Deja and Darcie
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Author has written 5 stories for Bones, High School Musical, and Twilight.

“There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.”
― Joss Whedon

This is a joint effort between me and my sister. We both have a wacky sense of humor, but it is the same wacky sense of humor. We both love writing, although our styles are very different, and we have collaborated on a story before (although not fan fiction).

You'll probably be able to tell who writes what just by our styles...like I said, they're different.

That's why a majority of what we have planned are crossovers.

Darcie is very much a fan of High School Musical and the Twilight series and is the primary author of the Blood Series--a crossover between Twilight and Bones. Blood Calls to Blood is the first installment of the Blood Trilogy, and is followed by Blood Brothers.

Deja is a bookworm, but will watch Bones and Castle regularly and a few other shows periodically. I like stories that are somewhat AU, although I also like to read stories that are strictly canon. I am the primary author of Too Much Like Cheating, Music is a Virus and Heart of a Lion.

As for Rags and Tags, Deja wrote "Damaged Goods", "Brains and Brawn," "Dream On" and "Role Playing," "Wicked," "Living Up To Your Name," "Xenobombulate," and Darcie wrote "Color."

As a special (fun and nerdy) service, we have several audio versions of various chapters of our fics. If you want to listen to Chapter 8 of Music is a Virus, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzb7p9f7AsI and read along with us (the authors)! If you want to listen to Chapter 7 "Hodgins and Sweets"
of Blood Calls to Blood, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JelqgMRmzAA The newest addition to our collection of audio chapters is Chapter 1 of Heart of a Lion, read by Deja at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txu3R8sucL8

