Five one-shots of a Binary Swap universe with Rhoda (Roger) and Jesse (Jessica). As a girl, Roger can still be so oblivious.

Kung Fu Panda drabbles, Shifu/Po centric. Contains yaoi, M/M, whatever you want to call it. Don't like, don't read!

Rose isn't as dead as everyone thinks she is. AU. Written for the One Prompt Many Fandoms Competition.

Fusion AU. Yao Wang, an ex-convict from the chain gang, seeks to turn his life around, and the series of events set off by his actions culminate in the August Uprisings of the city of Bendición. Valjean!China, Javert!America, Fantine!Ancient Greece, Cosette!Italy, Marius!Germany. Full character and warning list in the first chapter.

The nations are locked inside a conference room the night before Halloween. They decide to tell each other creepypastas to pass the time. Will they make it through the night? A 31-day short-story challenge.

In honor of Bob Hoskins' passing, I decided to write what I thought Roger would say, since Eddie Valiant has now passed as well.

Jessica reminisces on her first date with Roger.

Tired of Private's namby-pamby attitude, Skipper is thrilled to learn of a whole other side of Private when the Amarillo Kid comes looking for a Mr. Tux. And while Private wants nothing to do with who he was in the past, the lives of his teammates are put on the line and the only way to save them is to offer the Amarillo Kid a deal. BASED ON MR. TUX Story#3 in the Park Avenue verse

Ron betrays Harry and Hermione and they abandon the wizarding world to the mercy of Voldemort's Death Eaters. Or, you know, not. Post-DH, mostly canon compliant. Not in continuity with my other story, but explores similar ideas. Rating for implied consent issues, nothing explicit.

How the affair of Sheriff Falshed and Princess SIbiline began. When you return after another failed campaign, you most certainly don't want to take part in Prince Poynt's new game – a game of chess.

A vermin actor separated from his troupe meets a woodlander actor separated from his. Not being fighters, panic ensues when they meet, and both beasts create a plot to slip by their dangerous enemy. It's just unfortunate they chose disguises that are respective opposites... again.

A collection of pairing drabbles - if it fits, it ships! Author makes no guarantees about the definition of "fits." / / Final chapter: Wantedshipping, featuring the sixth member of the Order!

Ludwig, deemed the perfect Nazi in both ideology and appearance, takes a Jewish boy under his wing during the Third Reich and comes to love him as if he were his own son. Human AU, OC.

A narrative of 2D's first few months out of his coma.

"Will I ever get my life back?" The van's speed noticeably slowed. Kowalski's eyebrows rose. Not that one question. Rico looked away. Only Skipper held his sight, frowning. "No."

Mirror from the Homestuck kink meme. An AU where the trolls are patients at the Green Sun Psychiatric Treatment Center and the kids work there. This is Humanstuck. More info inside. Basically the whole story has a blanket trigger warning.

I created back-story! Originally written for an essay contest. I didn't win. The whole thing rhymes, so if that gives you a head-ache don't read it.

When America catches the bug going around, who steps up to be there for him? ...Well don't everyone jump in at once. Rated T for some language.

For nations, death is cheap. Russian Roulette may hurt, but they always come back to life. No, the biggest concern is what the other player decides to do while you're 'dead.' Character deaths played for smut and laughs, multiple times. RussAme.

"I know." Dave and Rose have a conversation that really, no one else would understand. FtM!Dave and MtF!Rose

Asexual Awareness Challenge: Bill and Fleur have been married for ten years, and no one would say they're not the model of happiness. But for some of their siblings, happiness might follow a different model.

The Signless and The Disciple shared something that was beyond the troll quadrants. Perhaps, to someone from another world, that something would not be so unrecognisable.

England has a tough time caring for America and Canada, but he wouldn't leave his boys for anything Kink meme deanon

When Ron's vulgar language goes too far will he be willing to give it up in order to have a happy wife? Will it help their marriage, or will it backfire? COMPLETE! *Winner of Best Comedy in the 2012 Romione Awards on Tumblr!*

The Berlin Wall falls, and Germany suspects that Prussia has been hurt more than he's willing to admit. A brotherly fic.

I figured it'd be funny to do 100-word drabbles about TV tropes for the Penguins. Juuust to mess with things! Enjoy!

