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(In the beginning, when Jack first lands in the village)

Jack: Whoa! (Falls to the ground, stumbles, then falls again. Jumps up, but instead of cape falling, it stays on his head, all tangled up) Uh...(struggling to get out of it) Cape malfunction! I repeat! Cape malfunction! (Laughing) I can't get it off my head! I can't get it off!

(Laughter)

Director: Cut! Someone help him!

...

(When Pitch is asking Jack to join him in Antarctica)

Pitch: We'll make them believe! We'll give them a world where everything, everything! Is-

Jack: Pitch Black?

Pitch: ...and Jack Frost, too. They'll believe in both of us.

Jack: (seems to think for a moment, then shrugs) Eh, why not?

Pitch: You want to be left a-wait, what?

Jack: Sure, I'll join you.

Pitch: Really!?

Jack: Yeah.

Pitch: (steps forward, a smile creeping onto his face)

Jack: PSYCHE! (Freezes Pitch, laughing maniacally)

Director: Ok, someone get Pitch unfrozen, and calm Jack down! Cut!

...

(When North is talking to Jack after Sandy's death)

North: Done something? You stood up to Pitch! You saved us.

Jack: But Chandy-Chandy. (Hangs head a bit)

North: (laughs)

Jack: (rubbing forehead, laughing slightly) That's not his name...

Director: Cut!

...

(When Jamie sees Jack)

Jamie: Jack Frost!

Jack: That's right! But that's me! Ja Frost! That's my-(cuts off with a laugh) Ja Frost. (Laughing) I forgot my name.

Director: What is it with you and names today? Cut!

...

(When the Guardians are painting eggs)

Bunny: There will be spring in every continent! (Jumps up on rock) And I'm bringin' hope with m-Augh! (Slips and falls into egg dye river. Comes up tye-dyed rainbow)

Jack: (coming into view, bursts out laughing)

Bunny: (grabs Jack's arm and flips him into the river as well)

Jack: (comes up also rainbow, glaring at Bunny)

Bunny: (smirks)

Jack: (spits dye in Bunny's face)

Bunny: (coughs and wipes it off)

Director: If you two are done your little pool party, we have a movie to make! Cut!

...

(When Jack's saying he doesn't want to be a Guardian)

Jack: 300 years and this is his answer? To spend eternity, like you guys, cooped up in some hideout thinking of, of new ways to bribe-(suddenly starts coughing like nuts, yet laughing in between)

Tooth: Are you ok!?

Jack: (still coughing) Fine! Just choking on air!

Director: Cut! Get Jack a cough drop!

...

(When North is talking to Jack)

North: Who ARE you Jack Frost!? What is your-what are you doing?

Jack: (rubbing eye, laughing) You just spit in my eye!

North: (laughing) Oh sorry.

Jack: (still laughing slightly) Ugh

Director: Cut!

...

(When the yeti bursts into North's office)

Yeti: (throws open the door) Alamakna!

(The door falls off the hinges)

Yeti: (laughs in a yetish way)

North: (trying not to laugh) This is why you knock!

Director: Ugh. Cut!

...

(When they're flying the sleigh to Tooth Palace)

Nightmare: (comes flying at Sandy)

Sandy: (is staring off into space, not putting up the sand umbrella)

Nightmare: (collides with Sandy)

Sandy: ! (Falls over)

Director: Unnnghhhh...cut! Pay attention, Sandy!

...

(Behind the scenes)

Jack: You got it Sandy?

Sandy: (moves camera up and down, as if nodding)

Jack: Ok good. (Steps back) Alright, so you might have noticed that the real Pitch Black is here filming with us.

Sandy: (points the camera at Pitch in the distance, then back at Jack)

Jack: You might be wondering why that is. Well, he's under a very strict contract. And by contract, I mean he's wearing an invisible shock collar. Whenever he tries to legit attack us, he gets shocked with like this huge blast of electricity. He can't do a thing to us! (Smirks) Which is why I love messing with him. (Turns) Hey Pitch!

Pitch: (sighs in exasperation and walks over) What do you want, Frost?

Jack: Go get me a bagel.

Pitch: ...no.

Jack: Do you want me to have them shock you?

Pitch: (rolls eyes) No. Can't you just get a donut from the snack table over there?

Jack: No I want a bagel.

Pitch: They are virtually the same thi-

Jack: No they're not. Go.

Pitch: (scowls) Fine. I will get you your bagel. And you'd best not ask me for anything else!

Jack: M'kay.

Pitch: (stalks off)

-10 minutes later-

Pitch: (comes back, throwing bag at Jack) Here. Take it. Now leave me alone.

Jack: (catches it) Oh thanks Pitc-(looks inside) Oh my Moon you're an idiot!

Pitch: What!?

Jack: This is a bagel!

Pitch: I know!

Jack: Idiot, I wanted a donut! (Shrugs) Oh well. I guess I'll have to live with it. (Walks away)

Pitch: (stares after him for a minute) ... (Eye twitches) ... (Mimes strangling something) EEEYYAAAAAAAGGHHHHH-

Sandy: (turns camera off)

...

BONUS

JACK LAUGHING MONTAGE

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(When Jack and Bunny are arguing)

Bunny: People believe in me.

Jack: (holds his gaze for a moment before laughing and turning away)

Bunny: Crikey mate that's the fifth time!

Jack: (still laughing) I'm sorry!

...

(When North is talking to Jack)

North: Who ARE you Jack Frost!? What is your center!? (Points at Jack)

Jack: ...(starts snickering)

North: Again?

Jack: (laughing) I'm sorry I can't take it!

...

(When Jamie sees Jack)

Jack: Wait...can you hear me?

Jamie: (nods)

Jack: Can you...can you (starting to laugh) see me?

Jamie: (starts laughing with Jack)

Jack: (laughing) Why can't I stop laughing!?

...

(After Jack was knocked off the cliff)

Jack: (is laying at the bottom. Suddenly starts laughing)

Pitch: (from above) Why are you laughing!? I just attacked you!

Jack: (laughing) I can't do this oh my Moon!

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(After Easter was ruined)

Bunny: We should NEVER have trusted you!

Jack: (already laughing, turns to face tree, then turns back around)

Bunny: Mate we're yellin' at ya, you're not supposed to be happy!

Jack: (laughing) I can't take anything seriously anymore!

Jack: ...

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