Mandarb: I have changed my name. I'm sorry for any confusion and terrible ski accidents that may have caused.

Sawa: She's lying, she doesn't care at all.

Mandarb: Shutup. The reason for the unexpected name change... this has become a JOINED ACCOUNT! Yay! Dance! Anyway, my acount joinee, I would like to introduce, is Sawa the Internet Detective!

Sawa: Stop calling me that!

Mandarb: But I LIKE calling you Sawa the Internet Detective!

Sawa: -.- Oh well. Since you're too insane to do it, I may as well introduce myself. Hi, I'm Sawa -

Mandarb: - The Internet Detective!

Sawa: Fine, whatever, Sawa the Internet Detective. But just call me Sawa.

Mandarb: Or SID!

Sawa: Sid? Why Sid?

Mandarb: Short for Sawa the Internet Detective!

Sawa: -.-

Mandarb=D

Sawa: Anyway, I've joined Mandarb's account, because I can't be bothered to make my own, plus the only fanfic I've ever actually written was a joined project with Mandarb.

Mandarb: and it's not even written yet!

Sawa: No, but when it is, it will have lots of delightful makeout scenes!

Mandarb and Sawa: - cackle evilly -

Mandarb: Hurrah! I have finally gotten my arse around to writing another chapter for Remus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging! Now you can celebrate, loyal fans!

Random Person: - looks around - all your loyal fans died out two centuries ago, waiting for you to post chapter nine.

Mandarb: - grumble grumble -

Sawa: Anyway... let's go catch Leprechauns.

Mandarb: Indeed!

Sawa and Mandarb: - run off to catch Leprechauns -

Sawa: -actually stays and watchs Mandarb run off- So gulible. I actually got an account but I'm not gonna tell anyone the name yet cause i'm EVIL!-cackles evily- I've had to much sugar.