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 Author has written 21 stories for Ranma, Harry Potter, Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, xxxHOLiC, and Sherlock. Favourite Authors Glen Cook That's all I can think of at the moment. Thought of the day, week what ever . . . LAST WEEK SQUEAK THIS WEEK A good plan isn't one where someone wins, it's where nobody thinks they've lost. And Beacuse I can More quotes . . . . The Kappamaki, a whaling research ship, was currently researching the question: How many whales can you catch in one week? ... walking like a man carrying a thermos flask of something that might cause, if he dropped it or even thought about dropping it, the sort of explosion that impels grey-beards to make statements like "And where this crater is now, once stood the city of Wah-Shing-Ton", in SF B-movies. "Messin' around with girls in thrall to Creatures from the Void never works out, take my word for it." UPDATE NEWS I have deleted my old yahoo group, I had not visited for well over 5 years and it had been covered in spam. See You later Phorcys |
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Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 438,017 - Reviews: 4924 - Favs: 6,407 - Follows: 6,388 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Voldemort's Last Spell by Louis IX reviews
Voldemort intended to kill the whole Potter family, but something unexpected happened. Now, the Dark Lord must face the result of a severely twisted Prophecy as well as a very old... thing. What history can Harry have after this? What history can he make?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,079 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Avenging by DB Sommer reviews
It's a fusion of Ranma 12 and Marvel's Avengers. Chapter 1 lays the groundwork for what's to come as it deals with several of the heroes origins and is a bit dry and serious compared to the rest of the story. Chapter 2 is more like the rest of the story if you want to skip to it.
Crossover - Ranma & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 654,679 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 9/17/2001 - Complete
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 178,074 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 11/14/2019 - Published: 2/13/2008
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 555,365 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 2,423 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Brother of Kasterborous by Tangerine-Alert reviews
Gallifrey is his home. It's where he's grown up, where he's studied, where his brother has also. Harry Potter is a Time Lord of Gallifrey, one with fascinating powers that Pythia would have recognised well. Now he must work out who he is when the universe is open to him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,821 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Harry P.
The Return by Sunshine Temple reviews
Sample Snippet for Post ch34 Side story Blood Debts Is Up: after the Battle of Toronto (where a Cultist and Cybernetic Assassin summon eldritch horrors in a Beachhead Scenario) someone else tumbles through the weakened walls of reality and finds themselves in the Return world. A one Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 39 - Words: 732,735 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 12/7/2018 - Published: 10/31/2002
The Daddy Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,260 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 2,916 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Cure for Boredom by SweetChi reviews
Buffy and boredom are non-mixy. So when she finds herself voodooed into a world where vampires are accepted and nothing like she's used to, what else is there to do but investigate?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 236,789 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Buffy S., Eric - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 3,929 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Antithesis by SweetChi reviews
Coruscant's industrial zone has a lot of interesting sights - extra large spider roaches, fat crime lords, feral droids... But Obi-Wan finds none of those as interesting as its newest addition - The Slayer.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,593 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 5/2/2013
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 6,650 - Follows: 6,384 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Qye by Shades reviews
PreOotp, Slash. Fifth Year has arrived for Harry Potter and he's ready for the usual things like Ron and Hermione's fights and Voldemort at the end. He's not ready for the DADA teacher and the changes she'll bring.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,792 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
espoir by slexenskee reviews
AU. After the destruction of the Death Star, Vader begins a crusade to find the boy responsible for it, the pilot by the name of Luke Skywalker. However, he was missing one critical piece of the puzzle; Luke was not actually a boy. Fem!Luke
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 5,325 - Follows: 5,882 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
The Song of the Trees by Tinn Tam reviews
DH disregarded. Damaged by the war, Harry flees everything that used to be familiar to him and instead roams the night, haunted by unsolvable questions -- what truly killed Voldemort? And what lurks in the Forbidden Forest, where the trees seem alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 225,673 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P.
Empire's Son by blank101 reviews
Dark AU-Action/Drama. In the chaos of conflict as a Republic crumbles into an Empire, two babies are smuggled to safety to keep them safe from a Sith Emperor's attention. It will not be enough. Their lives take very different paths, one raised as the Alliance's New Hope, the other as the Empire's Son. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia Organa. COMPLETE!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 374,229 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Luke S., Han S.