Ponyville's mailmare is a mystery. Why does she act the way she does? Why does she have a Unicorn foal? What does her Cutie Mark mean? And why muffins? The answers will reveal a past she didn't know she had...and a guilt she may never live down.

AU When humans need a scapegoat, we turn to those who are most different from us. In this case, it happened to be the nations. Character Death. One-shot.

Sherlock muses on how his bones betray him. ftm!Sherlock/bisexual!John established relationship, next in the Translock series after 'Beinnan'. SUPER fluffy and saccharine at the end - you're warned!

LEMON. Rigby's sick of losing constantly, and to let off steam decides it's time for the one thing he can do better than Mordecai.

What does generosity mean to a Unicorn who's had everything and nothing?

Lady Elizabeta Héderváry dreams of becoming a boy and winning the heart of a fair maiden, and she will do whatever it takes to have her dream come true. Based on the Vocaloid song. Nyotalia-verse, AusHun

It's not easy having the invention of everything credited to you. Korea would know.

Francis and Arthur believe that their darling little Matthew is a virgin, and accidentally set off a betting pool to see who can get into Matthew's pants first. Matthew is less than amused. Ensemble, with asexual Canada. USA-Can bros and Canada/Cuba.

"No, I mean – I mean, about YOU and RIGBY." The emphasis was, this time, unmistakable. Tension in the room rose like a flood, thicker than anything, cut by neither knife nor plus four broadsword. "Oh." Mordecai/Rigby.

"INDEED WE WERE PONDERING THAT, AS WE WAIT FOR THE ARRIVIAL OF THE HIGHEST ONES, YOU AND YOUR COMPANION MAY HELP US TO ANSWER SOME OF OUR QUESTIONS." My very warped take on a kink meme request. John/Rose. No graphic content, but quite a bit of swearing.

As Pepper stares at the deep red stain on her sheets she thinks it must be the most beautiful thing she has ever seen.

Sed and Det live in a marsh. The ferret and the weasel are still not sure if there is a vermin fort behind them, if Marshank is cursed or if Redwall's newest warrior is telling the truth at all.

"If I was captain an' couldn't be on land but every ten years, would - would you wait for me?"

Welcome home, Mr. Jacques.

Sweden has always had big hands. Sweden/Denmark, consensual, non-permanent homicide.

Italy has a gift. He can see all the colors that connect people, represented by strings tied between them. He can see everyone's if he concentrates hard enough. Why is Germany any different? GerIta, hints of other relationships.

Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.

Hermux proposes, but not quite the way he'd planned. H/L

"He was so very tired of pain." N. Italy during the Black Plague of the 1300s.

"The cigarette was in the other hand and self destructing, eating itself." Paula and Murdoc share a smoke. Paula/Murdoc.

LU in order to discover it!

A tiny, comic Jeeves and Wooster dialogue only ficlet.

Cute little Oneshot about how Murdoc met 2D. Not the time you're thinking of, this goes way back. First fic, so no flames please. Based on a picture called Starshine by the lovely Kinpatsu Yasha on deviantart :

Haley listens to Elan's songs, stupid as they are.

Why Lord Loss has a van Gogh painting hanging behind his throne.

A short story to recover from my week-long break. Any summary would give up the story. One-shot.

Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred

Living in Plastic Beach isn't easy... especially when certain people start acting strange title means"The Knot" Rating may go up

Fun times on the days off. Damonx2D

*Various pairings, CRACK* One poor human working for the UN is asked to find a certain Finnish diplomat. On his search, he finds out more than he’d ever wanted to know about many of those ‘strange foreign diplomats’.

Jose asks Panchito a question. OH BOY. Jose/Panchito

Boticelli and Chiaroscuro walk the dungeon.

Aziraphale finds an unexpected visitor in Crowley's bathtub. Crowley seems rather attached. Chapter Three up!

Following a magical accident at the Library, Sergeant A.E. Pessimal of the Watch is sent to where nobody has ever returned alive. Can Pessimal become the first to return from the grip of a denizen of the Dungeon Dimensions? Apologies to H.P. Lovecraft...

King Julien seems to be very worried about something...so he asks his right-hand-lemur for some help. WARNING: Light slashiness.

Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.

In which Remy, Linguini, and Colette reflect on the rather unconventional decorations they've each chosen for their home. Hokey title, I know.

