I am extremely efficient; I simply prefer the challenge of procrastination. To relax, I hang hammocks from forest trees for resting gliding squirrels. My most recent project of digging an underground tunnel system to every IKEA in the world using only a plastic spoon and a single Dixie cup was successfully completed in thirteen days.

When I was five years old, I converted an Easy-Bake Oven, a blender, and wind-up clapping monkey toy into a hovering Smart Car that runs solely on soy sauce. I started driving when I was seven. The police made a special exception for my underage operation of a vehicle on account of my prodigal driving prowess. I intercept letters from alien spies every night between 8:54PM and 9:23PM.

I am an artist at heart but an scientist in mind. On my free time, I aid PhD candidates across the country to optimize the polyhedrin gene bacmid in Escherichia Coli to mass produce a cure for Irritable Bowel Syndrome. I have recently made the suggestion for the finished FDA approved product to be made into chewable Pokémon shaped gummies.

I once finished a marathon without my feet every touching the ground. I take exactly twenty-four minutes to finish eating lunch each day. On my sixteenth birthday, I hand-glided across Canada carrying only a box of alphabet cereal and a CamelBak full of lime Kool Aid. I have a severe allergy to acid rain. I repair luxury tires to satisfy my guilty pleasure for getting my hands dirty. I have an innate ability to zip up a jacket without the use of my thumbs. I sing opera in my shower. I paint impressionist pieces on my fogged-up mirrors. I weigh paper for fun.

I love FanFiction.