About Me

My name is Roxanne; yes, like the song; no, don’t sing it anywhere near me- I will glare at you until you stop and if you don’t, I’ll be tempted to maim you.

I’m Scottish, born and bred, and I’m not ginger but I wouldn't mind being so. I own an ex-racehorse called Dark Druid and he was very grumpy when we first bought him but he’s mellowed since. I also have two family dogs, one fat pony, two female horses that belong to my mother and a ball of fluffy that was dumped on us by my aunt called Sammy that tends to receive the Dean Winchester voice from me every so often.

If you're wondering about the avatar, my friend sent me a picture on facebook with Aaron Tveit pulling a bitch face telling me that was my 'I'm 300% done with your shit' face. There were two ways I could have taken that and I chose the way in which she compared me to Aaron's attractive face :)

I’m currently still at school so that affects the amount of time I have to write fanfiction so don’t be mad if a story only ever seems to update a few times every blue moon.

I am currently working on my Fate moves faster than Destiny intended which is going well and for those that are interested in Deepest Secrets, I am trying to finish it but I have this horrible mental affliction called 'writers block' which continues to dog me in the Sherlock area. My friend is also managed persuade me to write a once-shot on a prompt type text she sent me... I do love her, honestly, you should check out her writing at:

Slightly Improbable

She found out about the link after it being there for just over a month and I’m not sure of what to make of her reactions.

Text: 'You have a feeling that I don't look at your fanfiction page often do you'

PM: 'Yes Roxanne I do look on your profile'.

Planned Hiatus’

Practically all the time with rare chapters being posted due to school taking up most of my free time and plot bunnies being little dicks.

Stuff I like

TV Shows: Sherlock, Supernatural, Merlin, NCIS, Mentalist, Suits, White Collar, Hannibal, Graceland, CSI:NY, Sleepy Hollow, Agents of Shield

Movies: Basically anything Marvel related, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Les Miserable

Books: Anything I can sink my teeth into but Rick Riordan, Eion Colfer, Anthony Horowitz, John Green and Lee Child.

My fics

Sherlock

Deepest Secrets- in progress

The Heroes Return- one shot

Out on da pull- One shot

Merlin

Fate moves faster than Destiny intended- in progress

A little thought- One shot

Planned fics

Merlin one-shot with a very overdone 'Arthur finds out Merlin has Magic and is pissed' plot

Merlin multichapter - he has a twin sister with a dark past. Kinda follows series from series 3 onwards (AU)

Avengers/Captain America/Ironman 2 - Steve wakes up a year earlier than canon and needs a bit of help adjusting. Shield has the perfect person for the job (AU)

Other sites

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Deviant Art

And some randomness

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

I became insane with long intervals of sanity. - Edgar Allan Poe.

Write drunk; edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.- Dick Cavett

If only faces could talk.- Pat Summerall

I do not like this word “bomb.” It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.- Jacques de Blanc