Why did Edward stop hunting criminals? During those brief ten years, he was just like a superhero...So why? Because he met someone. A man named Sherlock Holmes.

During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.

A collection of one-shots written for the LiveJournal community 6impearfics. Mostly Sweeney/Lovett. Updated: "It was easy to get to the heart of a dead man." Mrs Lovett has far more trouble with that of a living one.

Parody...sort of. When a Sue and a Stu are shown the error of their ways, they are sucked into a plot to weed all of their freakish brothers and sisters out of Mossflower, with a little help from a Stu traitor...and several Sue and Stu rejects!

Lee just wants to be a normal teenage boy, but it's not easy when even his own body seems to be working against him. Lucky for him the cavalry comes to the rescue...albeit in the unlikely form of Fred and George.

Redwall has fallen, Mossflower is being overrun, and the Mary Sues doing it are almost unstoppable. The only resistance left is the Secret SueSlayer Society of Salamandastron, and their strength dwindles with each passing season. How can they win this?

Small drabble involving Flippy and Cub. Not connected to my other fics. Sometimes unexpected wisdom can come from an unexpected place.

The concert will start soon, and Bender is late. Amy snarks, Leela ponders, and Fry steams. BenderxFry.

[PARODY] In which my brave marten alter ego embarks on a quest to save Mossflower from being conquered by the Sues. Reviews appreciated. Companion fic to Linwe Seregon Swifteye by my good pal Kelaiah.

It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.

Ratatouille: Django muses on the friendship his son shares with the human, Linguini. Somewhat Django's POV. Kinda short.

Anyone remember Dingeye and Thura from Salamandastron? Well, of course you don't! I'm here to make you remember. Titled with the most appropriate word I could find.

Sweeney Todd largely musical based, some movie. Four different ways of looking at the Beadle.

A girl falls into Mossflower...but it's not quite what you'd expect. Sarah now has to contend with a vermin horde, freaky woodlanders, and a new mouse body. How will she get out? Will she survive? Mary Sue parody, lots of cursing.

A collection of short ficlets for the pairing of Pintel and Ragetti

In which Nobby and Colon accidentially discover Cheery's secret collection of slash fiction. Requested by marahsarie over at my livejournal.

A collection of Reg/Visit ficlets, featuring arguments, mild slash, and... well, more arguments, really.

The OOTS is fleeing their latest encounter with their archnemesis, Xykon. Tired and injured, they hole up in a cave for the night. But how safe are they? Based on the incredible webcomic by Rich Burlew See his website for over 480 pages of comic!

Set during Salamandastron... has to do with Klitch... only one chapter as of right now. Um. Read and find out! Rated M for later chapters.

Five things that didn't happen to Martin of Redwall. What could have been and maybe even should have been, and all that is implied. [AU Martin the Warrior][Oneshot]

An incident at a party causes Bart to question his sexuality. Teenage Bart. Pointless humor and fun. Not Milhouse. MM

SerpentineHunter. Because we all know there's something going on with them. They have history... and, maybe, a future. Femslash, nothing very explicit. I didn't know it would turn out how it did... Concrit appreciated

Ragetti makes a marginally large error in judgement. Much to Gibbs' and Pintel's dismay. Gibbs' POV, contains slash of a humorous nature, and calls Jack Sparrow's orientation into question.

OneShot. You never know who you might meet on a slow night. Rating for slight language and some slash

Small stories about Ragetti.

The Order of the Stick. Who said Nale was telling the truth, even in the beginning? Drabble, AU, Nale x Elan

Their is SLASH in this. BasilDawson. Basil suffers from a severe case of boredom and Dawson is their to help him through this most dire situation.

It was gonna be a bunch of stories, but it just turned out being one about the characters everyone hates... Fillip and Sot. Read please. Please!

2D discovers Murdoc's embarrassing secret... ONESHOT

[Oneshot] As he dies, Wedgeback reflects on the life he lived...

Scar is fed up with all the stories depicting him as stupid and lustful. So what does he do? Belt out a song, of course, with a classic chorus of hyenas. Be Prepared parody. T for mature issues.

The Gryphon muses on his relationship with the Mock Turtle.

Rated for Slash and mature innuendo. RJ&Hammy pairing. Hammy, left unattended for one minute, learns eating peanut butter at superspeed is really not good for you. RJ helps out, and Verne misunderstands completely.

