Disclaimer: DGM is not mine.
Warning:Cursing and happy lemon yullen time.
Note: I cannot apologize enough for the lateness of this update! I realize that it has been almost two years and as much as I'd like to blame my senior year of high school and now college, my laziness is also to blame. So as I promised last chapter, I tossed in some long awaited yullen. Enjoy.
Also, this chapter has not been BETA'd, so please forgive any mistakes.

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The Captain's Woman

Progress

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Chaoji Han stood hooded and cloaked in a rowdy crowd of law abiding citizens who came to watch some unknown pirates hang. Well, unknown to everybody but him. The three men standing on the gallows platform were his best friends. The best friends who were caught by Sheril Kamelot while making sure he got away safely. The best friends who were now going to die because of him.

"Damn!" The Chinese man clenched his fist and took a few steps forward. He wrapped his hand around the hilt of his sword and got ready to draw the blade. He wouldn't just stand around and watch his friends die. Chaoji could save them. He knew he could!

The officers began adjusting the noose around each of their necks.

I will save them! The brown hair man weaved through the crowd, getting closer and closer to his crew mates.

Sheril Kamelot raised his hand, ready to give the signal that would end his friends' lives.

"I will save them!" He said allowed as he pulled on the hilt of his sword, his pace quickening.

"No." A sympathetic voice said as a gentle yet firm hand laid itself of Chaoji's broad shoulder, stopping him in his tracks.

"Who-?" The pirate spun around to face a sandy haired man with sad hazel eyes hidden behind round glasses. "Let go, old man! I have to—"

Sheril Kamelot dropped his hand and the three pirates fell to their deaths.

"NO!" Chaoji wanted to scream, but only a strangled cry left his lips. His legs suddenly felt limp and it took all of his strength just to stay on his feet. They were dead. His best friends died only a few paces away because he didn't save them.

"I am so sorry." The old man beside him said mournfully and gave Chaoji's shoulder a light squeeze.

Sorry? The brown haired man turned around slowly, anger in his teary brown eyes. How dare this geezer stop him! He could have saved them! "It's your fault!" Chaoji growled, ready to draw his sword.

"I don't think so." A small knife pressed into the large man's back. He glanced over his shoulder and saw a pale teen with purple tattoos on his cheeks. The newcomer gave him an almost friendly smile.

"Who are you people?" The man asked, noticing two others heading towards them. "Navy? Military?" He glared at them. "Noah dogs?"

"Do we fucking look like Noah?" One of new arrivals rolled his dark eyes. "We're pirates, dumbass."

"Kanda, you shouldn't say that here." The other new guy, a tall dark man with glazed blind eyes, warned.

"Screw you, Marie."

"I wish you wouldn't use that language, Yuu." The old man sighed and turned to face Chaoji; completely missing the inappropriate gesture made at his back by Kanda. "My name is Tiedoll. I'm very sorry, but I couldn't let you charge up there and get yourself killed as well." Tiedoll looked up at the bodies and shook his head slowly. "How awful."

Chaoji stayed silent for a moment before asking, "What do you want with me?"

"We are what Yuu said we are," he glanced at the Japanese teen, "and as a Captain of the Black Order, I'd like for you to join my crew."

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Kanda growled in frustration as he quickly searched the halls, looking for a certain white haired boy. People were talking about the kid everywhere he went, and if Kanda was asked to share him one more time, he'd probably kill something.

"Kanda!" The familiar voice of Lenalee Lee called as she ran towards him. "Do you know where I can find your cute little boy toy?" She asked, grinning.

'Cute little boy toy'... What the fuck?

"I've been looking for him all morning, but he's nowhere to be found." The Chinese girl stared at him accusingly as she began to pout. "You're hiding him away somewhere aren't you?"

"Che." He felt a vein throb. "I don't know where the damn brat is either. Who the hell did you think I was looking for?"

"Damn brat?" Lenalee sighed and shook an index finger in Kanda's face. "Tsk, tsk. That is no way to refer to your 'woman'. Especially one as cute as Allen." She teased.

