Disclaimer: Still don't own Harry Potter or OHSHC, THAT creative genius belongs to JK Rowling and Bisco Hatori.

A/N: Henceforth and forthwith Harry shall be known as Jasmine or Mine-chan (pronounced Minny or Minnay not my-neh) or Black-san and she/her, the ONLY people who will call him Ry (or Ryry) will be Fred, George, Draco and Teddy. Just to mention, as I am a bit lazy, when Draco, Teddy, Fred, George and Mine (Harry) speak to each other it will be in English, as they were born and raised English they would no doubt be much more comfortable speaking English, so will be speaking English to each other (unless around other people) and at home, but they would need to speak Japanese when they go out or speaking to others. No they are not using a translation spell, they have been preparing to go to Japan for two years now and had time to learn the language (not saying that it is easy to learn a language in two years in real life, I honestly have no idea, but they did), hopefully they will be speaking more Japanese to each other as they get more comfortable with the language.

Poll:

Kyoya 3

Mori 5

BOTH Kyoya and Mori 8

Hunny 4

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After a quick bath for Teddy, Harry tucked him in then headed to his room where he immediately collapsed on his bed. 'Who knew trying on clothes was that exhausting?' he thought to himself as his eyes drifted closed.

Chapter 3: The Art of Getting Ready and Intro to Schools

The next morning Jasmine was the first one up as usual, since she had neglected to even take off her clothes before going to bed last night she decided that it would be better just to stay in them until after breakfast as Draco would probably tell her to change her clothes if she attempted to dress herself this morning. She went next door to wake Teddy up for the day, and got him dressed before leading him down the stairs to the kitchen.

Just as she was plating the food her three 'brothers' appeared in the kitchen, apparently the smell of food is magical enough to get even the worst morning person out of bed to eat.

Draco moodily poked at his food before grabbing the biggest mug on the table and downing the coffee inside before pouring himself another cup, he had attempted to make himself more presentable for breakfast, but sitting in his pyjamas and a robe with his hair tousled just made him look like a big kid. The twins were having a hard time keeping their eyes off him with how adorable he looked in the morning. After his second cup he finally started eating. Once Jasmine had noticed that everyone had started eating she started munching on her toast while she sipped her tea, she took another piece of toast and an apple once the twins glared at her, Draco probably would have been just as bad if he was in any state to notice anything yet. Teddy was a monster; wolfing down his bacon, a whole orange, his toast and two scrambled eggs with toast and pancakes, when he was done he chugged his glass of milk, then practiced changing his hair and eye colour while he waited for everyone else to be done.

Once everyone was done Jasmine sent Teddy to his playroom and started washing the dishes. Draco was finally coherent after his third cup of coffee and sent her a look of disgust at what she was wearing.

"What? I fell asleep before changing last night, besides it's not like you would have approved of anything I chose this morning and you know it." She replied simply. It didn't take her long to finish the dishes the twins even helped with drying and putting them away while Draco read the paper. When that was all finished the twins disappeared to the potions lab to experiment some and Draco followed Mine to her room. The blonde rooted through her closet for something appropriate to wear to her appointments while she took a shower. Draco also found a small make-up case in her desk (not like he was snooping or anything) and decided he might as well start that as well, he also snuck in the bathroom and looked through all the drawers and cabinets and found lots of things that would be useful. He grabbed what he needed and headed back into the bedroom.

"Hurry up Ry! Your walls are making my eyes bleed!" he called once he felt he had waited long enough (she had only been about ten minutes). Mine came out not long after still drying her hair. "Alright let's get to work!" Draco said as he tossed her clothes at her (yay seeker reflexes!), long black dress pants with a gold hoop belt, with black and gold flats and a deep red, scooped neck t-shirt that was casual, but looked almost dressy paired with the pants and simple black fitted jacket with red accents. He also added a small gold pendant necklace and a small gold watch as accessories. He also tossed a red bra and panty set at her so she wouldn't forget. While Mine dressed Draco lined up the things he wanted to use and organised them for easy access. Once the brunet was done he scrutinised her carefully. "First thing's first! These" he said grabbing her glasses and breaking them in half "have got to go!"

"Hey I can't see without those!" Mine protested, making a futile grab for her already broken glasses.

