CodeREDBazooka
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Joined 05-07-11, id: 2903530, Profile Updated: 06-13-11
Author has written 5 stories for Criminal Minds.

CodeREDBazooka is definitely not hiding at the back of you mind right behind the occipital lobe.

Sup? I'm here and I'm bored so I've decided to write some fanfiction.

I don't forsee anything particularly fantastic, but I hope that it isn't total shit either.

Name: Call me Code. Or Madame Fabulous. Either is fine.

Age: Too young to walk into a bar without getting carded, too old to watch Spongebob without getting weird glances.

Hometown: Not here. Not there. But around here somewhere. No, no, a little the left.

BTW: I'm a natural ginger, and not having a soul has a few advantages. ;)

Important: I'm a bit of a grammar freak, but I'm also a shitty proof reader. If you see any typos or other flaws I've missed, please let me know.

"I've always had a repulsive need to be something more than human." ~ David Bowie

"Be yourself, don't take anyones shit, and never let them take you alive." ~ Gerard Way

XoXo

Code

P.S: Special thanks to all you fellows and gals who read and reveiw, you're all by DAHRLINGS!!! *kisses*

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Trio by JustJasper reviews
Reid gives Prentiss a lapdance, and she gets toppy. Morgan/Prentiss/Reid established poly.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/1/2011 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Eternal Changes by nebula2 reviews
"Jealous, Hudson?" "Of a wet-behind the ears kid who isn't technically old enough to be an agent? Not hardly. I give him a week before he quits." Dr. Spencer Reid is about to join the BAU, but not everyone is ready to accept him with open arms.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,279 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Epiphany by LynnAshe reviews
Five times Aaron Hotchner noticed Spencer Reid. One time Haley did. Oh, and then Reid figured it out, too. Now a two-shot. Slash. Complete.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Nocturnal Admissions by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 28 - Reid continues to recover from the events in "Cachorro" and "Edge of Insanity". The recovery steps are slow, and Hotch has to remind Reid that this is okay when Reid gets upset over their lack of intimacy. SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/20/2011 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Gargalesis by JustJasper reviews
Ticklefic written for ladykatiekay. Morgan and Reid have a tickle fight. Pure fluff with a dash of sexy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Life as a pretty boy by 898700 reviews
Even Morgan, who doesn't pay attention to male supermodels, knows who Matt Gray is. He has never understood the appeal, the kid is as thin as a twig and looks kind of sickly.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/2/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
BuildUp by Lucifer's Chloe reviews
CM Kink Prompt: Reid is loud during sex. Morgan approves
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/27/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Evading the Question by Hornswaggler reviews
Reid has always been a little more behind the scenes than some of the team. When he and Morgan visit a victim, however, they run across a certain doctor who singles him out right away. Short one-shot, title subject to a change!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 124 - Published: 2/5/2011 - G. House, S. Reid
The Consanguine Mind by Pipsy reviews
Repost. In an AU where Reid never joined the team, a case sends them to Nevada where his mother is a victim. As the team befriends him and the profile comes together, the UnSub and a dark secret is closer than they think. FINISHED! Previously 230 reviews.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,281 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 297 - Published: 12/31/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The First Adventure by tfm reviews
Reid is a little thrown by the Doctor's way of doing things. The Doctor is a little thrown by all of Reid's questions. Emily just wishes they'd stop arguing long enough to avoid getting eaten by the giant squid. Gen.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/14/2010 - 11th Doctor, S. Reid - Complete
Misplaced Anger by nebula2 reviews
There have been a series of random accidents on the Fort Knox military base. After evidence is found suggestion the most recent incident is not really an accident, the military police on the base turn to the BAU team for help.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,589 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Relativity by tfm reviews
It's bigger on the inside.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/17/2010 - 4th Doctor, S. Reid - Complete
The Possessive Pronoun by TheProblematique reviews
Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Progression by KCS reviews
Written by request for a LiveJournal Haiti Charity fic offer: Five times Spock stopped his captain, and one time he didn't. Early fic, set pre-Where No Man Has Gone Before.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Four Times Kirk Wasn’t Embarrassed by MuseDePandora reviews
... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Very Bromance Romance by Jetsir reviews
50 themes of Chekov/Sulu. Some are sweet, some are silly, all communicate the same message: they are lovers as well as friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Honour Dignity And A Bit Of Persuasion by Soot reviews
A series of short stories where Sulu failed to make his move on Chekov, and one where Chekov decided that enough was enough. Chekov/Sulu Slash .
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
The Universe is Falling Down by Sparkylovesfire reviews
Random Sulu/Chekov sentences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Sentences by Soul of The Wind reviews
Forty sentences based on a prompt table that revolves around Sulu and Chekov's relationship/friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
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Sweat reviews
"I've never understood why you're always so tired. " Morgan said, teasing. "I do most of the work." Reid and Morgan after a long case. Essentially PWP.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/17/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Morning Starshine reviews
Derek decides to ambush Spencer in the shower.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
The Night Before and the Morning After reviews
Reid has a hangover. Part II of Sweet Tea Vodka.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/18/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Jackpot reviews
Reid is loose in a casino. What could possibly go wrong?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 143 - Published: 6/13/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Sweet Tea Vodka reviews
Reid is drunk. So very, very drunk.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/11/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete