Author's Note: Before anybody starts bitching, I'll tell you now: THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN DIALOGUES ONLY. We have this wonderful thing called 'imagination', so use it. If I see even one person complaining about why there aren't descriptions, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND I'LL SHOVE MY LAPTOP UP YOUR ASS.

Sexy Voices

"Hey, Kagami."

"Yes?"

"Say something seductive in a sexy voice."

"What the hell is that?!"

"This is an order from your senpai."

"Kuh! Ugh... What do you want me to say?"

"Ignore him, Kagami. Hyuuga is just a sexually frustrated teenager."

"Kiyoshi, you bastard."

"Um, Hyuuga-senpai, what should I- "

"Anything's fine! Something like, I want you, or anything like that."

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"...Hyuuga, you're disgusting."

"KIYOSHI, SHUT UP. Kagami! Do it!"

"Ah, yes... Ahem."

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"I... I want you..."

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"Kagami, you suck."

"Wha-! You're the one who told me to do it!"

"Screw you. NEXT!"

"Okay! It's my turn!"

"Izuki-senpai?! When did you- "

"I was there the whole time."

"DON'T COPY KUROKO!"

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"...Izuki, we're waiting."

"Tch, Hyuuga! Why did you have to speak just when I was about to deliver the punchline?"

"Die."

"Hyuuga, that's harsh!"

"You go die too, Kiyoshi. Izuki, say something already!"

"Ahem. I..."

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"I love you like a love song, baby."

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"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT'S WITH THAT BROKEN ENGLISH! IZUKI- KUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Pfft. Izuki-senpai, you- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"I'm sorry, Izuki. It's just- I just- pfffffffffffffft."

And thus ends the awkward conversation between Kagami Taiga, Hyuuga Junpei, Kiyoshi Teppei, and Izuki 'The Broken English Man' Shun.

"WHO INVENTED THAT NICKNAME?!"