Note: Please enjoy, and feel free to leave reviews, but note that many of the stories here were written some time ago and no longer accurately reflect my current writing style or preferences. They remain up for archival purposes, and in the hope that they might be read and enjoyed. I am unlikely to make revisions or add chapters to works from several years ago.

Fandoms include: Dracula, mythology (Greek and Norse), Woman in White, Shakespeare, Ibsen, Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland/Alice Through the Looking Glass, Shakespeare, Arthurian Legend, Lloyd Alexander, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Dangerous Liaisions.

"Will you walk a little faster? said a whiting to a snail, there's a porpoise close behind us and he's treading on my tail.

See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance? They are waiting on the shingle, will come and join the dance?

Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance?

Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you join the dance?"

- Lewis Carroll