AN: So this is my version of a "text-fic" between John and Sherlock. Threw in some Mycroft towards the end because he's amusing in his own way. And I love the idea of John being cheeky towards him. Anyway – this is just a plot-bunny that refused to leave me alone – hopefully it turned out okay.
Disclaimer: I'm praying to Santa to bring me the right to Sherlock. Until he does so I own nothing.
12:00
I'm bored
SH
12:02
I'm at work Sherlock
JW
12:02
I'm aware of your location
SH
12:03
I mean I'm busy
JW
12:03
No you're on break.
SH
12:04
That's beside the point. I could be busy.
JW
12:04
But you're not. And I'm bored.
SH
12:05
So do an experiment or something.
JW
12:06
No material.
SH
12:08
So drop by Bart's and ask Molly for something. I'm sure she would love to see you.
JW
12:09
Yes. But I'd rather not see her.
SH
12:09
That's not nice Sherlock.
JW
12:10
No it isn't. But why is that relevant?
SH
12:11
Why do I bother?
JW
12:11
Bother with what?
SH
12:12
Nothing. Never mind.
JW
12:20
John have you ever thought about us in a romantic sense?
SH
12:22
Where the hell did that come from?
JW
12:24
Ms. Hudson just came up. Made another comment about the two of us being so sweet together when she saw I was texting you at the clinic. Everyone else seems to think of us as more than friends. Just curious.
SH
12:26
Oh. Well yeah. I suppose.
JW
12:26
And?
SH
12:29
And I think it sounds a bit like a bad romance novel. The Doctor and the Detective.
JW
12:29
I'm offended. Detective should come first.
SH
12:29
Right. My mistake.
JW
12:30
Forgiven.
SH
12:35
Have you?
JW
12:35
Have I what?
SH
12:36
Thought about it?
JW
12:36
Thought about what?
SH
12:37
Don't play coy with me Sherlock. You know.
JW
12:37
Do I?
SH
12:38
Sherlock!
JW
12:38
Yes John?
SH
12:39
Stop being a prat. Answer the question
JW
12:39
Fine. Yes
SH
12:40
And?
JW
12:40
And I think you're right. The Doctor and the Detective sounds like a rubbish romance novel.
SH
12:41
Oh. Right
JW
12:41
The Detective and His Blogger has some potential though.
SH
12:41
Really?
JW
12:42
Really.
SH
12:42
How much potential?
JW
12:42
Would you to get on with it already!
MH
12:42
Mycroft!
JW
12:42
Stop hacking our texts!
SH
12:43
I'm merely looking out for your welfare little brother.
MH
12:43
Don't you have a government to run? Or perhaps some cake to eat?
SH
12:43
Mycroft would you just but out? This is a private conversation.
JW
12:43
Not anymore.
MH
12:44
What if the conversation were to turn into a rather personal conversation? Between two potential lovers.
JW
12:44
I'm curious to see where this goes.
SH
12:44
You wouldn't dare.
MH
12:45
Really? Sherlock do you recall that time you arrived at Buckingham Palace in nothing but a sheet?"
JW
12:45
Dr Watson!
MH
12:46
I asked if you where wearing anything under that sheet. You said no. Remember how we laughed?
JW
12:46
Like schoolchildren!
MH
12:46
It was amusing!
SH
12:47
Well I wasn't laughing because it was amusing. I was laughing to distract myself. I was laughing because if I didn't I would have jumped you right then and there.
JW
12:47
John Hamish Watson! Cease and desist immediately!
MH
12:47
Full name Mycroft? Really? You're not my older brother.
JW
12:48
Excellent John!
SH
12:48
Shut up Sherlock!
MH
12:49
Leave our conversation.
JW
12:49
No. I feel it is vital to your safety that I have constant surveillance of you.
MH
12:50
Seriously Mycroft. Finale warning. Give us our privacy or I will begin to describe in rather vivid detail exactly what I wanted to do to your younger brother that day. Starting with the removal of the sheet.
JW
12:50
Oh god John.
SH
12:51
I never thought you would sink so low.
MH
12:51
Yeah well spending so much time with you two manipulative gits must have rubbed off on me.
JW
12:51
I'm offended!
SH
12:52
Indeed.
MH
12:52
So?
JW
12:52
So what?
MH
12:52
So why are you still in this conversation?
JW
12:53
Fine. You win Dr Watson. I'll remove the surveillance from your phones.
MH
12:53
Wonderful!
JW
12:55
Mycroft?
SH
12:56
Seems like he's gone.
JW
12:56
Yes. So please continue with that 'vivid description" you mentioned earlier.
SH
12:56
Can't. Done with break.
JW
12:57
Bloody tease.
SH
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KP