Naked Sasquatchhide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Beavis and Butt-Head, Venture Brothers, Kevin Smith, South Park, Misc. Anime/Manga, Batman, Mighty Boosh, Simpsons, and Aquabats! Super Show!. Howdy Y'all!! I like cartoons and movies and shit, so I said to myself "Hello, myself! Why not get one of those nifty accounts!" So here I am. Most of my fav pairings to write about are dude on dude, and usually they're grody, odd couples. My Favorite Pairings Batman: Harley/Ivy, one-sided Joker/Batman, one-sided Harley/Joker, Terry/Max, Clerks, and other View Askew films : Jay/Silent Bob, Elias/Randal, Gil/Biscuit Ed Edd n Eddy : Edd/Eddy, Ed/Eddy, Ed/Edd/Eddy, Nazz/Ed Venture Bros: 21/24, Hank/Dermott, Shore Leave/Al, Shore Leave/Brock, 21/Dr Girlfriend, Monarch/Dr. Girlfriend South Park: Butters/Cartman, Cartman/Shelly, Craig/Thomas, Shelly/Larry, Kenny/Cartman's Slutty Mom The Mighty Boosh: Vince/Howard, Old Gregg/ Howard Misc. Pairings: Ren/Stimpy, Beavis/Butthead, Izawa/Maeno, Mr Burns/Smithers, McRobot (MC Bat Commander/Jimmy the Robot) Helga/Arnold, Bugs Bunny/Slappy Squirrel and other silly pairings that somehow manage to make sense. Current OTP (a subject of change) : Mr Burns/Smithers Enjoy your stay. |
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Didn't Know I Cared by Breech Loader reviews
Butters becomes suicidal, so it's a shame that the only person around to stop him is Cartman, who cares about nobody bar himself. But is Butters really so needy, or is Cartman the one who needs help? And regardless, is anybody in a state to do anything?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
One Night On Bourbon Street by Vyvyan Quill reviews
I'm not sure if the boys ever actually went to New Orleans, but I just got back from a vacation from there and got all inspired. Not sure yet how many chapters it'll be, but quite a few anyway. Comments welcome! Enjoy :
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012
My Guardian Fatass by KennyxButtman reviews
After a rough night for the Stotch boy, a very awesome and kewl hero, the Coon, steps in to help him see that there is hope, even when times are tough.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Vince Turns 28? by Concupiscence66 reviews
Vince is turning 28 for the third time and is feeling down. Maybe the perfect gift from Howard can cheer him up. Written for the amazing Livejournal artist, karneol vision who has created artwork for some of my stories. Check her out!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Maybe After He's Gone by Chip-Nips reviews
It's Howard's job to prepare for a visit from Bainbridge but some disturbances in the reptile house make things difficult. Vince/Howard fluff and implied Howard/Gideon and Vince/Gideon. Zooniverse.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Let's Touch Thingies by Chip-Nips reviews
The boys can't decide who's more 'equipped' for pleasing the ladies. They compare schlong sizes and things go differently than expected.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Complete
Come As You Are by spacegrass reviews
Butthead has a great idea that if he had a chick, he could get MORE chicks. And then, he could finally score! Beavis/Butthead slash.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Complete
Arnold Management with Dr Bliss by Polkahotness reviews
Dr. Bliss has been helping Helga with her 'issues' since fourth grade after socking Brainy. What happens when she leaves for a new job leaving Helga to figure the rest out on her own without Dr. Bliss' help? AxH R&R!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,232 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
He's Not Happy by HeyNowNow reviews
Cartman isn't happy with his life and the only one he wants to be around is Butters.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Popping the Question by NightingaleLost reviews
Sometimes the answer you expect isn't the answer you receive. Especially when Eric Cartman is involved. Rated 'M' for sexual themes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Perfect by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Eric tells Butters he is perfect in the eyes of Hitler. I couldn't think of a better summary D: But read anyways :D Cutters, more humor than romance
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Grounded by CartmanFan reviews
Butters is grounded again. Because of Cartman. Yaoi content, rated M to be safe and for possible later chapters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Curiosity by YoSafBridge reviews
Randal shouldn't have asked. No good ever comes from asking about Elias's personal life.
