Disclaimer: DGM is not mine… Kanda not screwing Allen every chance he gets is proof of that.
Warning:Cursing (as usual), and a kiss ^^!
Note: I have no idea where this came from. My friend and I were discussing pirates and I wondered what it would be like if Kanda was a pirate. Then my friend told me to write a fic about it. So I did…
Also, please note that while typing this I had taken some cold medicine that makes me drowsy. I could barely keep my head up let alone write something decent that makes sense. Especially at the end. So enjoy my druggedness. (That's a word cuz I said so.)

Edit: Since FFdotNet is being bitchy… "- x -" or "XXX" will officially stand for line-breaks.

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The Captain's Woman

Kidnapped

- x -

As soon as he heard the cannons, he took his chance. Running through the halls of the Noah's mansion, Allen Walker made his escape. The servants and Noah were too preoccupied with the sudden pirate attack to notice the white haired boy dashing out the front door. Refusing to stop for even a second, Allen ran as quick as he could through the town's alley ways. He wasn't going to get caught and locked in that awful mansion again. He would have his freedom. He wanted his own life away from Earl Millennium.

Allen turned the corner at the end of the dark alley and smacked into someone's chest.

He fell.

"Ouch…" Wincing slightly, Allen looked up at the wall-like chest he crashed into. Before him stood an Asian man with long black hair and a rather unfriendly glare. Next to him, staring in disbelief was a redhead with a bandana and eye patch.

"No way. Yuu, isn't this the kid we were sent to get? Allen Walker, right?" He turned to face Allen, who was still on the ground. "You're Allen, right? Walker? From the Noah mansion?"

"Um… yes?" He had no idea what was going on. Why would these guys… these pirates be looking for him? Before he had a chance to open his mouth again, the dark haired man picked him up and tossed him over his shoulder. "W-what?"

"Baka Usagi, gather the others, we have our target." He ignored the boy over his shoulder.

"Aye aye, Captain Yuu!" The boy with a single green eye called happily.

The Asian drew his sword with his free hand and pointed it dangerously at the redhead.

"I'll slice you, Rabbit. Don't say my name." He growled before sheathing his sword in one swift motion and walking away, Allen dangling over his shoulder.

What is going on?

- x -

The grey eyed boy sat on the deck of a large ship surrounded by a group of odd characters. There was a large blind man with headphones, a blond with weird dots on his forehead, the redhead from earlier, a boy with weird purple lines on his face, an old man with too much make-up, and a weak looking guy with a white streak in his hair.

"And I thought Daisya's tattoos were strange." The weak looking man spoke up, staring at the red mark stretching down the left side of Allen's face.

"Who're you callin' strange, Vampire?" The boy with the purple lines, Daisya, shot back.

"Do. Not. Call. Me. Vampire!" The weak man glared murderously at the one who insulted him, flashing his monstrously sharp teeth.

"Calm down, Kuro. Dai didn't mean it. Besides, that's not a tattoo. It's a scar. Right, Panda?" The boy with the bandana and eye patch turned towards the old man, only to get a violent smack to the head. "OUCH!"

"BakaDeshi." The surprisingly dangerous old man muttered, stepping closer to him. He reached out a clawed finger and tapped the upside pentagram on his forehead. "Do you know what caused the scar to take this shape?" He asked.

Finally someone is talking like I'm here.

"N-no?" Allen really wanted to know what was going on. Why did these pirates take him? Was he going to be used for ransom? Why did he let them take him? Where did the captain from earlier go? A thousand questions were running through his head at once, making him dizzy.

"His heart beat has picked up." The blind man spoke. "He's either terrified or confused." He said to no one unparticular.

"Or he's fallen madly in love with me already." The redhead smiled and winked, recovering from his smack to the head. "I call dibs!"

"Fuck off, Usagi." An angry voice snapped. "This one is my bitch until we meet up with the others." The crowd parted revealing the Asian man from earlier. "Moyashi."

Moyashi? Does he mean me?

"It's Allen." The boy replied flatly.

"I'll call you whatever I fucking want to." He hissed. "I'm Kanda, the captain on this ship. This idiot here is Lavi, my first mate." He motioned to the eye patch kid. "Learn the other names later if you want, but until we meet up with the head officers, you're my woman."

"Eh?" Woman? I did hear him correctly, right? Allen's mind went black. "I'm a boy."

