There were three things Ginny Weasley could not believe. The first: that she was actually 20 years old. The second: that she had lost her virginity to Draco Malfoy. The third: that she had managed to go two whole months without doing laundry.

Looking at Christmas lights with Hermione, Ron decides that it's time for him to stop procrastinating. A Holiday Flufflet.

Unlucky in love, George obtains an enchanted diary to help him. It is bewitched with a soul far more annoying than Voldemort's, though: Gilderoy Lockhart's.

Fred and George, eager for a trickster challenge, decide to set up Ron and Hermione. They definitely have their work cut out for them, though, in this fun romantic comedy.

Through a game of minigolf, Draco Malfoy discovers that it's impossible to be both evil and incredibly good-looking and that a certain red-headed vixen is not as mental as she seems. Warning: don't read if you take yourself too seriously!

Swinging on a park swing set, Harry and Ginny discover that they are trapped in the same mental prison. Mild songfic to Paul McCartney's "Blackbird."

Unsatisfied with her social life and lack of a boyfriend, Ginny asks Neville to spread an unsavory rumor about her so that she can get attention from boys. A certain black-haired boy, however, has noticed her all along.

Hermione learns how to be spontaneous while dancing in the rain.

Witch Weekly, seeking to increase readers, creates a boy band out of five seemingly talentless wizards: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Oliver Wood, and Neville Longbottom. Will they succeed?

Somebody gets a crush on Fred, so he decides to have some fun. But in the end, the joke's on him. Some Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny shipping. Just a feel-good comedy, really.

Dennis Creevey seeks to become a playah, but adorably fails in this satire of pop culture.

Just what we need: more hot American transfer students, Starbucks takes over Hogwarts, and Harry learns how to hit on women! The much-anticipated sequel to Harry Potter and the Dark Lord's Duplicate has arrived! It can stand on its own, though.

After cursing her nose off, Eloise finds an unlikely friend. Eloise was only mentioned in H.P. twice, but she's still the coolest!

Harry and Ron summon Pacey and Dawson to help them with their relationship. A new girl, Mary Sue, steals someone's heart while everyone wonders who the Goblet of Popularity will select as Fall Ball King and Queen.

A day in the life of Hogwarts' most popular student

This is a love song I wrote about the wizard of my heart.