Threesome whore? Why, yes. Yes I am.

Other than Naria Lacour de Fanel, I am also known as "spazkitty", and "pervyyaoifancier". I like using "Naria" for my fiction because I made the pen name to post my very first fanfic years ago. I was an Escaflowne nerd at the time and loved Naria, Eriya, and Folken so I wrote a DIRTY THREESOME about them! I also heavily dreamed of them all getting married...hence the "Lacour de Fanel". BWHAAHAHAHA! I still love Naria the bestest because she tries to glom on her sister to taste her master's lips...and I like silver! Yay!

I have also become a fan of Steampunk fashion. I have a small Etsy store called Antickquities where I sell clock hand hair picks and other baubles. Check it out!

I am also a crazy cosplayer! Check out my various cosplays (my favorites being Undertaker and Grell Sutcliff) on my dA account as Pervyyaoifancier: http://

:Favorite things:

Mah husband. Kittehs. Nippon. Eating fire. Pirates. Ninjas. NinjaPirates. Mah husband. Crochet. Did I say mah husband? Yeah. Mah husband guy. Writing crack. Looking for Group. Tabletop RPGs (D&D BIOTCHES!XD). Orgy XIII. Wigs. Husband. Stupid Movies. British comedy. Anatomy and Physiology. Jhonen Vasquez.

:Favorite Manga: INSANE AMOUNTS!!

Nora: The Last Chronicle of Devildom. LoveCom. Nabari no Ou. Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro. Kuroshitsuji. Mahou Tsukai Kurohime. Kenshin. Dragon Half. FMA. Bleach. Naruto. Yami no Matsuei. Petshop. GetBackers. YAOI in general (it takes up more space than my music on my 'puter, 30+GIGS ZOMG!!) Kaze Hikaru. Shinsengumi Imon/Peacemaker. Tail of the Moon. Mixed Vegetables. Otomen. Queens. Kill Me Kiss Me. Eerie Queerie. Demon Diary. Fruits Basket. Hellsing. Shaman King. Um. Manga is my life. I have too much. It has already collapsed a bookcase.

:Favorite Anime:

Again, with the insane amounts. But I always prefer manga over anime. So, if it's a manga I've probably seens the anime, and then promptly erased it from memory. With the few exceptions of Kuroshitsuji, Hellsing, and Fruits Basket. Love Gungrave, too. And Outlaw Star. Can't forget Sailor Moon, because we all know that just like marijuana, it's the gateway drug..er...addiction. Hetalia Axis Powers. Gurren Lagann is the coolest thing EVER! I hate mecha anime with intense severity, but when the main mech is the Chuck Norris of Giant Robots, it gets my attention! Papuwa.

:Favorite Games:

SILENT HILL 1-4 (Origins and Homecoming were Western. They don't count. Ever. Malformed bastard children of crack-whores that they are! fist shake) Shattered Memories was wonderfully full of mind-fkery! Kingdom Hearts, Vagrant Story, Grandia 1&2, FF9, FF7 (mostly...), Legend of Dragoon, Legend of Legaia, Bard's Tale.

:Favorite Characters and why:

Walter Sullivan (SH4)- The crazy bastard dug out his own neck with a soup spoon then came back from the dead to kill more people. What's not to like?

Xigbar (KH2)- He's a pirate nobody. It's awesome. Why wasn't he in the PotC world, then? Well, he was too busy trying to destroy all the ninjas in China, that's why!

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)- Surly 15 year old with metal appendages and enough tenacity to win a gold medal. And he loves his brother. Aww.

Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)- Can set things on fire (everlasting fire, mind you) with his eyes, likes to torture people, and wears black nail polish. Best big brother ever! sniffle

Undertaker (Kuroshitsuji)- He carries around a cookie jar filled with bone shaped cookies and giggles at macabre things. He is also a sexy beast.

