Riff off 8

Updating after what, two years? Whoops.

Songs used last time- Don't-Ed Sheeran, All About That Bass-Megan Trainor, Waltzing Matilda, Iron Man- Black Sabbath, Taking Care of Business-Bachman Turner Overdrive, Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen, Should I stay or Should I go-The Clash, Shake it Off- That Bitch, Chandelier-Sia, Call me Maybe-Carly Ray Jepson, Friday-Rebecca Black, Barbie Girl-Aqua and The Periodic Table Song- ASAP Science.

The Guardians stood watching us the Avengers split off into two groups in the top room of Stark tower. Jack was busy flying around pestering the new comers. "Can we settle this without violence?" Captain America asked extending a hand in Tony's direction.

"We can settle this with acapella." Tony said putting his hands on his hips.

Cap nodded. "No Jack though."

"Wait what?" Black Panther asked confused. "What is this 'acapella?' And why is there a boy that can fly pestering us?"

"It is what they do to settle things most of the time." Vision explained. "Acapella is choral singing performed without instruments. The expression means 'in chapel style' in Italian. Centuries ago, religious music composed for use in chapels — which, unlike large churches, had no organs — was usually for voices only. As for the boy, he is Jack Frost, spirit of winter."

Black Panther nodded seeming to accept the explanation. He'd seen enough weird stuff for today.

"Where is Loki? He normally pops up for these things." Tony asked looking around. "Also has anyone seen Thor or Banner?"

"They're a little busy right now. I'll be Loki for today because you guys won't let me in." Jack said with a smile. "Same rules a usual apply, English songs, parodies are okay, repeating songs from previous battles is fine and the word must match."

"Wait I still don't get it. What's happening?" Ant-Man asked, but he was ignored.

"We'll start with Hedley." Jack said.

"Can I make a little toast? Can we get a little close? Can I get an amen? Can I get a hell yeah? Can I get a holy ghost? Somebody give me a beat; let me see you on your feet, somebody save your man. I don't give a God damn about the beat, the beat." Cap sang. "Catch me if you can, I don't think you understand where we're going. When you feel it and you know-"

"'Know nothing about mopeds.' He said 'I got the one for you, follow me.' Oooh! It's too real! Chromed out mirror, I don't need a windshield, banana seat, a canopy on two wheels. Eight hundred cash, that's a hell of a deal!" Tony interrupted. "I'm headed downtown, cruising through the alley, tip-toeing in the street like Dally. Pulled up, moped to the valley, whitewalls on the wheels like mayonnaise. Dope, my crew is ill and all we need-"

"Need a hero! I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight. I need a hero! I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light. He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than life." Bucky sand sung keeping on beat. "Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasy, somewhere just beyond my reach there's someone reaching back for me. Racing on the thunder-"

"Thunder? You better run, you better take cover! Buying bread from a man in Brussels, he was six-foot-four and full of muscles. I said, 'Do you speak-a my language?' He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich." Natasha sand putting on a convincing fake accent. "And he said, I come from a land down under. Where beer does flow and men chunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run-"

"Run to you, I wanna, I wanna." Falcon paused. "Yo, we in the spot, the club is hot And if you wanna party rock, say hell yeah! Non stop, the bottles popped And if you want another shot, say hell yeah! Yo, I'm gonna run to you so you can have a little bit of fun with FoO. I know what you wanna do, when I wiggle-"

"Wiggle, wiggle. Just a little bit of... swing. Patty cake, Patty cake with no hands, got me in this club making wedding plans. If I take pictures while you do your dance I can make you famous on Instagram." Spiderman said popping up from out of nowhere. "Hot damn it, your booty like two planets go head-"

"Head and they won't go. Spirits in my head and they won't go. I got guns in my head and they won't go. Spirits in my head and they won't. I been looking at the stars tonight and I think oh, how I miss that bright sun." War Machine interrupted. "I'll be a dreamer 'til the day I die, but they say oh, how the good die young, but we're all strange and maybe we don't wanna-"

"Wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha. If you want my future forget my past, if you wanna get with me better make it fast. Now don't go wasting my precious time, get your act together we could be just fine." Barton sang showing up fifteen minutes late with Starbucks. "I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really, really want-"

"Want you close, ooh. Cause space was just a word made up by someone who's afraid to get close, ooh. Oh, so close, ooh, I want you close, oohOh, I want you close, and close ain't close enough, no." Black Panther interrupted. "Cause if I want you, and I want you, babe ain't going backwards, won't ask for space cause space was just a word made up by someone who's afraid-"

"Afraid,I'm not afraid, to take a stand, to take a stand. Everybody, everybody come take my hand, come take my hand." Steve sang. Jack was surprised he know that song. "We'll walk this road together, through the storm. Whatever weather, cold or warm, Just letting you-"

"You to touch and go. Highway to the Danger Zone! Ride into the Danger Zone!" Rode sang with a smile and doing a little dance. " Headin' into twilight, spreadin' out her wings tonight, she got you jumpin' off the-"

"The dance floor, hit the dance floor. I got all I need. No I ain't got cash, I ain't got cash, but I got you baby." Scarlet witch sang. Ant-man was still looking around confused. "Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight! I love cheap thrills! Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight. I love-"

"Love to hold you close, tonight and always. I'd love to wake up next to you, I'd love to hold you close, tonight and always, I'd love to wake up next to you." Peter sang. "So we'll piss off the neighbours. In the place that feels the tears. The-"

"The music seems so loud. I wish that we could lose this crowd. Maybe it's better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we'd want to say. We could have been so good together, we could have lived this dance forever, but no one's gonna dance with me. Please stay." Deadpool sang bursting out of the elevator with a saxophone. "And I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm. Though it's easy to pretend, I know your not a fool."

"Wade, what are you-" Spiderman started.

"Shut up Parker." Deadpool snapped than continued to sing. "Should've known better than to cheat a friend and waste the chance that I've been given. So I'm never gonna dance again, the way I danced with you. Now that you're gone, Now that you're gone, now that you're gone. What I did's so wrong that you had to leave me alone." He finished elevator doors closing and he was gone.

"What just happened?" Everybody asked in unison.

"How did he get in here?" Tony asked. "Why did he, what?"

"I called him." Jack said with a laugh looking at their confused faces.

"How? You don't have a cell phone." Bunny asked.

"I 'borrowed' Steves." Jack said floating over and handing the phone back.

"Why my phone?" Steve asked.

"I can't use a touch screen and yours was the only that was a flip phone." Jack explained. "Since I am the judge, I say Deadpool wins. You guys just got schooled."