"No shit?" Kanda rolled his eyes. "I already knew that dumbass. If you weren't, you wouldn't be here." He was getting angrier by the second.

"You're gay?" The boy drew back a little. Well he does kind of look like a girl…

That was it.

Kanda grabbed Allen by the collar of his white button down shirt and dragged him to the captain's quarters. Tossing his small frame onto the bed, Kanda dropped down on top of him, pinning him.

"Let's get this straight, Moyashi."

"It's Allen."

"I don't fucking care." He snapped. "Women aren't allowed on ships. The mere presence of one will make the god of the sea curse the ship and it's crew. So, when we aren't on land, we bed men in the place of women. Get it?"

Bed men in the place of women…? Allen realized what the older man was talking about.

"Wait… so when you said I'm your women…" He didn't like where this was going.

"That's right, Moyashi. For the remainder of this trip, your job is to satisfy my every desire. No matter what it is." He smirked coldly.

"No way! You've got to be kidding." Allen tried to wiggle out from underneath the cruel captain, but failed miserably. "Ugh! Let. Me. Go!"

"No." The man on top of him snarled and ducked down to capture his lips. Kanda held both his wrist in his hand and used the free one to force the younger male's mouth open. Slipping his tongue in, Kanda felt the boy make a small sound in the back of his throat. As he devoured his woman's mouth, Kanda moved his knee between Allen's thighs.

The snowy haired boy tried to wriggle out from underneath the Asian, but it was useless. The man's knee pushed further between his legs and he gasped, allowing the captain deeper access into his mouth. A moan escaped his mouth and Kanda finally drew back, smirking.

"Thought you didn't like it, Moyashi." He teased, making the boy beneath him turn pink.

"I don't!" Allen kneed his captor in the stomach and moved quickly out from underneath him, rushing out the door and onto the deck. Only then did he realize he had nowhere to go. There was nothing but blue ocean stretching for miles.

"Fucking Moyashi!" Kanda grunted as he grabbed Allen from behind, wrapping his arms around the boy's slender waist. "In case you've forgotten, we're surrounded by water." He spun the small boy around to face him, holding him close. "You can't get away from me."

"Let go!" Allen pushed against the well-toned chest.

Kanda merely smirked at the sprout's futile resistance.

"Can you cook, Moyashi?"

The pale boy stopped his struggling and Kanda used the chance to tighten his hold.

"Cook? Yeah, I can." He stared, dumbfounded, at the man before him. Where did that come from?

"You're working in the kitchen then. I can't stand Link's obsession with sweets anymore." Kanda scanned the deck, mostly everyone was staring. Useless bastards. "Lavi, get your ass over here!" He yelled at his first-mate then glared at a group of three men talking a few yards away. "What the fuck are you guys doing? Get to work or I'll throw your lazy asses over board!" The dark haired man barked at his crew.

"Allen!" Lavi glomped from behind, snaking his arms around the boy's neck.

"Hands off, Usagi!" Kanda hissed, using his hold on Allen's waist to pull him away from the redhead. "Take him to Link; he'll be working in the kitchen."

"No more cake?" Lavi gasped. "But Yuu, I though it was your favorite!"

The Japanese man glared, released Allen, and skulked away, barking orders at everyone he passed.

Silence…

"So," the teen called Lavi grinned, "Yuu stole your first kiss." The grin widened as he leaned closer to Allen. "How was it?" He teased.

"What?" His face heated up. "I-It was not-!"

"Don't lie." Lavi laughed. He was obviously enjoying the younger male's embarrassment. "I am a bit surprised though." He examined Allen with his single green eye. "You're the first woman Yuu has taken."

"Now you're lying." The grey eyed boy accused.

"Am not!" The redhead faked a hurt look. "Yuu never really cared much for taking on a woman. You're the first."

"Are you sure about that? He seemed pretty experienced to me." Allen looked away, a slight blush on his cheeks.

"Ah! So you did like it!"

"H- Hey! I never said that!" His pale face lit up bright red… again. I'm acting like a girl!

"Allen kissed Yuu and liked it!" Lavi shouted, laughing.

"D- Did not!"

"Don't lie Allen!" He took off down a small hallway. "Link! Link! Guess what!"

"I never said that!" Allen chased after the redhead, face blushing furiously. Everybody probably heard him.

