Favourites: Alan Rickman, Sherlock Holmes, Fossils, Chocolate Ice-Cream and Cricket. Tall redheads. Open to offers.

Dislikes: Tomatos.

Does: Geophysicist, Actor, Writer, Bond Villain, Chainsaw Sculptor, Master Criminal (some of these may not be true)

Did: A two second cameo in Lovejoy when I was 13.

Would Like to do in the near future: Write a completly outlandish episode of Doctor Who and then make the BBC do it. If i had that power. Which I don't. Only Mark Gatiss has that kind of power. Do not upset him lest he destroy us all...(I understand he has killed already.)

Currently adapting Kissing Sherlock Holmes by T.D. McKinney & Terry Wylis for the stage. Edinburgh Festival 2013.

Follow me on Twitter @JohnnyJnr

PS: I do requests.

PPS: Frank is a green Merrythought Hippo from the Seventies, who is not really called Frank, but he does enjoy fan mail! You can send Frank a message at frankthehippo@

Huggins is Jeremy Brett's real surname. Jeremy Brett IS Sherlock Holmes, everyone else is just acting.

I do not own any of the Canon Characters: Nicholas Garrideb, Tony LeStrade, and Jason Silver are mine. Frank appears courtesy of Hippo Equity. The Hamsters just invade whenever they like.