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SheShouldHaveBeenaSon reviews
The carefree world of Vince Noir is turned upside down after he discovers the startling extent of Howard Moon's self-destructive habits. Drama & dark humor abound. Vince/Howard.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,822 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
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Warming up reviews
A little pre-Festival Supreme Noelian fluff about the warm up gigs and the kisses we never got to see. Romantic friendship.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Complete
Creating Worlds reviews
Vince is a sad and lonely kid when he starts working at the Zooniverse, but he finds he can literally have everything he wants... mostly. This is my opus to explain every strange thing in the show. Slash but no sex (I know. I'm as surprised as you are!)
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Vince N., Howard M.
Let the Good Times Roll reviews
Old Gregg is still in love with Howard Moon and enlists his father's help in tracking down his fuzzy little man-peach. This story will get dark! You are warned!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 76,423 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Howard M., Old Gregg
Empty Chairs reviews
After "Chokes", Howard gets a chance to be a serious actor and Vince is left on his own. This is a gift for and the result of many discussions with the lovely bluestocking79. The rating may move to M, later on. We'll see where my muse takes me...
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Howard M., Vince N.
A Momentary Lapse reviews
Written for the livejournal queer fest prompt: Howard/Vince, Lance Dior comes onto Howard and Howard finds he enjoys the attention. When Vince tries to claim that he had feelings for Howard first, Howard has trouble believing it's not just jealousy speaking. That pretty well sums it up.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Couplehood reviews
Tim and Daisy are not 'together'. They are just friends, mates, best pals. Their relationship is comfortable, companionable, and uncomplicated. But maybe being a couple is more than dating, romance and sex. Maybe it has more to do with being there for each other and genuinely enjoying each other's company. Maybe their strange, goofy friendship isn't 'just' anything.
Spaced - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Complete
The New Dan Ashcroft reviews
A follow up to "A Beautiful Disaster". Dan Ashcroft doesn't hate his job and has an amazing boyfriend-type-person in Jones. He has a fully grown daughter who doesn't need anything, and he hardly ever has to see Nathan Barley. Could life get any better? Probably not. Could it get worse? Always.
Nathan Barley - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2013
The Transitive Property of Attraction reviews
This is actually based on the short film starring Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt called "Sweet". If you haven't seen it, it's on youtube and you must see it! The following story contains slash, gay sex, dubious consent (drinking and manipulation), mild violence and buckets of angst
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2013
Every Unsatisified Urge reviews
This is a "real person" fic based on a prompt for livejournal's queer fest: They don't have sex, so they're just friends. Right? Noel and Julian have a mostly sexless marriage.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,543 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012
Erase Me reviews
Howard truly believes he is a thirty-two-year-old virgin, a jazz poet and a musical virtuoso. While his memory is a bit hazy, Howard Moon is a man who knows who he is and who his friends are. Vince, however, knows that Howard is wrong about everything. (Seriously adult!)
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Strange and Beautiful reviews
Dan spends a day as a store Santa.
Nathan Barley - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
Why Not? reviews
Howard is a successful but miserable author. Vince is a transient socialite. It's a bit Breakfast at Top Shop.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Getting Better reviews
Howard has a cold, Vince tries to make him feel better. Pre-slash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
The Exception reviews
A response to the Livejournal queer fest prompt: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Just because Sherlock is asexual, doesn't mean he doesn't want to have sex with John. This is very hard for John to understand. After the events of "The Great Game", Sherlock has the desire to touch John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace: the Novel reviews
Darkplace was a masterpiece, so is Darkplace the novel. The story is meant to have graphics, music and links but this website has the short sited temerity to limit Garth's dream so... look it up on Live Journal.
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - G. Marenghi, R. Dagless - Complete
A Beautiful Disaster reviews
Can Dan turn his life around? Clean up? Learn to be happy? Probably not but hope springs eternal. Like an incurable STD.
Nathan Barley - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
Vince Turns 28? reviews
Vince is turning 28 for the third time and is feeling down. Maybe the perfect gift from Howard can cheer him up. Written for the amazing Livejournal artist, karneol vision who has created artwork for some of my stories. Check her out!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
The Cupid of Camden reviews
Vince and Howard go out for Valentine's Day and Howard reflects on their odd friendship. M for later chapters.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,939 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Howard M., Vince N.