Sydney Losstarot (Vagrant Story)- Again, metal appendages, he likes to mind f&@ his main protagonist, and he loves his little brother. Aww.

Ryo-ohki (Tenchi Muyo)- shapeshifting cabbit that can become a spaceship or a sexy lady. Yeah. She just wins.

Eclipse (Demon Diary)- Two words: Kitchen wench.

Dahlia Gillespie (Silent Hill)- She is a crazy old bat that practices gyromancy and confuses the hell out of people with phrases like "Childish sleep talk!" The supposed reiimaginings of Dahlia in the movie, Origins, and Shattered Memories are not Dahlia to me; They are new characters appropriately named CrazyCatLady, WorstMomEver, and SkankitySlutSlut respectively.

Zelgadis Greywords (Slayers) -Emo kid. HALF GOLEM EMO KID!! He gets used as a friggin' anchor! WTF?! I heart him and his wiry head!

Naria and Eriya (Escaflowne)- Gorgeous neko ladies that are so loyal to their master it's tragic! SO CUUUUUTE!! X3 Who said anything about twincest?! Oh. Heh heh.

Sir Integra Fairbrooke Wingates Hellsing (Hellsing)- If she were real, I would bow before her and lick her boots if she wanted. Sexy commanding wench!

Pyramid Head (Silent Hill 2/movie)- Scary badassery. Pure evil and punishment and just so full of WIN!!

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (JTHM)- I think his name says enough. Poor tormented Nny. When your best friend is a dead bunny nailed to a wall, you need some love.

Female Ranma (Ranma 1/2)- TREE BORNE KETTLE GIRL! And lovely boobs. Heh.

Mink (Dragon Half)- ADORABLE! SO ADORABLE! I want to squeeze her to death!

Kamina (Gurren Lagann)-WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK HE IS?! He is Kamina. That is all there is to it. BELIEVE IN THE HE THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!

Kuja (FF9)- Fear his metrosexual wrath! He will cut you, bitch! XD Prettiest. Villain. Ever.

Faust (Shaman King)- He is the first "bad guy" I have ever heard say "Uwah!" while greeting their ex-enemies. He's so damn cute its scary!!

Shirayuki Mizore (Rosario to Vampire)- OMFG CUTEST GIRL EVER!! She can stalk me all she wants!!

Chouno i.e. Papillion (Buso Renkin)- He hits fail so hard he comes out the other side as faaaaaaaabulous! How can you not like an anti-hero with an eye bleach inducing wardrobe?!

Cid Highwind (FFVII)- VALENWIND. That's all I have to say about that.

Nougami Neuro (Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro)- He is an equal opportunity demon: as in all humans are meant to be used as food and toys. REJOICE! For he has MADE stairs!

Kaitou Sai (MTNG)- He/she/it is too damn adorable. He wants to see Neuro's insides to see if they're the same. Awww.

Zero (Mahou Tsukai Kurohime)- Best. Hero. Ever. He puts up with his wenching woman and doesn't complain a bit! He's so wonderful!

Yoite (Nabari no Ou)- Best Emo kid since Zelgadis! He killed himself a little just to get back at a delivery guy who called him emo. He is so fucking tragic...he makes me want to protect him...and encourage a not so innocent relationship with Miharu.

Soji Okita (Papuwa)- Yes I am aware there are many incarnations of him throughout anime and manga as I am an avid Shinsengumi fan...but Papuwa Soji wins it all simply because of: " But, whores are things!"

Liquid (Papuwa)- Man maid got some mad skills. "He's a douchebag. OH! And he's also your uncle."

Harlem (Papuwa)- He is so good at picking on Liquid.

Iroh (Avatar the Last Airbender)- He is the COOLEST uncle ever. I would beg him to be my teacher!

And now that I've imploded my brain thinking of all of this (even though it is still grossly inadequate in describing myself) I am off to bed to read some yaoi and cuddle with mah man whore AT TEH SAME TIME. YAY!