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 5,300 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,425 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Dark Times by Treenahasthaal reviews
Two years after joining the Rebellion Luke is shot down during a mission and ejects from his X-Wing in enemy territory. The events that follow lead him, painfully, to his first meeting with Vader and beyond. A father/son story although it might not seem like it at first.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 288,641 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Luke S., Leia O., Han S., Darth Vader
Circle that Binds by Six-string Samurai reviews
The untimely arrival of their father's friend changes things irrevocably for the Tendou sisters. Rumors of an arranged marriage a possible case of multiple personality disorder and a dog collar, are what's in store for the girls.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,700 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/19/2015 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Ranma, Kasumi
Mirror Mirror by Sythe reviews
One day, Harry J Potter made a wish in front of the mirror of Erised. One day, Bruce Banner woke up naked in a green-eyed man's aparment. One day, Harry introduced himself with his father's name to a strange man he found naked, green, and angry on the street. One day, SHIELD discovered human magic... and tried to make weapons from it. And the world is never the same.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,461 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 4,111 - Follows: 5,872 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Harry P., Loki] Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4180 - Favs: 5,664 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15198 - Favs: 22,903 - Follows: 20,134 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35539 - Favs: 26,471 - Follows: 19,513 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3910 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Ice and Honor by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What if there were a little more magic in and among the Starks of Winterfell? This Ned Stark has to adjust to a different code of honor if he's going to save the lives of his family members.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,273 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 394 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Eddard S., M. Luwin - Complete
Firebird's Song: Book II of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
Hard times lead to hard choices. What's more important? Freedom, or fate? Love, or death? Harry Potter stands on the edge of a precipice, and he is not sure if the right move is to turn and fight, or fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,289 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 2,159 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Boy in the Team by Shadenight123 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is Rookie of the Year and son of the police chief. Naruko Namikaze is prime Kunoichi and hero of Konoha, daughter of the Yondaime Hokage. Hence, the dead last assigned to their team is Shinku Haruno...son of civilians. There is no rising from the lower levels when you're surrounded by prodigies. Just live through the nightmare...and hope to wake up to a better day.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 83 - Words: 363,350 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruko U., Team Seven - Complete
Little Harry and the Mirkwood Adventure by Azraeos reviews
HPThe Hobbit crossover. Seven year old Harry Potter, along with an unexpected someone, falls into Mirkwood Forest just as Bilbo and the dwarves defeat the spiders.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,168 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 2,769 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/6/2006
Obito by Lucillia reviews
He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Pest Control by Blaise reviews
How did Peter and Nightingale cope with magical problems that arose when Nightingale was on medical leave? Set between 'Rivers of London' and 'Moon over Soho', no particular spoilers for later books.
Folly series, Ben Aaronovitch - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Peter G., T. Nightingale - Complete
Harry Potter and the Discworld by JK Pratchett reviews
After surviving the Killing Curse, Harry Potter attracts Death's curiosity. As a result, the barriers separating the Roundworld and the Discworld begin to break down, leading to more danger than Harry could ever have imagined...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,794 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 7,342 - Follows: 2,125 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the GodEmperorless Heathens by littlewhitecat reviews
The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,611 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dancing with Demons by Daystar Clarion reviews
Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,657 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U.
The Fey Ones by Keyvies reviews
Draco returns to school in his seventh year to find that his life is more complicated with his father keeping family secrets that will change his and Harry's life forever. DH slash. MagicalCreature!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,791 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Millennium by Black Dragon6 reviews
Guardian spinoff and Sailor Moon crossover. My first full dive into the worn path of SM Ranma crosses! Let's see how many characters I can totally corrupt...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 411,958 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/22/2005
Suikoden One Half by MadHat886 reviews
An encounter with a magic mirror sends Ranma to another world, leaving behind a broken past. Hey, who's the girl with silver hair? A Suikoden and Mega crossover. Is now officialy one of the longest Ranma Fanfiction on this website!
Crossover - Ranma & Suikoden - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 862,842 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Ranma
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
The Hellsing Files by Keith B. Real reviews
After suffering heavy losses, Hellsing is forced to recruit from other anime to bolster its ranks. These are their stories. I don't take requests.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 52,020 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2006
NGE: Nobody Dies by Gregg Landsman reviews
What would happen if we had everything we ever wanted? What if certain tragedies, in the past, were averted? One would normally think this would make a better world. Some old traumas could be gone. But the new pains could be worse.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 596,438 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 12/13/2009
Full Course by merrow reviews
Hatori comes over for dinner, rating may change. Hatori x Tooru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 161,701 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Hatori S., Tohru H.
