Name: Ravenstar

Note To You Guys:I know I disapeared with my stories, BUT! i'm still getting ideas, and reading others' stories, so i'm not gone. Here are a few story ideas, so email me ideas, comments, or anything else!

Story ideas.

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Junjou One-shot

Nowaki finds a distressing letter to Hiroki. When confronted during a lecture, Hiroki's response is not what you're expecting.

Kingdom Hearts, Multi-chap, AU

Criminal-Minds like. The Organization as FBI Agents. When Women start dieing in New Orleans, Xemnas is dragged home for the first time since he was 12. Is it the case making him think strange things about his second-in-command Saix? Or being in the last city he experienced a happy family life in? With bodies piling up quickly, and the hidden shadows of his past invading the case, can he help his team solve the case...before it's too late?

XemnasXSaix, DemyxXZexion, AxelXRoxas. SLIGHT RikuXSora, VenusXAquaXTerra triangle, NOT threesome.

YuGiOH, multi-chap, AU

Bakura is a wanderer. Has been all his life. So what is it about the gang-leader that makes him want to stay?

Theifshipping.

Hetalia, multi-chap, AU

Life is hard, especially high school. Three friends struggle silently with their own demons...both tangible and not.

GilbertXIvan, FrancisXMatthew, AntonioXLovino. SLIGHT LudwigXFeliciano, AlfredXArthur. NONCON GilbertXFritz

WARNINGS: RAPE, ABUSE, DRUGS, LOTS OF SEX (CON AND NON), HOMOPHOBIA, AND RELIGIOUS-NESS. I AM NOT CATHOLIC, SO IF I'M WRONG, PLEASE POLITELY CORRECT ME, OR IGNORE IT.

Stuff 'Bout Me.

Birthday: August 10

Eye Color: Hazel

Hair Color: Brown

Height: Like 5' 4''

Right Handed or Left Handed: Right

The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Flip-flops

Your Weakness: CHOCOLATE!

Your Fears: Clowns, carebears (I had a dream once that I had a stalker, and it turned out that my stalker was working with the Carebears to take over my school using hypnosis on the people who liked them! I have never been the same...) (Clowns: NO ONE SHOULD BE THAT FICKIN' HAPPY ALL THE DAMN TIME!!)

Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed crust, with mushrooms, olive, and sausage

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get good grades and finish ONE of my stories

Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn. Shouldn't have stay up till 4 reading. Fuck it. rolls over to sleep for another 20 min

Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes

Your Bedtime: as late as I want!

McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds

Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla

Do you Smoke: No

Will you Smoke: No.

Do you Swear: HELLS YEAH!

Do you Sing: yes. it pisses my parents off.

Do you Shower Daily: Most, unless it's a weekend.

Do you behave yourself: NO FRIGGEN WAY!

Do you get Motion Sickness: only on the sea

Do you think you are Attractive: In some ways.

Are you a Health Freak: HECK NO!

Do you get along with your Parents: No, we are too different.

Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE THEM!

Do you play an Instrument: Mallets, used to play Clarinet, and used to play the viola

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes.

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: LOVE IT! yes!

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does the bathtub count?

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Environmental biologist. Preferably in the 'Glades

What country would you most like to Visit: I'm happy in America, but would like to visit Russia, Italy, Germany, Japan, and Sweden

Number of CDs I own: 30ish?

Fave Food: Sushi or pasta. any kind

Fave Music: I like songs, not authors or genres. I lean more towards rock.

What do your feet smell like? Feet?

What does your hair smell like? my shampoo.

Can you clap with your feet? It doesn't make a sound, but I can put them together

Have you seen purple cows? No...what have YOU been taking? And where can I get some?

If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like? Pee sixty times in two minutes

What is your secret hobby? Watching Poke'mon

Where is the best indoor place to do this? in my room in the dark in the middle of the night.

Where is the best outdoor place to do this? Couldn't do it.

Where is the best public place to do this? Couldn't do it.

What is the best weather to do this? in the rain, at night.

Why do you like it so much? I don't know. I guess I just like it.

Do you like fanfiction? YEAH

Why? It's like... cool. In a wierd and random way.

