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AN: I will be honest. I forgot I made a Chibi story. With my mind mostly focusing on Fragments and Plus J, along with two new stories I plan on adding it slipped my mind. Also I've been trying to get some paperwork done for an overseas internship. I think I should focus on writing a bit more fun and comedy for my minds sake.

So! Let's see if my funny bone is still working.

Chapter 9: Go go go get 'em Chibitown

Team Mothers

Ruby kicked the door to her dorm open and was stomping out in an angry huff.

"Don't you turn your back on me." Weiss scolded with hands on her hip with a foot tapping in impatiently. "You march back her right now! We are not done."

Not listening, Ruby turned around and made a face mocking her.

"Don't you sass me!" The heiress shouted, temper rising higher.

"Nyont moo myass meh!" The young leader sassed while making her hand talk.

"What?!" Weiss yelled in complete outrage at the disrespect.

Ruby gave a raspberry before slamming the door and bolting. She was going to visit Penny.

In the room, Weiss was quickly turning a dangerous shade of red as her anger was boiling. Zwei could see she was in a bad mood and didn't want to come out of his hiding spot to play with her. As for Yang and Blake…

"And what are you two looking at?!" She shouted at the two innocent teammates just laying in bed.

"Nothing." Both said, turning away.

Growling, Weiss went to her table and started writing on a piece of paper. It was a bit frightening to hear her write since it sounded like the pen went through the paper and was just carving into the table itself. When Ruby got back, Weiss was going to make sure Ruby got what was coming to her.

Beacon Safari IV

You are tuning in once more to Beacon Safari where today we will be observing the wild and natural state of the lazy Ren. Today is a special episode as we see this creature unusually active today.

Ren was currently looking over all the ingredients in the kitchen and was even sniffing them. Behind him, Nora was sitting at the table kicking her legs getting bored.

"What are you looking for Ren?" She asked.

"I'm trying to figure out what the others ate that's making them act all crazy." The ninja answered, opening a jar and looking at the contents. Turning to Nora, he gave her the jar. "Does this smell funny to you?"

Taking a whiff, Nora blanched at the smell and almost threw up. "Yeegh! What is that? It smells like moldy feet and vinegar!"

"Good." Ren sighed in relief, dipping a finger and taking a taste. "It's supposed to smell like that. …Hmm. Give it a few more weeks to ferment."

Note how his taste buds differ from his hyper counterpart. This gives him a higher chance of survival to live off most of anything.

Pausing in his search, Ren groans and looks all around him. "You can stop with the narrating Professor Ozpin. I know you're around here somewhere. Now could you come out and please tell me what's going on?"

…

…

In my haste, it seems I have made myself aware. If I silence myself, perhaps the lazy creature will ignore my presence.

"I'm not going to stop looking for what's making everyone else go crazy." The ninja said in defiance. "And with all my searching, I might get lucky and find where you're hiding instead."

Waiting for any comment from the professor, Ren hoped he talked so he could pinpoint where he was hiding. Looking around once more, he heard nor saw any sign of his headmaster.

"Ren, I'm bored." Nora complained. "Cant we just go outside and play?"

Turning to Nora to answer her, he noticed something off. She had a dart sticking out of her bicep.

"Nora when did you get that dart in your arm?" He asked out of concern. It looked like it hurt.

"What dart in my-" She never got to finish her sentence as she passed out.

Panicking, Ren dashed out of the kitchen and into the halls frantically looking everywhere for any sign of Ozpin. Seeing the door leading to the outside, he was close to grabbing the handle but felt a sharp pain in his butt. Looking, he saw it was a dart.

"Son of a-" A second dart struck him on the other cheek, knocking him out.

After three hours of drooling on the floor, Ren got up and felt something on his ear. Touching it, it felt metallic and thick. It was a tag.

"Ren." Nora ran up to him, finally awake too. Seeing his new accessory, she giggled showing hers off too. "Looks we both match."

From what we have seen of the lazy Ren, his chance of survival is …slim.

"You tagged us?" Ren yelled into the halls in outrage and disbelief.

Very slim.

Team Mothers (continued)

"Can you believe the gall of her?" Weiss scoffed, taking a sip from her creamy coffee. "After helping her with her studies, cleaning up after her mess, and putting up with her; this is the thanks I get in return?"

Across from her Pyrrha nodded in sympathy. She heard of what happened and thought the heiress needed some fresh air and an ear to listen to. Plus, the sounds of wood being carved into loudly was bothering her across the hall.

"Ruby is a big girl." The redhead said soothingly. "I'm sure once she cools down, she'll realize how badly she acted and apologize when she's ready."

Sighing, Weiss listened now that most of her anger was gone.

"Maybe." She conceded, taking another sip. "I must say Pyrrha. You must be lucky to have no aggravation of this level with anyone on your team."

Thinking it over, Pyrrha could remember a few times Nora has pushed her too far.

"You're not the boss of me!"

"Fine, Mom!"

"You just don't understand me!"

"Ugh! Why can't you be like Jaune?"

"What-ever. I don't care."

"Lalalalalala! I'm not listening! Lalalalalala."

"I don't have to listen to this. I'm leaving!"

"Mow you misten mear."

A very long raspberry.

Eye twitching and sipping from her own mug, the smile on Pyrrha's face was tight.

"Sure am lucky." The champion said through gritted teeth.

END

AN: It's short but so is canon chibi.

I always saw Weiss and Pyrrha as the mothers of their team the way they look out and scold them. Sure Yang is protective of Ruby, but I don't know how that falls to the other two. It would've been funny in canon if Pyrrha and Nora had a sort of on and off friendly relationship just to give a champion a bit more character instead of just a lonely famous girl that fought well, said sorry a lot, and had a crush on her team leader. Personality-wise, sometimes I see Pyrrha as a doormat. I'm trying to change that a bit in the Plus J story to see how it would be if she spoke up for herself a bit more.

I know I said Fragments is getting updated, but I'm just not satisfied with the chapter. I know I can get a few grammar and word errors, but content-wise I like to give a nice impact that makes it memorable. Like how to deal with the fact you are a literal bastard, and you slept with your older half sister while you were drunk and she was sober.