taxiphobiahide bio
 Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Fruits Basket, Death Note, and Ouran High School Host Club. -dusts away cobwebs- Weelll, I'm here to say that I quit fanfiction. School has been crazy, my only time to update now, weekends and vacations, have been consumed by hyperactive friends, the mall, myspace, fervent maga reading, working out, and of course, Mabinogi (my name is Narie there, if you can find me!) So ja. My life here is over. Baibai. See you whenever. (Not that this account will be deleted or anything, just in case people still enjoy reading my fics or if I ever wish to continue writing.) So now I explore the new FF features! o.O |
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Finding My Brother by Cold-Hearted NightFox reviews
Cagalli transferred to an allboys school, giving a false excuse to her father that she wants to go there because of the fighters. Now, in the school, she has to face a temperamental roommate, a blue haired fighter with a suspicious glint in his eyes, and
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,816 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A.
Blue Bloods by IrisEclipsed reviews
Tenten thinks he's an ass; Neji thinks she's dirt. Marriage seems inevitable for the couple that can't stand each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,521 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Again by kimcat reviews
-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2864 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 3,603 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Operation Host! by xxfirebubblesxx reviews
-Fruits Basket xover- Objective: Befriend one blonde idiot. Warnings: Beware of observant crossdressers, hug-happy fangirls, unwelcome cursed relatives, smokebombs, alcoholic tea, and exploding cookie batter. Mission: Impossible.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,188 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007
Diary Of A Weasel by lunarxshinobi reviews
Itachi's Diary, Just accept the Coolness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/30/2007
Diary Of A Snake by lunarxshinobi reviews
Orochimaru's Diary, Feel free to shudder occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/30/2007
When Heaven's Not Enough by eyesofcoal reviews
Sasuke leaves a broken kunoichi in Konoha to destroy his brother...all Sakura has left is a cold heart and bitter resentment. After 3 years, Sasuke returns to find a very different Sakura. Can he heal his broken cherry blossom? SasSak NaruHin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,344 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Konoha's All Boys Boarding School Scars sequal by Riayu reviews
Well, there's a nurse that looks like a girl, a pedophile Vice Principal, a teacher and a Principal who like to read porn, and an unnatural amount of testosterone. Get passed those and the girls posing as guys and your fine. SasuNaruSasu in later chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,187 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Diary Of An Avenger by lunarxshinobi reviews
Sasuke's Diary, enough said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007
Mello's ABC's by whitetyger123 reviews
Mello's awsome rants about words starting with each letter of the alphabet. Last chapter is up! Written by whitetyger123 and schoolgirlcheesesculpture. Got to 100 reviews! Thanks everyone! Please R&R! Extra new awesome anniversary bonus chapter!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,539 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Mello - Complete
Looking Right Through You by SHANTI SYNDROME reviews
Sasuke's past was one none would want to experience. The pain, the suffering would be so much for a person, nonetheless a child. When Sasuke moved, he felt something. Happiness. It was all Naruto's doing. Love emerges, and love forgotten...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kimimaro Short by little-peachmomoko reviews
What can I a poet do, left desolate, but count?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kimimaro K., Orochimaru - Complete
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Somber Return by Lady-Solita reviews
Six years after Chihiro left the Spirit World, it has been plagued with a dark shadow. Good spirits are infected with the darkness, warping their minds. Chirhiro knows nothing of this...that is, until her little brother is kidnapped by a certain dragon...
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,506 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Complete
Sunrise by Dattebayo Girl reviews
Itachi now conrols Konoha, and it's up to Naruto and Sasuke to change that with help from an inside ally, but who's side is he really on? The sun no longer rose in The Hidden Village of the Leaves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007
Prince Charming by Hybrid-Demon reviews
L is a prince. A very bored prince. After a very unplanned suicide attempt quite literally lands him in the arms of his prince charming, he gets the excitement he's been craving. RaitoxL AU Yaoi full summery inside
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,241 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,213 - Reviews: 4196 - Favs: 3,790 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Genius in Love by emptyword reviews
[Oneshot] [Crack] Raito is deluded, Ryuuzaki has a secret admirer, and Soichiro refuses to marry off his son. Not to that oddball of a detective anyway.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
L Used Logic by Jack of Chocolate reviews
L used logic. But, there's a GameBoy? Hmmm...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Love Note by sciathan file reviews
[Cracktastic parody of Death Note] When Tamaki finds what appears to be a lost notebook, a bored cupid offers him a chance to be... the god of love? And, with Tamaki in charge, relationships have never been so crazy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,403 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Tamaki S.
Sweet Dreams by riyaaanu reviews
When L woke up from a nightmare one night, Raito did what he had to do: give him sugar. Lots.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Words I'd Never Say by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru] When Sakura wants something, she get's it done, no matter what! What happens when Naruto accidentally calls Sasuke’s name… wrongly? What happens when Sasuketeme becomes Sasukeseme. [Sequel to Eleven Reasons Why SasuNaru... Warning: Lame xD]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Grape Juice by Kismet's Kiss reviews
Grape Juice. Never drink Grape Juice on a hot, sunny day. A short drabbleoneshot for my LJ community. Yay for contests! Utter Crack. Don't do crack. It kills you. Pairing should SO be expected by now.
