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![]() Author has written 14 stories for Rise of the Guardians, Wicked, Slender, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Harry Potter, and Frozen. BTW, my pen name is pronounced as though it were a French word (which it is, technically). That means it is said La Sha-tee-on. Thank you. Hi everyone! My name is Kallik Arcturus, otherwise known as Greenland! My admin and creator, La Chatillon, would like me to tell you that she is a major procrastinator and updates will be erratic. As she is forgetful she says she owns nothing apart from her OCs and AUs. If you have any requests for stories she is more than happy to take them on. Her fandoms are Hetalia, OHSHC, Harry Potter, Black Butler, Avengers, X-men movies, Matrix, Skulduggery Pleasant, Discworld, Hunger Games, How To Train Your Dragon (books and movies DREAMWORKS WHY!?)), Road to El Dorado, Fruits Basket, Mr Gum, Mew Mew Power, Creepy Pastas, MLP, Pokedex, and any others that you may want (apart from Twilight (I HATE TWILIGHT!! IT ISN@T EVEN LITERATURE!!!))can be looked up but they will take longer and that's about it! All memes and such like are from her point of veiw so please don't hate! Flames will be used to cook food for all OCs! If you've ever been too tired to sleep, copy and paste this onto your profile When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost. TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost. VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I am a CUTTER so I MUST be Emo. 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? On my chin, I slipped off a bar stool and clunked my chin of the actual bar 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? crappy water colour paintings 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I talk in my sleep and grind my teeth. Laugh in my sleep too. 4 WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Anything that sounds awesome or makes me laugh 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 11:30 at night! 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A drink 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? I miss Eleanor 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My computer no question. I can't live without it. 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5 foot 2 inches 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No I practically live in it 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? A fanfiction writer, can't remember who, but it was one of those You Are My Sunshine ones so I guess it was the guy who made that song 13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? Losing my imagination 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't care 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING? I don't think I'll ever get married 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither, I'd rather have a bunch of grapes 17. FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING? GOD I DON'T KNOW! 18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Radish 19. FAVOURITE COLOUR OF ALL TIME? Lilac but I prefer black, which is a shade. 20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? O.O no 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? I have no idea! Probably my cuddly toy Molly 22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH? No, but I do have an accused boyfriend list that's about 40 people long 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Maybe in my fingers 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? I don't really have one 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED? 42 31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? I don't care 32. FAVORITE QUOTE? 'I AM AWESOME! SHOUT ZHAT I AM AWESOME! KNEEL DOWN UNT CRY!'- Prussia, Hetalia World Series 33. FAVORITE PLACE? My room 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I've never actually been there, I'm British 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Mother-hen instincts 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Alfred Enoch and quite a few choreographers and west end performers 37. FIRST JOB? Never had one, unless getting money for baking an awesome cake counts. 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope 39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE? Yes... But the odds of finding them are slim 40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Eating and watching Laughing Jack's Origin Story 41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? no 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? That I'm weird. 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope, but i will once all of my teeth come through 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? I don't quite know 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES? A sensible number and I'd like them to have a name that can only be spelled one way so they don't have to go through my pain 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No, but I do have the same name as my great Grandma 47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN ON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? ... Being nice, not being an eyesore 48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL? Seeing my friends 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Tresseme 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? HAHAHAHAHA, no 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? Depends on what I feel like that day 52. ANY BAD HABITS? Staying up late, nail biting, procrastination, disorganization 53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON? No 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Definately, us regets should always band togheter 55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS? That's a no. 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No most of the time 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Read fanfiction, banter with my friends or go in an emo corner 58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS. Neither, If I lose 58 that's over half my body weight, If I gain I'll be overweight. 