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I aim to be on at least one person's profile mentioned as a writer they love (probably won't happen but I have to hope for something).

I have a complete addiction to anime, and happen to be starting my own collection, suffice to say it's not going a quickly as planned.

I'm an avid reader and I love owning books, rather reading them on a Ipad or the like. I'm very sarcastic. Never play monopoly with me cause it will be hell, as I can get very competitive in right situations. I have trouble with keeping myself entertained for long periods of time because I need to keep moving and get bored very easily and end up with nothing to do cause I've done all the stuff I need to do.

One part of my body is always moving.

I'm only here for fun and so I may share my twisted and warped ideas of what certain worlds should be like, to others. I own none of the anime, video games, books, movies ect. that I write about.

Stories-

He's The One

FF-Crisis Core. Cloud/Genesis. In progress.

Cloud is not like other cadets and that causes trouble. 1st Classes don't bother with cadets, unless you're Zack Fair but he defies all meaning of the word 1st Class, yet here were the best and they were watching the cadets. All were bored, except Zack who didn't have the capacity or attention span, and annoyed. It wasn't long before one finally snapped when they saw everyone's footwork was off, not really everyone but close enough. Singled out to help with a demonstration, Cloud surprises everyone with the reactions he has to the demonstration. One particular persons' interests are piqued and Genesis decides having a 'puppy' of his own wouldn't be that bad and Cloud is his chosen one.

Memories Remain

FFVII-Advent Children/Harry Potter fanfic. Cloud/Harry. Complete.

Things went terribly wrong at the Final Battle. Harry was forced to watch as his life fell apart around him but he killed Voldemort none the less and found himself whisked away from his world and placed in another with the help of a certain flower girl. Now Aerith has set her mind on healing Harry, saving her world at the same time and perhaps a certain spiky-haired blonde.

You Never Asked

Ouran High School Host Club fanfic. Kaoru/OC. Complete.

Sucked into playing Host with the Host club, Haruhi’s twin finds that maybe their heart could be found again but if the Host club assumes Ko’s a guy, what point there be to telling them they might be wrong? Complete/ Up for adoption!

YET TO BE WRITTEN-

Don't Wake Me Up

FF-Crisis Core/Harry Potter. Zack/Harry.

Genesis knew his sister was dead, it was one of those twin sensations he sometimes got despite her being gone for many years. She told him she'd had dream about the Goddess, and then she disappeared. Now, many years later, he has a dream similar to hers and when offered the chance to have a family once again, he agrees. He thought things would turn out better once he'd taken Harry away from his horrible foster family, and they were but after Harry's 2nd year at Hogwarts he doesn't return to Gaia. He returns eventually though, at age 19, scarred from the war and suffering from the manipulations of others but Harry will have to set aside his own problems, to help the men he once considered to be his true family and stop them from losing their minds.

Lusus Naturae

Leon/SquallxCloud

Squall's a thief hitting the biggest money loads in town with his partners Riku and Axel. Cloud is what the government would call a Deviant, a genetic mutant, working for the Hollow Bastion Police by day and the joint Underworld of Twilight Town, Traverse Town and Radient Garden by night. Only his partner and best-friend Zexion knows every secret that Cloud holds but Leon's getting terribly close. Unacceptable considering Cloud's investigating Leon, only Leon's doing a much better job investigating him. How long before Cloud's very separate lives collide and explode in his face?

Gods Of Old

Leon/SquallxCloud

"Squall, God of Sea and Storm, son of Laguna- King of Gods, is to be punished. He will be sent to the Human World and redeem himself. He is required to deliver prayers to the Gods of his findings in the Human World and what he has learnt. If he so fails to redeem himself, he will remain locked inside a human body, never to return to the realm of the Gods."

And so the verdict was passed.

Squall has committed a crime against the High Council of Gods and must face his punishment. His life as a human doesn't start out easy though, what with having a blonde man sprinting at him closely followed by Soldiers of the Royal Navy, and then being dragged onto a Pirate Ship of all things and then being mistaken for one of the crew that the Navy is currently hunting. Not only that, but the First Mate is rather odd, acts like he sees right through his whole Leon facade, not to mention his striking to resemblance to a certain acquaintance of Squall's and that while he bears no resemblance to the white fluffy things in sky he is named after them. The Captain's a chain smoker, the healer is a former whore, the marksman is half-gypsy, the cabin boy's a girl and just about everything that happens nearly kills him or someone else. Oy Vey!