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The Scam of the Season by Emma95 reviews
Set in the Victorian Era. 'A dying Lady Madeleine secretly weds her granddaughter, Teresa, to a former American carnival employee, in order to save her and her fortune from the hands of her shady son, Tommy Volker.' Inspired from the novel "Prince Charming" by Julie Garwood. (Having read the book is not required). On-going. Jisbon AU.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 5/14 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
In Search of a Hero by razztaztic reviews
AU, set during WWII. With the whole world at war, the country needs a hero and finds one in Captain Seeley Booth, a pilot with a reputation for daredevil exploits in the air. After he's brought home to lead a USO bond drive, sparks fly when he meets Temperance Brennan, the woman assigned to manage the national tour. Rated T, with the possibility of change to an M later.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,429 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 12/5/2018 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
A Beauty in Red by mamacrime25 reviews
The terrorist known only as Red John has sent the FBI a message: he intends to attack the 2017 Miss America Pageant! Special Agent Teresa Lisbon, along with her trusted consultant Patrick Jane, accepts an undercover assignment to put an end to Red John's reign of terror. Or a Miss Congeniality (2000) inspired The Mentalist fic that explores Jisbon. Also on AO3!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,740 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 6/1 - Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., Madeleine H. - Complete
The Kissing Booth by nitro9 reviews
Carnival AU where Patrick didn't get married and he still works at the carnival. Teresa, a rookie cop, happens to meet him while on an outing with friends. / "I. Am. A. Psychic." He enunciated, leaning closer to her than was necessary. "Are you going to ask me these questions every time I do something amazing? I'll be nice and answer this one. Just once."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,360 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/12 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Big Blue by Lily Thistle reviews
Lisbon could feel her headache returning, a dull, throbbing pain right above her left eye. "I know this might sound crazy to you, but what you're asking of me is a lot more than regular work." "It's a lot easier than regular work," Jane contradicted her. "People already think we're dating anyway."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,431 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 5/17 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.]
Pretending, I: Witness by inkstainedfingers97 reviews
She blew out a breath. "I don't understand how it's so easy for you to pretend all this is real." His jaw tightened. "Well, that makes us even then. Because I don't understand how it's so easy for you to pretend that it isn't."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,907 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 11/24/2019 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Reset by J. Roddam reviews
In each universe, in every reality, his soul leads him to her.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,741 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/24/2018 - Published: 6/18/2018 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
Dead to Rights by wimmer511 reviews
Teresa never dreamed she'd die at the young age of 26, but when she wakes up as a ghost she discovers that's the least of her problems. Desperate to take care of her unfinished business, she find's only one man, a fake psychic by the name of Patrick Jane, can help her. Ghost meets Just Like Heaven. AU but IC.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,349 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 8/3/2018 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Kimball C.
Innocence Died Screaming by agentsofpuppies reviews
In which Clint corners Natalia in a hotel room, shots are fired, and a partnership accidentally sort-of happens. Yeah, another Strike Team Delta origin story.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,448 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.]
Seventh Crow by Alpha Flyer reviews
One for sorrow, two for joy ... A long life in intelligence has taught M one thing above all: Criminal organizations are like a tick embedded in the skin of humanity; you can never be sure you pulled out the entire thing. What remains causes disease to take hold and fester. - An MCU/James Bond fusion; sequel to "Second Mouse" and "Locust Wind".
Crossover - James Bond & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,296 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 11/13/2016 - James Bond/007, E. Moneypenny, Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Menace in the Mail by ecv reviews
Brennan suddenly makes a decision that sounds alarm bells for Booth. What's going on and will it change things between them? This is set somewhere around season 4 Booth and Brennan at the beginning and is a stand alone story with no connection to a particular episode. -As usual, I don't own Bones.-
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 9/13/2015 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
No Place Like Home by PinkElephant5 reviews
"She didn't know his secret yet—so why was she here? Henry said the only thing he could think of. 'I can explain.' 'Save it,' Jo said. 'We're late for dinner. Welcome back, by the way.' She closed the distance between them by hooking a finger under his towel and pulling him in, and then she kissed him." Not exactly AU...more like canon-based spec fic. Or something.
Forever - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015 - Henry M., Abe, J. Martinez, Adam - Complete
The Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Job by Valawenel reviews
Boston, near the end of Season 4 – cca two months after The Season Six Job ( TTML Series), and between The Gold Job and The Radio Job ( Leverage Season 4) The Team has a new client, and they have just one day to see if they will take the job or not. Yet, even the simple recons aren't always as simple as they seem. This story is Reverse BigBang Challenge on Live Journal, prompt.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,646 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Nathan F., Eliot S., Parker, Sophie D.
Good Guys and Nice Guys by Sonic Serendipity reviews
"Why the hell is everyone so sure I've never killed anyone?"
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Nathan F. - Complete
Finders Keepers by ink-and-ash reviews
Our beloved duo meet in college under some . . . unusual circumstances. Involves things like character development and humor. You've been warned. Booth/Brennan alternating POV. Rated for language, content, language and eventual sexual situations.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,106 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Gas Can by bonesfan05 reviews
A massive train crash leads the partners into a new mystery. Booth looses a member of his family but gains more than he thought possible; a grandmother. Humor, loss, and everything in between.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/19/2012 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Fire by bonesfan05 reviews
Booth's apartment is destoyed by fire and Brennan takes him in. Not meant to be a tear jerker, just funny. Can a man and a woman who once used to be attracted to each other live together without crossing any lines?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Death of Doctor Keenan by Mis Chi Evous reviews