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILDHOOD TOY? A farm playset, a one player game called Rush Hour, Polly Pockets, Lego, Hamma beads and Plushies 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Less than 10 62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID? Not really 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yes, all the time 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mashed Potatoes 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Someone that will be great to banter with, will put up with me and will be loyal. 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? My most recent one is Molister, but I have tonnes. 67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER? I want to be able to change into any creature ever been thought of ever, OR, be able to control the 6 elements (fire, water, air, earth, dark and light) 68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Salvage Hunters 69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES? A battle of wits, since they're clearly of inferior intelligence 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? Vanilla 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes 72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM? *Looks around room* No, I'm typing on a magical typewriter hooked up to the internet, somewhere in Hell. 73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT? Stay awake until 12:30 to see whether England are gonna win against Croatia or not 74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER? In a nice house 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Kinda 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Hungry Like The Wolf 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Milk 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? If I hate them or not 80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? Procrastinate like a bostria 81. FAVOURITE THING TO HATE? People shallower then puddles, and authority figures. 82. FAVOURITE SEASON OF THE YEAR? My favourite season is autumn. 83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CANDY? Rock or pear drops 84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND? Yes, right now 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Blonde and brown, nearly black when wet 86. EYE COLOR? Hazel with flecks of green and a circle of chocolate brown in the centre 87. SHOE SIZE? 3-5 depending on type of shoe 88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE? McDonalds (THICKSHAKES!) 89. FAVOURITE RESTAURANT? Pizza Express 90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yes 91. WATCH TV TODAY? Yes 92. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? I don't really have one 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Keyboard and clarinet 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Politician's are corrupt, I side with teenagers who can't be bothered, and would rather overthrow the government then support it 95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A giant Belgian waffle from Sanctuary Wood in Belgium 98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE? No sounds boring and tedious. And Demeaning. 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Single and Happy. If anime guys were real I would debate over dating them. But real people bother me. - Pick your birth month. JANUARY: FEBRUARY: MARCH: APRIL: MAY: JUNE: JULY: AUGUST: SEPTEMBER: OCTOBER: NOVEMBER: DECEMBER: ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 T0 PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 TH1NG5! 1N TH3 B3G1NN1NG 1T WA5 H4RD BUT N0W, 0N TH15 L1N3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 1T 4UT0M4T1C4LLY W1TH 0UT 3V3N TH1NK1NG 4B0UT 1T, B3 PR0UD! 0NLY C3RT41N P30PL3 C4N R34D TH15. R3P05T 1T 1F Y0U C4N! FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here, and we can be from completely different countries? We're making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl (New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh (USA), Iiz42awesome (U.K), Pachimew (U.S.A.!), Painting Politics and Poland (USA), Madam Natalya of Awesomeness (USA/U.K), australia831 (USA), PurpleLuna98 (USA), Roderica Edelstein (UK), ItsMyIceCream428 (Canada), Calistrophia (The Real Country of Canada), Derpyburp (Australia) La Chatillon(England) My favourite quotes. The entirety of the Road to El Dorado. 'Tell me where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground' 'Erm, don't you mean or' 'Tell me where the talking llama is OR we'll burn your house to the ground'- Ezma and Kronk, Emperor's New Groove 'The Ramones' debut album was grated, grated grated like cheese.' footofaferret, A Brief History of The Ramones 'I AM AWESOME! SHOUT ZAT I AM AWESOME! KNEEL DOWN UNT CRY!' 'It's a livelavalive canalew of meekakitties' footofaferret, A Brief History of Pogobat 'There's only one way to settle this war. Through the medium of dance.' Russel Howard, Unlikely Lines From A War Film, Mock The Week. 'You've each been selected for this mission, because you're unknown to the enemy, and you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Lesley, Phil Neville, The Wu Tang Clan, Usher, The Sugarpuffs Monster, and Daniel Day Lewis. Welcome, to Operation MINDFUCK!' Frankie Boyle, Unlikely Lines From A War Film, Mock The Week. 'Yeah, then what are we?' 'You boys, are the homosexual supporting cast. *Draws line on the floor* So please don't cross this line' 'You've gotta be kidding me' Tamaki Suoh and Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, Ouran High School Host Club 'You've gotta be kittening meow' One of my friends, 29/11/14 '...spiders...Too many legs. And too hairy. Like France' Dread Pink Frilliness, Starlight Disaster All quotes on this website-- imdb .com/title/tt0424095/trivia?tab=qt&ref_=tt_trv_qu (get rid of space) 'They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help, I mean, if you just stood there and yelled BANG nothing much would happen' - Anon 'Pandas can be like embittered late forties Tories: They live together, they don't have sex, they have a very restrictive diet.' 'UK Independence Pandas' -Garry Brannan and Tom Scott, The Boobrie and Conservative Pandas: Citation Needed 3x02 'You know what's making headlines 'round our way?' 'No what?' 'Corduroy pillowcases' -Me mom and me, don't know when. 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