To Be Human by Avelera reviews
When Kyo's bracelet breaks and he is locked in his original form, Tohru and the others are forced to consider if he can ever change back. Will this draw Tohru closer to the Sohmas or force her away from them for good? Kyouru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,379 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/27/2005 - [Kyo S., Tohru H.]
Nexus II by Black Dragon6 reviews
Death and chaos have been sown throughout the Eastern world. Guess who's job it is to clean up?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 356,482 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 4/28/2003
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2884 - Favs: 7,465 - Follows: 8,496 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Azuvengers by Section-Eight reviews
Astonishing inks by X to the Zoltan. Who needs plot when you have TRON!
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,738 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 10/18/2006
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5544 - Favs: 12,295 - Follows: 6,015 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 3,430 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Escape to Darkness by kmfrank reviews
After Voldemort's resurrection, Harry awakens to a cold stone floor. After years of toiling with a "reformed" dark wizard willing to aid his revenge, Harry escapes from Nurmengard and finds that the Wizarding world has changed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,065 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 2,069 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P., Gellert G.
Harry Potter and the Great Cthulhu by Keith B. Real reviews
Voldemort is small potatoes compared to the Great Old Ones, much to he and the rest of the HP crew's dismay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Harry P.
Ignorance is Bliss by Nugar reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Family Reunion by Lucillia reviews
The mission to Wave goes a little bit differently when Naruto encounters a relative from his mother's side of the family that nobody knew he had. Chapters will be roughly drabble length or maybe a little longer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 3,516 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
For the Love of a Veela by Lord Retro reviews
Draco Malfoy needs to find a mate before his 17th Birthday. Will Harry be up to the challenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15743 - Favs: 10,037 - Follows: 7,648 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Between Day and Night by Lawra reviews
Ranma x Gargoyles Crossover - As usual, various and powerful magical entities decide to play with Ranma's life. Oh that poor, poor boy.
Crossover - Gargoyles & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 125,162 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Demona, Ranma
The Last Vanteera by Tinkering reviews
Harry Potter feels he has completed his magical training and expresses a wish to his mentor to delve into the Dark Arts.However on his first attempt to prove himself something goes horribly trayed by all he trusts,Harry finds himself with the enemy. (DISCONTINUED)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,924 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Abjuration by Surarrin reviews
Whether Dumbledore's man, or The White Court's Pet Wizard, Harry Potter can never escape outside control. From being the BoyWhoLived, to The White Court's errand boy everything is always out of his control. HPxDresden Crossover Pre BloodRites
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 85,755 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Harry P.
Conceptions of the Self by ChangeIsJustifiable reviews
07 - Sore throats, nightmares, and the differences between organics and Cybertronians - something is terribly wrong with Sam. To live is to evolve, and shape alone is not enough. Think of it as a mutual learning experience. Bot!Sam Bee/Sam
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 198,483 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sam W., Bumblebee
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5655 - Favs: 4,431 - Follows: 3,132 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Perfect Vessel by shima orealu reviews
What if Orochimaru had picked Naruto to be his next vessel, instead of Sasuke and had given Naruto the curse seal in the forest of death? What would happen differently?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,522 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Taking out the Trash by skabs reviews
Buffy is adjusting to life after Sunnydale, Harry is adjusting to life after Hogwarts. Cleanup is a pain. BTVS X HP rated to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,604 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
The Master of Discipline by lord of the land of fire reviews
Can one ordinary man bring light into darkness and change the heart of a woman who believes only in violence? How much can one man really accomplish? Can he change the world?