"Seriously Potter, I don't know why you still haven't replaced those horrible, offensive glasses." The blonde replied as he took a small case off the dresser. "Now these things here are called contact lenses." He said slowly as if to someone stupid. "They are magical ones that will automatically adjust to your sight so you will never have to worry about glasses ever again. You just take your wand and tap the case twice then tap next to your eyes once to put them in." Draco demonstrated.

"Wow, I can see better than I ever have before!" she gushed, Draco just gave her a smug look.

"You have to take care of them though. To take them out you tap beside your eyes twice and the container once. You have to replace the solution in the case every time you use them. It's right here." He said pointing. "Also you can't fall asleep with them on otherwise bacteria will build up and you can get infections etc. and we all know how much you hate having to see a healer. Now onto make-up, I found this in your desk. I won't put tons on since you don't really need it, the most you'll wear is probably for formal occasions, but just a little will make your best features more prominent." Draco eyed Mine as she started to back away towards the door. Draco just rolled his eyes and petrified her. "I said I wasn't going to do much! Gods you probably won't even notice it!" Draco leaned over her and took a gold pencil out and outlined the forcibly still girl's eyes, and then he grabbed a small tube of gloss and put it on her lips. "See, that's nothing. Now when I let you go, no rubbing it off, understood?" Mine tried her best to glare at him, but she was completely frozen, Draco just waited and she finally gave in with a huff. "Good, now let's get off the floor." He grinned as he helped her to her feet. "Alright, now about your hair…"

"Try all you like it's never going to be anything, but a mess." Jasmine sighed, still a little miffed she had to wear make-up AND keep it on.

"Is that a challenge Ry?" Jasmine shrugged, not really caring, she was used to having messy hair all the time, that's just the way it was. Draco studied her hair for a moment. "Alright close your eyes and don't open them until I say." Mine just rolled her eyes, but complied. She had to work real hard to keep her promise though, since not being able to see what was going on made everything feel so weird. First there was a tingling feeling, then tugging and pulling, sometimes it hurt a lot and then there was lots of heat and more tugging. When she was finally allowed to open her eyes, Draco had placed a mirror in front of her. She barely recognised herself. She didn't have the gods awful glasses anymore, without them her eyes looked huge and they stood out even more being highlighted in gold to match her accessories and her scar, while not as prominent anymore, was carefully hidden under her bangs, but they were no longer straight bangs across, Draco had artfully arranged them to look side swept. Speaking about her hair it was pulled up in a simple pony tail, but it was straight! Jasmine just gaped at herself in the mirror, she never not in a million years thought she could pull off being a girl, not even when Teddy said she was pretty (he's only three after all), but looking in the mirror and seeing a girl staring back, she was proved wrong. She quickly composed herself once she noticed Draco smirking behind her and looking all too proud of himself.

"I'm going to have to learn how to do all that aren't I?" she sighed.

"Of course, when I go shopping later I'll get you a spell book for the different hair styles, although you might want to try to figure out how to do some one your own without magic in case you have to do your hair around muggles. Also you might want to fix your ridiculous habit of running your hands through your hair all the time! I refuse to let you ruin my hard work." He replied with a stern glare. "Here last thing." Draco added as he pulled out a shiny gold purse. "It has your wallet, keys and wand (which he had grabbed while she was in the shower) in there as well as a small cell phone so you can call us if you need us. You have a few thousand yen in there, a train pass, a credit card connected to your vaults at Gringotts and all your important identification. Just so you know I've noticed that all your accessories have been charmed to be anti-theft, so when you are wearing them you are the only one who can take them off, also your purses won't let anyone but you open it, unless they're empty, and it can't be taken from you unless you hand it to someone. Good thing too since we don't want you losing your wand or any of your identification. We're also going to be getting a driver next week. I talked to the goblins and they are in the process of interviewing squibs who are comfortable in both worlds, I'll give you their number once it's all set up."

Jasmine smiled a blinding smile and wrapped Draco in a big hug. "What would I ever do without you Dray?" she said as she looked up at him. He just rolled his eyes.

"Probably would have died a horrible death by now." He replied as he gently pulled away. "I can see the headlines now: SAVIOR HARRY POTTER DROWNS IN PAPERWORK or BOY-WHO-LIVED FOUND CROSSDRESSING AND DEAD IN JAPANESE ALLEY!" he teased, smirking at her.