In 1930's Philadelphia, Seeley Booth is a former cop working as a P.I., and Temperance Brennan is an heiress doctor with a dead husband and a brother accused of a crime he didn't commit. Noir-style AU.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Faith Enough to Fall by Ayiana2 reviews
Sometimes it's all about the journey.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,852 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Princess Bride Job by themonkeytwin reviews
Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. True love. Miracles. And hitter, hacker, grifter, thief, mastermind. It had to be done, so I did.
Crossover - Princess Bride & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,133 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
Breaking all the Rules Tonight by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Brennan tells Booth she has a sex date and he doesn't take it very well. He's determined to show her why she should be his. There is a PREQUEL to this story which you might want to read first-So Close I Can Almost Taste You is the prequel. COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,863 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
On the Case of the Altered Ex by M. Rig reviews
Brennan goes undercover in a gentleman's club to ID a man from her past while Booth struggles to support his partner without jealousy--or lust--distracting him from the case.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,650 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Why Therapy Isn't the Right Word by Bone Dry reviews
Purely one-shots, and purely on an impulsive, humor-driven basis, though meant to be kept in-character. Similar to the "Couple's Counseling" extras, though some will take place within the shrink room. Rating for -mild- language
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,091 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Fantasy Week: Brennan Edition by Dispatch22705 reviews
The fourth and final 'week' in this series. It's worth reading the other three before reading this one. And like Booth's fantasy where Brennan got more than she bargained for, in this one, Booth will figure a few things about himself too.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,726 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Reality Week: Booth and Brennan Edition: Part One by Dispatch22705 reviews
Sequel to Fantasy Week: Booth Edition:::which really should be read before this one, but it's not completely necessary.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,393 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Multiples in the Family by SplishySplash reviews
A case leads Booth and Brennan to Salt Lake City, Utah and comes into contact with the concept of plural marriages and murder.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,603 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
100 Themes as Tackled by Gum by Thnx4theGum reviews
100 oneshots based on a 100 themes challenge. They'll cover all of the characters and will include things I thought were missing from some of the episodes. The list is included so you can see all of the themes.Rated T as a precaution only.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 67,224 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
The Magpie's Nest by blc reviews
One-shots. The magpie lines its nest with whatever's shiny or attracts its attention. "Prometheus, Mnemosyne, Chronos" a tag for the end of "The End in the Beginning." I didn't want to write it, but I had to.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 94,898 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008
Heir in Training by HookedOnAvatar011 reviews
Giannine still plays Rasmussem games and loves the despite the occurences in Heir Apparent. When her best freind one Nigel Rasmussem shows her a new game and she get trapped in a virtual world once again, she just can't win for the life of her. Review!
Heir Apparent - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009
Serendipity by blc reviews
An epic, magical-realist year in the life of S. and T. Booth-Brennan, pre-Season 4. Angst, Romance, Humor & Smut. More fluff than your dentist would recommend. And, I still promise-- I won't kill Brennan off! Ch. 78 now up.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 408,941 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Fiction Tournament by AnnalovesElsa reviews
Remember in "Something Rotten" when Thurday and Yorrick Kane had their fiction battle? Well, that's what this is, except it's a tournament. Featuring: Geppetto, Fagin, Humbert Humbert, Lucy Pevensie, Winston Smith, Javier, and others. Who will win?
Jasper Fforde - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008
Venturing Into The Unknown by Nothing But Bones reviews
All of Sweets' patients are forced to attend a team-building exercise, much to the distaste of our dynamic duo. Surrounded by partners who have a strained relationship, will Brennan and Booth finally realise how special their bond really is?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,725 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
One Line by mia101 reviews
Temperance visits Booth after "The Verdict in the Story". Just a quick two-shot to celebrate how lovely the episode was.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,392 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Dramatic Jurisdiction by plazmah reviews
Bones & Alias crossover. Brennan and Booth's latest case takes a turn for the worse when they get wrapped up international conspiracies and dangerous men who will do anything to keep what they know a secret. Will the CIA help them?
Crossover - Alias & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Sydney B., T. Brennan
When All Else Fails by plazmah reviews
Bones & Firefly crossover. Dr. Temperance Brennan has been the captain of Liberty for two years. She and her crew work outside the Alliance's jurisdiction, privately solving crimes and hoping to find the answers each of them needs.
Crossover - Firefly & Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - River, T. Brennan
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Heart of a Lion reviews
Booth and Brennan are shapeshifters in a world of humans. They've been partners for five years, trying to live with what they are. But the shaky alliance between man and shapeshifter begins to crumble after the partners uncover a silent war on a case. AU
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,539 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Blood Calls To Blood reviews
Mike's murder on the Cullen's land creates problems when Booth and Bones are called to investigate. Booth and Bones are mixed in with Alice's visions of the future of the Cullens. Set after all the Twilight books. First in the "Blood" Series.
Crossover - Bones & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,366 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - S. Booth, Edward - Complete
Music is a Virus reviews
Sharpay is found murdered and stuffed into a props container in DC and Booth and Bones are on the case. Complete with singing and dancing! And a mostly grumpy Booth. Bones case fic and HSM Parody. Finally finished, including the epilogue!
Crossover - Bones & High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,107 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - S. Booth, Troy B. - Complete
Rags and Tags reviews
A collection of unrelated one-shots. New chapter is "Xenobombulate" by Deja, which features Booth and Brennan doing paperwork and some good B&B fluff.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Too Much Like Cheating reviews
The gang of BONES commands loyalty from each other, and sometimes those lines of loyalty are really blurry...so what is cheating and what is justified? Exploring the many quasi-relationships inside BONES from varying points of view.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
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