Names: Grace and Ruth

Ages: Wouldn't you like to know

Schools: Two differnt ones. A public high school, and private, Catholic high school.

Reasons to worship us: Where to start? We're geniuses. We're hilarious. We're friendly. We're drop dead gorgeous. And the amazing part is, we were being truthful about all that except the part about being gorgeous.

Favorites: We like cheese. And Draco. And Spike. And Pete. And more cheese.

Favorite Movie: We really like Lord of the Rings. We saw Fellowship of the Ring about twelve times while it was still in theaters. You see, we tend to be a bit obsesive compulsive. But lately, we've developed an intense and somewhat illogical facination with Pirates of the Carrabean. We love Johnny Depp. Love! Love! And the movie was hilarious. Anyways, on to more relevent stuff.

Stories: We write mostly things about Draco. In fact, only one of our stories doens't mention him at all. That would be Goodbye to You.

Discription of stories: We wrote a lot of stories. Buffy/Harry Potter crossovers; we have an Angel fic and a silly fanfic about Hermione and George. Also, a long fic about an OC, who is not a mary-sue, a rather depressing one about Harry, and an even more depressing fic about Peter Pettigrew.

Pairings: Don't care. We don't have any really strange ones (ie. Hedwig/Harry) but some are not concidered normal. Like our Harry/Ron, which is so sweet. You should all look at that one.

By the way,
We really, really, really like reviews. If you have time to read this, don't you think you have time to click the the little "go" button at the end of the chapter and write something. Even if it just says "HEY! I read this!"

Flames are annoying, but if you must send one, go ahead. They will be posted here and laughed at.

Oh, and if you want to give us suggestions on where you want the story to go, feel free. We might not listen, but we will read them. Because we read reivews. We like reviews.

I think you get the picture.

To Finish:

Once More with Feeling: After the End
We finally find out the secret behind the singing spell. Harry and Lacey try to work out their problmes again, but they get put on hold while the guys go out to save the world. Yes, Harry, Ron, and DRACO go out to save the world by themsleves. We all know this won't work.

It's Not Easy Being Red and Green
The sequel to It's Not Easy Being Green. This is about Jeremy's litte sister, Liz, and her relationship with Harry. She's not a Mary-Sue. We hope. Anyways, it should be as good as the first one, but different.

Neville's Nightmare
You're basic Draco/Hermione, but from Neville's point of veiw. And in the end, its up to Neville to save the day. Or, actually, to save Ron. Same diff...

Lost Regrets
Harry leaves after he defeats Voldemort. He gets word that Hermione's getting married, so decides to come back. Unfortunately, he does not approve of Hermione's fiance, and the girl he loves isn't speaking to him, and Ron's married someone he never would have expected... (?)

The Heart of the Traitor
Everyone hates Peter Pettigrew now, but it wasn't always like that. He was once friends with James, Sirius, and Remus, but why did he stab them in the back? Trust me, this will be very sad.

Deja Vu (Just Grace)
Sequal to The Trophy, but with more confusing relationships. Can't say the pairings just yet, becuase it would ruin the story for you.

Fanfiction.net (Just Grace)
The Harry Potter characters discovering fanfiction.net. Yes, it does make fun of some stories, but i tried not to make fun of actual people.

You Two are So Stupid
We might finish, we might not. It's fine the way it is. It's really sweet though, go read it.

The Eyes
We have decided that it will not be Willow/Snape, Willow/Remus, or Willow/Sirius. It's gonna be... Willow/Percy! Just came to us today. We promise more Spike in this one. And the triple J's (aka: Dawn's roommates). YOu know they're hilarious!

To start:

The Secret Diaries of Mary-Sue
It will show types of all Mary-Sues. Should be rather interesting.

It All Ended with a Game of Euchre
Someone who knows how to spell Euchre can help us out with the spelling. Anyways, story of how Voldemorts downfall took place durign a game of Euchre. (It's a card game)

Death Eaters of err... London

Ginny discovered an artifact that would destroy the Dark LOrd... that is, if Harry POtter had it. It could also kill Harry. The Death Eaters find out and kidnap her. How's Harry to get the woman he loves back? Well, there's only one known Death Eater in prison: Draco Malfoy. BUt who's side is Malfoy really on? Doese this sound like Pirates of the Carribean to anyone else? That's becuase it is!

That's the end of our bio! Woohoo! Hope you all enjoyed it, but dont' worry, you'll like our stories better. Go read! At the moment, we're seeing how long it takes fanfiction.net to delete all of our songfics. We wouldn't ahve a problem getting rid of them, but they sounded so snotty about it in their announcement. Our revenge is sweet. Enjoy them while they're still there. Nobody's Fool is awesome. Everyone needs to read that if they haven't.