AN: Wow, it feels good to be back writing Johnlock again. I apologize for my absence from the Fandom, SPN has hijacked my life, not that I am complaining. I've already got an idea for the next chapter – how do you all feel about Molly/Dimmock?
6:26
Sesame Chicken from Golden Lotus for dinner.
SH
6:27
You know some people use "please" when making a request.
JW
6:27
It wasn't a request.
SH
6:28
That's across London, Sherlock!
JW
6:29
John, I haven't eaten for three days.
SH
6:29
And whose fault is that?
JW
6:31
John Turner's.
SH
6:31
Who?
JW
6:32
The murderer. Keep up.
SH
6:33
Oh, you solved it, then?
JW
6:33
No, John, I have the name of the murderer but I haven't solved the case.
SH
6:34
Alright, no need to get sarcastic.
JW
6:34
There is every need. You won't get Chinese.
SH
6:35
I'll get you Chinese, just not from Golden Lotus. There's the cafe right near the flat.
JW
6:36
Their Sesame Chicken is too dry. And they drench their fried rice in soy sauce.
SH
6:36
Then order something else! Or we could go to Angelo's.
JW
6:37
I'd much rather have Chinese. Please, dear.
SH
6:37
Dear? That's not going to work on me, love.
JW
6:38
Are you honestly saying that you won't ride in a cab for a mere 30 minutes to fetch Chinese for your beloved, who just helped put a dangerous criminal behind bars?
SH
6:39
Yes, that is exactly what I am saying. It's pouring down and traffic is a nightmare.
JW
6:40
Wasn't there something on our vows about for better or for worse?
SH
6:40
Yes, but nothing about Chinese food
JW
6:41
There should have been.
SH
6:42
You are impossible.
JW
6:42
Yet you love me anyway.
SH
6:43
Yes, madman that I am.
JW
6:43
So you'll get me Chinese food?
SH
6:45
Certainly. From the cafe nearby
JW
6:46
Come now, John. Be reasonable.
SH
6:47
I am being reasonable, Sherlock. You on the other hand...
JW
6:48
I am always reasonable, John and I resent your implication otherwise.
SH
6:49
Okay, Mr. Reasonable. Explain to me how traveling 30 minutes for Chinese when there is a perfectly decent cafe that serves the same food 15 minutes ways is reasonable.
JW
6:50
The cafe nearby is not perfectly decent and therefor your argument is invalid. The only thing they serve that is even tolerable is egg rolls and I cannot subsist off of egg rolls.
SH
6:52
You are a petulant child.
JW
6:53
No. I am a hero who brought a viscous murderer to justice.
SH
6:55
Fine. I'll get you something from the Golden Lotus, but you have to talk with the press about closing this case. I'm not giving any statements for you.
JW
6:56
A loathsome bargain, John.
SH
6:57
It's the best offer you're going to get.
JW
6:58
I'd rather eat mediocre sesame chicken than spend a moment mingling with those imbeciles that call themselves reporters. Go to the cafe.
SH
6:59
I'm already here.
JW
6:59
Oh, very clever, John. And you say I am impossible.
SH
7:00
You are, love.
JW
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