Sekirei - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,973 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Keitaro: The Hater Of Women by Necromonger reviews
Events that occurred in Keitaro's life have lead him to despise women. How will he react when he is assigned manager at Hinata Sou, an all girls dormitory? Please give me one week to send outlines to those who requested
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 170,308 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2005
Resident Evil: The Naruto Project by Uzuki-Kun reviews
The Umbrella Corporation has unwittingly unleashed the T-Virus on the city of Konoha, and now, it is attempting to clean up the mess. But...are things ever that easy? Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,588 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 5394 - Favs: 5,828 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Seeking the Incomplete by Marz1 reviews
A BTVS FMA crossover. To keep the balance on the hellmouth, the Powers that be prevent the Slayer from returning to life in this world...but the powers don't control every world.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 145,959 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006
To See A Falling Star by Lady FoxFire reviews
When Vernon's abuse goes to far, will Harry be able too live with the effects? Warning: implied sexual contact and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,061 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 5/18/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Book of Dobby: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
There's only so far you can push anyone before they'll push back, and Harry's been pushed too far. Between that and Dobby's form of mad proving contagious, things are about to get violent. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,963 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008
Vocare Prabia by Amber Evans Potter reviews
AU. When Harry gets transported to another universe where his life is turned upside down. Is there any way that he can go home? And does he want to when he finds out his parents are still alive there? Chapter 46.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 142,799 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Harry P.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 6,335 - Follows: 1,905 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Notebook by DB Sommer reviews
Osaka finds a notebook with a catch
Crossover - Azumanga Daioh & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Ranma the Amorous Oversexed Nympho by WFROSE reviews
Hmm, almost 7 sporadic years on this story, my sexy self feels kinda pathetic and no life-ish at the moment...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 194,374 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2001
Freaks and Geeks by Hello Moto reviews
Au Non Magic. Draco Malfoy was born deaf, and now he is being forced to go to a boarding school in New England for the first time. Things aren't going his way. Then he meets Harry Potter, a boy with more than his fair share of secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,266 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Plan With One Obvious Flaw by netgirly2k reviews
A Female Time Lord, the one thing that had been missing from his cunning plan to repopulate Gallifrey.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Fallen by lessthanlucid reviews
Harry has changed in order to survive his godfathers death. This leads to new situations that no one could have imagined. Adventure, intrigue, and everyday life have really taken a twist for Harry and co. Better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 138,219 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 348 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Chaos Factor by Nemo Blank reviews
Nodoka puts her foot down, each fiancée must put her best foot forward and of course Ranma puts his foot right in it.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,278 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Ranma
Learning to Fly by Tonko reviews
Naruto-Pern Fusion AU. Naruto/Neji. Naruto goads Neji to come to the Weyr.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,976 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Neji H.
A Little Problem by Leda74 reviews
A visit to the Mended Drum results in some unwelcome attentions for Donna and a whole lot of trouble for the Doctor. Discworld crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Sam Vimes, Wee Mad Arthur - Complete
Malignant Objects by Charlie -dashdot- Blue reviews
Left in an orphanage, Harry Potter, twin to the alleged BoyWhoLived, was taken into an underground world of debauchery, hedonism and beauty. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord has risen, and the wizarding world lives in darkness, politics & powergames. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,427 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,399 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Resident Hellsing 2 by Keith B. Real reviews
Six years after Seras escaped from Raccoon City, she is sent on a mission to rescue the American president's daughter who has gone missing in Europe.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,892 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Seras - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 4,993 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Eldritch Asylum by obsidian-fox reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter, Lovecraft Shadows in London run deeper than they ever did in Nerima. Ranma begins an epic tale of good, evil, and the vast twilight between them. Summary inside. DEAD
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 129,578 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Ranma
The Redemption of the Black Sisters by jon3776 reviews
One sister had a soul consumed by the darkest magics.Another was lost in a loveless marriage.Neither had expected the life they had ended up with and in the quiet of their souls they wanted a second chance. Now they have one. PostOOTP HarryBellaNarcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,309 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 4,461 - Follows: 4,405 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6349 - Favs: 17,095 - Follows: 5,969 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5645 - Favs: 11,265 - Follows: 4,984 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Black Sheep by True Radical Dreamer reviews
AU. Uchiha Naruto, son of Rin and Obito, tries to find his place in life. However, with a crazy teachers like Gai and Anko, will that place be where he wants it? Naruto/Anko, Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 184,739 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,566 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7304 - Favs: 6,112 - Follows: 2,629 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 3,373 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
And I Owe it All to My Stomach by sum nox reviews
Harry and Draco accidently preform an ancient marriage ritual and are now betrothed to one another. (or are they)and Voldemort is slightly more insane than in the books! HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,678 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 5,624 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 5,514 - Follows: 1,968 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reign of Power by Fyrning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3478 - Favs: 5,628 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Pride of Suna by Legendary Legacy reviews
The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,634 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 518 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Carving Out a Future by Dreamfall reviews
Her crew doesn't know that Serenity's new passenger, a carpenter with an 'unusual upbringing', is a relic from the past. And Xander's not looking for trouble. Then again, neither are they. Not usually, leastwise. It just tends to come calling anyway. Gen.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,072 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006
When Summoning, Please Watch The Wording by Ryuuza Kochou reviews
Dean and Sam fall into the hands of Satanists, who, naturally, want to use Sam as the vessel for the Golden Eyed Demon. Well...they do get A Certain Golden Eyed Demon. And an avenging Angel. And a serious posterior whooping. Good Omens Crossover
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 293 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Path of Chaos: Ascension of Supremacy by Lord Rance reviews
A powerful entity has been reborn after so many eons being dead, but what if the entity doesn't want to go back to what he used to be? This is a story of a powerful god, who doesn't want to become a god.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 564,368 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Ranma - Complete
Imminent Change by Botan-kun reviews
AU, OOC, OC. I'm back the reasons for my long delay are listed in the new chapter. Details: Naruto changes his way of life and makes new friends along the way to show him a better outcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,990 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Naruto U.