"Whatev-" The Captain was cut off as a desperate scream sounded from down the hall. He and Lenalee glanced at each other and dashed towards the room they were sure Allen was in.

Flinging the door open, Lenalee was surprised to see only female faces staring back at her. In the center of the room Cloud Nyne, Anita, and Eliade were forcibly applying make-up on… Oh my God. Is that—

"Moyashi?" Kanda stared at the flustered 'girl' Mahoja had pinned to the floor, his mouth hanging open in shock. The teen was dressed in an elegant pale blue gown with his white hair hidden under a long blond wig. His scar was semi-concealed by a large amount of foundation and his lips were painted a flowery pink. Eliade held a brush above his soft cheek, caught in the action of applying blush while Anita was adding some silvery eye shadow. Meanwhile, Cloud Nyne had been picking out accessories and slipping Allen's feet into a pair of heels.

"K-Kanda?" The boy sobbed, looking like he'd start crying and ruin his mascara any minute now. "Save me?" He pleaded, tears beginning to collect in the corners of his gray eyes.

"You showed up too early Kanda." Anita complained. "We were going to surprise you with him."

"Allen, you…" Lenalee stared at the boy on the floor, trying to figure out what she wanted to say. "You make a really pretty girl." She scanned the pitiful boy's dress clad body and made-up face before pushing out her bottom lip in a pout. "I'm kind of jealous."

"I think we've done a pretty good job." Eliade commented, earning an agreement from Cloud.

"It's a shame we didn't get a chance to stuff his bodice though." Mahoja lamented. "Course, if you give us a few more minutes we could." All four women looked at Kanda with hopeful eyes.

"I— What?"

"Kanda? Lenalee?" Allen stared anxiously at the two in the doorway. "Please. Help me," he begged. These women were terrifying and he'd do anything necessary to get away from them before they tried to do anything else him. Who needed pride anyway?

The Japanese teen stood frozen in place for a moment before taking a hesitant step forward. Crossing the room, he lifted Allen from the floor after Mahoja released him and swiftly tossed him over his shoulder. Despite the protest of the women, he exited the room and carried the mortified boy through the halls. Ignoring the stares, whistles, and comments from everybody he passed, Kanda finally stood outside his own room.

"Kanda?" Allen mumbled. "Thank you, but you can put me down now." The small boy tried to slide off the Captain's shoulder, but was swiftly dropped onto a cushy bed. Uh-oh.

A pair of warm lips gently placed themselves upon Allen's pink ones. "Uhn!" The younger male placed his hands on the Asian's chest and gave a regrettably weak shove.

"Don't fight me." Kanda carefully removed the blushing teen's fists and relocated them to above his wig covered head. "Just be good." He whispered huskily against the boy's ear before kissing a line down his jaw and finally nipping at his bottom lip. Kanda licked at the sweet mouth, requesting entrance.

"Mhn- Kanda…" Allen found himself strangely caught up in the sweetness of the moment and readily parted his trembling lips. He allowed Kanda's tongue to slip into his mouth and reveled in the gentlest kiss he'd ever received from the long haired man. He was surprised to find himself moaning and after a moment of hesitation, he wrapped his arms around Kanda's neck to untie the ribbon that bound his dark, silky hair.

"Allen." Kanda sighed the boy's name against his neck as he worked to free the body beneath him of the flowing blue material of the gown.

The white haired teen moaned as Kanda bit and sucked at his neck before calling out his name again. Wait… name? Allen froze in Kanda's arms before shoving the confused captain back to stare at him incredulously. "You said my name." He blinked in surprise. "Not a short joke, or a curse, but my real name." Allen continued to stare into Kanda's dark eyes that held both lust and slight annoyance.

"No, I didn't."

"Yes, you did." The teen insisted. "You said 'Allen'."

The young captain buried his face in the other teen's neck and mumbled something about a 'fucking Moyashi ruining the goddamned mood'. However, before Allen could comment, Kanda claimed his mouth in a scorching kiss. "I didn't," he muttered a moment later when he pulled back for air. "Now stop talking. I know a better use for that irritating mouth of yours." Kanda growled and began devouring those sensual lips once more, his hands now sliding the blue velvet material off the small body beneath him. Their lips only separated briefly before greedily claiming each other's again.