Who are the best people on fanfiction? People who update regularly, with nice, long chapters. I am a hypocrite. sob...

Why? Cuz I like long stories, with long chapters.

How do you feel about them? They rock.

Fave couples:

Seme/Uke

Kingdom Hearts

Riku/Sora

Axel/Roxas

Xemnas/Saix

Marluxia/Vexen

Zexion/Demyx

Leon/Cloud

Seifer/Hayner

Junjou

All canon pairings, as they are.

Hetalia

...God, do you have all day?

GermanyXItaly

RomanoXItaly

RussiaXPrussia

GreeceXJapan

SwedenXFinland

AustriaXSwitzerland

AmericaXEngland

FranceXEngland

FranceXCanada

AmericanXCanada

RussiaXCanada

PrussiaXCanada

RomanoXCanada

SpainXRomano

EnglandXRomano

RussiaXAmerica

...and a whole lot more, but these are my main pairings. any others would just be side pairings.

Naruto

Sasori/Deidara

Itachi/Kisame

Itachi/Neji

Kakuza/Hidan

Pein/Konan

Temari/Shikamaru

Sasuke/Naruto

Ino/Chouji

Ino/Shino

Ino/Kankuro

Hinata/Kiba

Sakura/Lee

Kankuro/TenTen

Rurouni Kenshin

Kenshin/Kaoru

SaitoXKenshin

Sano/Megumi

Yahiko/Tsubame

Aoshi/Misao(DID YOU KNOW THAT AOSHI IS ONLY 25!AND SAITO'S 34?)

Harry Potter

SeverusXHarry

Draco/Harry

Remus/Sirius

Severus/Lucius

Ron/Hermione

Blaise Zambini/ Pansy Parkinson

Neville/Luna

Warriors

Firestar/Sandstorm

Brightheart/Cloudtail

Squirrelflight/Brambleclaw

Longtail/Mousefur

Ferncloud/Dustplet

Stormfur/Brook

Littlecloud/Cinderpelt

Graystripe/Millie

Bluefur/Oakheart

Funny Things

Copy/Paste

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to lie down in the grass and watch the sunset, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started a book, then started another book, then another, and then three weeks later finished the first book and so on, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped UP stairs before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO REMUS!

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm. Whitelily, Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy, Ravenstar-of-ShadowClan,

If you were utterly SHOCKED to find out that Whitestrom is Bluestar's NEPHEW, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes bad. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShadowClan

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would die laughing their butts off.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (I'm Italy even though I'm not an ounce Italian!)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Bluestar is a few fries short of a Happy Meal(if u know what i mean),copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree,copy this into your profile.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own damn box,copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who needs to get run over,copy this into your profile.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

I am a cat demon. Well, part of one. I know I'm not a werewolf or a werecat. I yowl, not howl, when there is a full moon. I shriek, I don't scream. I've filed my nails to a really sharp point. -polishes nails on shirt- I have fangs! I believe in StarClan. If you're part of a cat demon, know it, and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name_ Steeltalon, warriorfreak, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ARE evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Snowfur, Rainfire, Firehawk, Emberpaw, Goldenfeather, Ravenstar-of-ShadowClan

If you were totally amazed to discover that Rowanclaw is Tawnypelt's mate, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were even more shocked to discover that up to Starlight Rowanclaw was a GIRL and somehow changed into a tom, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU ARE ACCIDENT PRONE PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

please post if you believe that gay marriage should be legalized where it is not yet.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (Take that Fred Phelps!)

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game AND a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -Lily Tomlin

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." -Harry S. Truman

"I would rather be hated for who I am, then liked for who I'm not."

Don't laugh at me because I'm weird, for I laugh at you, because you're normal.

I used to have superpowers, then my therapist took them away.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed.

When i was younger i hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly type used to come up
to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after i started doing the same
thing to them at funerals.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Your ridiculous opinion has been noted.

Knowledge is power, power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.

Randomness is the base of conversation.

When I'm down i like to whistle...It makes the neighbors dog run to the end of the chain and gag itself.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so they can tell when their really in trouble.

Long ago when people cursed and beat the ground with sticks it was called witchcraft. Today we call it golf.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

"Friends are God’s apology for relatives.” – Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

1) My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If your going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning."

2) My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3) My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week!"

4) My mother taught me about LOGIC.
"Because i said so, that's why."

5) My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck you're not coming to the store with me."

6) My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean under wear, in case you have an accident."

7) My mother taight me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8) My mother taight me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9) My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

10) My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11) My mother taight me about HYPOCRISY.
"If i've told you once, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12) My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room looks like a tornado went through it!"

13) My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this life, I can take you out."

14) My mother taight me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15) My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parent's like you."

16) My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17) My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

18) My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, their going to freeze like that."

19) My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20) My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When the lawn mower cuts of your toes, don't come running to me."

21) My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22) My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23) My mother taught me ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24) My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25) Finally, my mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Other

You know you live in the 21st century when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname, facebook or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I wonder who the the first person was who saw a cow and said,"I think I'll pull these dangly things and drink what comes out.

If you believe in telekinisis, raise my hand.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart...you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

It's not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this and... laugh nervously, and change the subject.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Guys should be like lattes-rich, strong, and hot.

A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Lets flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we'll flip again.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Why are the Force and duct tape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Procrastination isn't the problem; its the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off!

We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60. (If you don't get this, I'm sorry for you.)

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Don't run in the halls, gliding is more fun!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If it works, rip it apart and find out why.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

There are very few personal problems that can't be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge.

It's people like you that make people like me need medication.

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

People say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When in life you fall down, do not look for the problem where you landed. Look for the problem at where you tripped.Ancient African Proverb

Courage is not the absence of fear. No, courage is the realization that there is something you find more horrible than fear.-Unknown

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?

Fear can prevent people from making the hugest mistake of their lives...but it also can prevent them from making the best choice.

It is not a human’s power that rules the world; it is a human power that destroys it.

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

@#$%$ this, I'm moving to Narnia crawls into wardrobe

All with become one with Mother Russia Kolkolkolkol

"When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade; then you find someone whose life has given them vodka, and you have a party!" - Ron White

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm in the Band, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm an ACTRESS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be a romantic sap who cries over everything.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be weak.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most-- love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.

-Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Tell your friends about your dream to become Tsuchikage (believe it!)

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

-Start to call your teachers Sensei.

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Temari.

-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Itachi.

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

-Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it.

-Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome

-Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend.

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command.

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere

-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.

-Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness'

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

If more than 8 of these apply to you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

The Ten Commandments Of Employment
If it rings, put it on hold.
If it clunks, call the repairman.
If it whistles, ignore it.
If it's a friend, stop work and chat.
If it's the boss, look busy.
If it talks, take notes.
If it's handwritten, type it.
if it's typed, copy it.
If it's copied, file it.
If it's Friday, forget it

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?

What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

14 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!THEY'RE BACK!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-attempt to fly off a high shelf

11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

14-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...

TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold there nuts and say u have alot of food down there

20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Games you Play When You're Old

1. Sag, You're It

2. Hide And Go Pee

3. 20 Questions Shouted in Your good Ear.

4. Kick the Bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

6. Musical Recliners

7. Simon Says Something Incoherent

8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

Old Is When:

1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face

2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today.

4. Getting lucky means you can find your car in the parking lot.

5. An all-nighter means not having to get up to go pee

Thoughts for the week.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up out life, we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start over?

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raiseing children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

A good friend is like a good bra, hard to find, supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.

Ponderisms

I used to eat alot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Quotes

"When in danger or in doubt,

Run in circles, scream and shout"

"If yaoi was a deadly virus, half of the world would be dead." -Random person from Deviantart

Misa:Why are you such a pervert?! Stop these sick hobbies of yours!

L: You may call me whatever you wish. But I am taking your cake.

"Get out of the sky bison's mouth, Sokka!" - Zuko, Sozen's Comet movie

Misa: I couldn't stand living in a world without Light!

L: Yes it would be dark.