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Fangirls are Easy by Perfectly Maple reviews
It turns out if you’re two dudes hanging outside the front doors of Yaoi-Con, you might risk looking a little gay or something. Slash.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Weirdo Dudes Next to the MaxiMart by Incy Little Spider reviews
Butt-Head wakes up to a very strange sight. But he can't remember how it all happened. He takes a trip down memory lane and discovers the very strange experiance he had which started rather simply while taking the garbage out. SLASH.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
The Perilous Adventures ofthe Blow Boys! by Lemon Icee reviews
Henchmen 21 and 24 decide to test their newly recognized invincibility in the most extreme, dangerous and wild way possible: eating sushi.
Venture Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Twenty-four, Twenty-one - Complete
What's the Distinction? by Mortal Anonymous reviews
A serious-minded but humorously written Bert/Ernie. Ernie can't place a strange feeling, so Susan steps in to help him figure it out. Excited, Ernie rushes to tell Bert about it, who doesn't want to be bothered. Completely Y rated stuff.
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Bert, Ernie] Susan - Complete
The Silly Song by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Ernie is bored, feels like singing, and decides that Bert must be bored too. So, Ernie opts to convince Bert to sing a strange little ditty with him.
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bert, Ernie - Complete
I Haven't Seen the World by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Bert doesn't understand why Ernie doesn't like world travel, so Ernie explains to him the best way he knows how: through song!
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bert, Ernie - Complete
Erniiie! by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Bert asks Ernie to not bother him while he reads his new book, and Ernie tries oh so hard to comply. Too bad they have such different definitions of 'bother'.
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Bert, Ernie - Complete
The Adventures of Jetboy and Jetgirl by Khrijunk reviews
Can 21 and 24 actually succeed at being arch villians?
Venture Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2007
the consequences of romance by iEATfood reviews
sequel to hearts. lazloedward. edwards gripes about the consequences of romance while lazlo tries to learn the subtleties of wooing.pls RandR
Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
The Implications of Sand by sharky-chan reviews
[Clerks.] After the release of Episode 2, Randal has some questions. Rated for language and sexual themes. Some RandalDante.
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
what a predicament by iEATfood reviews
lazloedward one shot, please read and review.
Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
tasks of raj by iEATfood reviews
rajpatsy! can raj prove to hooha that he's worthy enough to date his daughter or will hooha's constant tests kill him? read review pls
Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,541 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Playing It Well by Star Dazzled reviews
[Clerks Fic, Takes Place After Clerks 2.] Randal decides to play a prank on Dante with the help of Elias, only it goes a little too far. [Slashy in its own way, rated for language.]
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Hearts by iEATfood reviews
lazloEdward slash will edward come to terms with his emotions or live forever in denail? it's sillier than I let on here [now betaed by red mad queen]
Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
The Immigrant Song by farouthippiechick reviews
Set during The Immigrant Song. Kelso and Fez have a few moments together after Fez tells the gang he's being deported on graduation day. Slash KelsoFez. Oneshot. warning: extremely corny :P. I'm serious actually.
That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
You Look Wonderful, My Dear by Zenith of Emotion reviews
A The Birdcage fic. First one I've written. Sweet moment between Albert and Armand. Armand being a sweetie for once. Mentioning of toast. Gay coupling, crossdressersdrag queens, fluff, sweetness, Agador Sparticus. Please R&R! Enjoy. Thanks, Ylime.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Nobody Knows by farouthippiechick reviews
Fez sleeps in Hyde's room in I'm Free S6. Ever wonder what happened that no one ever knew about? Do you really think that fez couldnt sleep JUST because of a popsicle at his neck? oneshot, slash, hydefez. All kinds of reviews greatly appreciated. really
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Falling by favoritesong reviews
Neville's been falling his entire life. NevilleHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
jingle, jingle by Elendraug reviews
customers suck. [ slash. dante randal. for neofox. ]
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
the ed who laid an egg by iEATfood reviews
ed laid an egg, at least he thinks he did... will the eds manage to hatch the precios whatchamacallit or will rolf find them first...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006
do you wuvz me? by iEATfood reviews
zim is trying to work and gir kees bothering him wit questions [this is very short](EDITED) edited again now 's good -
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2004
I Call It Love by GhostHelwig reviews
Edd & Eddy have decided to be open with everyone, no matter the cost... Slash. Rated M for sexual situations, violence, homophobia, and the aforementioned slash...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Clash by TheMagicKumquat reviews
A rather abstract short, no dialouge, about Joker and his existence, and a lot about his rather dubious feelings toward his girlfriend.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2004
Need, Want, Love, Take by GhostHelwig reviews
Eddy must come to grips with what he wants... Slash.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Eddy, Edd - Complete
The Divine Rehabilitation Of Jason Mewes by Kleenexwoman reviews
Reality can be stranger than any movie for Jason Mewes.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Complete
My Valentine by GhostHelwig reviews
Ed and Eddy give Edd a very special Valentine's Day gift. Very slash. You were warned.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2004
The Last Hot Day of '78 by Jaded reviews
During the last hot day of summer, the gang go to the Wisconsin Dells for some water park fun, and then some. Slash. FezKelso.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2003
Dudes & Chicks by Citizenjess reviews
Beavis has some questions that even Butthead can't answer.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Complete
Let's Die! by Maran Zelde reviews
A parody of angsty suicide fics. I have a morbid sense of humor, yes.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Dib, Zim, Gaz - Complete
Unpacking Your Bags by galapogos reviews
What happens in Chasing Dogma to make that uppity religious woman think there's hanky panky afoot on the Greyhound?
