This is amazing and hilarious and all things good and just! Things I loved in no particular order: how Jayne's true love was Vera; Adele; Jayne's attempt to turn to prostitution; the very few times the narrator and Jayne agreed on something; Hannah's unapologetic attitude about nearly killing Jayne; Jayne drawing the line at bigamy and beating up his former fiancee; St John's idea of a (series of) proposals; and how, almost no matter what he did, everyone treated Jayne as a genteel Victorian lady.

I was just roaring from laughter/ thank you

When I first read Jane Eyre at the age of 10, I thought it was science fiction, because...a world without electricity?... Fifty six years later, you have proven my childish understanding absolutely correct.

Bravo! Love this crazy crossover. Made me laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

I cannot even begin to select the best line to quote, there were so many in this chapter. ROTFL. Perhaps Jayne telling St John to stuff it.

"So you'll marry me, my dove?" Mr. Rochester said, not quite able to figure out which of the three Jaynes he was seeing was the genuine article.

"Hell no," Jayne said, backing away. "I may be a fornicating, blaspheming, train-robbing, granny-bilking, baby-candy-stealing, lazy, good-for-nothin' bandit, but I ain't no bigamist! No offense, Ed, but I gotta draw the line somewheres, and that there's it."

LOL!

"Oh, je suis tres heureuse! J'ai besoin de lecons a Anglais. Maintenant, seulement Sophie me comprends. Alors, Monsieur Rochester pense que je suis mal a la tete!" the child babbled quickly. "Zut, alors! Vous etes un homme? Pourquoi est-ce que vous habitez une robe?" "Huh? She talkin' Dutch or somethin'?" Jayne, you received full marks in French during your time at Lowood. "Yeah, and the French teacher and I were on real good terms, if you get my drift. What about the maid? She talk regular?"
I laughed out loud, my husband asked what was so funny, and I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes. OMG. This is so funny. I especially like the aside dialog between Jayne and the narrator.

i want the review and the idea or the intract ;please next time do it "

Laughed until I peed a little. Awesome fic!

This is pure win. Never before have I bothered to actually read a tale of crack in it's entirety before now. Thank you Meltha, for bringing this beacon of laughter into the world.

So far i love love love it keep up the good work

Oh...my...goodness. This has had me in unmanly (which is just first cause unlike dear Jayne I ain't a man) giggles from start to finish. Please please PLEASE do more things like this. I'd love to read Mal's version of Sound of Music. And others.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA THIS IS THE GREATEST IDEA EVER! Shiny!

That's hilarious! I don't have time today to continue reading, but I wanted to drop a review and tell you this was rec'd to me as a funny and entertaining read. You did really good here. Thanks for sharing!

Best. Retelling. EVER.