THE GREATEST QUOTE EVER!! From Pick me up, by Kantayra

1. Sasuke always flaunted how attractive his was around Naruto.
2. Sasuke ignored everyone who came on to him, even hot people.
3. Sasuke said he wanted someone he knew and trusted.
4. Sasuke hadn’t murdered Naruto once, even though Naruto had touched him a lot.

Naruto didn’t particularly like math, but he could figure out that one plus two plus three plus four equaled Sasuke’s tongue in his mouth right now

HOW I EXPLAIN LIFE AND DEATH...

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

Too much of a good thing...

I was born on the day of Luxord

In the month of Axel .

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xaldin.

And I am Xemnas Demyx (Creepy...) old.

My favorite number is Zexion.

But my lucky number is Saix.

If you get it, put your own on your profile.

THE KH SURVEY

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Axel.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Mulan.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Prince dude from Atlantica

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi because she is horrible and doesn't deserve a Keyblade.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

World that Never Was

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantica-i couldn't swim to save my life, much less fight. then, singing? sora's homo, not flaming(that's axel;)).

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Bond of flame, oblivian

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Kairis’ pansy-ass flower key blade.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

never use 'em

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

wisdom. the flying(almost, close enough)

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AkuRoku-Because it's ture. Come on people! In the game Axel is literally panting after Roxas.

SoRiku

Cleon- actually, leon's seme but you can't combine their names that way.

XemSai

Zemyx

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

SoKai-Gag me with a spoon. Sora’s gay folks. He is gay.

RoxasNaime-They seem too sisterxbrother for my taste.

SoraRoxas- ew. it's like twincest but...worse

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

No.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

LexaeusxZexion- WTF?

AxelRiku-Okay now I’m going to smack someone

DonaldGoofy- EW! wrong on soooo many levels.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Fan Girl: ZOMG, like, lol, Kairi and Sora are, like, OMG, meant to be.

Me: (cocks gun) Die, bitch.

And how ANTI akuroku some people are. Axel is a Flamer, and so is Roxas. Get over it. They bang each other. All Night. Every night.

AND, in fanfiction, almost everyone makes Xemnas the bad guy. He isn't! Xehanort was the bad guy. saying xemnas is the bad guy is like saying roxas or axel are the bad guys.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku and axel.

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Fuck yeah. They have that whole BDSM thing going on. or slave/master. or...

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Nah, he’s a fucking ray of sunshine.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

NO!…HIS POWER IS FLOWERS! That's a manly superpower. (note sarcasm in last two)

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

!!FUCK-TO-THE-HELL-YEAH!!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why

namine. OletteXpence

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

LITTLE IENZO IS SOOOO CUTE!!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

no. it was important to the storyline. the fighting style sucked major ass...

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Zexion. yummy...emo

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

demyx. creepy and psychotic under happy-go-lucky-accident-prone-idiot mask.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

i shrieked when axel died and momma came running done the hall. i was crying and she was pissed.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

no. :'( ONE DAY! Saix!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

saix snapping and molesting the superior during a meeting.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth. neither game have i defeated him. sigh

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

forms, animation over-haul, new characters as well as old. they need to put reno in one next.

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexy

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Both.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Die.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

both.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

sea salt icecream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Cleon!!

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean Remix

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Axel, riku, zexion, seifer, leon, cloud, saix, xemnas

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Don't ruin a good game with lame crossovers.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel and Reno. sora and denzel.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

birth by sleep.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, more charecters.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

hot guys, original plot, cool idea, funny start story.

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Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid. As he should be.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much. It's not her fault her mother had a pet Fwooper while she was pregnant.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is "quietly going insane."

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Nor does he appreciate the plastic surgery pamphlets.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

K, i found this on someone's profile, one of those list-your-fave-characters-by number-and-follow-the-intruction things. i thought i'd share with you because it made me laugh. Granted, at 4 o'clock in the morning, but what the hell! It's crack for a reason. But strangely, it could work...

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

Draco and Fred are in a happy relationship until Fred suddenly runs off with Luna. Draco, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with his father (haha!) and a brief, unhappy affair with Seamus, then follows the wise advice of Voldemort and finds true love with Harry Potter.

(laughing hysterically) Oh my god, could you imagine?