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Cagalli Y. A., Kira Y. - Complete
Eliminated by Fruit and Punch reviews
SPOILER FOR THE END! What should've happened if Raito wasn't an idiot. OneShot
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
The adventures of Shino! i mean spider man! by zaza girl reviews
Gaara and naruto come up with the conclusion that shino is spiderman. Are they correct? maybe, maybe not, you gotta read to find out! imagination crack at its fullest! R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007
Thinner by Zozma reviews
Sasuke had always strived to be thinner. Training every day until he was exhausted and eating almost nothing, it seems he's getting his wish... until Naruto steps in. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Why Naruto Shouldn’t Read Fanfictions by Kiri-Kiri-chan reviews
The reason Naruto shouldn’t read fanfictions: OMG! Sasuke lets have man babies! [ONESHOT!]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Betrayal of a Loved One by Eijimi reviews
On a S class mission the relationship tying the jounins of Team Gai is suddenly disrupted. Hidden feelings reach their climax as a hidden agenda forms within bitterness and hatred. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Theodicy by sciathan file reviews
[One shot] Light always thought he understood justice. Spoilers for the end and entirety of the manga.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 554 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Fishing by sharingank reviews
Deidara just needs to learn to relax. DeiTobi friendship piece. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Raito Learns the Hard Way: Don't Sleep on the Job by Hybrid-Demon reviews
Raito drifts of into REM sleep one fine day while he should be catching Kira. He is rudely awoken by L and Misa... Fighting? Crack. Oneshot. Second result of sheer boredom.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Serious Affections by Eijimi reviews
Neji goes through what every guy faces, discovering that one person in your life that you might just love and giving into your own feelings and emotions. NejixTen. Don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
The Consequences of Training with a Snake Bastard by White Moonlight reviews
If only the warning signs popped up when you needed them to...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Confessions by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten is trying to tell Neji something. He's not quite getting it. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/8/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Love or Hate? by philosophergirl reviews
Sasuke comes back to Konoha a changed man. But is Sakura still the same Sakura? READ THE STORY IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT. People, I used to be Gaararocksyay, and this story was What the Hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Happy Birthday, Naruto by FastForward reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, but everyone knows it's also the day Kyuubi attacked Konoha, and they lost Yondaime. Can his birthday truly be celebrated? YES! CAUSE WE LOVE HIM!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Dragon Ball Z? by Link and Luigi reviews
Okay, this is the most messed up story I have ever written and will probably be the most messed up you will read. That's all I can tell you.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2001
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Illogical reviews
Temari was never fond of love. After learning of Shikamaru and Ino's engagement, she thought it, whatver IT was, was over. However, fateful events, amidst jealousy, anger, and confusion, leave her to question newly developed, impossible feelings. ShikaTem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Heliology reviews
Running into Uchiha Itachi was the last thing on her mind. Kidnapped as bait to lure Naruto and Sasuke, Sakura is internally and lovingly tortured, confused by his true motives and her own feelings. [ItachixSakura][R&R!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
J'adore reviews
Haruhi never felt this way before. When Tamaki left with Eclair for France, she expected relief, not jealousy, happiness, not depression. Following them, along with the Host Club, may not have been the smartest idea... [TamaHaru][R&R]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S.
Restoration reviews
Misa's suicide concerned the Death Note. Memories tapped for the final time, she makes a grave decision to end her life, though not the way we imagined. [Ficlet, Oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Misa A. - Complete
Crush reviews
While things finally get back to normal at the Ouran Institute, Haruhi battles feelings she never knew she had for Tamaki, or were these emotions only cultivated now? [HaruhixTamaki, Ficlet, Oneshot]
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
August reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a Prince Sasuke. One day, the Prince is abducted. The next day, his fellow nobles set out on an unforgettable, rediculous, rescue mission. And then there's that runaway Princess Sakura...[AU][Sasusaku][Part Foolishness]R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,056 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U.
MELLO: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own MELLO unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genderconfused genius it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Mello - Complete
RAITO: The Owner's Guide and Maintanence Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own RAITO unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super hottie of a genius, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
L: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own L unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your genius, freakishlooking insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/3/2007 - L - Complete
Prevention reviews
Near and Mello travel back in time in an effort to prevent L's death and to kill Raito. But what if L doesn't want Raito dead? What if their relationship is more intimate than we imagined? What if Misa blows up? [Oneshot][Crack]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Shino Gets Drunk reviews
It’s Kakashi’s nighttime birthday bash! And, among his drunken comrades, Naruto comes up with the idea of getting SHINO drunk! What’s this? Shino can’t get drunk? Shino is a drug dealer? [Crack][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
A Day in the Life of: ROCK LEE reviews
[Self explanatory] Lee has always been weird, but not THIS weird. Oh, student and teacher affection! Oh, eyebrow waxing! OH! [Beyond Crack][Petty ficlet][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Lee R. - Complete
Rainy Days Never Stay reviews
[post timeskip] Determined to kill Naruto, Sasuke returns after almost three years to Konoha. However, upon meeting Sakura, his emotions and feelings that were once lost are returned..[sasusaku][other couples]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,152 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Regards to Myself reviews
[with manga chapter...] Invited to live with Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Sasuke forever, Sai comes up with the brilliant idea of trading places with the angsty Uchiha. The result: pure madness. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sai
Lone Flower reviews
In a tragic accident, Honda Tohru’s memories are erased. A few years later and solely by coincidence, she crosses paths with Sohma Kyo. [Oneshot] [KyoxTohru]
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