Miranda by Dyce reviews
The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,933 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
The Titans and the Lost Boy by Lathis reviews
A story about a boy,a girl, another girl, some heroes, even more villains and a handful of martial artists thrown in for good measure. Follow Ryouga as he stumbles into a world of Super Human proportion. A Ranma X Teen Titans crossover, unlike any other.
Crossover - Ranma & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 306,483 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Ryoga, Raven - Complete
Addicted to Death by Sinnatious reviews
Light Yagami was not a superstitious person. That was until he met Kimihiro Watanuki. xXxholicDeath Note crossover. 4 parts.
Crossover - Death Note & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,502 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Light Y., K. Watanuki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Purple Bullseye by goddessofspite reviews
It is well known that Muggles would never stand a chance in a fight against a fully trained adult Wizard. Right? Unless, of course, they used MUGGLE ways of fighting back... like, say, oh... snapping a certain Dark Lord's wand in half? Can you say "oops"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 152,543 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 4,696 - Follows: 3,965 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
This Heart of Mine by merrow reviews
How Ayame met Mine and what it did to him.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Ayame S., Mine K.
The Shiny Snitch by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Harry Potter in the 26th century... And the crew of Serenity's along for the ride. Drabble challenge, multiple crossovers. Back in business.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,533 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Mal, River
Purity and Corruption by Kryo2000 reviews
Tenchi was once a promising GP Officer, but things changed for the worse after he met the dreaded space pirate Ryoko...
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,940 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Complete
Kinship by Dyce reviews
Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Grand Theft Auto: Nerima by Wolfgang Krauser reviews
Ranma gets chased out of town, but after two years of burying his past mistakes, he gets some information concerning Akane and he has to come back. The big wigs running the show from Liberty City don't take kindly to his return.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 193,615 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 5/11/2005
Irreversible Destiny by SheWolfe7 reviews
AU. HPLV. Dark!Harry. Severitus. Can someone's destiny really be set in stone? It's time for change, time for revolution and time for truths to be revealed. Freedom comes in many forms and Cyriacus Snape is about to usher in a new unexpected future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,006 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nenju by 3Jane reviews
Where do happiness and ever after intersect? Post series, complete. FuuMugenJin.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,758 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Chaos and Carnage by Gundraw reviews
What if the symbiote spawned from Venom had another trait acquired from one Peter Parker... the one to protect the masses, and that there is a responsibility with the power it has. And what if it somehow stumbled upon our young Pigtailed Protagonist?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,585 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Ranma
Lesson by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
Takes place during the Spider's Grudge Arc. Doumeki, remembering the advice he got from Yuko, isn't willing to just let Watanuki have his way anymore.DoumekiWatanuki.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,618 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Jayne Eyre by Meltha reviews
The great novel Jayne Eyre comes to life before your gorram eyes. The crossover that had to be written. Extremely silly stuff. Now includes very silly slash. Seventh chapter added and now COMPLETE.
Crossover - Firefly & Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Jayne - Complete
Ranma Just Plain Hard by WFROSE reviews
Yeah B! Go ahead and flame me I got my gasoline drawls on!
