Author has written 8 stories for Justice League, Harry Potter, Young Justice, Spider-Man, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, and Deadpool. Hey guys I'm me and I am getting use to writing stories so I love reviews both good and bad. I love Batflash and Spideypool and GLxShayera and will always ship them. I'm okay with Batman and Wonder Woman, but they're not my favorite, Clark can have Wonder Woman for all I care. I'm a big DC/Marvel fan(mostly DC cause they're better) but no judgement here. I'm weird, bad at humor and love blood, gore, horror, destruction, chaos, and the works. I wish some stories didn't always end with happy ever after. I am shaky with Batman x Joker. Not a fan of SupermanxBatman, but it works now and then. I hate...HATE Wonder Woman x Batman, in fact Wonder Woman is probably my least favorite character, don't know why, but I demise her, but I'll be nice to her in my stories...sometimes. My favorite super hero of all time is Batman if you haven't noticed and I want to be a writer and artist when I grow up. And I think infinite crisis was a load of crap when they just dumped Wally. I love Batman, so that's kind of what most of my stories will be about. Okay, so all of the except for the few spideypool and little marvel snipets, you know unless I just randomly write some crap down... Anyway Im working on a series with Batflash and Spideypool, that will eventually collide in one awesome crossover. I just want to finish writing all of it so you guys dont have to wait too long to read the next one. I will however have to make you wait for more on two of the stories ive already posted because I do have somewhat of a life... Okay I lied I just have alot of homework. (High school's fault) I need a life outside of the labtop... Wow just watched my life flash before my eyes... oh well this is too fun to give up, so you guys are stuck with me. So like I was saying I will be writing a lot of stories maybe too many... nah just a good amount;) I also love Young Justice but think season two was way werid... stupid La'gon. Anyone else hate him, cause he gets on my nerves. I want season three... Yeah so this is my profile, yeah so hope you guys love it, and will review. Please review, like I kind of maybe said before this is actually the best part of my day, which in all fairness is fine with me. Okay so I take back what I said before, I've become randomly obsessed with Anime and am currently am writing a whole bunch of Kuroko No Basket fics. My favorite pairings for that is: Kuroko/Akashi Kuroko/Midorima Kuroko/Kise Kuroko/Murasakibara Kagami/Aomine Aomine/Momoi Kise/Aomine Midorima/Takao Takao/Kuroko Hyuuga/Riko Hyuuga/Teppei Izuki/Mitobe I love an overprotective Generation of Miracles;) If I had to do a story I would have these pairings. Akashi/Kuroko Kagami/Aomine Takao/Midorima Kise/Kasmatsu Himuro/Alex Murasakibara/OC Hyuuga/Teppei Izuki/Mitobe If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about, copy this into your profile If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever danced in the rain, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever slammed into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. (Every day) If you’ve ever tripped over a flat surface, copy and paste this. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter. You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. He who laughs last thinks slowest. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. I find "good morning" contradictory Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. I'm not as dumb as you look. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. 'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die' Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders. Writing isn't a career; it's more of a mental illness. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. 'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.' Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. Flying is simple; you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. 'Define normal.' We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half. Where there's a will...I want to be in it. Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE! I don't get even, I get odder. If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy? I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters fo r being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you do this, copy this and put it on your profile. If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this onto your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this on your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on, copy and paste this to your profile If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges If life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone If life gives you lemons, make beef stew When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else When life gives you lemons, make Shirley temples, and make everyone else wonder how When life gives Edward lemons, he throws them AT MIKE When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next. I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, I love Sherlock Holmes, Black Butler, Black Butler 2, Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple, Kaze No Stigma, XXXholic, Lois and Clark, Smallville, Kuroko No Basket, The Batman, Batman Beyond, Batman the Animated Series, The New Adventures of Batman, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, Wonder Woman, Rosario Vampire, Hell's Gate, Soul Eater, Oron Host Club, and Fruits Basket. I Love Gotham Knight, Batman:Year One, Justice League Doom, Justice League Crisis on Two Earths, Justice League Flashpoint Paradox, Batman/Superman Public Enemies, Batman/Superman Apocolypse, Superman Unbound, Green Lantern First Flight, Batman Under the Red Hood, Wonder Woman, Justice League the New Frontier;) 16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?" Things to do on an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 59) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. " Children don't care whether a person is a girl or a boy, black or white, pretty or ugly, different or the same. They will be friends simply because they get along. Children don't care about politics or religion. And yet they say adults are wiser. 0 things to do in an elevator! 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there." 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. 25. Make farm animal noises 26. Start talking to the wall 27. Carry a stuffed animal with you and talk to it 28. Carry a small object and start petting it while saying "My precious." in a demonic voice then laugh like a maniac 29. When one person is on ask them if they want to pet your cat and then purr at them. 30. Rip your clothes and stumble on to the elevator and tell them that you just escaped from the mental ward and then laugh like a maniac Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know,canyou? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher, you would know that. Oh well, i guess I'll do it your way.MayI go to the bathroom? Teacher:... INSPIRATIONAL Keep saying those words. My head is held high. You wanna bring me down? I dare you to try. People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you. I'm sorry I don't have glamorous hair, perfect skin, the straightest teeth, or the best body. I'm sorry I don't doll myself up all the time and that I wear those baggy shirts around the house. I'm sorry that I like to eat junk food once in a while and I'm sorry that I'm not a fitness guru. I'm sorry I'm not like some of the other girls. But the funniest thing of all is that I'm not sorry at all. Hi, I’m a girl. I don’t spend hours on hair and make-up in the morning. I don’t always wear the color pink. I don’t flirt with every guy I meet. I don’t think it’s cool to fail a test. I thank you when you compliment me instead of denying it and putting myself down. Yes, I exist. Have fun meeting all the other girls who do the exact opposite. Teenagers: the most misunderstood people who are treated like children but are expected to act like adults You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something sometime in your life. I'm original and unique. I'm my own person and if you don't like me... screw you. I'm awesome. I love irony. You know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about you have the most to say. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. I'm sorry you don't like me. I'm sorry you think I suck. But most of all, I'm sorry I don't give a crap. Emotional without all the emo... it's called being human. Children don't care whether a person is a girl or a boy, black or white, pretty or ugly, different or the same. They will be friends simply because they get along. Children don't care about politics or religion. And yet they say adults are wiser. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for. Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead. HUMOR I dream of a better tomorrow--when chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? I dont have a short attention span, i just...oh look, a kitty! I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. How is it possible to have a civil war? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well I think guns help because if you just stood around saying "BANG" it wouldn't do much. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. When.I.Read.Stuff.Like.This.The.Voice.In.My.Head.Takes.Pauses. It doesn’t matter what it is, it’s automatically cool if it glows in the dark! Some people were dropped as a baby…. You were clearly thrown at a wall. Every time I see the word “Explain” on a test, I die a little inside. Dear Teacher, I understand you have to talk to the person in front of me but could please remove your fat butt from my face? Thanks. According to parents, we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for certian movies. It's no wonder teens are so rebellious! There's nothing else to do! I wish life was like a musical. and in the middle of math, i could just jump out of my seat, throw up my papers and start singing. And then the whole math class would pull this dance routine out of their butt, and we would all know the song we were spontainiously making up... then sit down like nothing happened. No matter how old you are, no matter how much of a ganster you think you are, if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it. Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them Dear McDonald's Cashier, Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked, there were no age limits for Happy Meals. Sincerely, Don't Forget The Toy Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground... and miss. It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up -_- If you're gonna embarrass yourself, do it right! Get the facts first, you can distort them later. Is it just me or does everything seem funnier when you’re suppose to be quiet? Don't steal. The government hates the competition. If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!! I'm skinny so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm a GIRL, so I must only care about make-up and skirts. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a perfectionist. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake (to an extent.) I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. THIS FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS DEDICATED TO THE FATHERS OF THE WORLD 'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or Girls Don't Realize These Things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too. Stories: Okay look I'm about to write the most amazing story in the whole universe that'll blow all yo minds. Yeah. Anyway, it's a Batflash, but it's not centered around the romance, I'll just add you know little moments and them getting together. This book is purely action and adventure...mystery...suspense...horror, and is rated M, for Rape, and Non-con. It's been stuck in my head for awhile, I'm working on the first and second, and third chapter now. I'm not posting it till I've finished ten chapters. Also the Under the Black hood that I wrote is going to be taken down, so that I may incorporate it in this story;) Hint...cough...hint;) Anyway here's the summary and a little taste of what's to come: Bruce Anthony Wayne is a man of many personalities. He's Brucie, Bruce, Batman, the Bat, a kid, and many more. But what happens when he and other big names like Oliver Queen start acting funny? What happens when they begin blacking out and doing random activities? And what's up with the repressed memories in the back of all their minds? Why do they keep being reminded of someone named Sam? Why do they know random strangers they don't remember meeting? What do the Luthors have to do with any of this... With the Presidential Elections coming up, Oliver Queen, Helena Bertenilli, Bruce Wayne, Alexander Luthor, and Lucas Luthor, will be forced to face their pasts, and come to terms with the things they've done. The Plot unfolds, as Bruce struggles with his multiple personalities and coping with the horrors that lie in the back of his mind. He will be forced to face a past full of darker things than he will ever imagine and face a family secret darker than even the Waynes let Alfred Pennyworth in on. A secret that will tear down the foundations of the world they know and the lives they've made for themselves. They will be pushed closer and closer to the edge of sanity, and closer to a much darker path. They will find themselves unable to break free of the bonds of family and the lies that have built up around their lives. "Jesus Christ Bruce what happened to you?" "I fell down the rabbit hole Barry. I fell down and I don't know how to get back out." Bruce turned looking at the man before him as if he just got slapped. "How- why?" He chuckled slowly a grin set in place on his scarred face, "What miss me Brother, or still having trouble remembering?" "Bruce Wake up, Bruce, you can't do this to me, please, Bruce." The cold barren room, the low light, all of it left him shaking with memories that he wished he never had. Oliver Queen was broken, Oliver Queen was no longer here. Set between Starcrossed, and JLAU- Hawkgirl is not yet back, but the League has been upgraded. Um I will have Barry Allen in this but he's not the Flash anymore, he's retired, Wally's Flash, and Bart is Kid Flash, or impulse. Jason isn't known to be alive yet and Nightwing and Bruce are still fighting;) It will also be staring my own OC's Brian Knox, Marli Soto, and a bunch of others who'll be introduced as the story proceeds. So look for Falling From Grace, here soon;) |