"Yeah, yeah I get it. I am forever grateful to my big brother Draco." Jasmine stonily replied as she crossed her arms and pouted.

"You should be, your first day going out in public in girls clothes and I, being the generous person that I am, let you wear pants and I even picked out Gryffindor colours for you." Jasmine looked down at her outfit and realised that he was right. She beamed at him.

"Thank you soooo much Dray!"

"Okay enough mush, you need to go spend some time with Teddy, you guys need to leave in about an hour. I'll be gone for the rest of the day, but I expect something special for dessert tonight. I'm not working this hard for you for nothing you know." He said left the room.

After about an hour of playing, colouring and reading with Teddy, she got him ready to go out and grabbed her own jacket that she had left by the door. She would have forgotten her purse if not for the fact that she needed to lock the door behind her (who knew where the twins were) and her keys were in her purse. She rushed a little and had to carry Teddy as he would never have been able to keep up with her (even as short as she was). When she finally made it to the train station she was relieved and felt a bit out of place, she had never taken any train other than the Hogwarts Express before and even that had been a couple years ago. She checked the maps to find the best train to take her to Ouran and boarded it, feeling a bit claustrophobic with the sheer amount of people on the train. She managed to snag a seat for Teddy so she wouldn't have to hold him the entire time, but she had to stand next to him. Never before in her life had she been so grateful that Draco was a stuck up snob who expected that she be driven everywhere if the alternative was to spend every morning on a train packed to the gills with people.

When it was finally their stop she got off with a great sigh of relief. She only had a couple blocks to walk before coming to the edge of the prestigious school. She stared at it in shock and huffed, of course Sirius would find the most ridiculous looking school there is. 'I can't believe there is actually a PINK school' she thought to herself. She scouted the area carefully (there may not have been an actual war, but she never quite forgot what the fake Moody had taught her – Constant Vigilance!), it appeared that classes had already started for the day, which was a relief for her she wouldn't have to worry about people staring and speculating at her presence. She gripped Teddy's hand and led him through the hallways of the school, thinking how easy it was to navigate despite its sheer size (nothing would ever compare to Hogwarts in that aspect, with walls pretending to be doors and 142 staircases, some of which that moved, yeah Ouran would be a piece of cake).

She found the chairman's office without difficulty and knocked before entering. The secretary was a rather nice if forgettable person and led her straight into the inner office.

"Black-san?" the man behind the desk asked.

"Yes sir. I would have started school today with the rest of the student body, however since we just arrived yesterday there are still a few arrangements that need to be taken care of." She replied with a slight bow, hoping her lessons on Japanese etiquette were correct.

Suoh-san nodded at her. "I understand, especially since you have to take care of yourself and I'm guessing the little one beside you, who is he?" he asked his eyes gleaming with curiosity.

"Well this is Black Teddy. He is my adopted son, I was named his guardian by his parents in case anything happened to them, and obviously they hadn't expected anything to happen to them so soon. One of the reasons I wanted to talk to you was that I need to be exempt from after school clubs as I will need to get Teddy right after school. My brothers help as much as they can, but they need time to be able to conduct their own businesses and cannot be babysitting all day."

"Understood, I will gladly make the exception and I will also keep quiet as to the reason why, we don't want people judging you without knowing the full story behind Teddy." He replied. Jasmine shrugged, he was being very helpful, however she was used to rumours and they had never really bothered her much before. "Now Teddy, why don't you and I colour while your mommy fills out all the boring paperwork." He adds, sliding said paperwork across his desk to me and grabbing some colourful pens for Teddy and started regaling him with tales about ninjas and samurai. I rolled my eyes at the abrupt change from the stern businessman to doting father figure. She sighed as she started filling out all the information he needed (where was Draco when you needed him). After a few forms and a photo for her school ID she officially registered for Ouran.

"Welcome to Ouran!" Suoh-san exclaimed (apparently he was a very exuberant person outside his business façade). "If you need anything else you just let me or my son know, his name is Tamaki and he's in class 2-A. Here is your schedule, you are in class 1-A, I can't wait to see how you do!"

"Thank you Suoh-san. I can't wait to start. Have a pleasant day."

"Of course, bye Black-chan, Teddy." He replied as we left.