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,677 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 4/3/2002
Umber by AbominableDante reviews
Werewolves, shonenai, OC, oh my!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,059 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Complete
Book one: Start in a new life by writing-phoenix reviews
On hold AU How would things have changed if the Dursley’s had gone from insulting Harry to hurting him? This story features Harry’s first year at Hogwarts, him making friends and facing challenges in the new and wonderful world. Warning: Child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 139,502 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Treatise on the Price of Sugar in the Edo Period by Sintari reviews
Nothing can be too good for you if you've never wanted it anyway. MugenFuu.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
A Surreal Tale by E. M. Pink reviews
AU. Slytherin!Harry. What happens to the Wizarding World when Bellatrix and others discover the news of her inability to bear magical children? An enraged Dark Lord falls, and a small boy becomes missing: Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,908 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3946 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Crimson Ways by Mamushi reviews
Jack's past comes back to haunt him in more ways than one. Contains Vampires and SLASH. (Of the JW kind in later chapters.) You know the drill: Don't like, don't read.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,531 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 9/5/2003
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4489 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Vampiric Ascent by Demon God of Chaos reviews
RanmaGold DiggersVTM: Bloodlines Crossover. Ranam has been in posession of a strange gift for a long time. he has managed to keep it hidden from everyone even his father. if they knew they would kill him. Vampire!Ranma
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,515 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11279 - Favs: 21,065 - Follows: 7,179 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Horse and His Cabbit by borg rabbit reviews
AU Tenchi and Ranma xover Ryo Ohki had more than one egg. final chapt added.
Crossover - Ranma & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,586 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Ranma - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lost and found by Law-kun reviews
RanmaTenchi crossover. Ranma discovers somthing about his past after looking through an old photo album which leads to yet more madness. DEAD.
Crossover - Ranma & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 95,344 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Ranma
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 6,084 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3366 - Favs: 6,423 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2439 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Expect Little Sleep Tonight by Citadel reviews
Just how many times can a girl get kidnapped and forced to work in a brothel? And what happens when Mugen is Fuu's first customer? He'll help her escape right? Yeah right! MugenFuu Romance, PostSeries, Warning: Adult Content, COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,867 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Mugen, Fuu - Complete
Tsukimaonichuan: Spring of Drowned Moon Cat by Innortal reviews
You asked for it, and here it is. Ranma fell into Tsukimaonichuan: Spring of Drowned Moon Cat. How will he fair as Minako's advisor?
Sailor Moon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,945 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Freedom And Not Peace by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 86 - Words: 500,864 - Reviews: 5347 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Black Kisses by Mehetabelo reviews
Harry wakes nightly from a recurring dream, a dream that has him on edge and unable to think properly. Who is this woman who is bringing out feelings of great pleasure? Will his perception of the woman he hates most change? Harry-VariousCharacters [WiP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,333 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
A Day in the Life of by Somewhere NofA reviews
A day in the mundane existence of one Shinji Ikari. Watch as everyone's favourite antihero suffers through the indignities of his daily life. Looking for an epic literary masterpiece? Go read something else.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,372 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Camping by Kaori reviews
This story picks up directly after where The Shinobi's Guide to Television left off. Once again we tumble down the rabbit hole of depravity! The Third Guide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 4084 - Favs: 3,045 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5980 - Favs: 7,287 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2841 - Favs: 3,375 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inspired By Your Shoe Laces by Smarmy Penguin reviews
When Blaise, Draco and Goyle decide to rebel against their parents in the most unusual fashion, chaos insures! Featuring Harry Potter’s magic fingers, Leather, shoe laces, funnels and anything else these twisted boys can produce. finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,087 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Web of Lies: Revelations by Star Polaris reviews
Alec's year at Hogwarts can't be normal, after all, being the Harry Potter and posing as Albus Dumbledore's grandson is bound to bring trouble. Sequel to Web of Lies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 92,483 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 6,313 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Changing Path by Xerxez reviews
Well Ranma has had enough of nerima and leaves, not on the best of conditions. Nodoka tells Ranma of her family and her sister living in England. Ranma heads for England to begin a new life with the help of his aunt.(Hellsing, James Bond crossover)
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,606 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004
Dark Guardian by DarkDemon reviews
Do you ever wonder why Sailor Moon seem to avoid enemy attack by 'accident? It isn't just because she's a klutz. This is why.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Anaphalis reviews
Vengeful gods. Sarcastic, evil butterflies. Two men in her bed. Somehow this wasn't quite what Tohru had pictured for her life after highschool. Yukiru, Kyoru
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,653 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Tohru H.