Child's Play reviews
Howard returns from his failed acting career to find Vince on his way to being the next big children's author. Howard thinks there's more to Vince's story than even Vince realizes. Slash!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Context reviews
Fill for a prompt: Howard has a photograph of Vince in his wallet. Vince wants to know why.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Starman reviews
An absurd story for the prompt of Vince pregnant and alone and Howard admitting his feelings. No David Bowies were harmed in the writing of this fanfic. Warning: Mpreg and suggested interspecies love.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Resolutions reviews
Vince and Howard make New Year's Resolutions. It didn't have to be smutty but my resolution is the fill the world with more smut.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
The Improbable Helena reviews
Vince announces he has a twin sister he has never before mentioned, who looks just like him and is coming for a visit. Howard Moon is no fool, he has it all figured out. The M rating is for later chapters.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,969 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Pancake Night reviews
Howard invites a new friend over for Pancake night. Vince has reservations. M for later chapters.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,612 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Whatever Works reviews
A visit from Leonard's mom takes an unexpected turn and the effects are far-reaching. Ultimately a slash between Sheldon and Leonard but the first chapter is just Sheldon and Beverly.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,140 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Like This reviews
Angry, angsty established relationship smuttiness.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Leonard H., Sheldon C.
Tea and Sympathy reviews
Sheldon cheers Leonard up.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Comfort Levels reviews
Leonard wants Sheldon, Raj wants Howard. If you can't be with the one you love...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Leonard H., Rajesh K. - Complete
Sheldon's Spot reviews
Sheldon tries to make things up to Howard. Sheldon/Howard resulting in Sheldon/Leonard and Howard/Raj
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,501 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H.
Won't Say a Word reviews
Sheldon is having troubling dreams
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Leonard H., Sheldon C.
What a Man Will Try To Drown reviews
Beverly's marriage falls apart to the tune of Marianne Faithful's "Strange Weather", Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" and the White Stripes "There's No Home for You Here". Written on the quick for a challenge but I rather like it.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Mrs. Hofstadter - Complete
The Em Theory reviews
A/U An actress named Penny is auditioning for a tv show about physicists called "Em Theory". She opts to research her character at Cal Tech and meets a motley crew of geniuses, including a tall dark and handsome fellow named Sheldon.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,684 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Be the Dice reviews
Sheldon has fully committed himself to letting the dice make his decisions. Very adult and slashy content, be warned.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
The BreakUp reviews
Leonard and Sheldon aren't a couple, they're just roommates, so they can't break up. Only Leonard is stupid enough to buy that one. Written for a prompt for an asexual Sheldon dealing with a break-up with Leonard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Coping Mechanisms reviews
Dr. Beverly Hofstadter, feeling her age, reflects on her life. In her efforts not to be like her capricious parents, she wonders if she's gone too far in the opposite direction. She is everything she set out to be and yet remains unsatisfied.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,253 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Mrs. Hofstadter, Leonard H. - Complete
The Screenplay reviews
Vince writes a screenplay, Howard question's his friend's grasp on reality.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
The Hofstadter Misconstruction reviews
Leonard's sister and neice come for an unwanted and unexpected visit. Everyone is going to learn something even if it kills them.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Leonard H.
Naught as Queer as Ford reviews
Ford is trapped on Earth where they think digital watches and being strictly heterosexual are pretty neat ideas.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Communication reviews
Raj and Penny find themselves alone with no liquor and only one way to communicate.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Penny, Rajesh K. - Complete
The Enthrallment Variable reviews
Penny thinks she's found the perfect girl for Sheldon. Rated M for later chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
How it Can Happen reviews
Another "how they" end up on a date following in the footsteps of Tempest Jo, Medusa20 and Trippy41!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Rat Catcher Contention reviews
Follow up to episode "Alien Parasite". What happened between Raj and Howard after Leonard fell asleep? Serious slashy smut.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Howard W., Rajesh K. - Complete
The Worst Shenny Fic Ever Written reviews
My fangirl life has lead to this moment. No cliche is left unused. Any resemblance between the characters in this story and the one's you know and love is purely coincidental. POV? What the hell is POV?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
The Homogeneity Consequence reviews
Sheldon decides Leonard's genetic strain would benefit from an infusion of cornhusker.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Penny, Leonard H. - Complete
All the Beautiful Boys reviews
Penny's New Year's Eve plans are ruined but she's determined to ring in the new year right. Sometimes you have to think outside of the box.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Bad Omens reviews
Crowley is feeling redundant and needs something to lift his spirits.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale