MissCrookedSmilehide bio
 Author has written 37 stories for Batman, Justice League, Young Justice, and Superman. I'm a batfanatic Danish girl with a soft spot for crooked smiles and great storytelling. I prefer writing oneshots, mostly writing something simply because a scene pops into my mind and doesn't leave untill I put it down on paper. So sorry everyone: I rarely make a chapter two. But I do like prompts and premises, so feel free to send me suggestions for stories. Since I am from Denmark, and we Danes don't really use ratings (violence and sex is okay - our ancestors were vikings!), please let me know if I use the ratings wrong. It is not on purpose or in order to trick you in any way. I just don't get it... Also, I am currently looking for a Beta Reader that can clean up my act, so to speak, so if you're interested in helping out - please let my know! Hope you enjoy reading my stuff as much as I enjoy writing it. - And now for the obligatory disclaimer: All characters, worlds and things in my stories belong to DC Comics... I just borrowed it all for some fun and games. |
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Unshielded reviews
Selina finally has Bruce all to herself. Unfortunately, the Bat is not keen on playing with her without protection… At least not without some persuasion!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Velocity reviews
With the double lives Superman and Batman have, it can be impossible to meet on a regular basis. That takes its strains on a relationship – and Bruce sure has missed Clark.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Tranquilizer reviews
Batman is severely injured on an off-world mission and his three fellow leaguers, Superman, Wonder Woman and Flash, do their best to patch him up.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Tan reviews
Batman finds yet another reason for sticking to night-missions, while Wonder Woman and Superman gets a good laugh at his expense.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Wrong reviews
Superman has a guilty conscious because he keeps sleeping with Batman and needs to talk. But the Batman is not easiest person to have the whole "where are we going with this relationship"-talk with.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Tingling reviews
Batman is 'stuck on play-mode' after an encounter with Poison Ivy. Dick and Tim tries to help – but they might not have what it takes to fix this particular problem.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin
Starving reviews
Selina is wondering how come she never guessed Bruce Wayne and Batman were the same man. Especially since she got under both the Kevlar and Armani more than once…
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2014
Sharing reviews
Lois needs some marital advice – for the bedroom. And who better to discuss human/superhero coitus with then the master himself: Bruce Wayne.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2014
Restitution reviews
It is the final showdown: Can Nightwing and Robin defend their mentor's honor? Or shall Superman succeed in conquering them too? (hint: It is not as melodramatic as you think!)
Crossover - Batman & Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Puppy reviews
Superman and Batman return from a mission with a four-legged guest (and apparently, Batman isn't a dog-person)
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Real reviews
Three robins in tuxedos use their detective skills at one of their mentor's banquets to study their father: Apparently, one of the guests has managed to catch both the Bat's and Bruce Wayne's real attention.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin, Damian W./Robin - Complete
Perception reviews
Gotham's favorite son is turning 35, which has gotten a lot of media coverage. Even two reporters from Metropolis are attending one of the many celebrations of the man...
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Patronage reviews
Batman has been sponsoring the Justice League for quite some time, but in this economy it is getting tough to hide the many expenses… Short good clean fun!
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Rules reviews
A short fic about Batman's need to establish boundaries before anything else can happen between the two mightiest heroes.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Out reviews
Wonder Woman holds Catwoman and Cheetah captured, but Catwoman tries to provoke the Amazone enough to get away.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Barbara M./Cheetah, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Noisy reviews
Why on Earth would Batman hear loud music at the Wathctower? Superman would wish he never asked...
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Middleman reviews
Superman has a private dilemma he really wants to discuss with Batman. But Batman isn't the easiest person to talk to about these sorts of things!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Lookout reviews
A couple of JLA members are bored at a stakeout. At least they have something pretty to watch!
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Dinah L./Black Canary, Zatanna Z. - Complete
Intoxication reviews
One of Batman's villains managed to fill him with alcohol... turns out he is a mean drunk!
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Inconvenient reviews
Clark demands to speak to Bruce right away! Even though Alfred tries to warn him of how Master Bruce is 'busy' as discretely as only the British butler can…
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Hair reviews
Flash wonders why Superman and Batman haven't got any more body hair than they do. Batman takes the opportunity to pull his leg.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Fuel reviews
Nightwing and Robin are fixing up an old Batmobile. It makes Batman think of the time when Jason was Robin. Happy reminiscing, male bonding and good fun for all.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Diversity reviews
Superman finds a picture of Batman in Supergirl's room and he isn't happy about it!
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Damn reviews
Bruce Wayne has experimented with celibacy again and Selina Kyle takes great advantage of his eagerness... Explicit goodies for all!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Crush reviews
Superman wants to be closer to his boyfriend, the Bat. But Bruce is afraid of what consequences it would have to his human physique.
Crossover - Batman & Superman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Cover reviews
Batman always gets his man - even if he has to be undercover as a cradle-robbing show dancer!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Control reviews
Batman has complete control over himself - except for one revolting body part, and he wants Martian Manhunters help with containing it.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2014 - J'onn J./Martian Manhunter - Complete
Comparison reviews
Flash feels he disappointed the league when he passed out during a mission. Batman gives him a lecture about limits and even reveals one of his own.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
Classy reviews
Superman is distracted at a JLA meeting. Wonder Woman and Batman ends up helping him with his unusual problem, when they learn Clark Kent how to sway a woman on the dancefloor.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Breakdown reviews
Batman has been caught by Darkseid, and now Nightwing, Superman, Orion and Mister Miracle come to save him. But are they too late? Has even the mighty Batman lost his mind due to the torture on Apokolips?
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Orion - Complete
Barren reviews
Flash, Aquaman, Superman and Batman wakes up in a small room with barely any clothes on. Can they figure out how to escape the bizarre trap? And how did they even end up there?
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash, Arthur C./Orin/Aquaman - Complete
Attire reviews
The bat-clan needs to shape up when it comes to their uniforms! Nightwing and Batman give them a lecture...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Agreement reviews
There has long been a certain chemistry between Wonder Woman and Batman that neither of them have dared to react upon. But Batman might have found a loop whole in the old scriptures about the Amazones that could let him and Diana let off some much needed steam… Explicit goodies for alle!
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Complete
After reviews
After the league has suffered its greatest defeat, we meet Bruce Wayne in an apocalyptic elseworld. He tries to find comfort in a surviving woman, but Superman does not condone their version of 'comfort'…
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Complete
Abandoned reviews
Clark has trouble bonding with Connor, but Batman has some advice ready for him…
Crossover - Young Justice & Justice League - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Complete
Admitting reviews
Clark seeks out Bruce after Jason's death. The Bat can barely keep it together, only wanting the hurt to go away after his loss.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Complete
Room for All reviews
Tim is hiding something from his mentor – but you can't hide much from your adoptive father when he is the world's greatest detective! Before a member of the JLA comes to discuss Tim's secret with his new guardian, Selina pays Bruce a steaming hot visit that makes the brilliant billionaire forget everything for a few hours.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2014