Strange Magic by swampthang reviews
After being cursed and abandoned, Prince Draco of the Vampires finds himself lost in an elven forest, where he finds and falls in love with the Elven Prince Harry. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,372 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Prometheus Bound by Dius Corvus reviews
Harry survives an unbearable summer and returns to Hogwarts to learn secrets about himself that he really could have done without. He’s lost his sight, all illusions about his parentage, and now will he lose himself? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,430 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance for a New Life by Dens Serpentis reviews
preHBP HPBtVS Crossover: Harry Potter has defeated Voldemort, but at the cost of his own happiness. In a desperate ploy, Dumbledore sends him to Sunnydale to help Buffy, the Vampire Slayer...ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,433 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Meet Eric Emrys Snape by Geloalto reviews
Similar to Severitus challenge- 6th year fic, Snape as Harry's father, Harry in trouble with the Ministry, not Azkaban, non slash, rating may go up, WIP and OOTP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,334 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
Adflictation Lair by WitchesInTraining reviews
COMPLETE!Harry's having one of the worst summers of his life. Abuse from his uncle and a tragic car accident lead him to Grimmauld Place, where he faces the trials of friendship and trust. But that isn't the worst of it... trouble always seems to find Har
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,024 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Ranma, Far Traveler by FireForEffect reviews
Genma a panda? Goes without saying. But when Ranma is skipped across several pools, things are bound to be different. On Hiatus...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,014 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005
Fast Tracks by tyron23 reviews
Ranma/Sailor Moon/ Minor Gold Diggers Crossover
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 1/19/2003
Potter by Water Mage reviews
One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,880 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 4,041 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Adamantium Rage by Morden Night reviews
The neko-ken goes terribly wrong. The doctors discover Ranma's healing factor and he is given to the rebuilt Weapon-X.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,700 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 6/4/2001
Bestest Birthday Ever by nonjon reviews
ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,837 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 4,636 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 85 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Identity by Priest Li Xiang reviews
Sometimes, you do what you gotta do. And in finding himself, Ranma finds himself in some rather... unique... positions. From Sailor Senshi to Goa'uld System Lord, Saotome's life is never easy. [MMXO]
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2005
Harry Potter, son of Anéthiel, star of Siryái by Messrmarauder017 reviews
[HPLOTR crossover] To free his world from the torment of Voldemort, Harry must leave. After a brief talk with some higher beings, he is sent to Middle-Earth.[rated for later chapters]-(better info inside)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,460 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 1/15/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Harry P.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Snape's Vocation by Gillian Middleton reviews
Sequel to 'Mine'. Snape and Harry settle down and learn more about each other. These chapters can be read as individual stories, but I have further chapters written and planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,982 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
History Repeats Itself by Asha Dreamweaver reviews
HP/BtVS. Harry Potter is called as the Vampire Slayer. His personality suffers radical changes as he copes with being an assasin of the undead. When a fight with a demon goes horribly wrong and he is hit by an unknown spell, he is sent back to the past -
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 93,615 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Fallen For A Veela by tati1 reviews
Harry's had a change over puberty. Now, he finds out his heritage and some complicated things dealing with being submissive. SLASH! HPSSDM. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,504 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
To Tell a Hawk From a Handsaw by N. Reynolds reviews
[Story Completed] Ranma realizes how messed up his life is, and comes up with a plan. Ranma pretends to be mad in order to outmaneuver his "friends" and "family." Insanity inspired by Hamlet, with influences from unpopular culture. FINAL CHAPTER POSTED!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,644 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 5/15/2002 - Complete
Azumanga Royale by DB Sommer reviews
Come on, you knew someone had to do it. It's an AzumangaBattle Royale fusion. Luckily, this one is a parody and not meant to be taken seriously
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Skinless by Shivvlan reviews
It’s said that beauty is only skin deep, and that to truly know a person you have to look beneath the flesh to the soul within the casing. SasuNaru. Almost Shounen-ai, but maybe just super-good friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,179 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ah! My System Bug by Gekigengar3 reviews
In the midst of training, Ranma makes an unusual friend. A friend that will help him fulfill a destiny neither has any knowledge of. Ranma/AMG cross. R&R + Send Fanart!
