A/N: These are actual phrases I typed but thank god caught, because they are kinda embarrassing...I decided to let you see them because I think they are funny. And yes I was tired when I wrote the LINKS chapter....so lots of bloopers in that one!
Enjoy:]
BLOOPERS
"Yes, must go see the elves..."
-Edward in CULLENS WITH THE WOLVES
Carlisle followed with Jemmett by his side.
-CULLENS WITH THE WOLVES
Hodgins replied as he squinted at the queen.
-LINKS
"No, this is a huge find. There have only been two instances that this has been found west of the Rockies. I should have thought of this before! I read that article but I thought it would never apply since our work was mostly in the D.C. area. This bug is native to Europe and Asia, but there are very very few recordings of it being sighted in North America. They were first found in European Beech Trees and European Linden Trees, but just this year eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
-LINKS
"No, this is a huge find. There have only been two instances that this has been found west of the Rockies. I should have thought of this before! I read that article but I thought it would never apply since our work was mostly in the D.C. area. This bug is native to Europe and Asia, but there are very very few recordings of it being sighted in North America. They were first founded in European Beech Trees and European Linden Trees,
-LINKS
"No, this is a huge find. There have only been two instances that this has been found west of the Rockies. I should have thought of this before! I read that article but I thought it would never apply since our work was mostly in the D.C. area. This bug is native to Europe and Asia, but there are very very few recordings of it being sighted in North America. They were first found in European Beech Trees and European Linden Trees, but just this year researchers at the Yakima Agricultural Research Lab found this insect in the Olympic Natural Park, bear te river."
-LINKS
"They didn't find a body on their land," Edward whispered closing his eyes. "Why don't they pee on a bush and move on already?" Jacob pooped his head around the door.
-EDWARD IN VISIONS
SCENARIOS (our add ons to the bloopers as if they really happened.)
"Yes, must go see the elves..."
"I mean wolves!"
-Edward in CULLENS WITH THE WOLVES
Carlisle followed with Jemmett by his side.
No Emmett and Jasper that's what I meant.
-CULLENS WITH THE WOLVES
Hodgins replied as he squinted at the queen.
Screen. SCREEN.
You know the queen visits Forks quite a bit.
And Hodgins just likes to...squint.
-LINKS
"No, this is a huge find. There have only been two instances that this has been found west of the Rockies. I should have thought of this before! I read that article but I thought it would never apply since our work was mostly in the D.C. area. This bug is native to Europe and Asia, but there are very very few recordings of it being sighted in North America. They were first found in European Beech Trees and European Linden Trees, but just this year eeeeeeeeeeeee"
Booth just hit him on the head I think he's stuck.
-LINKS
"No, this is a huge find. There have only been two instances that this has been found west of the Rockies. I should have thought of this before! I read that article but I thought it would never apply since our work was mostly in the D.C. area. This bug is native to Europe and Asia, but there are very very few recordings of it being sighted in North America. They were first founded in European Beech Trees and European Linden Trees,
We now pronounce this bug as property of Europe.
*Sticks a Flag into the bug.*
-LINKS
"No, this is a huge find. There have only been two instances that this has been found west of the Rockies. I should have thought of this before! I read that article but I thought it would never apply since our work was mostly in the D.C. area. This bug is native to Europe and Asia, but there are very very few recordings of it being sighted in North America. They were first found in European Beech Trees and European Linden Trees, but just this year researchers at the Yakima Agricultural Research Lab found this insect in the Olympic Natural Park, bear te river."
I mean national!
Yeah we can't have all those artificial parks around
Uh Hodgins what did I tell you about making pure alcohol and drinking it from nasty eyeball beakers?!!
-LINKS
"They didn't find a body on their land," Edward whispered closing his eyes. "Why don't they pee on a bush and move on already?" Jacob pooped his head around the door.
Sometimes that happens he can't help it, you know dogs.
Hey! I heard that!
-EDWARD IN VISIONS
I hope that made you laugh:]
Be on the lookout for BLOOD BROTHERS!