I'm just a fanfic writer, and not a very good one at that.

Anime's I read or watched

Fruits Basket, Godchild, The Cain Saga, Chobits, Hellsing, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2, Lupin the III (It's so fucking hilarious), Black Cat, Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Rave Master, R.O.D., Fullmetal Alchemist (Roy and Ed baby, Roy and Ed), Case Closed, Alice the 19th, YuYu Hakusho, Wolfs Rain, Peach Girl, Dazzle, Aoi House, Red River, Angel Sanctuary, Canon, Canterella, Ceres, Death Note, Yugioh, Ruroni Kenshin, Her Majesty's Dog, Sensual Phrase (Smut all around), RG Veda, and about 2 dozen more that I don't want to list.

Things I like to do

My only real talents are pissing people off with sarcastic comebacks and reading. I can average about a hundred pages a minute. Go me!

Notes

To everyone who has either read, or reviewed my stories, I want to thank you for all of your support. For the past two years I have been trying to improve my writing, and my writing technique. In this process, I have found my strengths and my weaknesses. My strengths lie in one-shots, my weakness is not being able to carry on a plot for more than a few chapters. As such, I have deleted all stories that are unseemly to read, and the ones that have no future end in sight.

Extra

While I was looking at Death Note fanfiction, I happened upon these quotes. If you agree with the points in these quotes, I urge you to copy them to your profile. Keep in mind that I did not make any of these quote unless otherwise stated.

Put this in your profile if you ever saw a boy and girl hugging and was tempted to scream, "NO! DON'T DO IT! SHE'LL FIND OUT ABOUT THE CURSE!"

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. :

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." Oscar Levent

"Meddle thee not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and tasty with ketchup." - Unknown

"Quoth the Raven, nevermore." Edgar Allan Poe

Heaven fears me and Hell as rejected me.

Imagination is more important than knowledge. – Albert Einstein

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.

I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

I didn’t say it was your fault... I said I was going to blame you.

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Always forgive your enemies... nothing annoys them so much.

Whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tried slamming a revolving door!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

Copy and Paste this into your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune, and all were composed by Mozart

eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fi

Other Things That Just Don’t Fit Anywhere Else

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses are wilted,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head!

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

If We All Believed the Things We Saw in Movies

All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.

Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people-whether they are employed or not.

During any police investigation, it is necessary to visit at least one strip club

It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition - even if you haven't been carrying any before now.

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.

Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.

A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.

Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

It is not necessary to say hello or good-bye when beginning or ending phone conversations.

Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

Wearing a vest or stripping to the waist can make a man invulnerable to bullets.

If you find yourself caught up in a misunderstanding that could be cleared up quickly with a simple explanation, for goodness sake, keep your mouth shut.

A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.

When confronted by an evil international terrorist, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.

One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at one man.

Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely

If being fired at by Germans, hide in a river - or even a bath. German bullets are unable to penetrate water.

Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper clippings - specially if any of their family or friends have died in a strange boating accident.

All computer disks will work in all computers, regardless of software.

Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste by their actions.

A credit card or a paper clip can pick any lock in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

When driving a car it is normal to look not at the road but at the person sitting beside you or in the back seat for the entire journey.

An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.

Having a job of any kind will make fathers forget their son's eighth birthday

The more a man and a woman seem to hate each other, the more likely they will fall in love.

All pistols shoot at least 20 times.

All single women have a cat.

Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.

Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.

During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.

Every car that goes off a cliff explodes before it hits the ground.

Guns are like disposable razors - if you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. You can always buy a new one.

If a killer is lurking in your house, it's easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath - even if it's the middle of the afternoon.

If a phone line is broken, communication can be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying, "Hello? Hello?"

If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.

If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15 cm.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.

Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions can be played without moving the fingers.

Stolen clothes are always a perfect fit.

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally atthat precise moment you turn the television on.

No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.

The "woman" will always fall down trying to escape.

Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

You can always find a chainsaw whenever you're likely to need one.

Did You Know . . .

Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
Boys aren't worth your tears.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

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Happy reading to all,

Lady Sorrow