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,701 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 12/3/2002
Ranma Saotome: The Atomic Kid by ContraBardus reviews
In order to ensure Ranma is manly, he sends him off with someone for special training.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 61,077 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/2/2002
The Veela Allurement by Illucia reviews
DMHP During the summer before their last year in school starts, Draco Malfoy s Veela heritage is awoken. He s searching his mate and that leads him to the most unsuspected target. A hard and difficult one too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,982 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Horror, The Pain, The SLASH! by rhovan reviews
This is for everyone who has ever read REALLY BAD slash and wanted to rip out their own eyes, this is slash MY way. UPDATED Chapter 4 is up people. Read it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,979 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/18/2002 - Published: 9/10/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Serpent of Lord Voldemort by Angie Astravic reviews
Transformed into a serpent, a prisoner in Voldemort's lair, Harry must engineer his escape amidst encounters with Nagini, Wormtail and Snape, and then find a way to protect Malfoy from the Dark Lord's wrath when his mission to kill Harry goes awry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,959 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/19/2002 - Published: 12/24/2000
I am the Very Model of a Future Evil Overlord by Elspeth1 reviews
J.K. Rowlings meets W.S. Gilbert.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2002 - Draco M. - Complete
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How to Make a Cup of Tea, by Dr J Watson reviews
To first make a cup of tea, you must have a tea pot unfortunately the last time John saw the tea pot it was filled with hazardous waste. Comic gen
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Born to Drive reviews
Draco refuses to take driving lessons, Harry faces the consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Phorcys Harry Potter Drabbles reviews
Collected in one place my Harry Potter drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008
Ranma’s Horrible Histories reviews
Ranma / Sailor Moon and others MultiCrossOver. One day a strange boy turns up at the gates of time, escaping through the gates with Pluto's key. Ranma's strange and chaotic journey through time, dimensions, and space.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,081 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Ranma
Wild Wolf reviews
A cross over with were wolves. Ranma's life couldn't get much worse until on the training trip with his father he discovers a nasty secret.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,908 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 1/24/2005
LSpace Strikes Back reviews
Discworld Crossover. In the deepest, darkest corners or Yuuko's store room something stirs. 'glingeglingeglinge'
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
As Good As It Gets reviews
Harry and Voldemort out on the final battle field are joined by an unexpected visitor. ParodyQuick comic brain fart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Kindly Ones reviews
On his return to school Harry is forced to discover some long hidden secrets about himself and his family. While Voldemort is building a new plan of destruction. HD. magical creatures.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,817 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Lavender and Miso reviews
Watanuki, use to have some one who looked out for him when he fell. A little glimpse into his childhood.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006
Spirit Hunter reviews
When Supernatural beings turn up dead in Tokyo Ranma is involved before he knows it. Now Ranma must find out who is killing the magical beings of Tokyo before it's to late for them, and him. All chapters have been revised.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,961 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Ranma
Tickle Me Wolfram reviews
There were two in the bed, and the big one said roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out. As he hit the floor he gave a shout. . .YuuriWolfram
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
It's Tradition reviews
Yuuri thought being King meant less work not more. Parody, YuuriWolfram [If you squint]
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
St Harry and his Dragon reviews
Once upon a time, a certain Dragon asked for a bed time story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cat's Got Your Tongue? reviews
A story of peril, danger, man eating socks, vamps, and veela. Drabble. Inspired by hpvamp ljcommunity. I may have lied about the socks, and possible the veela as well, but not the vamps! Still a good read. H4D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Fallen reviews
Ranma and Genma are two dangerous thieves who are heading for the border to escape the heat. On the way they kidnap the Tendo family. Once they reach Mexico though their safe hide, out may not be that safe.From Dusk Till Dawn cross over.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Ranma
Rock, Paper, Scissors reviews
There are questions in slash that always arise and beg to be answered. This is my humourous attack on slash bad, good, it doesn't matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Hunting reviews
Harry is being chased by over-enthusiastic over-sexed and seriously suicidal Hogwarts students. They will do anything to get their man. Preferably tied to bed with handcuffs.Brand Spanking New Chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,333 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Harry P.
Voldemort vs Crazy Frog reviews
Not a Songfic. In one corner an evil creature spawned by the very depths of hell. In the other Voldemort. Who will come out the victor? A short one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
Voldemort's Gulity Pleasure reviews
A very short one shot induced by me wondering what does Voldemort get upto when he finishes torturing muggles and gets back home to put his feet up in front of the fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
But I Got High reviews
What is Hagrid growing behind his hut? What is that cloud of smoke emerging from the Gryffindors common room. What are you doing? Read This!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005
Roof Sitting reviews
My first song-fic, taking the Galaxy Song by Monty Python from 'The Meaning Of Life' I have taken a situation which nearly always seems to turn up in some fanfiction and put it too this song. I just had to get it out of my head.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/9/2005