Another short, yet claustrophobic train ride later Teddy and Mine were outside a small, yet very reputable pre-school. In fact most of the kids who attended this school either entered the schools with the highest grades or Ouran itself. The tuition was beyond ridiculous, but it was nothing to Mine, and she would do anything to ensure a good future for Teddy.

"Good morning, my name is Black Jasmine and I'm here to finish the enrollment of Black Theodore."

"I see… you are quite a bit younger than we expected." The receptionist sniffed stiffly.

"Yes, I am Teddy's guardian. I was chosen by his parents themselves. Now can please get on with the enrollment please." Jasmine countered, seeing the receptionists face relax (obviously she had thought that Mine was some girl with loose morals, apparently not the kind of person they provide services for).

"Of course Black-san, here's the paperwork, you mentioned over the phone that he would be attending in the afternoon?"

"Yes, one of my older brothers will be dropping him off around noon" the receptionist relaxed even further and Jasmine had to work really hard to refrain from rolling her eyes. "I will be picking him up after school is over. The ONLY people who will be able to take Teddy from here will be myself or my brothers; Draco Malfoy and Fred and George Weasley. I expect you to ask for their IDs the first time they drop Teddy off so you and your staff will be able to recognise who is allowed to pick him up besides myself, no one other than us four can get him, not even a driver, understand?" the brunet asks piercing the receptionist with her unnaturally green eyes.

"Of course." She replies, looking almost insulted that she wouldn't keep the three year old safe.

"Sorry, it's just back in England there were a lot of people who tried to take him away from me despite what the courts said and he was almost kidnapped a few times by 'well meaning' people, until I had had enough and took him out of daycare and homeschooled myself until we moved so he could be safe. I will tell you now that you only have one chance and if anything happens to him I WILL be relocating him to another pre-school and I will do everything it takes to shut this one down." Jasmine threatened. "No one is more important to me than Teddy so while he is here he better be safe."

"Of course." The young woman repeated a bit of fear tinged her voice. Jasmine smiled seeing that the woman had gotten her point and no longer seemed worried that such a young person had custody of a small child.

"On another note; Teddy had a small allergy to silver. Not anything that will kill him, but it will cause him some painful rashes, so I suggest ensuring that no one when here wears anything silver, including the other children. If a rash occurs you are to call one of these numbers" she said handing over the twins and Draco's personal numbers "during the day as I will be at school, they will ensure that he gets proper treatment, although I sincerely hope that it never has to happen." Jasmine handed the paperwork over to the terrified woman and watched as she robotically filed it away. After a brief tour of the building they were ready to go.

"Alright Teddy, you were such a good and quiet boy for those meetings and you didn't try to run off, so we will be getting whatever you want for lunch and when we get home you can help me with the baking." Jasmine paused a moment for Teddy's cheer of enthusiasm as he started to lead her to a restaurant he had noticed on the way to his school, running ahead some. As they ate she asked him questions about what he thought about his new school and if he thought he would be comfortable with actually going to school instead of being homeschooled with her. Also what kind of dessert he suspected Draco would want and any other treats he might want to help bake as they had the whole afternoon. They left the restaurant with a list of different baked goods they wanted to bake (3 different kinds of cake, Danishes, croissants, bread and 4 different types of pie. Good thing for stasis and preserving charms to keep everything fresh.) and decided to cab it back to their home rather than chance the train again.

A/N: Well thank you again to all you amazing reviewers! You guys have really helped me by letting me know who you want to have paired with Harry so far AND some of you have even given me ideas and asked a few questions I hadn't even thought of! I am also amazed with how many people have decided to follow and favorite this story after two chapters, you guys made me so happy!

Anyways if anyone doubts my claim that a three year old can eat that much food, I have to tell you this is based off of personal experience; my daughters (when they like the food) can usually out eat myself and my fiancé. I have seen my four year old eat half of a large pizza in one sitting by herself! My two year old is also quite hungry with her breakfast food as well.

The mention of the 142 etc. of Hogwarts is mentioned in Chapter 8 of the Philosopher's Stone.

This Chapter was originally going to focus more on her meeting Tamaki's dad when she finalized her enrollment, but I have too much fun writing Draco and how he interacts with Harry, they are friends, but he's still a snobbish prat, it's fun! Hope you enjoyed reading as much as I did, read, review and continue voting on who ends up with Harry!