Ravenstar- Number 4! Dedicated to LIGHTNSHADOWS for her(?) request. Also Chereche for her review on chapter 2. And thanks to all the alerters and faveoriters. 3's

No orgies, no ownie.

"Hello Class." Harry said, entering the dungeon classroom with a smile.

"Pro-Professor Potter?" one brave student asked.

"Yes Mr. Goldstein?" Harry said, expecting this.

"N-not that we aren't happy to see you, but… where is Professor Snape?"

"Ah, yes. There was an accident in his private labs, and while he is unharmed, he is unable to teach for a while. And, since I laughed at him, I am in charge of his classes until he fixes his mistake."

"B-but, you're the Flying Professor!"

"I know… and that's why I will be teaching you how to cook."

"W-what?"

"Well, Sev knows I'm bullocks at potions. Besides, everyone should know how to make something. Especially you 7th years. How many of you are leaving home soon?"

Nearly everyone raised their hand. "Now how many of you can cook?"

Nearly every hand dropped. "Exactly. Now, today we will be making…"