - Favs: 6,815 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
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Sex, Drugs, Love, and Violins reviews
A collection of stories regarding the private lives of John and Sherlock. Other characters will pop up. More summary inside. Rated for future drug use, sexual content, all that good stuff. I regret nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,520 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Feathers reviews
It wasn't a matter of whether or not John enjoyed watching Sherlock fly. It was simply a matter of how often. And Sherlock flew often. And John caught his feathers. wing!lock AU: info inside. Decided to make this a one shot. (image from alicexz on Tumblr)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Emblazoned reviews
Merchant clamped his colossal hand onto Sherlock's horrified face. "You said we were boring," he seethed. "Well, we'll make sure you're more than entertained for this night, won't we, Mr. Holmes?" RATED FOR EXTREMELY MATURE CONTENT.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,792 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Battle Scars reviews
Sherlock gets shot, and John, as always, answers to the call of duty. A short fic inspired by SamanthaJ221's "Heart On Fire." More info inside.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Always Something reviews
Follow up to "Of All Things." John comes home to something rather unusual for a day in the life, but what seems harmless always has a catch. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sweet Nothings reviews
Sherlock is dreaming this Sunday. Dreaming about John. And John is curious. Johnlock fluff but no lemons. Sorry. Previously "Sunday Is For Dreaming"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of All Things reviews
John finds a cat, and brings it home. Just a little fic because I'm inspired to write something amusing and cute.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Closure reviews
"They had a funeral. Funny things, funerals are. I'd only remembered being to one or two in my youth. Curious, the things people do for sentiment." Rated for language and future mature themes. Spoils and all that.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Things Can Get Crazy reviews
Logan's life is ok now, memories and all, but of course, things can get crazy...POSSIBLY a one-shot, not sure if I'm gonna continue it or not, but I probably will...rated for mature content.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Logan/Wolverine
Such Torturous Things reviews
He laughed so hard that it began to hurt. Blood poured from his mouth and in spurts through his teeth. And still, his eyes glazed, he laughed. Insanity, at long last.-Faust VIII, rated for disturbing situations/ideas, slight horror, and heavy violence.
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - J. Faust VIII - Complete