Hiding in Plain Sight

DracoxHarry

Not many people knew that James Potter had metamorphmagi genes and Harry has them too. After the war and a shockingly close friendship with Draco Malfoy, Harry isn't ready to face the Hogwarts population as an eight year. Armed with these abilities and the help of his secret mentor Severus Snape, Harry becomes someone else in order to complete his final year at Hogwarts. Draco isn't exactly pleased with his friends disappearance but it appears the Slytherins have found a new friend in Durmstrang transfer, Phoenix Larouche. Draco doesn't want to give up on Harry but can't help but want Phoenix. It would've been easier if someone told him, they were the same person.

There's more that haven't been listed.

I hope you'll stick around for these stories,

See ya,

Tawnyeyes10

aka. Tawny

Copy and Paste Stuff

A girl and a boy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down I' scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself. It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that half way down the road, the guy knew his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her give him a big hug and tell him one last time she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live even if he died. Now that is a true man. One that would give his life, for the woman he truly loves.

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Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical
Creatures class.
3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
5. I will not go to class skyclad.
6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
8. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
9. I will not insist the house elves serve fried snake to the Slytherins.
10. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
11. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
12. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever moneymaking concept.
13. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
14. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".
15. I will not tye-dye all of the owls.
16. I will not reenact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hall
17. Or anywhere else for that matter.
18. I will not shave Mrs. Norris.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".
20. I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.
21. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast to Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.
25. I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
28. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna.
29. I do not weight the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I am not allowed to wear death eater robes to dinner and shout Long live Lord Voldemort because I think its funny.
32. I will not kiss Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. Skiving Snackboxes are not a suitable gift for first-years.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.
36. I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as
it is disturbing.
37. I will not mock Dumbledore with exaggerated limb movements.
38. I am not allowed to draw a smiley face on my arm and tell everyone its the new Dark Mark.
39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not insist that the trees in the Forbidden Forest are Ent wives.
42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not ask Ginny how to properly strangle a chicken.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.
52. I will not draw an H on Percy Weasley's forehead.
53. Filch does not have a sister named Magenta.
54. I will refrain from wearing black leather gloves at all times and saying "Hogwarts is mother, Hogwarts is father".
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients, and I will not resell their products as "Veela
Pheremones".
56. I will not refer to the Slytherin dorms as "the Tremere chantry".
57. The Malfoys are not Draka.
58. Hogwarts does not have a student council. Even if it did, they would not wear the rose seal. Therefore I will cease
going after the prefects with a sword.
59. Richard Upton Pickman did not paint The Fat Lady.
60. I will not refer to Umbridge as Queen of the Toads, even if she really is.
61. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter's prized Firebolt.
62. The Giant Squid has never made an appearance in any hentai film.
63. It is wrong to refer to Aragog as "Charlotte".
64. Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.
65. I will not refer to the hippogryph as "Horseybird".
66. I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
67. -Or any other Slytherin.
68. I will not "borrow" a prefects' badge for Peeves.
69. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
70. -Nor am I the Care of Witches Underwear Professor.
71. -I am not a Professor, at all.
72. I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
73. -I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
74. -It was not an honest mistake.
74. I will not swap Draco's broom with one out of Filch's broom cupboard.
76. I am no longer allowed in the student laundry.
77. -Or the teacher laundry.
78. Nor am I allowed to ever cast an Invisibility charm again.
79. While wand safety is an important issue, I am no longer allowed to distribute any pamphlet, which makes reference
to Belinda the Buttless.
80. It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory,
no matter how wicked the result would be.
81. I will not give any girl a one half of a set of two-way mirrors as a Christmas present.
82. -Especially if I don't tell her what it is.
83. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled firewhiskey.
84. -Charming the label does not change anything.
85. I am not allowed to eat Chocolate Frogs in Potions class.
86. -Even if I brought enough for everyone.
87. -Emptying a bag full of them onto Professor Snape's desk to prove this last is unacceptable behavior.
88. Peeves may not countermand any of my professors' or prefects' orders.
89. No matter what Professor Umbridge may tell me to the contrary, I am not authorized to form press gangs.
90. Chemistry and Potions don't mix.
91. -Testing this last is not funny.
92. Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.
93. May not mock Professor Umbridge in front of the press.
94. I may not speak Latin in front of the books.
95. The proper way to report to Professor McGonagall is "You wanted to see me, Professor?" Not "I have it on good
authority that you have no evidence."
96. May not insinuate that all beautiful American exchange students to Gryffindor or Slytherin House in Harry Potter's
Year are Lockhart's misbegotten heirs, even if it's true.
97. I am not possesed by the ghost of Lady MacBeth.
98. -Neither is The Fat Lady.
99. When someone accuses me of not wearing any drawers, I should ignore them. Attempting to prove them wrong is
indecent.
100. -Especially if I can't.