Old Spice Pokemaster

Hello trainers. Look at your Pokemon, now back to mine, now back at your Pokemon, now back to mine. Sadly, they aren't mine, but if you stopped using lady scented rare candies to level them and switched to training them like a man, they could battle like they're mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on the S.S. Anne, with the Pokemon your Pokemon could battle like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's a masterball with two of those Pokemon that you love. Look again, THE POKEMON ARE NOW EVOLVING. Anything is possible when you train your Pokemon like a man and not a lady. I'm on a Rapidash.

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Favorite Map: Arena Sanctuary Favorite Gametype: MLG Bomb Favorite Weapon: DmR Sensitivity: 3 Least Favorite Map; Reflection Favorite AA: Sprint

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MLG Pros
Walshy IgoturPistola Naded Elamitewarrior

Shockwave announces Retirement

For the sake of everyone in this thread, I am retiring. I talked to Walshy and Defy after the tournament and let them know what my plans were, and these are the team changes they've decided to go with. I was hoping this wouldn't have come out until I was able to release a blog, but I guess Defy was just too excited. I will be writing up a blog regardless which should be up within the next week or so.

Green Goblin [Spectacular Version] We all wear mask's Spider-man but which one is real the one that hides your face or the one that is your face

Hutch- Every Sniper shot you don't take you miss

Team CARBON FTW

Team Classic FTL

STR8 RIPPIN 4 second

Shockwave- Practise beats Natural skill when Natural skill doesnt practise

Kai Hiwatari- The Only Person Who Will Decide My Path is me... Nobody ELSE

Hermione

I hate Hermione, shes the smartest witch in her year, she a book worm and shes a perfectionist. and I completely despise her there was know need for this charecter to be added into the soon to be classic Harry Potter series. Hermione is a bitch who wasnt needed to the general plot. some people consider her a full charecter but to me shes just a back round charecter ho got way to blown out of perportion. the only time she served in the plot is when she and Harry used the time turner. even then it was just that, she disappeared until after Harry chases dementors away. DOWN WITH HARMONY FICS

Superman

Not the Smallville Superman but the comic Superman. hes way to perfect.

Pet Peeves

I try to stay positive so the only pet peeve I have is this. why the fuck do people insist on giving negative reviews that go something like this

Potsmoker117

Your spelling Grammar is horribles pluses you dont even No the source material sos why donts you just give up righting

But then when you their page they have zero stories written, so in fact they dont know how hard it is to write a story with perfect grammar punctuation and spelling. not to mention that this is Fanfiction.net youre suppose to tak artistic liecence with the charecter and stories. not just plagerise the original story

One ship domination

I Despise that some pages are dominated by one ship like WOWP Jalex and Icarly Seddie. Im Usaully a fan of these ships, but when ninety percent of the page is one ship it gets annoying

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

(Message from Spymaster 123... I can't spell to save my life. Whoever came up with what is said above has my thanks)

Quotes

We're not lost. We're locationally challenged. (John M. Ford)

Professionals are predictable; it’s the amateurs that are dangerous. (Unknown)

But there is suffering in life, and there are defeats. No one can avoid them. But it's better to lose some of the battles in the struggles for your dreams than to be defeated without ever knowing what you're fighting for. (Paulo Coelho)

"Even the wise cannot see all ends." (The Fellowship of the Ring; Gandalf)

"Man is many things, but he is not rational." (The Picture of Dorian Grey)

In overcoming prejudice, working together is even more effective than talking together. (Ralph W. Sockman)

Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down. (Unknown)

"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however……it lasts forever." (Lance Armstrong)

A man once said, ”Genius is not being very smart, genius is thinking different from others.”

Man’s purpose is what he makes it to be. Scientists can argue over the facts all they want, but it’s always your choice on what you want your purpose to be, at one point or another in your life.

"Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones," from anonymous.

Only the foolish try to impart wisdom, trying to look wise-

If at first you don’t succeed, don’t go sky diving.

If you see someone who is on the ground, hurt and bleeding, don’t go up and ask “Are you Ok?” OF COURSE THEY ARE NOT OK! What you should be doing is calling an ambulance. CALL NOT TEXT!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. - Adam Savage [Mythbusters]

I've never tried to block out the memories of the past, even though some are painful. I don't understand people who hide from their past. Everything you live through helps to make you the person you are now.” -Sophia Loren

If you have to hide something for the rest of your life, how is that much different from not having it?

Sometimes the easiest way to unravel a knot is to follow the rope.

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.

The three warriors flew off to face the living incarnation of death itself, as much of a paradox as it sounded.

“The road to hell is paved with good intentions and sometimes the greatest evil in the world is not the kind that hides in the shadows, but walks among us in the light.”here is evil in this world. It exists in the hearts of man.

Caged Wolves Go Mad

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." Albus Dumbledore, the Philosopher’s Stone.

"He's a member of our family first and a dog second." The smartest words ever said by Peter Griffin of Family guy.

'Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.'

"If you aren't part of the solution, then you are part of the problem."

'Time is like a tunnel. If you don't know where you started, how do you know where you'll finish and if it's the right side?'

"Everyone has the same heart. Everyone hurts when they're rejected. But people forget that."

"'All truth passes through three stages, first, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." Arthur Schopenhauer

"Potter, show respect for your former Professors," said McGonagall. "While he did have the minor drawback of You-Know-Who possessing him and that fake stutter, Professor Quirrell did have a decent understanding of his materials. Professor Lockhart...okay, Potter, you win on that one." Passage from a Harry Potter fanfic. Try to guess which one!

"Power doesn't always make a monster, people do."

A man can smile, and smile, and be a villain. Shakespeare

If wishes were fishes we'd all live in the sea.

["Hey! My name isn't boy!" Malfoy snapped. "I have a name and you should damn well use it!"

"Well yes but using your name would mean acknowledging that you exist," Bakura said. "So you'll forgive me if I want to delay this unpleasant prospect for as long as possible." From the story,Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls]

I need a drink. Most famous Naruto quote.

'Those who are willing to sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither freedom nor security.'

"The wise man doesn't only give the right answers, he poses the right questions." - Claude Levi-Strauss

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