Allen's mind was hazy as Kanda's tongue slid against his own. In response, he sweetly ran his fingers through the Japanese male's raven hair, massaging his scalp in the process. He would have found it strange that he wasn't resisting like he usually would, but his thoughts were preoccupied with the sensation of Kanda's hands lightly stroking his sides. Perhaps he was just tired of struggling after his failed attempts to escape the female pirates who had forced him into that horribly frilly dress? Or maybe he just didn't care anymore?

Allen was in a strange place with even stranger people and strange feelings that he hadn't noticed until Kanda had gently called his name. However, he wouldn't call that feeling 'love' yet. The white haired teen still didn't know Kanda well enough to have such a strong emotion towards him, but after seeing a gentler side to Kanda he was starting to think that maybe he could.

The gray eyed male was swiftly drawn back from his thoughts when the hot lips that had been crushing his own lowered to nip at his jaw, neck, and collarbone. A loud moan ripped from his throat as that mouth clamped down on one of his hardened nipples. "Aaah! Kanda-"

The dark haired teen laughed and leaned forward so he could look down into Allen's eyes. One of his hands tangled itself into the recently freed snowy white hair, while the other continued to tease the pink nub. "Feeling good?" He asked, voice husky and dripping with passion. His dark eyes were smoldering and eagerly drank in the sight of Allen blushing, moaning and writhing beneath him in bliss.

His lips drew up into a smirk as he realized that Cloud Nyne and her group had gone so far as to put Allen into a pair of woman's undergarments. Although he wasn't thrilled with the idea of someone else touching Allen, he couldn't help but appreciate their 'gift'. Kanda didn't hesitate in swiftly grinding his hips against Allen's, enjoying the fact the short teen was just as aroused as he was.

"Oohhh!" Allen groaned, "Do that again." He pleaded, too far lost in the feeling of Kanda's hands and lips pleasuring his body to be embarrassed. "Aaah!" The teen moaned again as his hips were repeatedly ground into. His cheeks reddened when he realized that his arousal was rubbing Kanda's, but it felt so good he couldn't find it in himself to be too self conscious about it.

Kanda was secretly thrilled that Allen was willingly giving himself over to him. The Moyashi's hands were roaming his chest and playing with his hair, while his hips eagerly pushed back against Kanda's, creating a glorious friction. The white haired teen was moaning and begging for more and Kanda was more than happy to give it. He stopped teasing the boy's chest and throat in favor of sliding down his body to remove the womanly garments with his teeth and expose Allen's erection.

Allen had whimpered at the lost of Kanda's fingers and lips exploring his body, but soon gasped when his lower half was suddenly exposed to the cool air of the room. He was unsure and slightly worried about what would happen next and was about to ask the older teen what he intended to do, but a knock at the door surprised them both.

"Um, Captain Kanda? Are you in there?" An unfamiliar voice nervously asked.

Kanda closed his eyes and focused on not killing whoever was on the other side of the door. "Who are you? What do you want?" He growled, not bothering to hide his annoyance.

"Oh, right, sorry. I'm Johnny Gill from Chief Captain Komui's crew." The distressed man answered. "I'm really sorry to, uh, disturb you, but another Captain's meeting has been called. You're expected to be there in about ten minutes…"

"That's fucking perfect." The Japanese man groaned. It'll take about three minutes to get to the meeting room, so that gives me seven minutes to finish up with the Moyashi… Fuck it!

"Captain Kanda?"

"Yeah, I'll be there. Now get lost!" He barked before turning back to the delicious body beneath him. Luckily, Allen was still erect despite the hesitance that was now shown in his gray eyes. Kanda lightly kissed his lips before peppering a few more kisses across his chest and down to his hip bones. Once he was sure the other teen was focused on him and not the recent interruption, he took Allen into his hand.

"Uhn!" Allen threw his head back as pleasure unlike anything he has felt before slammed into him. The snowy haired teen had never been directly touched there and couldn't say that he disliked the new experience. Allen moaned again as Kanda's hand continued gliding across his erection. It alternately stroked the entire length or lightly teased the tip; drawing out a few drops of pre-cum. Soon enough, the younger male found himself once again lost in a haze of passion.

