You have a sick and twisted mind, my friend. I'm sure that these pairings have been attempted other times though...But not as well written! ;) Just...McG and Trelawney?
...must...scrub...eyes...

I nearly shit myself laughing. I thought it was Ron!

Once I was done admiring the clever, clever way I totally didn't guess the couple right, I spent a bit of time boggling.

Now I'm vaguely ? yet certain this pairing shall never be in any of my fic.

What? I just- Hermione? And Malfoy? Maybe Ginny and Malfoy. Not-

I feel like I should be reviewing all of these with a shocked and disbelieving look while I stutter confusedly.

Oh god. Harry and Albus? Harry... and Remus? Someone more obscure?

Wow.

Harry? Viktor. Harry. Viktor. Snape? Snape. : )

Wow. I was guessing Ginny, then Harry. Totally thrown. So tricky!

Yes! I finally guessed right, and didn't change my mind half way through. You are thoroughly devious.

But. Bleagh. What? Phwoar.

Oh god. I was thinking Ron and Prof. Sprout for the longest time there. You're really freaking me out here! : )

Totally fooled me. I thought I was so clever figuring out it was Bill. Not so much.

Well, J.K. Rowling DID say Albus was gay...

I'm not kidding when I say I started to claw my eyes out...

*gag*

That wasn't that bad. You really have a way with words...