Mein Awesome Adventures at Hogwarts

Hallo, Superwholockingers here and I bring you a new story. So I thought of this a few days ago and then I realized that there is only one story that I know of that has Prussia actually in Hogwarts (the wonderful story called Teutonic Magic by ArcaneAdagio) and in it he is a teacher. Not a student. This story takes place in year one and Gil is one of Harry and Ron's roommates. I apologize beforehand for quotes not being direct and some scenes being out of place/skipped, I don't have the book at hand and if I did, I wouldn't check it. Anywho, if I accidentally missed a story that includes Prussia as a student there, but I mean like, it's not like I've read all the APH/ Harry Potter crossover fics. So if you know of any, tell me and I will acknowledge it in the next chapter… Wow, looking back on that A/N I was rather rude/sassy, anyway don't sue me for not acknowledging it… Oh yeah! I almost forgot the disclaimer! Well, here it is: I don't own Hetalia or Harry Potter. Aaaaaand I think that's all… Oh, nope. I remembered one more thing. This fic has a lot of cursing from Gil because it's Gil, you should be fine because most of it is in German. Now onwards.

Stupid little unawsome humans. I thought as I most definitely did not sulk around outside of West's boss's office. How was I to know that she was stalki- um I mean, walking by as I was trying to get mein ficking magic under control. My head snapped up as I heard the very faint sound of a door brushing against carpet.

The little secretary lady looked uncertain and… I studied her for a second. Ja, that was most defiantly was fear. I sat back and smirked. I terrify little old ladies even as a dissolved nation… wait, isn't that something that you don't want? Ah, oh well. 'Um… Gilbert Belischmidt? … The chancellor is asking for you now.' Mein awesome friend, Gilbird, chirped as I shuffled awkwardly walked coolly towards the door.

'About ficking time.' I say loud enough that I know the chancellor heard me. When I walked through his office door the first thing I saw was the Chancellor's face looking sour and annoyed. I stopped myself from laughing but I still let out a slight pfff.

'Hallo Herr Gilbert Belischmidt, please sit down.' I frowned, a little confused. Why did he put stress on 'please'? I was going to sit down anyway. I take a seat. The chancellor looked behind me and nodded slightly. I heard someone (something?) get up, close the door and lock it. My blood goes cold and my pulse picks up. This reminds me of when I was in Russia's 'care' and I was about to get 'special treatment'. Even though I don't act it, I am still terrified of those times and frequently receive night terrors.

Someone clears their throat and a distinctly English voice started speaking. I caught the groan before it escaped, What is Brows doing here? 'Now Chancellor Kohl, do be kind.' I turn around to look at the Englishman. 'Good day isn't it Prussia, perfect for being with France and Spain, correct?' I nodded a bit. I couldn't help it, whenever someone shows authority after I have a panic attack (no matter how small) I am reverted back to the Kinder that I was before I realized that I was awesome. 'You just need to answer some questions for us and then you're free to go.' That got me back to my usual self, I narrowed my eyes, an interrogation, I realized.

'Now, Prussia.' I looked over at Chancellor Kohl, is he making fun of the awesome Prussia? 'How long have youpossessed… magic? Brows narrowed his eyes at Herr Helmut Kohl. I decided to be vague in my answers.

'For a while.'

'How long is "for a while"?'

'Longer than a decade.' Amusement flickered in England's eyes.

Helmut grew indignant now. 'Gilbert Belischmidt, former Kingdom of Prussia. As you are now East Germany and I am the Chancellor of Germany, I command you as your leader to tell specifics!' I sighed, it was always fun until they pull that card.

'Fine, fine. I'll tell you, I have had magic ever since I dissolved. You see, the magic school for the Germanics was in Prussia und so even if a country dissolves the magical community still exists because they are separated from the country itself and is fed students from all the Germanic countries. So I became the Germanic Magical Community. (A/N one of my headcanons right there) Now I get to ask a question. Why is England here?'

He looked up. 'Ah, I was wondering if you would ask before he told you on his own.' England placed his inkwell pen and notepad down on the table he was sitting on. 'Herr Kohl has asked me to allow you to be admitted at my school.' I recoiled, shocked for two reasons, 1) Brows said 'Herr' and 2) me going to school? An English school at that.

I blinked a few times before speaking. 'Was? An English school?' What for?'

England smirked, eyes reflecting a fire that didn't exist, I don't trust that look. 'You are going to Hogwarts to learn magic you dolt.'

I'm going to where to do what?