- x -

Tyki Mikk tapped his foot impatiently, waiting for Malcolm C. Leverrier, the leading Navy officer to arrive. His precious white haired boy had been kidnapped by those damn pirates hours ago. The longer he waited, the further away Allen got. He wanted to go out after him immediately, but the Earl ordered him to stay put. The sun kissed man was itching to get back what was his.

There was a knock at the door, and Leverrier stepped into the room, followed by two lower ranking officers.

It's about time.

"Welcome." Tyki smiled and motioned towards the couch opposite him. "Please have a seat."

What the hell took you so long? His black side roared from the back of his mind.

"Lord Tyki Mikk." Leverrier made a swift bow before sitting down. "Let's get straight to business."

Says the man who came late.

"I suspect you already know this, but it seems that young Allen Walker has been taken by the pirate organization known as 'The Black Order'. It would also appear that he was their main target. Any idea why?" The man with sharp eyes and a toothbrush mustache stared at the sweet pastries that sat out on a tray.

"No. I don't have any idea why they would want Allen." Tyki motioned towards the tray. "Please help yourself." He smiled pleasantly. "It may have been for ransom?"

Leverrier bit into the small cake he took of the serving tray.

"Have there been any demands?"

"None." The golden eyed man was getting more and more anxious. Why would pirates kidnap Allen?

"Then there may have been other motives. I have a man out gathering information now. He should be sending me a report soon." The tall intimidating man finished off the pink frosted finger cake and reached for another. "These are delicious."

"Thank you."

This is the man I'm leaving Allen's fate to? Dammit! Why won't the Earl let me go?

"You only have one man out doing research?" Tyki asked, a slightly angry look on his face.

"Yes. He's one of the best."

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"Please stop yelling so much." Howard Link asked as he finished putting pink icing on a triple layer cake.

So the one with the dots is Link?

"You're no fun Two-Spot." The childish redhead pouted.

"Please stop calling me that." Link glared. "Now get out of my kitchen."

"Captain Yuu says that Allen is to help out here. I don't think he likes your cakes very much." Lavi chucked. "Allen-likes-Kanda's-kisses meet Two-Spot! You'll be working together from now on." He smiled and ran from the room before he had knives thrown at him… again.

"Don't call me that!" Both Allen and Link hissed at the same time.

Composing himself, the blond with bowl cut bangs and a braid held out his hand.

"Nice to meet you, my name is Howard Link. I'll be supervising you. Please, help yourself to some cake."

"Thank you!" The boy smiled happily. He would eat anything put in front of him. "I'm Allen Walker." Taking the spotted man's hand, Allen wondered why it felt so natural being with these pirates. The Noah's mansion always seemed like a cold place, but here it felt so warm. Even though he didn't want to admit it, these strange people were fun to be around.

Even though he tried to bury the thought, Lavi made Allen realize that he really didn't mind Kanda's touch as much as he thought he did.

I still refuse to be his woman though! The young teen mentally yelled at himself as he devoured the most delicious cake he had ever eaten.

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After a trip to the kitchen to find Link passed out with his head on the table and Allen sprawled out on a bench, Kanda carried the small motionless body to his bed. Everyone who didn't have a night job to do were already asleep. So he could finally act how he wanted to. Allen had said some stupid stuff in front of his crew, so he had been punished earlier. The 18-year-old captain had no intention of taking the younger teen against his will.

No, first he would make the boy fall for him. He would make sure Allen accepted his embrace, even though the task seemed close to impossible. The Moyashi's habit of bluntly stating whatever is on his mind and Kanda's anger issues would only make things more difficult than they already were. After all, Allen was kidnapped by him.

Gently placing the small porcelain body on the bed, the dark haired man pulled the covers up and laid a light kiss on the boy's scarred forehead.

Damn. Why the hell am I so attracted to this fucking brat? Kanda wondered as he fell asleep.

XXX

Well that was odd.
In the morning (after my little evil drowsy medicine of doom experience) I had completely forgotten what I wrote the night before =D! Apparently I had also drawn my pirate, (yes, I have a pirate…he can totally kick a ninja's ass) Jean-Luc, on the last page of the draft I printed out to make my friend proofread. She stole him. –cries-
Anyway! Review so I know if I should bother continuing this.

~Captive Nightingale