It was shame, Kanda thought, that he and Allen wouldn't get to thoroughly enjoy each other at the moment, but he was willing to wait a while longer. He only hoped that the other teen's acceptance of him wasn't a one time thing. I shouldn't be thinking about that right now. Kanda banished the thought from his mind and directed his full attention to the pleasure he was giving Allen. The gray eyed male was currently writhing and moaning in bliss. His hands were buried in Kanda's long, dark hair and his mouth was practically begging for attention.

It was difficult to kiss Kanda while his mind was focused on an entirely different part of his body, but Allen was thankful that it muffled his moaning. He still found it difficult to believe that he was capable of making such a lusty sound, and knew that he was going to be extremely embarrassed when this was over. The teen vaguely noticed that Kanda had freed his member and now had it pressed against his own. The older male gently pulled Allen's right hand out of his hair and directed it towards the center of their bodies.

Kanda almost lost himself when Allen's hand joined his around their members and began to imitate his movements. It wasn't too long before the friction between their erections and the pumping of their hands caused Allen to arch away from the sloppy kiss the two were sharing in pure ecstasy. Kanda followed a moment later, the other teen's orgasmic cries having thrown him over the edge as well. The dark haired male grunted and gave them each a few more strokes, allowing the rest of their seed to cover their chests.

The gray eyed boy had never felt so relaxed and content in his entire life. He gazed blankly at the canopy above the bed he lay on, only slightly aware that Kanda had moved from atop him and began to clean him off with his now soiled shirt. The Japanese male swiftly discarded the cloth before shrugging on a new one and pulling his hair back into its usual ponytail. As soon as he was presentable, Kanda made his way back to the bed to give Allen one more, slightly lingering, but tender kiss.

"I have to go to that ridiculous meeting now, but don't you dare leave this room before cleaning off what's left of that make-up." The Asian man warned. "And make sure that that damn attractive blush is gone too. I don't trust the sick bastards in this place not to make a pass at you." He growled before crossing the room to stand by the door. He hesitated there for a moment before casting one last glance over his shoulder. "I'll see you later, Al-" He paused. "…Moyashi."

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Later, after Allen's consciousness floated back to the surface and he went through various stages of embarrassment, self-loathing, denial, anger, more embarrassment, and finally acceptance; the white haired teen was able to remove himself from the bed, clean off the remaining beauty products and pull on some male clothing. Staring at his reflection in the mirror above the wash basin the corner of the room, the teen decided to give his situation some thought.

"I almost had sex with Kanda…" He declared to the pale, white haired teen staring back at him. "He saved me from a slightly horrific situation that was entirely his fault, treated me gently, called my name for the first time, and made me melt in his arms." Allen searched the gray eyes in the mirror and found no pity. "Okay, so I may have liked it a little bit." He admitted, cheeks flushing as the recent memories surfaced. The snowy haired teen couldn't deny that discovering a new, gentler side to Kanda excited him. The Japanese man may act like a domineering bastard and tease Allen about his height most of the time, but apparently he could be caring as well.

"Like the time he carried me to bed from the kitchens." He reminded himself. "Or that he put up with my first attempt at first aid." Allen chuckled when he thought about how frustrated he and Kanda had become at the time. "That he aided in my escape from the Noah even if it was because of an order." Suddenly, his gaze darkened. "He doesn't have to wait for me to accept him, but does anyway…" The gray eyed male sighed in defeat. When he thought about it, Kanda wasn't such a bad guy after all. The older male had never done anything to hurt him and had almost said his name again before leaving for the meeting. Progress?

"Maybe I could give BaKanda a chance." Allen smiled at himself in the mirror before a distant thought from a few months back caused him to blush. Once when the Jasdevi twins had wanted to make him flustered, they informed him about how two men had sex with each other. It had worked and the sheltered boy then tried to forget the scandalous information, but now it made itself known. Allen suddenly remembered Kanda's size and paled. Is that even possible…?

