(Jack's first flying scene)
Jack: (shakily flies, then falls, crashing through the trees. Instead of clinging to the branch like he was supposed to, he lands on...the place.) AUGH! (Falls off tree. Voices off screen can be heard laughing) NOT FUNNY!
Director: Cut!
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(When Pitch attacks Sandy)
Pitch: Don't fight the fear little lamb! Wait...
(Take 2)
Pitch: Don't fight the fear little hand! (Facepalms)
(Take 3)
Pitch: Don't fight the fear little can! ...UGH!
(Take 15)
Pitch: Don't fight the fear little man!
Camera man: Wait, crap we weren't rolling.
Pitch: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Director: Cut!
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(Jack and Bunny's argument at the Pole)
Bunny: What did you just call me? I am NOT a kangaroo, mate.
Jack: Really? All this time I thought you were. If you're not a kangaroo, what are you?
Bunny: (leans in, all epic like) I'm a kangaroo. No wait!
Jack: (laughs) I knew it!
Bunny: Shut up!
Jack: Hey, you said it
Bunny: Why you little-
Director: CUT!
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(The scene where Pitch knocks Jack off a cliff)
Pitch: (breaks staff)
Jack: NO!
Pitch: (knocks Jack off the cliff with black sand, then throws the broken staff pieces down)
Jack: (lays at the bottom of the trench)
Director: Um, Jack? We've still got a scene to do.
Jack: (doesn't move)
Director: ...
Camera Man: I told you we needed stunt doubles!
Director: Shut up Rob!
Camera man: I'm Jerry.
Rob: I'm Rob!
Director: I don't care! Just someone wake him up!
Rob: On it!
Director: Cut!
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(When the Guardians are collecting the teeth)
Jack: (freezes the roof so much that Bunny slides off the edge before he can grab the tooth from him) ...guys I lost the tooth.
(Laughter)
Director: Cut!
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(When Pitch confronts Jack in Antarctica)
Jack: (stands at the top of the cliff after deciding not to throw his tooth box off. Waits for Pitch, but he doesn't come) ...Pitch? That was your cue...Pitch? (A flush can be heard) Pitch get out of the bathroom!
(Laughter)
Director: Cut!
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(When Jack hits Jamie in the head with a snowball)
Jack: (throws snowball)
Jamie: (gets hit in the head and falls over. He doesn't get up)
Jack: (covers mouth with one hand and sidesteps off screen)
(laughter)
Director: Cut!
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(The end of Jack's Guardian ceremony)
North: (slaps Jack on the back)
Jack: (knees buckle and he slumps forward onto the ground. Muffled) ow...please take that out of the movie...
(laughter)
Director: Cut!
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(When Sandy tries to put Jamie back to sleep)
Sandy: (throws a dreamsand ball and it bounces off the wall and hits the camera man, knocking him over)
(Laughter)
Director: Ugh...cut!
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(When Jamie sees Jack)
Jack: He sees me...he sees me! (Does a backflip but fails, crashing into the dresser)
Jamie: (bursts out laughing)
Director: I can't work with you guys anymore, I'm going home.
Something tells me he'll be back if the pay's good enough. Anyway, this is what happens when I get bored in school and have absolutely nothing else to do. Hope you guys enjoyed the bloopers! At some point I might get a around to making more, but no promises. For the time being, please review and don't sniff neighborhood stop signs! ...yeah I really don't know. Sapphire316, out.