A spoof of Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky. The boys face off against a frumious MarySue. Rated 'T' for Raph's mouth. [sigh] Received 2nd place for Best Poetry in 2006 Fanfic Comp.

Rumors are flying about the Pevensies, and Corin Thunderfist decides to investigate. (Sequel to Inquiring Minds)

The snow, it was falling, and the neon was calling . . .' A very gentle Christmas story featuring Jacques' Castaways Ben and Ned, inspired by the song 'Old City Bar' by the Trans Siberian Orchestra.

What happens when Lifty and Shifty try to pull one over on the Mole? Pure chaos!

A series of drabbles circling around one Jack Skellington and one Willy Wonka. Shades of slash, or not, depending on your angle.

FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Scratchy the Cat looks back at his miserable existence.

Captain Hook and the Ugly Stepsister come to an agreement, or how a man with a hook for a hand decided to play piano.

Say what you will about him, at the end of the day, Morgoth has been a busy little workerbee. Doesn't the first Dark Lord deserve a drinking song as much as the next guy? Written for the HASA I'll Drink To That challenge.

CHAPTER 4! For some unknown reason, a few from the 21st century are catapulted into the Redwall universe. THIS IS NOT A MARY SUE.

Hogwarts these days is filled with beautiful girls. Who are they? And what are snoggarts? Well... you'll see. (Mary Sue parody)

(INCOMPLETE)(Updated 7-03-04) You have often heard of the horrifying creature called the Mary-Sue, and how not even the strongest beast in Mossflower may resist her wiles. We, the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, have made it our quest to destroy her...

Harry and Co take a look at . See their comments and feelings towards the stories posted. Rating for slight sex. Bit of Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny, but not too much. Don't read if you absolutely LOVE any ship.

Lister learns about consequence.

Finished! Yes, this was formerly "The Case of the Missing Love Plot" I found a better name. Have changed rating for some lanuage and situations. Thanks for the feedback ya'll!

Yes, it was really funny, the way the twins locked Percy inside a pyramid during family vacation. Only, it wasn’t.

(SLASH. Now finished.) Frodo buys a book of Elven artwork, only to find it comes with the ghost of a voyeuristic girl. How inconvenient.

Muzluk, an Uruk-hai, has an encounter with an Orcish companion, deep in the fortress of Isengard. The content of what happens next is entirely unsuitable for minors and people who don’t much care for Orcs. Please consider yourselves duly warned.

PG for obvious reasons. This is yet another starring-Timon fic. Just his thoughts on a certain somebody during a night he can't sleep. Read if you dare hehe

A moody, angsty piece--Will, age ten, receives the medallion his father sent for him.

AU Chapter 4 for already existing Runnalon fic. Runnalon and Ashdark, two otter warriors, get even closer...SLASH

Crowley, in an attempt to further the machinations of hell, makes a few business deals. Slight crossover with Dogma.

Croup and Vandemar. That's all the warning you really need.

Or ‘Melkor’s Boys’. The Dark Lord has a very busy day looking after five cuddly little darlings. Well. . . almost little darlings. AU. Very very AU. Main characters: Melkor, Sauron, Gomig and various OBs. COMPLETE.

**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)

Imagine John Cleese as Old Bailey.

A somewhat skewed parody of mpreg. Arwen is pregnant with Eowyn's child. Can the two lovers keep their husbands from finding out?

Introducing The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen, Warrior Princess, a Story of Some Small Merit, But Which May be of Interest to Certain Persons. Concerning a Most Tragic Romance and also Some Boobies.

Eomer and Faramir are trapped in a nefarious web of (*gasp*) slash cliches! Light metahumor.

A girl from Modern Earth travels to Middle Earth and winds up... well, you figure it out.

*Finished* Three teenage boys sit in court today and are accused of a horrendous act. Barrett ponders about what they have done to reach this point… and to their deaths. Little did they know that they would later become known as the ‘Stygian Triplets

With all the Fangirls' guides to hunting Elves and Hobbits, we feel they should be given a fighting chance...

What happens in Chasing Dogma to make that uppity religious woman think there's hanky panky afoot on the Greyhound?

Was Ed always the stupid laughing drooling hyena that he was in the movies? Of course not! Find out what happened. (Contains mild drug use)

A young man must face troubled childhood memories when he finds himself catapulted into Looney Land.