It has been one year, two months, three weeks and five days. Jim Kirk is getting cranky and there is nothing to sate his...manly 'needs' on his ship. Desperate, Jim turns to weird and wonderful hobbies in order to distract himself and discovers some interesting feelings for his First Officer when he attempts poetry...Rated M for smut, now complete.

Star Trek Pirate AU. When Jim is enlisted into the Royal Navy along with his boyfriend Franklin, things couldn't be going better. But the seven seas hold dark secrets, of a pirate captain who is not human. When Jim's ship is attacked, he has no choice but to join this pirate crew and learns that there are even darker things lurking in the sea than he could have ever imagined...