Kevin Smith - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2001
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Sex-Drive! reviews
MC Bat Commander activates Jimmy's "sex drive" and inadvertently jump-starts his own as well. McRobot. Warning: Contains sexual themes, wire play, electro-stimulation, swiss-army robot dongs. Freaky-deaky Robot Sex!
Aquabats! Super Show! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2014 - MC Bat Commander, Jimmy The Robot - Complete
Robo-Cooties!
The Commander tries (and fails) to rationalize his new, confusing and yucky feelings towards his Robot Pal. McRobot
Aquabats! Super Show! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2014 - MC Bat Commander - Complete
Mr Burns Vs The Morning After reviews
Waking up in an empty bed, was not unusual for Charles Montgomery Burns. He slept as he was born and, until recent events, suspected he would die - alone. So why on this particular morning, did he shamefully want his faithful assistant and boy toy to stay and cuddle? Burns/Smithers established relationship. Shameless fluff.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete
Homer the Cupid reviews
Homer never understood what his boss, Mr Smithers, had against him. After Homer gets the pink slip, disgustingly drunk, and into a bar fight with the guy, a few knocks to the head and the Carl Douglas classic jog his memory of the many years he bullied Smithers as a kid. To make it up to him and get his job back, Homer decides he's gonna get Smithers the one thing he wants most.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Homer S., Montgomery Burns, Waylon S.
Rollin' With the Boys reviews
Bob Fossil, feelin' a little lonely, invites himself on Vince and Howard's "guys night out." But unbeknownst to him, it's actually a date night. Vince/Howard. Takes place during the Zooniverse.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Howard M., Vince N.
The Joke Isn't Funny Anymore reviews
When Joker goes a little far with his obsession with Batman, Harley gets a dose of perspective. TRIGGER WARNING: attempted rape.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
No Guts No Glory Hole A Ping Pong Club Fanfic reviews
Izawa is having some private bathroom time and Maeno gets lonely...Maeno/Izawa slash. Plus, your typical Ping Pong Club grossness/weirdness/gayness.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Complete
Grow Up reviews
Just a one-shot I HAD to write after seeing the 1%. Butters is feeling guilty after what happened to Cartman's toys, and tries to console him. Buttman friendship, with some pre-slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Play Time reviews
A series of oneshots all about how little play dates evolved into gay dates. Butters/Cartman or Buttman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
Deadly Sky Flowers reviews
Takes place between the end of "Showdown at Cremation Creek prt 2" and "Shadowman 9." Just some 21/24 fluff that happened before the "car intentional."
Venture Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Twenty-one, Twenty-four - Complete
Don't Ask, Don't Tell reviews
After 24's tango with the moppets, surveillance cameras are installed in the Flying Cocoon, to keep tabs on the henchmen. What ever will 21 and 24 do when they discover this AND realize one of there most intimate moments are caught on tape? 21/24 SLASH!
Venture Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Twenty-one, Twenty-four
Smell This reviews
Randal comes out to Dante in a way only Randal could.
Kevin Smith - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