Fortunately, his stomach chose that moment to make its hunger known, and Allen was more than happy to focus on a new subject. After making sure the blush Kanda had warned him about was gone, the white haired teen left the room in search of food.

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Tyki Mikk impatiently paced the deck of the Noah family's swiftest ship. They had been sailing for weeks now, but he felt no closer to Allen. The longer he was away from his precious snowy haired boy, the more irritated and violent the Noah became. It was clear to him that he wouldn't feel at peace until Allen was safety wrapped in his embrace. Tyki shuttered. Who knew what those awful pirates were doing to his dear boy? He didn't dare to think. The more possibilities he considered, the more blood thirsty he became. The golden eyed Noah would ensure that every single one of them was destroyed if even a single strand of white hair from that boy's head was harmed.

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Allen entered the cafeteria and immediately located Lenalee, Lavi, and Marie sitting together with an unfamiliar dark haired woman. Making sure none of his tormentors from earlier were present, the teen placed a sizeable order with the Order's flamboyant chef before joining the others.

"Allen!" Lenalee smiled at him as he sat down beside her. "I was beginning to worry about you." Her eyes expressed true concern, but a bit of humor was also lurking in the violet depths.

"Don't worry, Lenalee." Lavi smiled at the pigtailed girl from his seat across from her at the table. "Seeing as he is capable of sitting down properly, I'd say that Yuu once again failed in his conquest." The redhead's face suddenly twisted into a pout. "Although, I am disappointed that I didn't get to see my second favorite person dressed as girl or my favorite person's reaction to it." He sighed. "Lenalee is so lucky."

The white haired teen was going to retort when he noticed Marie stifle a small laugh and shift in his seat. Allen blushed when he realized that Marie might have been able to overhear his and Kanda's earlier activities if he was close enough to their room.

As if sensing his discomfort, Marie gave the boy across from him an apologetic and slightly awkward smile before attempting to change the subject.

"Allen, I don't think you've met my fiancée, Miranda Lotto." The blind man motioned to the quiet woman beside him. She had wavy brown hair and equally brown eyes that sported too much eyeliner. "Miranda, this is the boy my fellow crewmates and I were sent to… retrieve. He's also the person that everyone seems to be talking about lately."

"Hello," the woman offered Allen her hand, "it's a pleasure to meet you."

"The pleasure is mine, Miss Lotto." The teen smiled and shook the hand offered to him. He was glad to have finally found one seemingly normal person at the Order.

Miranda flushed and gave Allen a sheepish smile. "Please, call me Miranda. After all, if you marry Captain Kanda some day, we'll be in-laws." Her lips curved up in a genuine innocent smile and Marie nearly choked on his tea.

A dead silence filled the air around their table for a few awkward moments before Lavi keeled over in gut wrenching laughter. Lenalee looked away and attempted to suppress her own giggles as Allen's face distorted into one of true horror.

Realizing that she must have said something wrong, Miranda launched into a full-fledged panic attack that took Allen by surprise. She then spent the next ten minutes apologizing profusely while offering to take her own life as compensation. Marie, who was accustom to the behavior, attempted to calm his fiancée down as the Chinese girl beside Allen finally started to collect herself. Lavi, however, was still bent over the table, poorly concealed laughter causing his shoulders to shake as he wiped tears away from his single green eye.

It was at this moment that Jerry arrived with Allen's order, and for the first time in his short life, the white haired teen wasn't sure he could stomach the meal.

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However, Allen did find it in himself to not only complete the meal, but go back for a second and third dessert!
Before writing this chapter, I went back and read my other six, and realized that I completely forgot what my original plot idea was so I am now building a new one around what I have already written. My only hope is that this chapter doesn't seem too disconnected from the rest. Also, I had originally intended for several more events to take place in this chapter, but they will now happen sometime during the next two.
Since Tyki and Lavi were left out last chapter, I wrote them into the end... Poor Lavi is neglected enough by the manga as it is. lol
Although I'm not sure when the next chapter will be up, I promise that it will not take two years! I'll try to write another one before my winter break is over.
Until then, Review?